Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.

Nikolai: Once again, this is Belial Nikolai, adding spice to this winter season with the LuNa lemon TCM promised...mata ga...I need a drink. *consumes glass of blood* Ah! Much better. And now, on with the show!

Chapter 2: The Joys of Love Selection

The counter guy sighs in utter boredom, looking at a Den Den Mushi sitting before him. "Damn. I'm so bored. I wonder what those two are doing…"

He then places a hand on a remote looking item, then presses a red button. The snail looking thing opens its mouth, releasing voices. "Luffy,(moan) touch me here…"

"What are you doing?" A voice says to the counter guy, who was drooling while listening to Luffy and Nami.

"What's it look like I doing? I'm listening to a bunch of kids fu-AHH!!!" As he turns around to confront who spoke to him, he pales at who he sees. Standing above him is a green haired man in a white tuxedo with a green undershirt. "Oh…hey Hakurei!"

"Didn't I tell you not to spy on our customers Nikolai!? What if-" He stops when the bell on the door opens up, and a couple holding hands come up to the counter. He then whispers to Nikolai, "Get rid of the thing now, or else…"

-- Lemon(Don't like, don't read.)

Luffy and Nami continue to mush their mouths on eachother's, shades of redness rising up on their faces. Inside of the mikan haired navigator she could feel a fire welling up, to the point where her chest gave off the same temperature as a dog's breath. Luffy's heart beat is something Nami could feel easily while being so close to him.

Their mouths move off one another a couple of inches, allowing their tongues to lick the other just at the tip. Luffy stares at the beautiful woman below him, basking his eyes in her radiance. She looks so sexy while brushing the tip of his tongue. Luffy opens his mouth wide, almost as if he was gonna devour her head, but instead attacks her mouth. As their lips kiss one another, inside the tongues wiggle and wrap around themselves.

While their mouths did nasty things, Luffy's right hand slinks up her white shirt, stopping as it comes before a giant lump. His hand slithers up her left breast, causing goosebumps to pop up all over her. Nami moans in his mouth as his hands touch her sensitive tits. The index and the thumb grip onto the nipple of the soft mound, twisting and turning it upside down. It has already hardened to the point where it would look like a button.

Nami pulls herself off of Luffy's mouth, crying out in pleasure from what she feels from him playing with her breast. Luffy smiles as he stares down at her, not showing any mercy with his assault on her boob. His other hand pulls her shirt over top the breasts, then provides a different sort of treatment on the right boob; his fingers stretched all the way around the D-cup sized breast, something he can do thanks to his Devil's Fruit power.

"Luffy…" She moans, which turns into a scream when his mouth descends down onto that same tit and starts sucking on the nipple. The rubber captain leans in closer to her, pressing his entire body onto hers. Luffy's warmth adds on to Nami's like fire with fire, and soon pressure rises high in her stomach area. "Fuck…You're so…good.."

As Luffy sucks, twists and pinches her giant hills, which seem to have grown so much since their very first meeting, Nami lifts her legs up around his waist, tightening themselves around and pressing the section where her clit would be to the hem of his pants. "Luffy…please…"

"Pwhese?" Luffy mumbles with her boob in his mouth. He takes it out and looks at her. "You want me to eat there now?"

"Un.." She gasps out in ecstasy, forcefully rubbing her clit onto his pants. As she does her light green shorts grow a wet spot within the center. It expands farther along her shorts, leaving an innocent mind to believe that she peed her pants. (No, not Luffy.) Her hands slip down from his body, all the way down to her shorts. She quickly pulls them down along her legs, enough to expose her white thong with a Hello Kitty image on it. "Luffy,(moan) touch me here…"

Luffy gives her a heartwarming smile, then dives deeper down her body. His tongue stretches out and slips into her thong. Within seconds Nami's face lights up like the Fourth of July, and she screams in ecstasy. Her hands instinctively grab the side of her head as she screams more, waves of pleasure striking her body and nerve system more than Luffy did Crocodile in their last match.

"Ahi, u you eeh weh?(Nami, do you feel well?)" He asks her with his tongue still out, slipping inside of her tight vagina even more. Aside from the saliva, Luffy could feel a tasty liquid on his slipping down his tongue. He moans at the taste, finding it good regardless of the lack of knowledge of what it really is.

As his tongue continues to pump and thrust inside her now dripping wet sex, Nami's hands take actions of their own. Her right hand grips her right breast and twists, pull and pinch it and the nipple between those fingers. Her other hand quickly darts down to her drenched thong, the liquids from her pussy streaming down the back mounds which are her ass, then her index dig underneath the undies until she reached a very sensitive spot.

The pressure inside of her stomach is starting to reach the boiling point. 'It's coming…' Within seconds she releases a wall piercing scream completely red with embarrassment. Her erotic liquids leak out of her thong, streaming all the way down her ass. Luffy pulls his tongue back, making a snapping sound when it retracts to his mouth.

