A/N: Before anyone says anything, I know that the last chapter was released just a bit ago, but I got an awesome review by A Lack of Pies (Thanks, man) with some insanely awesome suggestions for this new series of one-shots. Call me crazy, but this dude had some awesome suggestions, and sparked 3 or 4 others in mah noggin, so here we go!
The Domination fanfare rang out in the sandy desert arena of Badwater Basin as the RED Scout gleefully taunted the near-dead BLU Pyro, who laid helpless on the ground. Insulting the Pyro one final time, a bat to the head sent the pyromaniac through respawn once again.
Stepping out of the spawn room, Pyro clinched his fist and reached into his locker, drawing out a comically large lollipop. As his hands wrapped around the handle, the reality around him began to shift, gradually becoming more and more colorful, peaceful, and generally happier.
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The blue man placed down a rusted makeshift axe next to me while taking me out of the cramped locker. It felt amazing, I thought, to get out of that tiny dark space and spread more cheer. Slowly shifting the person's reality, I decided to take over for a bit. I chuckled quietly to myself at how easy it was to distract the blue clad man with some simple rainbows and color-swapping. Piloting the man's body into battle, I noticed a kid dashing around the field, and skimming through the Pyro's memories a bit, I realized that this kid was kicking this guy's butt. Using his other hand to pull out his orange and grey flare gun, I launched us across the battlefield and used his hand to twirl me around a bit, getting the attention of the kid in red.
Laughing, the kid whipped out a metal baseball bat and rather distastefully taunted the firebug. I charged in, easily blocking his wild swings and slicing myself several inched into his head. The Revenge fanfare swept across the area as the kid took his last few breaths before being claimed by respawn.
I swing myself around again, shaking off whatever blood I could before deciding my work was done. Slowly, I gave back the Pyro control and decided I'd just watch.
A/N: If you hadn't guessed, that was the lollichop, doing his pyroland thing and generally being awesome. Any weapons you want to see the insane POV of? Put them down in the comments!