Disclaimer: FMA belongs to Arakawa Hiromu
Notes: I love Ed in this role :3 Also Mustang in his antagonist role.
Thirty-eight: Mischief
"Sir, Fullmetal's here to give his report," Hawkeye said as she returned to the office after her break.
Mustang looked up, eyes searching the doorway, as though trying to see where she was hiding the younger alchemist.
"I saw him on my way back from the cafeteria – he should arrive at any-"
Bang. The door Hawkeye had carefully closed behind her flew open, slamming against the wall behind it, and swinging back a little too late to hit the boisterous blonde who had just entered. The calmer suit of armour behind him caught the door and closed it quietly behind them.
"Edward, you should be more careful," Hawkeye said, frowning at the boy.
"Ah, Alphonse, nice to see you again!" the Colonel said, jumping out of his seat with a grin on his face. "I assume that terrible treatment of my office door means you brother is here, too? Where is he?" Looking around, Mustang stared straight past Edward without acknowledging him. He leant over his desk, searching the ground.
The rumble started in Edward's throat, and Hawkeye sat down with a sigh, knowing this childishness had to be gone through before either could pretend to be tolerable today.
"Who are you calling so short he could crawl under your door?!"