"Nami, did you cum?" He asks her, though he should already know the answer.

His lover nods in response to his question, a blush formed on her face from how flushed that orgasm made her. She looks back up at Luffy and sees a blush on his face; he obviously liked it as well. Releasing his grip on her breasts Luffy leans down and pulls the thong along her legs, as well as the shorts, allowing him to take it off. He tosses it and the shorts off to the floor with the groceries she bought earlier. Nami wraps her legs around his waist once more, desperate for what's next to come.

Luffy quickly pulls his pants down, along with his boxers, and exposes his penis to Nami. She stares at its lengthened size; she's seen it before, sometimes thrice the size it is now, but she always loved to look at it knowing all the marvelous things he could make her feel through it.

"Get ready Nami…" Luffy plunges his hard, rubber erection inside of her, causing Nami to cry out and more of her love juice to squish out on the side.

"Ahh! Luffy!!" Without warning Luffy continues with the sex starting with pulling out his penis, then slamming back inside. Nami cries out at this familiar action she loved him doing, for right when he pounds back inside she could feel his dick growing in size and length so he would strike her most sensitive spot. Each time Luffy did her nerve system would go wild for that instant, but it was enough to send her crazy.

Luffy grunts and groans as he pounds her inside, continuing his ploy to shrink then shoot out when he goes out then back in, while Nami twists and moans to being ravaged. This wasn't a one-sided feeling though, as Luffy's penis is subjected to major pulsations to his penis each two seconds or so. It would seem a pressure is building up in him as well, although this was going double for Nami.

'I'm…cumming…quicker than normally…Luffy…faster…' Nami's thoughts must have reached Luffy somehow, for he picks up the pace on his battering assault on Nami's privates. She wraps her arms around his back, still panting and moaning at the wonderful sex they were having.

Then it happened; Upon instincts Nami tightens around Luffy, both her vaginal walls on his penis and her fingers on his back, and she screams his name out to the heavens. "LUFFY!!!"

Her juices leak down from the size of Luffy's legs, since he was balls deep inside of her. He feels like he was about to cum as well, but held it in as best as he could. If he let it out now after such an assault, he would release too much inside of her.

Nami pants hard, her breathing louder than a sonic boom, as she looks up at him with a loving stare. From looking at his extremely sweaty face she could tell he was holding it all it. "Luffy, you can let it out now. I'm protected.(wink)"

"Okay." Luffy releases control of his sperm, shooting a bowl sized load of cum inside of her vagina. The captain collapses onto his navigator's chest, feeling tired from that awesome thirty minutes of sex. Luffy looks up at Nami's face, even tired she looked beautiful. "Nami, do you enjoy this type of sex?"

"Yes…it's always good with you Luffy…" She says to him, pulling his face up to plant a kiss on his lips. After she removes herself she looks in his eyes and says, "Luffy, would you like to experiment some more with your powers?"

"Of course." He says with a smile, but as he eyes her he notices a miniature fridge beside the groceries. "Let's play with food first!!"

"Play with food?" She asks in a confused sort of way. Does he even know how to do sexual things with food?

--Break From Lemon

"Damn that long nose, damn that orange bitch…" Zoro curses under his breath as he wanders around the Sunny Go. He comes before the women's room and enters in.

"Huh?! This isn't the kitchen!" He realizes at that moment. It would seem what Usopp said to him earlier has some merit. He begins to grumble under his breath even more, then stops when he sees a couple of pills on the wide shelf where the girls have their clothes in. Curious, Zoro picks one up and stares at it. "I didn't know Robin and Nami take breath mints."

But soon after Zoro sees a round pink tin beside them, with the lid planted on the ground. Zoro picks it up and looks at the label.

"Birth control pills…" He reads the label, then shrugs. He then gathers all the pills into one hand and drops them inside the tin, placing the lid on top afterwards. "Whatever. I don't care."

He says that as he leaves, but as he makes his way to the dining room, Zoro's mind wanders from swords and alcohol to imagining Nami or Robin having sex with one of them. He shakes these thoughts aside, since he had more important things to worry about like surpassing Mihawk. His minds transverses back to those thoughts, but this time him and that woman who resembles Kuina.

As this comes to him he blushes madly then yells, "Guuuwaaahhh!!! I AM ABOVE THESE THOUGHTS!!!"

Usopp and Franky notice Zoro freaking out, then back away from him real slowly. Usopp then comments, "I think all this training has snapped a brain cell."

"Nah. He just needs to get laid." Franky adds, grasping Zoro's attention. Once again they run from him.

Zoro quickly fixes himself, then goes on to finding the dining hall to eat. "Shit! I can't be thinking about such nonsense!! I have a goal to accomplish!!"

