Nick Collins goes to bed while the Houngan is working his spell with a Nick doll (how cute!) He wakes up and he goes berserk. He sees McNally talking to Swarek and he goes in a rage. He later abducts Swarek, ties him up, gags him and takes him to a shed. Peck explains what happened, because her mother used to date Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber, they bring in the inside calvary: there comes Luke Callaway (or whatever his name is, it's been a while we've seen his gorgeous mug around here!)
Since they don't know where Collins took Swarek (in a shed by the Toronto waters, it's sexier), they go have a seance where the ghost of Jerry clues them in. Off to the port they go (or whatever they call it in Canada where they have ferries in that harbor or whatever, I'm not googling: it interrupts my genius!) And they find Collins beating up hog tied Swarek or something. Then he tosses Swarek into the water and takes his shirt off, then he takes his pants off, then he keeps his bulge-hugging speedos on and jumps after to hold Swarek's head under water .
Then the girls on the quai are screaming, some are fainting so Frank Best removes his pants and removes his shirt and plunges his perfect physique in Speedos into the Torontonian waters. Then nobody comes up for air. So Dov starts to remove his shirt and Peck & Traci wake up from fainting and yell: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
So he keeps his shirt on and Diaz goes "Dude you're too ugly" and the ghost of Jerry is hovering above them all and he takes his shirt off but then he remembers he's a ghost and, like all ghosts, can't swim so Jerry looks at Diaz and nods, meanwhile Frank comes up for air and goes "I can't find them" and so Diaz takes his clothes off and plunges into glacial Canada waters (this is at night by the way) and then they have this major fight underwater and somehow Diaz pulls on Collins Speedos so that we have a cheek-slip and then they all come up and they can't find Swarek, he's dead so Luke (I don't know where he's been, so don't ask!) beats up Collins and jumps on top of Collins but his Speedos came off so he has to sit on him so as not to scare the children that have never seen a grown man naked, and then he's beating up Collins who wakes up from the spell and goes Da eff? but then Swarek comes up from under the quay where he's been hiding all along and watching the fight and realizes he's gay and how much he's in love with Nick but then Luke also is in love with Nick because he had to give him mouth to mouth at some point (don't ask me when, I'm not a writer) and then turns out they're all gay and Diaz is like "What about me?" and Frank, as he puts his pants back on, puts a hand on his shoulder and goes: "No Diaz, you're the show's mild homophobe, remember?" and Chris has that "Oh yeah!" look on his face and they turn around and Swarek and Collins are making out and that's all I got so I best hit send before I re-read it but I gotta admit, I write some good *beep* around here!