Part 22 Hiroaki a Bisexual Pervert
After an hour or so I huddled by a tree thinking about everything that had happened to me over the past week. I definitely missed my bed that was warm, the forest nights were very cold as wind swirled in the clearing making creatures of the trees. I felt my eyelids getting heavier and heavier until I felt my body relax in to a sleep.
I woke, I instantly felt my full body encased in something that was bitterly cold and that seemed to bite at my skin with the freezing temperature it was at. My eyelashes were covered in snowflakes which I had a feeling wasn't a good look for me, but the strange thing was my breath came in short sharp bursts, I couldn't take a deep breath at all and I was shivering like mad. I looked in to my bad and Kotaro was inside with his wings wrapped around him.
I noticed that I was covered in a sheet of ice which seemed to suppress my chakra. The fire had gone out and snowflakes floated down, the ground was covered in fresh snow. I looked around for Makaiko and saw her gazing up at the sky a few feet away. I crawled along the ground and the pain from the coldness was increasing with every inch I gained on her. But I didn't get why it suddenly had started snowing, we were in a place where it rarely snowed and just yesterday had been a normal warm temperature. When I was right beside Makaiko I saw Deidara had also been in the state I was in, Makaiko noticed us, then looking at me reached out to touch the ice surrounding me, but she withdrew sharply. She narrowed her eyes looking at the ice covering me, I could almost see the cogs in her tiny little demon mind working away (even if they were a bit rusty from lack of use). She jumped to her feet the snow that had been starting to form a sheet around her flew off. But suddenly the snow with its ice cold sharpness whirled around her angrily, what a strange phenomenon. A jet of flames flew from her mouth at the snow melting it instantly, the temperature seemed to rise a little from the look Makaiko had but I still felt as cold as death. The snow rekindled itself and fell once more in the clearing. I coughed and felt a jolt of pain cross my heart,
"Who's there?!" she yelled angrily into the nothingness "Who's doing this?!"
The snow swirled about and then formed tornado. In the middle of this, what I could only describe as a tornado something appeared. A man started to appear, almost as if the snowflakes bonded together to make him.
"Let's hurry this up, please." She said irritably. I hoped that this person was going to unfreeze me, (he could keep freezing Deidara),
"That's not very nice of you, nee-chan." Her eyes widened in shock, as the figure stepped forwards, "After all, it's been what, thirteen years since we last saw each other?"
"Hiroaki..." she said as she looked the figure up and down in disbelief,
"I'm seventeen years old now." Hiroaki said,
"I was just trying to think of that..." she said, surprised, but as we all know reading minds is just plain...
"I know, I can read minds," well there goes my theory out the window,
"You kidding?"
"...No."
"...Oh..." He smirked at her surprise. Well he was erm, dare I say it handsome, although not anything like Gaara had been if a certain someone hadn't killed him!
"These your human toys then?" Hiroaki commented, gesturing towards me and Deidara, my mind instantly went in to dirty overdrive thinking more along the lines of threesomes and sex toys.
"No, actually they would be my friends that you're killing off,"
"I'm not killing them off, just making sure they don't interrupt us. It's been the first conversation I've had with you in a long time, nee-chan."
"Yes, I bet you don't call the windowsill the windowsilver anymore, do you?" that was funny I wonder what their family album is like? Makaiko as a little child, maybe not innocent though.
"I was four. Plus you never told me I was wrong." He hissed.
"It was cute." She shrugged. He sighed. Makaiko walked over to him, changing back to her demon form. She reached up and traced the black triangles under his eyes. She seemed proud at his facial features and physique he did look rather handsome. His deep red hair flattered his facial features well, the single tuft of silver hair running through his fringe was braided and adorned with several gems. He smirked down at her and he had crimson eyes, like mine.
Makaiko suddenly put him in a headlock, I raised an eyebrow as she started ruffling his hair. Hiroaki tried to ruffle Makaiko's hair and they carried on in this vain until Makaiko tripped over Deidara, ha serves him right stupid S-rank. Makaiko looked up at Hiroaki but almost as cold as the ice covering me and Deidara.
"Unfreeze them, ototo-chan." He frowned,
"You serious? They're just humans..." He crossed his arms, moodily, and pouted, his hair shifting to hang in front of his eyes.
"Deadly serious. Besides that, they're my humans." She said proudly, I wasn't bloody owned by anyone!
"Why do you sound proud to be associated with humans?" He asked, still pouting.
"They're my friends, now be a good boy and do as nee-chan says or she'll have to punish you," she waved a finger at him, tutting as she did so. He grinned and helped her up.
