Hello again, sorry for taking so long to update. I admit it, I've been lazy. Remember, if you kill me you'll never see this story again.
Disclaimer: I don't own X-men :Evo or The song mentioned. Have fun!
Rant- 0o I just realized I have nothing to rant about. It's the end of the world!
Kitty was walking around in circles listening to I Don't Need to Walk Around in Circles, then she got an idea. "I like think I'll like go bug Rogue! It's not like she can like totally injure me or something!" So Kitty went to her room. "Like hi Rogue!" "Hello Kitty." "Wanna like go to the mall or something?" "No." "How 'bout now?" No." "now?" "No!" The argument escalated until Rogue touched Kitty for 10 seconds, then Rogue said "Ah lahke totally wanna go tah the mall!" Rogue went to the mall and bought lots of pink things, then she went home. "Gah!!! What am ah doin' with pink clothes? I must get mah 'Gothinator'!" She went to her room and got a can of black spray paint. "How do yah lahke me now pinkness?!" asked Rogue rhetorically. Kitty then pooped out of nowhere and said "Hey Rogue, can you like lie to Scott about my date with Lance?" "How 'bout ah just stay in here?"(here being their room, of course) "Fine." said Kitty huffily. Then Kitty went through the floor and disappeared out of Rogue's life for the rest of this story. Then someone knocked on the door. "Who is it?" queried Rogue. "It's me, Kurt." said (Oh the suspense) Kurt. "Come in." Kurt walked in. (still blackified and slightly singed from chapter one) In his hand he held a bottle. "Rogue, I vant you to try zis out." said Kurt. "Why?" she asked slightly suspicious. "It's a secret." "Okay!"( some of Rogue's Kittyness had yet to wear off.) So Kurt squeezed the bottle over her head and rubbed it in her hair.
2 hours later
"Aaaaaahhh!!!" screamed Rogue. "Mah hair! It's pink!" Then Rogue melted into a pile of goo. Nightcrawler then exclaimed "Oh no! What have I done?!" Then the cops came in. "Kurt Wagner, you are under arrest for the melting of Rogue (A loud noise blocks out her last name).
Epilogue
Rogue was magically demelted by the professor. Kurt was released. Kitty disappeared and has yet to be seen again.
Thank you for reading blabla bla. Bye bye.
And remember- do your Math homework!!!!
