Plants vs Zombies Story 2: This Again

by mmdestroyer973

The Zombies are dead. For Now. That isn't the only bad thing. Tom gets a Job. At the worst Place ever. The Zombies Are Coming... but after they become friends with the plants, there is more Trouble. And it's not THE ZOMBIES. Who could it be? Will Tom survive? Will the plants survive? Will ANYONE survive? Read to find out; TO SURVIVE.

17. The Dark Master

PVZ Story 2: This Again

Chapter 17: The Dark Master

The guy followed everyone to their house.

Tom and the plants were in the house watching, "The guy who kills Plants, puts them in a blender, and makes a Smoothie with them and feeds it to a Dog 2".

"This is going to be good!" Tom said.

"I know!" Chomper said.

Peashooter got popcorn.

*DING DONG!*

Someone was at the door.

"Who is it?" Peashooter said.

"Come over here and see." The guy said.

Tom came over and opened the door. It was a guy who wore black jeans, had a black sweater, and black shoes.

"Hello, what can I do for you?" Tom said.

"I am here to kill you." He said.

"Who are you?" Peashooter asked.

"I was the one."

"What?" Tom was confused.

"I made those robots." He said.

"WHAT?!" Tom said.

"Yes. I am Zomboss's son."

"WHAT?!" Peashooter and Tom said together. The other plants came.

"What happened?" Sunflower asked.

"This guy here seems to be Zomboss's son." Tom said.

"So YOU are Camera Zombie?" Infi-Nut asked.

"Yeah, are you?" Cactus asked.

"No. I am Camera Zombie's BROTHER."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" Everyone yelled out.

"CAMERA ZOMBIE HAS A BROTHER?" Repeater said.

"Yes you dummy, I JUST SAID THAT." The guy rolled his eyes.

"How come we know NOW ?" Dave asked.

"Shut Up!" The guy said.

"Wait." Wall-Nut said. "Why did you even come here?"

"To Fight you!" The Man said. "You see, My brother was Camera Zombie and my Father was Zomboss."

"YOU TOLD US ALREADY!" Repeater said.

"You idiot!" Peashooter said. "He is explaining what caused all of this!" Peashooter hit Repeater.

"Anyway, my father was a scientist. He created this potion to make people into zombies. I grew up with my brother, who makes weapons. I dared my brother to prank my father, and pour the potion into his coffee. So he did it. He turned into a Zombie. Then my brother was a zombie. But I escaped. I ran away from my family. I didn't want to be a zombie. My father was the boss a Bloom & Dooms, and then after it came on the news that he was a zombie, there was a new boss: Mr. Gravinson. I was in love with his daughter, I got a job there. My father and my brother then turned the ORIGINAL workers from Bloom & Doom Seed Co. into Zombies. My father needed someone to attack. So he attacked the one with plants. He took one of the plants, and forced that plant to drink a mixture of drugs. He did this so that plant could turn on the others, but it FAILED. So I worked at Bloom & Doom Seed Co. until it was destroyed. Oh yeah, I made the robots so Lisa could love me."

Sunflower blushed.

"So that's how this started." Peashooter said. "You ugly bitch!"

"But it was your fault." Threepeater said.

"Are you a Zombie?" Repeater said as he took his hood off.

HIS FACE WAS COMPLETELY BLACK. HE HAD RED EYES.

"I am the dark master." He said. He rose in the air.

"Now, lets fight."

"No!" Peashooter said.

"Yes!" He said.

"FIRE!" The dark master said.

*BOOM!*

Tom's house set on fire. "Oh no!" He said.

Bonk Choy jumped in the air. He punched him in the chest like, a bagillion times.

"You are weak." The dark master said. He kicked him.

Bonk Choy ate Golden Plant Food. He beat him up.

"Are you tickling me or punching me?" The dark master said.

Bonk Choy was embarrassed. He poked him in the eye.

"Ow!" He said. "F***!*

Peashooter got the emergency kit. He closed his eyes and chose a random plant. He got Homing Thistle.

"F***." Repeater said. "Not him."

"Hey guys." He said. "Hey Cactus."

"Homing Thistle, we need to kill that guy floating in the air!" Peashooter said.

"I'm on it." He said. He pushed Repeater out the way. Homing Thistle shot spikes. The spikes CHASED after him.

"OW!" He said. "LIGHTNING!" The dark master said.

*ZAP!*

Homing Thistle got electrocuted.

"Yes!" Repeater said.

Peashooter hit him. "That's not funny!"

Repeater, Peashooter, and Threepeater shot peas. The dark master disappeared.

"Where did he go?" Peashooter said.

Snow Pea came. "Sup guys!"

"SNOW PEA!?" Repeater said.

"You're back!" Threepeater said.

"I can't believe it!" Peashooter said.

"You were gone for SO many episodes!" Repeater said.

