Plants vs Zombies Story 2: This Again

by mmdestroyer973

The Zombies are dead. For Now. That isn't the only bad thing. Tom gets a Job. At the worst Place ever. The Zombies Are Coming... but after they become friends with the plants, there is more Trouble. And it's not THE ZOMBIES. Who could it be? Will Tom survive? Will the plants survive? Will ANYONE survive? Read to find out; TO SURVIVE.

20. Shorts 2

PVZ Story 2: This Again

Shorts #2

The Plants were on the lawn, relaxing. Crazy Dave came with something covered under a curtain.

"Hey Dave!" Tom said.

"Sup." Peashooter said.

"What's that?" Sunflower asked.

"Is that the Plant Transmitter again?" Fire Pea asked.

"No." Dave said. "It is a PLANT MERGER!" Dave said as he pulled the curtain off.

"WHOA!" Bonk Choy said.

"Nice!" Potato Mine said.

"The Plant Transmitter merges Plant Powers, but the Plant Merger, Merges the Plants!"

"I wanna try!" Repeater said.

"Okay, Step right up!" Dave said.

Repeater went in. "Now what?" He asked.

"You need another plant to go in." Dave asked.

"Okay umm...Cactus!" Repeater said.

"I knew he was going to pick her..." Peashooter said as he rolled his eyes.

"No thanks..." She said. "God, he loves me too much..." She said to herself.

"F***." Repeater said.

"Okay then...PEASHOOTER!" Repeater said with an evil look.

"OH NO!" Peashooter said.

Peashooter went in slowly. "Will it hurt?" Peashooter asked Dave. "I remember, the Plant Transmitter hurt me, and it hurt me badly!"

"Oh this is a KILLER!" Dave said.

"What you mean?" Peashooter asked.

*ZAP!*

The Plant Merger Merged Peashooter and Repeater. They slowly came out in the smoke from the machine. They came out as...Split Pea!"

"WOW!" Sunflower said as she blushed.

"What the F... that's it." Bonk Choy said. "I had enough." Bonk Choy walked away. "Where do I find a gun?"

"Bonk Choy, really?" Threepeater asked.

"That's the best you got?" Wall-Nut asked.

Bonk Choy grunted.

"What the hell?" Split Pea said.

"Split Pea shoots 1 Pea in the Front and 2 in the back!" Penny said.

"Can you unmerge them?" Bonk Choy asked. "I am going to F***ing vomit!"

"Okay." Dave said. "Get back in."

"WAIT!" Infi-Nut said. "Lemme take a picture!" He said.

*CLICK!*

Infi-Nut Took a picture.

*ZAP!*

To get unmerged, Split Pea had to get zapped in the Plant Merger AGAIN. Repeater was cool with getting zapped. Peashooter didn't feel good.

"Ugh!" Peashooter said. "My F***ing head hurts!"

"You okay?" Sunflower asked. Sunflower produced a sun. Peashooter ate it and felt better already.

"I am still waiting for this chapter to end!" Bonk Choy said.

"Bruh, keep it cool!" Snow Pea said.

"Hey, how about Wall-Nut and Peashooter!" Repeater said making a more evil look.

"Dave, please don't make me do this!" Peashooter said.

"Sorry!" Dave said. "I wanna see you and Wall-Nut merged together.

"F***!" Peashooter yelled.

*ZAP!*

Wall-Nut and Peashooter came out as Pea Nut!

"A PEANUT!" Bonk Choy screamed LOUD AS F***.

"THAT'S F***ING IT!" BONK CHOY SAID. "I QUIT!"

"What?" Snow Pea said.

"Excuse me?" Cactus said.

"I QUIT!"

"Why?" Infi-Nut asked.

"You good?" Repeater asked.

"I AM DONE WITH THIS STUPID S**T!" Bonk Choy left.

"Anyway, PeaNut shoots peas, and Blocks Zombies!" Penny said.

*ZAP!*

Wall-Nut and Peashooter turned to normal. Peashooter was BLACK. He got zapped too much times.

"Hey, how about we merge Peashooter and Sunflower!" Repeater said.

"ENOUGH!" Peashooter said. "STOP ASKING TO MERGE PLANTS THAT ALWAYS INCLUDE ME!" Peashooter screamed.

"Your breath stinks!" Repeater yelled. "Hey, how about if we merge Peashooter and his bad breath!" Repeater said.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Everyone said.

"Burn!" Bonk Choy said as he ran back.

"Hey Pea Pea, you okay?" Sunflower asked.

"Don't call me Pea Pea." Peashooter turned around.

"Hey how about Snow Pea and Fire Pea?" Repeater asked.

"Okay." Dave said. "But this is the last merge we will do FROM YOU."

"F***." Repeater said.

Snow Pea and Fire Pea went in. They were kissing inside. Dave turned it on.

*ZAP!*

Dave opened the machine. There was A LOT of smoke than last time. Penny got a fan. She blew the smoke away. NOTHING was in the machine.

"WHAT?" Dave said.

"WHAT!" Everybody else said.

"How is this possible?" Sunflower asked.

"Am I dreaming?" Cactus asked.

"Repeater, did you do this so you can get rid of them?" Penny asked.

"Uh..." Repeater hesitated. "Well, that's the end of this Plants vs. Zombies Story 2 Shorts#2!" Repeater chuckled.

"No." Penny said. "Seriously, did you?"

"NO!" Repeater said. "I didn't know!"

"So you don't know that water puts out fire?" Peashooter asked.

"Great." Dave said. "Now we can't merge them back."

"Sorry!" Repeater said.

"No, you are sorry because you are so dumb." Peashooter said.

"Now, Repeater, here comes your punishment." Penny said.

Penny put him in the Plant merger. NOTHING came out.

"Good." Penny said.

THE END

NOTE: THIS IS JUST A SHORT, NONE OF THIS WILL AFFECT THE SERIES.