Mistakes Are Forever Chapter 4: Purple Flying Monkeys, a twilight fanfic

Disclaimer: All belongs to the amazing Stephenie Meyer! Emmett belongs to her, if he belonged to me, I wouldn't be here. *sighs*

This chapter is for EdwardCullensLongLostSISTER because she reviewed! Thanks!

Answers to chapter 1 and 2:

Chapter 1: 1- How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

2- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Chapter 2: 1-Madagascar 2

2- Will and Grace (We've never actually seen that show)

Chapter 3: Purple Flying Monkeys: Rosalie's P.O.V.

We had just sat down in our seats and the flight attendants were going through the safety procedures when I decided to have a little fun. Now I normally wouldn't do this without Bells and Alice doing it also, but Emmett was ignoring me and probably plotting his next idiotic move, I mean, joke. The nearest attendant was a male who looked about 24 years old. Perfect. First, I smiled, when he looked my way. He smiled. Then I winked. He blushed. I waved. He blushed redder than Bella ever did as a human. I curled my finger, signaling him to come over. "You look like you might need a little help," I said, seductively.

"Uhhhhh-mmmm, no-o, I mean yes, sure, absolutely," he stuttered, looking stunned.

I stood up and walked to where he was standing previously. I grabbed the seatbelt that was used for demonstration and demonstrated, all while continuing to wink and bat my eyelashes at him. He was nearly hyperventilating. And by now, my entire family was laughing, including my oaf of a husband, at least he noticed me. They were mostly laughing at Em, though, because he found it funny that I, his wife, was flirting with some random human, huh, wonder how long it will take him to realize this. All the sudden he stopped. Guess he did now.

"Wait a second," he mumbled, as he stood up and walked to the human. "'scuse me, what do you think you are doing, flirting with my Rosie?" he asked the human, growling.

"Rosie, here, likes me you see," he said, attempting to be confident.

"Well, she is mine," said Emmett, obviously I'm his. We been married several times, after all.

"Prove it," said the dumb human. And then he started to sing.

Called her for the first time yesterday
Finally found the missing part of me
Felt so close, but you were so far away
Left me without anything to say

Now I'm speechless,
over the egde just
Breathless,
I never thought
That I'd catch
This love bug again
Hopeless,
Head over heels,
In the moment,
I'd never thought
That I'd get hit by
This love bug again

I can't get your smile out of my mind
(i can't get you out of my mind)
I think about your eyes all the time
Your beautiful, but you don't even try
(you don't even, don't even try)
Modesty is just so hard to find

Kissed her for the first time yesterday
Everything I wish that it would be
Suddenly, I forgot how to speak
Hopeless, Breathless, Baby can't you..see

Now I'm!

Now I'm speechless,
over the egde just
Breathless,
I never thought
That I'd catch
This love bug again
Now I'm hopeless,
Head over heels,
In the moment,
I'd never thought
That I'd get hit by
This love bug again

LOVE BUG, AGAIN

I never actually knew he could sing, but we're vampires for crying out loud. We are good at everything. Right then and there, I remembered again why I loved him, well, another reason. Then the pitiful human started to sing, his song was improv and mostly in Spanish.

"This song is for you, Rosie," he said. [AN: this song you must go on our profile to get the link and watch the video to understand it]

Hola senorita, como te llamas?

Me llamo mike, me llamo mike.

Donda esta el bano?

Feliz compleanos.

Que hora es? que hora es?

Me gusta la biblioteca.

Vivo en la casa rojo.

Yo tengo dos bicicletas.

Muchas gracias y de nada.

Cuantos anos tienes?

Un momento por favor.

It's the one smester of spanish spanish love song.

Mi mama es bonita.

Mi gato es muy blanco.

Perdoneme, perdoneme.

Uno dos tres y cuatro,

Cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez.

No remembero how to say eleven.

Antonio banderas.

Nachos grande y cinnamon twists.

It's the one smester of spanish spanish love song.

Au revoir.

Then all of the passengers started to laugh hysterically. Someone even yelled, 'yeah, right, flight attendant dude, give it up.' Thank you random human. That was the most pitiful attempt at a love song that I have ever heard. Then Emmett grabbed me, sat down in his seat, and yanked me onto his lap. We were about to take off and I thought that a flight attendant would come tell me to sit down, but the one in charge of our section had run off due to Emmett and being laughed at.