"Okay then, nee-chan," what a pushover, "Only for you, nee-chan," he grinned,
"Wouldn't have it any other way," she grinned back. I felt the ice around me start to crack open and it shattered, I was finally warm again, not to mention I could breathe comfortably, you know breathing one minor detail to survival. She ran forwards and roughly shook Deidara,
"N-nani, hmm?" He yawned as he blinked, "What is it?" He stretched his arms out in front of him and stifled another yawn.
"You're okay?" She asked, bemused,
"A little cold, hmm," Deidara said as he sat up straighter, "But it's nothing you can't help with." He smirked. She smiled and hugged him.
Were they trying to rub their relationship in my face?
"So, you're the guy with my sister, eh?" Hiroaki said glaring at Deidara. Deidara looked very confused,
"What an interesting metaphor, sis," Hiroaki commented, I seemed to be not involved at all in this conversation. I let my thoughts drift away with vague mutterings from them trying to penetrate my thoughts. I was still so, so cold and my energy and chakra seemed to have been affected by the demonic energies that possessed Makaiko and Hiroaki. I once again curled up and drifted in to sleep while they blathered on about some useless things. I thought I deserved a bit of a rest after what I'd been through. However much I'd forgiven Makaiko her waking me up in my current position wasn't good. I opened my eyes blearily and saw her big eyes staring at me, I jumped back in surprise and went tumbling down in to a snowdrift. Once again I was freezing! And I wasn't in the best mood to be woken up in.
"Makaiko!" I yelled, the snow muffling my response, I kicked my feet trying to make the snow budge, but, as my life goes it didn't. "Makaiko you fucking mother daughter of a bitch!" I strained my ears for any response,
"Makaiko! Get me out of here!" was she bloody deaf?! "MAKAIKO!" I bellowed as I swung my foot trying to latch on to her leg and get a good kick. I could hear rumbling voices, clearly the femi-man and Hiroaki had arrived to laugh at my rather unfortunate predicament. Now there's one thing you may have worked out I have an incredibly dirty mind and as thoughts at the most crucial have a habit of doing to me I remembered that I was wearing a short kimono and that I'd gone head first in to the snow drift. Also with two potential male beings out there I had to be ready to cry rape. I was not lying here freezing my ass off any longer, I should have more dignity being around Kages all the time, (yeah right me, dignity). I managed to turn myself around and climb back out of the massive whole I was in. "You!" I hissed at Makaiko. She turned around to see that I had finally pulled myself free of the snowdrift. My angry expression faltered when I saw my rather comical expression. "What is it?" I asked.
She pointed at the struggling pair, "I think my brother's gay." Makaiko said,
"Nothing wrong with him being gay." I said, always loved a good fight and if it was between a femi-man and a gay so much the better.
"With my boyfriend?" she raised an eyebrow, the eyebrows were getting their daily workout routine I noticed.
"There is definitely something wrong with that!" I bellowed as I bent down and quickly scooped up some snow. I patted it into a rough sphere and pulled my arm back, "Don't try to steal other people's boyfriends!" I yelled as I let go and it flew, smack right on target! And hit Deidara full in the face.
"Err, you hit the wrong person." she said weakly as Deidara was knocked to the ground by the force, Keitii-1 Deidara-0. I watched as Hiroaki bent down over Deidara, then looked up at me.
"No, I definitely hit the right person." I said smugly, I had no grudge against Hiroaki of course, what had Makaiko expected? Me to wrestle Hiroaki off of Deidara? I was like way way smaller than them!
"You were supposed to hit my brother!" she snarled at me,
"Screw Deidara," Hiroaki ran over to us both, "You're way more interesting to me." He grabbed both of my hands and drew me in close to him! But the weird thing is I seemed to like male company and warmness but I couldn't show this in front of Makaiko and with her brother! I blushed and mumbled something about how I had prior arrangements. Although if nothing better showed up he was always an option, except for the fact he tried to molest Deidara, wait a moment, he tried to what?!
"What is going on, seriously?" she said,
"You...you..." I stammered,
"What is it, babe?" Hiroaki asked sweetly as he leaned in closer still, hold your horses a moment! He was attempting to kiss me after just trying to molest Deidara and he'd called me babe?! Oh no he did not just do that!
"You stupid man whore!" I bellowed, I glared with such a ferocity that he leaped back, and so he should do. I took a violent swing at his head, I wanted to scratch his bloody eyes out! What was next him calling me his bitch?!
I ran after him through the snow, I yelled at him with a few very chosen words. I attempted to strangle him but failed. I glowered at him.
"My, my, no restraints I see." He said I gasped, I HAD NO RESTRAINTS!! What about him and his sexually perverted ways?!
"You stupid, idiotic twit! Leave me alone! I'm not interested in you! How dare you try to take advantage of me?!" I heard Makaiko sniggering and I could see Deidara grinning. I legged it after him and finally got hold of him and attempted to nock him into the next century,
"Nee-chan help me! Your friend is trying to molest me!" Hiroaki wailed I recoiled at his words and quickly glanced over at Makaiko.
