Link slowly backed away from the beast that loomed over him, repeating to himself one phrase: I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. But he remembered. He had fought this monster once before.
Right?
He pulled out his sword, pointing it at the giant spider. "Gohma." He said, squinting his eyes in concentration. "FIGHT ME!" He dashed towards the queen, sword in one hand, shield in the other.
That didn't get him very far.
He was shot across the room, slamming into the wall. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwww." Navi said, flying out of Links hat. She immediately flew back in the moment she saw the spider queen. But Link ran as fast he could, as fast as he had ever run before. Well, at least for what he remembered. He searched his memories as hard as he could, but it was difficult, taking into consideration that he was being chased by a giant spider. And that he absolutely HATED spiders.
He hid in a corner as Gohma searched the room for him. He was scared out of his mind, which was terrible because he kinda needed that to beat the giant queen. And, finally, he remembered. (He wondered how he figured out how to beat him the first time, if there was a first time.) "Her eye!" He yelled in triumph, attracting the beast. "Oh. Crap."
Link quickly pulled out his slingshot, aiming for the monsters eye. "TAKE THIS YOU GIANT, SPIDER, SCUM!" Link shot at her eye with near perfect aim, bringing the beast to the ground. It was temporarily unconscious, and Link took that as a chance. He quickly ran to her eye, slashing and stabbing at it until she turned red. Pure anger surged throughout the monster as she climbed up the wall, preparing to birth more enemies.
"OH, no you don't!"
Link shot at the eye of the spider once more, rendering it immobile, He took many slashes at it before backing up, only to find to his surprise that the monster did not get up. "Is...is this it? This is it!" Link smiled, taking his sword in both his hands, and ran towards Gohma. He took one huge jump and stabbed down at the beast's eye.
"KYYYYYYAAAAAA!"
His sword did not bounce back, for it had went directly through the eye of the beast, implanting itself into the floor beneath. The beast's eye slowly rolled back, leaving on long bloody cut, as the eye slowly dragged against the side of the blade, being cut in half. The beast then slowly deteriorated, leaving nothing but the blood soaked sword. Link picked it up, sliding it back in its sheath. A heart container appeared, drawing the hero near.
"DA DA DA DUUUUUMMMMM!"