"Really?" Peashooter said.

Snow Pea ate Plant Food. He AIMED at Peashooter, Repeater, and Threepeater. He blew an ice trail, but didn't shoot 60 snow peas. He just wanted to Freeze them. That WASN'T Snow Pea. It was the dark master POSING as him. He can pose as ANY plant.

"That's cheating!" Sunflower said.

"No.." The dark master said.

"Sunflower! Look in the emergency kit!" Penny said. "I think there is a hot potato there!" Penny said.

"Okay!" She said. She grabbed Fire Pea by mistake.

"Hey Sunflower!" She said.

"Hey."

Fire Pea ate Plant Food and blew a Fire Trail. She then shot 60 Peas. She burned The dark master.

"WATER!" The dark master said. A wave of water came over to Fire Pea.

"AA!" She screamed. Fire Pea turned into a normal Peashooter. "Quick, I need fire!" She said.

Sunflower saw A Jalapeno. She went to go grab it, but she got Snapdragon my mistake.

"Oh no." Sunflower thought.

"Hey Sunflower..." Snapdragon said weakly.

"Hey Chomper..." Snapdragon said weakly again.

"What did I do?" Chomper asked.

"No Time for greeting everyone!" Penny said. "I need you to burn Fire Pea!" Penny said as she pointed to Fire Pea.

"That's not Fire Pea, that's Peashooter."

"No you idiot!" Sunflower said. "She got put out by water!"

"Oh." Snapdragon said. He was JUST about to breathe fire, but then, The dark master used Earth. Snapdragon fell. Then he used DARK MATTER.

"Oh no!" Tom said. He grabbed his gun.

The dark matter fell on Snapdragon. He turned BLACK. "HA HA HA!" The Dark Master said. "Snapdragon, attack!"

*BAM!*

Tom shot Snapdragon. HE DIED. Dave got his Laser Gun.

*ZAP!*

Dave zapped The Dark Master. HE FELL.

"That's the spirit!" Wall-Nut said.

Sunflower grabbed Hot Potato.

"Hey guys!" She said.

"Hi Hot Potato!" Potato Mine said.

Hot Potato unfroze Peashooter, Repeater, and Threepeater.

"What the hell happened?" Repeater asked.

"I...D...Don't Know!" Threepeater answered.

"Whoa, there is TWO of me?" Peashooter asked.

"No, that is Fire Pea." Penny said.

"Yeah." Tom said. "The dark master splashed water on her."

"Oh."

Chomper jumped in the air and BIT the Dark Master's head.

"Good Job, Chomper!" Tom said.

"Why NOW are you doing this?" Repeater said.

Potato Mine exploded him while Chomper bit him.

*SPUDOW!*

The dark master flew in the air. Bonk Choy stood under him as he fell.

*POW!*

Bonk Choy punched him in the sky again. Chomper stopped biting him. He was bleeding.

"He looks mad!" Tom said.

"GRRRRRRRAAAAAA!" The dark master WAS MAD.

He lit on fire and then he charged up an attack.

"What the F*** is going on!" Tom said.

"Everyone stand back!" Penny said.

Cactus shot a spike. He ABSORBED IT. Tom shot a bullet. He absorbed that too.

"Were doomed!" Wall-Nut said.

"Before I die, I wanna say something!" Sunflower said. "I kinda miss Snapdragon!"

"What?!" Peashooter said.

"Well, I kinda feel bad for killing Zomboss!" Chomper said.

"I like Hot Potato!" Potato Mine said.

"I eat garbage!" Bonk Choy said.

"Only One of my heads talk! Like I have 3 Heads! Is that weird?" Threepeater said.

"I like Cactus!" Repeater said.

"I keep a collection of Bandages under my Frying Pan!" Dave said.

"I make Zombie Toys!" Penny said.

"I like staring at Lisa's private parts!" Tom said.

"Yuck!" Sunflower said.

"I don't like Homing Thistle!" Cactus said.

"My hologram is fake!" Infi-Nut said.

"I don't really do anything when we are in a battle!" Wall-Nut said.

"Snow Pea is my Boyfriend!" Fire Pea said.

"Goodbye guys!" Tom said. "I love you guys!"

"We love you too!" Everyone else said.

ONE SECOND before he was about to shoot, someone jumped high in the air, with a Sword, and sliced The Dark Master's HEAD OFF.

*SPLAT!*

"GAAAAAAH!" The Dark Master yelled. Blood splat EVERYWHERE.

"Everyone run!" Penny said. "He is going to explode!"

Everyone ran.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He yelled again.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

Tom's house exploded. His lawn exploded. Actually, it exploded THE WHOLE BLOCK. Everyone was burnt. Just then, this guy that wore all yellow, white, and gold floated in the sky.

"It's the Light Master." Tom said. "My brother."

"WHAT?!" Peashooter said.

