"EMMET GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DOOR," Esme shouted. Carlisle stared at her with wide eyes. We could hear Emmet running down the hall. Suddenly me and Bella busted out laughing. So did Carlisle and Esme.
"Does this mean we're not in trouble?" I asked trying to stop laughing.
"OH, HELL NO YOUR ASSES ARE TOAST!!!!" Esme and Carlisle shouted in unison. They glared at us evilly.
"Uh oh" Bella and I said frightened. We looked at each other then ran like hell. Carlisle and Esme were close on our tail when suddenly we bumped into what seemed like a furry tree. It was the dog…oops, I mean Jacob. The moron smiled and licked Bella's face. She looked disgusted and wiped her face off with one of my silk tops I let her borrow!!!!
"DAMN IT! THAT STAIN WILL NEVER COME OUT!"I shouted furiously. Then Bella got ready to pounce, so I did too. Right as we jumped, Carlisle and Esme grabbed us by the back of our shirts.
"Don't even THINK about it," Carlisle said, trying not to sound furious. It didn't work. He dragged us to the main house.
"Bella, STOP TAKING ALICE'S CLOTHES! Alice, STOP GETTING SO PISSY ABOUT CLOTHES!" Esme shouted.
"Fine," we both said, giving in. I wish that I could just ring Bella's little neck!
"I HEARD THAT," Edward shouted from his old room.
"OH, SHUT UP YOU PRIVACY INVADING ASSWIPE!" I shouted back, obviously angered. Then Jasper came in and calmed my mood down. Maybe some time with jazz could take this off my mind.
"Jasper…"
"Yes, my little pixie?"
"SPECIAL activity time?" I asked, looking like an innocent little child.
"Sure, dear." He replied excitedly. I'm glad this whole fighting is over.
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