Disclaimer: All belongs to the amazing Stephenie Meyer! Emmett belongs to her, if he belonged to me, I wouldn't be here. *sighs*
Chapter 2: Southern Accents: Bella's P.O.V.
[One week later…]
It was 4:10 Saturday morning and we were leaving in a half hour. Edward, Nessie, Jake, and I were just leaving our cottage to head over to the main house, where Alice would be waiting with our vacation wardrobes. Wait, did Edward grab Nessie's tote bag? "Edward," I called to Edward, who was in the tiny living room, "did you grab Nessie's tote bag?"
"You mean the pink and blue plaid tinkerbell one? Yes, that's right here, ready to go," he responded, sounding very serene, like always, well, except around Emmett.
"'kay, thanks," I said, grabbing our boarding passes off of the mahogany kitchen table and then heading out to the front entry to meet Edward, Jake, and Ness.
"'bout time, Bells," said Jacob, rolling his eyes and standing up, "what took you so long?"
"Um, I had to make sure we had everything, it would be bad if we forgot something important," I replied.
"You could just buy anything that you forgot, you know" he said, trying not to laugh at my franticness.
"No, I couldn't buy Nessie a new MP3 at the airport if I forgot that and then what would she do on the plane for six hours?" ha, I've got him stumped this time.
"No, actually you can buy those there now too," he retorted, "Apple has those new ipod vending machine thingies, you just put in your credit card instead of cash and it's like a regular vending machine ." huh, they do have everything. Whatever, I'm not going to argue with him anymore, not worth any of my infinite time.
"Ahem, spoke Edward while scooping up Nessie and placing her on his back, "we should head over to the main house now, Alice will be waiting not so patiently for our arrival." and with that he opened the door for me.
[37 Seconds And One Very Impatient Alice Later] Alice's P.O.V.
"WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET HERE AT 4:25 SHARP!" I shouted, slightly louder than necessary.
"Alice, we agreed to meet here at 4:25, it is now 4:12, I think they are okay," Jasper said, shaking his head up and down slowly.
"Oh, right, sorry," I said, suddenly feeling very calm. I looked up and grinned sheepishly at my family. "Alright guys, let's start loading up the U-Haul." there was a U-Haul trailer attached to the back of Emmett's truck because there was no way to fit a weeks worth of luggage in each of our cars. "Also," I said glancing down at the clipboard that I was holding excitedly, "Emmett and Rose will be taking the Jeep, Esme and Carlisle are in the Mercedes, Bells, Edward, Nessie, and Jake are in the Volvo, and Jasper and myself, my Porsche."
"Okey dokey y'all, you heard the cowgirl, let's git to it," says Emmett in a poor southern accent, "Golly, gee, y'all are slower than cattle in a trailer park." oh, boy, Emmett must be going through a Southern accent phase. Last week it was a Canadian accent and the week before was British. He had found an interview with some Robert Pattinson guy and found something about his accent absurdly hilarious.
"So Emmett, where did you get your inspiration for the accent this time?" I questioned, cautiously.
"I'm so glaaaaaad that ya asked that question, Lassie," spoke Emmett in his messed up Southern accent, "I was a remembering that one time that y'all went to Mounty Rushmore with me and we heard them crazy folk talking 'bout how many states their were in the U.S. of A." I'd almost forgotten about that. Once, several years ago, we had gone to Rushmore and these idiots from someplace in the South were talking about how many states there were in the U.S.A. one of them said that there were 49 states and then another person said that no, Alaska was only a territory, Hawaii was demoted to an honorary state, and Puerto Rico was adopted and was now a state. Of course Emmett would randomly remember this and remember that they were all speaking with a Southern accent. (AN: This was a true story, I heard someone say this while I was there once)
"Sawry to innerrupt all that remnising that y'all are doing, but we should prawbly git on that there road now, before the cows come waddlin' on home," I really wish that he wouldn't do that. Oh, this ought to be good. Score one for team Rose!
"Hey, Emmett, honey," Rosalie says clearly, the way you would speak to a small child, "I really hate to say this but, if you continue to speak like a hillbilly, you will not be allowed to join us in Hawaii. And you will be very lonely tonight, and for quite a while."
"Oooohhhhhhhhhhhh," Emmett says, shaking his head up and down. He must understand now. Okaaaaay. Now that that's behind us, let's get this show on the road.
[30 Minutes Later] Emmett's P.O.V.
