Thanks to Nastia Cullen for threatening me with no updates to write this story… (OKAY, I'M WRITING IT, COULD YOU PLEASE UPDATE YOUR STORY?????)

Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, I would be SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!1 And I would put a bunch of smiley faces everywhere…. But, I don't see any smileys, so… I must not own Twilight…. WAH!!!!!

Sorry if this is going a bit slow, I am naturally a slow person…. (ask anyone…) so…. I write slowly, but I read FAST…. But anyways, Once Again: I DO NOT KNOW WHEN THIS IS!!!!!!!! DECIDE FOR YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

The Witch Children

Alec POV

"MURIEL!!!" My father shouted. "COME AND CLEAN THIS UP!!!!"

"Coming!!!" My mother replied.

I could almost picture Jane's face and her exact words: 'He sees something to clean up, but instead of cleaning it up himself he sends your poor mother up all those stairs to clean it up herself. Typical Man.'

I stifled a chuckle. But then sighed. I had heard that Jane's parent's were trying to marry her off, and that one of her suitors was Michael Van Shroutestone.

I felt SOOO sorry for poor Jane.

A few more days passed, and Jane and I cavorted in the woods, never speaking of the upcoming peril, growing up. The meer thought of it makes me shudder

Then, one day, the peril struck.

I heard that Jane was engaged in an arranged marriage to, do I dare say his name? Michael Van Shrutestone.

I no longer felt sorry for her, now I felt HORRIBLE for her.

She never did anything wrong!!! Why would they do this to her???

'Well, maybe they did this to her because she believes women should be given rights!' a little nagging voice said in the back of my head.

'Well, you believe that too!!!' said another voice.

'Yeah, well, you're a MAN a BIG STRONG MAN!!!!' said the first voice.

'And just because you're a man you're supposed to have privileges that women don't???' the second voice asked incredulously. It was beginning to sound like Jane…. Only with my voice….. Very, Very, CREEPY.

'You just nailed it!!!' The first voice said. Okay, this voice was the majority of the male population!!!!

'WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!' The Jane voice said and sounded like it was going to pounce on the Male voice.

I am officially going crazy. Okay, cross that. I am officially crazy.

I knew that Jane would go to her hideout (That I had the pleasure of knowing about) so I snuck out my window and went there.

I saw Jane, CRYING. Yeah, that's right, the indestructible Jane. CRYING. I know, I was surprised too….

"I'm sorry Jane." I told her as I sat down next to her.

She sniffed then replied. "It's not your fault. It's the worlds. For not letting women have a say in ANYTHING!!!!!!!!"

I laughed. Then sighed.

I hated the idea of that creep laying a hand on Jane.

"If he abuses you, tell me, I shall beat him up." I offered.

She chuckled. "Yes. I am sure that you shall have no trouble beating up somebody that has lived a lot longer than you have, and has much more experience. Besides, do you think I shall actually let him? I shall not go down without a fight!"

I chuckled and then sighed. That sounded SOOO much like Jane… beating up her fiancée/husband….. after he tried to beat her up.

"We should be getting back." Jane said. Wait, are my ears working right???? JANE actually was RESPONSIBLE. THE HORROR!!!!!!

"We should. I'm sorry Jane." I hugged her and then we both left for our separate houses.

As I lay in bed, I wondered if I could somehow help her escape from her destiny.

I was not known as a Wedding Crasher, but I was willing to become one for Jane's sake.

As I deliberated whether to kidnap Michael, or Jane, I fell asleep.

I had a nightmare.

Michael was leading Jane in chains towards the alter and he kept punching her, and for some reason, whenever he punched her, I felt more pain than she did.

I guess that's just a way of life, you feel your friend's pain more than your own.

Little did I know, that for a long time, Jane would make even her foes feel pain…

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