"You should let her, she needs cheering up. Plus it's what you want right?" She grinned at my furious expression and winked at me, the bitch!
"Oh no, I want Deidara." Hiroaki sang as he dancing about the clearing, jeering at me all the way, like I cared about that bisexual little sod! Deidara gulped. Makaiko found the situation hilarious and couldn't control her laughter. Hiroaki seemed to be bisexual and perverted, and more hyper than a kid who raided a sweet store.
"Enough!" She stepped in dramatically and shoved Hiroaki to the ground to my right and me to the ground to my left.
"Kiss and make up, yeah." Deidara grinned as he leaned over my shoulder.
"Rather make-out." Hiroaki smirked.
"Rather die," I said, "I've seen better things in the sewers," a big fat lie but I had to hurt his ego, Hiroaki looked at me upset, "Is that the truth?"
"Yep." I said bluntly,
"I can change!" He wailed as he wrapped his arms tight about me, this was too much, why oh why did I have to attract the perverted ones of the male gender?!. "Please love me!"
"NO! Get off me you freak!" I started to panic,
"Fine I'll go to someone who loves me for who I am and doesn't want me to change." Hiroaki huffed.
"Who? Your mother yeah?" Deidara grinned, nice one from the femi-man,
"No," Hiroaki stood and fixed Deidara with an intense gaze, "You, Deidara-kun!" oh this was priceless, the look on his face!
"Ack!" Makaiko was flung to the side and lay sprawled on the ground while Hiroaki attached himself to Deidara.
"Get. Off. Me. UN!" Deidara wrestled with Hiroaki's amazing grip while I crawled over to Makaiko.
"Why are your family all freaks?" I wailed, the one guy who I'd found even the remotest bit attractive since I'd left was a freak, it wasn't fair!
"I have no idea, we just are." she said and she shook my head in dismay. "Calling me a freak?!" she launched herself after me, everyone was yelling, fighting, scratching, bitching, biting, yowling, hunting, kissing... wait a mo scrap that last one.
We sat in a different corner of the clearing, Makaiko glared at me, I glared back at her. Deidara was glaring at Hiroaki who was likewise glaring at him. "That went better than expected," Hiroaki said, "I got to get close to not only the handsome Deidara but the sexy Keitii as well," he really was pushing it now,
"You stupid pervert!" I bellowed. My glare switched to Hiroaki.
"What sort of man are you, yeah?!" Deidara bellowed, glaring at him also.
"Deidara is my boyfriend, and Keitii is my friend! Don't molest them! It's not right..." she glared at Hiroaki too.
"Hang on!" I glared at Makaiko, "This is all your fault! He's your brother!"
"Don't yell at Hikari, hmm!" Deidara glared at me, oh piss off you gender confused piglet!
"Bite me!" I retaliated, glaring at Deidara.
"Why can't I molest your friends?!" Hiroaki demanded, glaring at Makaiko "I molest everyone I meet!" He what?!
"What?!" Makaiko said, incredibly disturbed, "There is no way you're my brother!" I had my mind racing through a lot of dirty thoughts, which slowly turned back to lynching Hiroaki.
"So, feeling lonely without you precious Gaara Keitii, yeah?" my head swivelled in his direction, "Poor lonesome little pathetic girl, hmm"
"Oh piss off you over sexed transvestite!"
"I-" I didn't even wait for his answer I launched myself at him, fed up of his stupid smirk, rubbing Gaara's death in my face. I grabbed his hair, but there are advantages when you're a 6ft tall S-rank. He flung me off with great force, I pulled out various weapons and he started moulding clay. I wasn't using my usual star jutsus till I had to.
"Guys, guys, no need to fight." Hiroaki got up and walked over to me and Deidara. I rounded on him.
"Sod off yeah!" Deidara yelled as he threw some of his explosives at Hiroaki. Hiroaki jumped back and a giant shield of ice crystallized in front of him. A swirl of snow and the birds were blown of course and into the thickest part of the shield where they exploded, causing no more damage than a hairline crack. Deidara grimaced and reached for his pouch again.
"Deidara!" Makaiko jumped in front of him, my arms spread out to stop him from trying to harm her bisexual pervert again. He looked over her head and continued to glare at Hiroaki who had poked his head out from behind his shield. Ignoring Makaiko he set his hands to work again on moulding his attack. Makaiko slapped him while he was distracted. As an instinct he drew his hand back to punch her but she'd already run off, dragging her thing along with her.
Deidara ran after them and I did too, I certainly wasn't being left on my own again! I ran but having shorter legs is also a disadvantage so I concentrated chakra to my feet and sped up in to a tree out of the way of Deidara's bombings.