Okay. No more Swedish accent. I gue-
"Emmett," Edward said, pulling me from my deep train of thought, "that was a Southern accent, not a Swedish accent."
"Like it matters," I replied, rolling my eyes. Eddie-Poo is so annoying, always bursting my-
"Do Not Call Me Eddie-Poo ever again, I know that I have told you that before," Eddie said, hahahahaha you can almost see the steam coming out of his ears! Eddie-Poo. Eddie-Poo. Eddie-Poo. Eddie-Poo. Eddie-Poo. Eddie-Poo. Eddie-Poo.
"Alright, lets go check the luggage," said Alice. "Hhheeyyyyyyyyyyy, beautiful, could you come help us carry our luggage, to the check in counter," Alice said to some random guy that said his name was Jackson, while fluttering her eyelids.
"Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, yeah, sure, okay." I wonder if this dude, Jackson, speaks English, 'cuz he doesn't sound like it.
"Hola, Señorita," I said, "Tú hablas español?" He gave me a weird look for that, guess not.
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[At The Gate] Still Emmett's P.O.V.
"Flight 328 to Kona, Hawaii will be boarding at gate G7 in fifteen minutes," said some random flight attendant person. 'Sssssssooooooooooo, what to do for fifteen minutes,' I thought to myself, while tapping my fingers together and looking around for some source of entertainment. Hhhmmmmm, just then I spotted a stand just a few gates away selling toys, books, and magazines.
"Hey, Rosie, I will be back in a minute, 'kay?" I said getting up out of my seat. Hehehehe. Monkeys in a Barrel. They are purple too! I grabbed one off the shelf, grabbed a copy of Vanity Fair magazine from a different rack for Rosie, and proceeded to the check out counter to pay.
"Hiiii," stuttered the girl working there, while ringing up my purchases.
"Uummm, hi," I replied throwing down a fifty dollar bill, "uh, keep the change," I said, already running. Just then I saw Ben, Angela, Mike, and Jessica each holding several carry-on bags and walking towards gate G7. Ooooohhhhh, looks like they're going Hawaii too! This will be so much fun; Hawaii and my favorite humans to mess with: Michael Newton and Jessica Stanley! "Hey, surprise, freaks! I am coming with you!" I said, excitedly, as I threw my arms around Mike and Jessica's shoulders.
"Oh ho ho, no thank you," muttered Mike, not meaning for me to hear him, but HA! I did anyway because I'm a big, bad vamp! Haha Newton!
"Oh, "yes" thank you. It is "my" Plane!" (#1) I said, quoting the most awesome movie ever!
"Emmett, get over here and stop messing with our friends," shouted Rosie from her seat as I sauntered back over.
"Here you go, Rosie, I got you something," I said handing her the magazine and hiding the purple monkeys behind my back and backing away. But of course she caught me.
"Em, what's behind your back?" she asked smiling sweetly. Crud. Ummmmmmm…
"He bought a purple barrel of monkeys," said Edward, smirking at me. Curse his stupid mind reading abilities.
"Uummmm, whatever," said Rose glancing at me with her eyebrows raised, "just put them in your bag, we're about to board." I sat down next to her, put them away, and glanced around. Edward, Bella, and Jake were standing by the window with Nessie showing her the planes outside. Alice and Jasper were sitting beside me and Rose, just staring at each other. Weirdos. Carlisle and Esme were sitting across from us. Esme reading Better Homes and Gardens and Carlisle reading Doctors' Journal. How boring. Beside me Rose was just sitting there, being beautiful, as usual. Ben and Angela were beside them looking at something on Ben's ipod. And of course Jessica and Mike were staring. Not at each other, even though they were holding hands. Newton was staring at Bells and Jessica was staring at Eddie. "So Newton. How is life going?"
"Um, well, it's going, I guess," he said, "how 'bout yourself? Being good and keeping it real?"
"Mike, I'm not good or real. I'm evil and imaginary." (#2)
"That does not make any sense at all."
"That's great, so listen, why are you going to Hawaii?"
"It's winter break, I guess. Why not?'
"Now Boarding, First Class Passengers on flight 328 to Kona, Hawaii ," said that same random flight attendant. Yippee! Now we can go to Hawaii.
"Come on Rosie," I said grabbing her hand, "Let's go board! Come on Cullens and Jake, let's get moving!"
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Love, Lily and Syd