"Right Zoro…I wish to become the world's best swordsman." Those words of Kuina come flooding back into his mind, and now he believes his mind has been set back on track.

But then the image of Kuina in his mind grows up, and she becomes Tashigi. Zoro's face blushes even more when she starts to take her clothes off, and an image of a shirtless him joins her. "STOP IT!!!!!!"

-- Back To Lemon

"Mmm…" Nami moans as Luffy rubs a strawberry across her lips. After going all around he places it on her tongue so she could swallow it.

Nami takes a cherry from the plate of fruits between them, with all their clothes already thrown with the other wet ones. She places the cherry on Luffy's lips, rubbing it across them in the same manner. It gives the same effect as how Luffy did it since he moans at its touch as well. But this could probably be due to his love of food.

After he swallows the cherry, and spits the pit out, Nami closes her eyes just the same as he did, awaiting her lover to place the next fruit on her lips. Luffy stands up on his knees on the bed in front of her, allowing his cock to position itself in front of her face. He rubs it along her lips, the both of them moaning at the feel of it.

Maybe she could tell by the feel of it, or maybe she could read minds as well, but within a few seconds Nami closes her mouth around the head of the penis, kissing it with enough force to inhale the entire length.

And she does.

Luffy sighs out in pleasure as Nami bobs her head forward and back on his erection. She goes on until he's soaked all around, then holds it by one hand while staring up at him. Her face flushed by the warmth of his cock, Nami says to her blushing captain, "Luffy, this reminds me of the time you and me became an item. Do you remember?"

"Of course!" He says with a brilliant smile. "It was after I clobbered that leopard-pigeon bastard Lucy!"

"…I'm not sure that's his name, but yes…" She then begins to think about that incident, just as her tongue licks up and down the split opening of his penis.

-- Two Sagas Ago

A day has passed since leaving the island, and everyone has gone to doing what they normally do. That day, Luffy sits comfortably on the figurehead, singing badly.

Nami sits in a lawn chair near the left railings of the ship. She looks up from her newspaper and stares up at Luffy. She then sits up straight and leans on her right arm rest, having her same sided arm place its hand on her right cheek.

"His singing is terrible." She mutters to herself, smiling while spacing out at the thought.

"Yes, I assume singing is another one of his weak talents," Robin says while walking by. The two of them chuckle at this fact, then Robin continues with, "But it's so cute to see him try. He's like the adorable little boyfriend of a ten year old girl…"

"Un." Nami agrees half-mindedly at Robin's words.

"I wonder…would you happen to be interested in our captain?" At Robin's words Nami slightly nods in agreement, but quickly breaks out of it realizing what she was about to do.

Blushing, Nami replies with, "No! Of course not!! I wouldn't be caught dead becoming that idiot's lover!"

Luffy could not hear a thing they were saying, due to his song being too loud. With a snicker, which sounded more like a chuckle, the last survivor of Ohara confesses, "Well that's good. There won't be any competition over him then."

Nami's jaw drops at those words. "WHAT?!"

"I wonder what he sees in women…" Robin says, leaning on the railing beside Nami. "Or you for that matter."

"What? Luffy sees something in me?!" Nami's thoughts start to wander around Luffy; after spending so much time around him she realizes how much the two compliment and trust each other. She then begins to think about how things would be if she and Luffy were actually an item.

"Yup. With the way you speak you ask as if there's nothing in common, when you have lots." Robin

She shakes this thought aside, convinced that they have nothing in common. "That's right; we have nothing in common. He gets excited at things he likes and-"

"You do as well." Robin replies, forcing Nami to think it over. Though she was in total denial, Robin reassures her with, "You light up like fireworks whenever you see something you love too."

"Yeah but…that's treasure! Money! Mikan! He desires adventure and food!" Nami argues back, defending herself in many ways.

"I feel you demand adventure as well. Also, I believe mikan are the same as food."

"Yeah but…" Nami feels like she trapped herself. So she starts to think up other things. "He also cares little about other things that he finds small interest in, and he walks out on people when they speak."

"You do as well. Also, you two tend to act the most emotional when something tragic happens." Robin says, then chuckles as she remembers something.

"That's…" As Nami tries to come up with an argument, she realizes she couldn't. The two of them did indeed have so much in common. It was embarrassing to realize something so amazing you haven't for such a long time. "Luffy…"

Nami quickly rises up and rushes inside her room. Luffy turns his head around to see what was that, finishing with his singing. 'Nami…'

Nikolai: I know I said that this story will only last two chapters, but one more wouldn't hurt. Besides, TCM wanted to put in the how they got together part to clear any plot holes, something they didn't do in Digimon Adventure 02.

And now I bid you adieu, true believers. See you all later, next time. I am Belial Nikolai, vampire, lecher, and substitute crypt keeper.