"Great. Now here comes the family renionion." Repeater said.

"Tom!" The light master said. He hugged him. "Good to see you, brother."

"Hello plants." He said.

"Brother, I hadn't seen you since I was 3 Years old!" Tom said.

"I know. I had to Fight the Dark Master." He said. "He worked at Bloom & Dooms, but he stopped working there after Tom got a job there. He liked Lisa. So then we fought, and fought until now. He escaped to go for you guys. So I had to find him. After I found him here, I killed him and destroyed him."

"Nice!" Everyone said.

"Bye!" The light master said. "I gotta go!"

"Where?" Tom said.

"NONE OF YOUR F***ING BUSINESS YOU ASSHOLE!" He left. "I'm just joking. I gotta go slay the Dragon!"

"Whatever." Tom said.

"He attacked me!" He said.

"Okay." Tom said. "Have fun."

Police came. A news truck came. Everyone in town came.

"I am here live at the place where the explosion happened." The news reported said. She turned around. The News Reporter was Lisa.

"LISA!" Tom said. They hugged.

"Aww." Everyone said. Repeater folded his arms.

"I thought you died!" Tom said. "Weren't you a robot?"

"No, they CLONED my brain. Then they made a robot using the clone. They used the brain clone so I can get my memory.

"Cool!" Tom said. "Can I touch your boobs?"

"NO." Lisa said. She slapped Tom.

Repeater came over. "Hey can I touch then?"

"NO." She said.

"F***" Repeater said.

"So Lisa, I wanna ask you something."

"Yeah?"

"You wanna be my girlfriend?"

"Are you kidding? Yes!"

"Nice!" Tom put his arm around Lisa.

The Government came. "Someone is going to pay for this damage!" He said angrily. "This block is worth $9,198,634,289,847!"

Tom's pupils shrunk.

"I'll pay for it." Lisa said. She had a 10 TRILLION Dollar bills.

"Whatever." The man said.

"See you tomorrow!" Lisa said. They hugged again. Tom tried to get into her bra.

Tom went inside.

"So, you like me huh?" Hot Potato said.

"Heh.." Potato Mine giggled. Hot Potato kissed him on the cheek.

"You're hot." He said.

"I know..." She said.

Sunflower and Peashooter kissed.

"What is up with the love?" Bonk Choy said. "Nasty."

"So Cactus." Repeater said. "You gunna break up with Homing Thistle?"

"I don't know." She said. "He said me might kill me."

"Who care what he says." Repeater said. "You don't like him, so you don't like him."

"You're right." Cactus said. She kissed him.

"Oh man!" He said. "Should have been on my mouth..."

Fire Pea stood there. "Well, I cannot find MY love." She said sadly. Just then, someone tapped her shoulder. IT WAS SNOW PEA.

"Snow Pea!" She said. They kissed.

"What happened?" Fire Pea said.

"Well, I got Stepped on by Camera Zombie, and I was left on the lawn. Then some green thingy touched me. I came back to life, but I hid from everyone. So then now I came ba-"

"Shut up!" Fire Pea said. They kissed again. Snow Pea touched her boob. Fire Pea didn't do anything and let him go into her bra.

"Hey Lisa!" Sunflower said.

"What's up." Lisa said.

"Tom used to sing songs about you!" Sunflower said.

Tom froze and blushed.

"Yeah, one day he used to say your name over and over again!" Peashooter said.

"He sang a song about you that went like, 'Lisa is hot, she has a great Bott!" Sunflower said.

"And he did it naked too!" Repeater said.

Tom blushed. Lisa turned around. "Really Tom?"

"Yes..." Tom said. "Sorry, I just wanted to-"

Lisa kissed Tom on his mouth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Repeater screamed.

"It's okay." Cactus said.

"STOP KISSING!" Bonk Choy screamed.

Tom put his left hand on Lisa's butt and his Right hand on her boob. 1 SECOND after he did that, Lisa pushed him away.

"You perv!" Lisa said.

"I thought you were a Sl*t!"

"That was robot me!" Lisa said.

"Oh." Tom said.

4 MONTHS LATER...

Tom's house was rebuilt and the block. Tom relaxed. "Well, time to look for new jobs." He said. He grabbed the newspaper. "Help wanted." Tom read. "$120 a week!" Tom was happy that he gets so much money in a week. He called the number and got the job.

THE END... FOR NOW

END OF CHAPTER 17

TRY TO ANSWER THESE:

1. WILL THERE BE A THIRD STORY?

2. WHAT JOB WAS TOM WILLING TO WORK FOR?

3. ARE LISA AND TOM TOGETHER NOW? (EASY)

NOTE: YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT THESE ANSWERS YOURSELF! HA! HA!

CHAPTER 16s ANSWERS:

1. THE DARK MASTER.

2. YEAH, DUH!

3. YEAH, DUH!