[15 Minutes Later After Rosalie Goes Back To Her Seat…] Edward's P.O.V.

We had only been on the plane for about 15 minutes when Emmett had started whining again. He really needs to grow up. He's had several decades to do so yet he hasn't.

'Hmmmm, I wonder if they want to play a game?' Of course this would come from Emmett. He's the only one unable to entertain himself for more than five minutes. "Hey, Edward,' he thought to me, 'do you want to play a game?'

"What kind of game would you like to play?" I asked calmly, wondering what he would come up with this time.

"How 'bout just messing with people's heads?" he asked, smiling. He knew that one of the few things I would do with him for fun was messing with humans. This ought to be good, I thought grinning to myself and the whole family can have some fun with this.

'Mwahahahahaha, this will be good and Newton is here too!' Emmett, of course- the evil laugh. Although, he's right- Newton is here. Just then Alice started bouncing in her seat.

'Edward,' she thought, 'get a sheet of paper and write a note explaining what we are going to be doing, then pass it around so that the whole family knows.' I did as she thought and then sat back and looked around, everybody was grinning. 'I've got an idea,' thought Emmett, 'here, give me Nessie.' What is he up to? He better not harm her, he probably won't, he realizes now that Bella is stronger than he is. I passed Nessie carefully to Emmett who was to my left and he had that evil little smirk on his face, the one he gets when he is going to do something that he shouldn't. He whispered in Nessie's ear and told her to imitate his "grin." she glanced at me as if asking for my approval, I shook my head to tell her to go ahead and she did as he asked. Then looked forward. Emmett then proceeded to repeatedly kick the back of the seat in front of him, he stopped and quickly looked out the window. The human in front of him turned around and glared. 'Dumb kid. Her Dad just looks out the window and doesn't care.' Emmett then kicked the seat several times more and looked away. The human turned around and looked again. He kicked again. This time, though, the guy reached up and pushed the call button. Nessie was then passed two rows back to sit with Carlisle and Esme. Then, a flight attendant came by to see what the man in front of us needed.

"The man behind me refuses to keep his kid under control," said the dumb human, "Could you please get them to stop kicking the back of my seat."

The attendant just looked at him. "Ummm, sir there is no child sitting behind you," she said, like he was crazy."

"Bu-bu-bu-but, there was," he stuttered.

"Well, there is not now," she said as she started to walk away. Emmett just sat there looking not quite pleased with himself. 'Hhhhhmmmmmmmmm, Emmett thought.

"Hey Jasper, Edward, want to take a walk?" Emmett asked, having thought up another plan.

[In a Random Closet on Plane] Emmett's P.O.V.

"Hey Emmett, Edward, this closet is full of flight attendant and pilot uniforms. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Jasper said, as he grabbed a pilot's uniform and began pulling it on.

"Well, I don't know," I said, "are you thinking that Chihuahuas have freakishly large ears, I mean, compared to their bodies, they're just massive." (1)

"Just put something on and follow my lead." Edward grabbed another pilot uniform and began pulling it on. Wait, there are only two pilot's uniforms, the rest are all female flight attendant ones.

"Wait, guys, there are only two pilot's uniforms, the rest are all female flight attendant ones," I said.

"Well, Emmett, looks like you get to wear a skirt," said Jasper, stifling his laughter.

"Man, and they are short too!" exclaimed Edward. They are both clearly enjoying this too much. Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I put it on. Much too my dismay, it fit.. I wonder if it makes my butt look big.

"Hey, guys," I whispered, "does this skirt make my butt look big?" their only response was to burst out laughing. I knew that it made my butt look big.

"Come on Jasper, Emma, let's go," said Edward, smirking. We walked out to the front of the plane, where the intercom device was located.

I picked it up and said, "Skipper, shouldn't we tell them that the plane is out of gas?"

"Nah," said Jasper, "Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave." (2) As soon as he put the device down, we began to walk down the aisle, grinning and waving. We all heard the nervous comments and saw the nervous grins. There were also strange looks and comments due to my amazing skirt. We turned around at the back of the plane and waltzed towards the closet. We put the uniforms back and returned to our seats. None of the flight attendants said anything. They were probably too awestruck to say anything or they didn't recognize us. When I sat back down, I saw Esme and Carlisle pretending to read their books and magazines, They weren't doing a very good job though because I could tell that they were laughing.

