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Nikolai: Good bye folks. This is the last chapter; finally. And don't bother flaming us, for they will get smoked away. Only constructive critism and decent praise is edible to us. So have your review done by intelligent people.
A Secret Ending
A frustrated Nami enters her shared room alone, shutting the door close on the way. She glares at herself in the mirror; she was wearing a flower pattern red miniskirt with a red and orange jacket shirt and a white t-shirt with the words 'HEARTKREUZ' in black letters. There is a wristband around her left arm from when Luffy had returned from that horrible place called Impel Doom.
After taking some time to think over what Robin said, Nami begins to think more about Luffy. Luffy's always getting himself, and them, into trouble, and it takes him to the last minute to realize it. Of course he's always getting them out of trouble whenever they cannot.
Luffy loves adventure, and as much as she hates to prove Robin right she does as well. The boy also gets way excited too much, and she always needs to keep him in line. But sometimes that goes the same for her when she gets hyped up over gold or jewels that doesn't rightfully belong to her.
She could never take away the things he does, for that makes him special in her eyes because if he were to stop making her piss, the vigorous spirit would she surely miss. Nami quickly pushes these thoughts aside. If she fell in love now that would disrupt her pride. Besides, is this bloody idiot even capable of love? Such a secret isn't so in below or above.
"Me love that idiot; what a joke!" She says, hoping this would reassure herself. She even pounds her desk, knocking stuff around the shelf. But as Nami thinks this over once more, she remembers that the idiot cares about her. Once again Nami blocks this out her mind, finding these feelings coming back again.
"Why do I feel this way? Why now all of a sudden?" She asks herself, her heart now pounding repetitively as she thinks of Luffy. Can she really love him, a man as weird as Goofy?
"Luffy…" Her thoughts wander on, until her mind transcends into her own little world. She now sees an image of Luffy in front of her, kissing and comforting her in so many ways. These images continue to change, as if a lifetime that never happened is passing by her eyes.
Her life goes on from where they are now, then skips ahead to where he would propose, to another scene where they get married and all their nakama would take witness. After that her and Luffy would go onto their honeymoon, a shot she blushes even more than already at, to where she would give birth to their children, to a time later when their children head off to sea. Then finally her last day dream thought turns to the two of them together, sitting in rocking chairs as aged senior citizens, holding hands as the day became night.
Nami's mind returns to her after minutes of staring into space, and right now she feels like speaking with him. "Luffy…"
"Yeah?" Luffy says, unintentionally scaring Nami in the process. She rises back up to her feet, preparing to slaughter him with a barrage of fists.
"Luffy!! What the hell are you doing here?!" She asks him while trying to return her breath.
"Well, I was gonna spend some time with you, but I guess if you want me to leave then-" As he leaves, Nami grabs hold of his shirt. She would have taken grip of his hand, but that would have stretched.
"Luffy…" Nami looks at the straw hat wearing boy, a blush forming on her face.
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"I say cotton can make a sound!!" Franky shouts at Usopp, who had just started an argument with the cyborg.
"And I say, cotton can't!!" Usopp quarrels back.
"THEY CAN!!"
"CAN'T!!"
"CAN!!!"
"CAN'T!!!"
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!" Zoro screams out at last. The two glare at the sleeping swordsman lying on the grass, then at Robin who chuckles while at a table reading a book.
"Alright then, smart ass, what do you think!?" Franky shouts at the green shark.
"Like I care about such crap! Go ask Nami!" Zoro says, practically asking them to leave him alone.
"Fine!" Usopp and Franky both rush to the women's quarters. As they do they pass by Sanji and Chopper, who was carrying a bunch of clean beakers to the medical ward.
"What was that about?" – Chopper
Franky rushes to the women's quarters door first, but gets knocked down by a skidding Usopp. Long Nose opens the door in a way that his foot kicks it down, exposing his eyes to the inside of the room.
Nami looks up at Usopp and the rising cyborg, wrapped in her blanket while parched on her bed with nothing else on her skin. In addition to the surprised and slightly peeved expression on her face she also seems kinda flushed, the redness on her face was more than enough evidence for that. The emotional cyborg blushes with an amazing smile as he stares at whatever flesh her body exposes.
While trying to hold herself back from pounding them their skulls in, she calmly asks her two nakama with irritating twitches, "What the hell is wrong with you two?"
"Uh well, sorry about that nee-chan. And might I add that you look SUPER today!!" Franky says, flipping a thumbs up.
Usopp backs away from inside the room, sensing impending doom. Holding in her rage, she then says, "You know, I was gonna yell my brains out at you two, and maybe even clobber you to oblivion, but since I'm naked I think I'll just politely ask you this; what reason do you two have for busting in here?!!"
"You really should calm down. It's not like any sane person would have any interest in-" Usopp receives an elbow jab to his guts, bringing him down to one knee and sparing his life for the moment.
"Anyway we were wondering if cotton could. This idiot over here says it can't." Franky tells Nami of their situation, who grows even more anger marks over her head.
"You come in here for a stupid reason like that?!" She begins, tightening her right hand into a fist. "First it was that stupid staring contest, then that tool invention competition, and now you're arguing about a piece of lint being able to make noise?! CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A SINGLE DAY!?!!!"
The two pirates back themselves up at that last sentence, since she screamed it out. After about ten seconds of letting her cool her jets Usopp then asks, "S-so, is that a yes or a no?"