Purple barrel of monkeys. I just remembered them. Oohh I have an idea! Quickly, I grabbed the monkeys and got out of my seat. I walked toward the back of the plane and found the room that they keep the snacks in. There was a little elevator thingy and it went down so I climbed in and pushed the button. It started moving and down I went. I got out and was in the area where they store all of the luggage. You could see the wheels to and the doors closed underneath them. I walked over to one and pulled it open slightly, the room was instantly filled with wind due to the speed of the plane and I accidentally knocked someone's luggage out- it's okay, only one suitcase. I reached for my monkeys then. I wonder if I will be able to hear the monkey hit the ground. Well, only one way to find out. I grabbed a couple and threw them out one at a time. Then I heard them talk! They said oww when they hit the ground! I didn't know that they were special talking ones!

[Meanwhile Down On The Ground, in Lino Lake,s California] Chelsea Neppelt's P.O.V.

Argh. School again. Where is that stupid bus? Hmm. What's that noise? Is that… a purple flying monkey? Mom told me that they were extinct! She lied to me again! I knew they were out to get me. "Owww," I cried as I fell over from the impact of being hit by it. Stupid, purple monkeys. Curse their ability to hypnotize you with their purple ness before they hit the top of your head.

Karen Fallberg's (Reporter) P.O.V.

"So tell me Miss Neppelt, what happened?" I said to the girl.

"Well,Iwaswaitingforthebustocome,whenIsawapurpleflyingmonkeyhypnotizemeasitfelloutoftheskyandhitmeinthebackofthehead," she replied quickly [translation: Well, I was waiting for the bus to come, when I saw a purple flying monkey hypnotize me as it fell out of the sky and hit me in the back of the head]

"Really…" Wow she is delusional, Jeez, I hate this stupid job. I wonder what time it is, I thought looking at the clock behind me. Just then I heard a scream from the girl.

Emmett's P.O.V.

I wonder how far I can throw them.

Chelsea Neppelt's P.O.V.

"AAHHH! Another purple flying monkey," I screamed.

Karen Fallberg's (Reporter) P.O.V.

"That girl is extremely delusional… or psycho," I muttered under my breath. Trying to convince people that a purple, plastic, monkey figurine fell out of the sky, hypnotized her, and then hit her in the head. Kids these days watch too many movies and just want attention. Ohh, look a purple monkey, wow, purple, and then it all went black.

Rosalie's P.O.V.

"Purple flying monkeys! Run!" I heard from somewhere below. Emmett!!!! I got up and ran as fast as I could without raising suspicion, Edward tailing behind me.

"Emmett," I yelled as I got down there, "what are you doing, you could have killed a human!" Then, he looked at me with his puppy dog eyes

"umm, you know, maybe we could let it slide just this once," I said, distracted by Emmett's eyes.

"Thanks, guys," He said, looking at his feet.

"Hey," said Edward, "You're not out of the woods yet, pretty boy, you can't dazzle us into letting it go. We aren't all as easy as Rose. Just go sit upstairs, in your seat."

[15 minutes later] Jasper's P.O.V.

Hahahahaha, I have an idea, I thought as I made the whole plane feel the urge to go to the bathroom… Newton received the brunt of the blow. He got up and quickly ran to the bathroom, A minute later he emerged and returned to his seat, I did it again. He ran again. I repeated the process about 7 more times, at this point my entire family was laughing hysterically, too low for humans to hear and all of the other passengers were staring, they had no idea what was going on. This time he got a different type of desire and got back up and ran to the bathroom, this time however, taking Jessica with him. I guess Emmett felt it too because he got up, grabbed Rosalie's hand and ran to another bathroom to do you don't eve want to know what. The rest of the passengers, however were feeling and acting in very 'lustful' ways. Oh, to have supernatural powers.

AN: Thanks for reading, guys. Hope you enjoyed it- it took us five hours to write and an hour to edit, so p;ease review. Emmett's song was Lovebug by the Jonas Brothers, Random Flight attendant's was The One Semester of Spanish- Love Song. Check for video link on profile. Don't forget to vote on our profile as well. Pretty please review. You might get another chapter sooner if you do. Review or else.

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