"COTTON DOES NOT MAKE ANY NOISE!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" And with that, Usopp walks out of the women's room victoriously while Franky follows behind slumping.
"Haw haw! I was right!" Usopp states, poking the cyborg's ribs.
"Man, I have never seen her like that before. Is she always like this?"
"Nah, sometimes she's mean." After that crack, Usopp laughs enough to slap his thighs.
Back inside the room Nami quickly bolts to the door, closing it quietly and locking it tight. Sighing at last, the mentally tired nudist walks slowly to her bed, sitting back in the same spot. When she does, a muffling noise grabs her attention. "Huh, oh sorry. Forgot about you for a second."
Nami lifts her behind up, revealing a moisture face Luffy hidden in her bed. The captain of the vessel sits up, and looks at his naked navigator sitting beside him. "Oi Nami, does cotton really not make a sound?"
"Luffy it's common sense; You could rub it against a Brillo pad and it would never make a single noise. Sometimes, I wonder if our nakama are all there…" She then turns to face him, and sees him rubbing cotton on his face. "…you're no exception."
"Huh?"
"Nothing…shall we continue?" Nami's face makes a major change from usual. She quickly leaps onto the smiling pirate, who is just as bare as she is, smashing her lips onto his.
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"Nami! Nami!" Luffy moans in bliss as he pounds deep into his woman's flesh. The mikan haired woman moans and pants in response to his hard thrusting. Juice comes flying out her vagina as Luffy picks up the pace.
"Luffy! Luffy!! LUFFY!!!" Her screams vibrate through the walls, ringing in the eardrums of anyone in range. Staring up at the back of her head, Luffy grabs hold of her arms and starts to really ravage her insides, her breasts swaying forward and back like a pendulum(no wait, that doesn't look right. Forget that.). He could feel her bushy orange hair on his testicles as he he digs his penis into her cavities with each thrust.
Drool leaks down the side of the screaming navigator's lips, her nerves going through a wonderful shock that sends her into euphoric pleasure. It is at this point that Nami starts to build an orgasm. It starts in low, and begins to grow. Luffy starts reaching his own limit as well; that blow job she began earlier but didn't finish has a great effect on this.
Luffy releases her arms and pulls her close to his chest, his hands grabbing hold of her breasts and squeezing hard from behind. With this new action her walls tighten around his rubber hard-on and she rides on him faster than normal. The moment her clear womanly juices spill out the side of his rubber erection, she screams at the top of her lungs, "LUFFY!!!!"
"NAMI!!!" He shouts the same as her, his sperm shooting out from his penis like a geyser, filling her womb to the brink.
Her body shakes all over, in the same way a carrot nosed white dog thing Rave fans will recognize. Soon after the orgasm both of them collapse on the bed, their bodies disconnected, facing one another side by side. Nami stares into the lovely black orbs that were his eyes, which gaze into her own chocolate pearls. Luffy places a hand up to her face, rubbing her cheek lightly. "Are you fulfilled now?"
"Unh. I loved it…thank you for making an effort…" Nami leans closer to him and plants a kiss on his lips, then passes out into dreamland due to tiredness. Her throat hoarse from screaming, her hips and legs in pain from fucking, she has received what she wanted.
Elsewhere downstairs, the hotel owner Hakurei is currently eating a piece of meat wrapped in apple peels, sitting on top of unconscious people. "That was fun. I can't believe so many bounty hunters came here."
"Who were they after anyway?" Nikolai asks the green haired person, licking the blood on the bodies of people Hakurei is on.
"I don't know. Someone called Mugiwara no Ruphei or something. Oh well; who cares?" Hakurei finishes his meal, then turns to the vampiric person. "You got rid of those recorders right?"
"Oh course. You told me to do it right?" Nikolai then sinks his fangs into the fallen bounty hunter, drinking and lapping up some blood.
"Eww, get a room dammit. What if someone sees you?" And so the two clean up, tossing the defeated bastards out the building. It would be bad for business if people saw that the only two people currently working at a love hotel are strong enough to slaughter bounty hunters.
Two hours later Hakurei is currently on the Den Den Mushi with someone. "And that was the problem!"
"So wait; someone with 300 million beri is staying in one of my hotels? Wow, who knew? Anyway, you took care of them right Cranium?" A deep voice says.
"Yup, and it's Haku Omega-san, or Hakurei. I'll make sure our customers get back to their ship safely. Tell Julia I said hi." Hakurei says, hanging up the item. "Aw, nice to speak with him."
"You didn't tell Yusei about what I did right?" Nikolai asks, still sucking on a decapitated head.
"What do you think?" Just then footsteps could be heard coming down from above, as Luffy and Nami dressed the way they entered are coming down. She is carrying the groceries she came in with. Nikolai and Hakurei quickly turn to face them, the proper hiding the head behind him. "So, how was your stay?"
"Pretty good! We might come again!" Luffy says with a smile, pulling Nami along as he exits the building. "Have a nice day!"
"Good afternoon!" Nami adds, smiling the same way as the rubberman.
Nikolai tosses the head behind the counter, breathing a sigh of relief. "That was close."
"Alright, guess we should get to cleaning that room." Hakurei says, walking up the stairs.
"Aren't the guests suppose to clean up after them before leaving?"
"That's more of a courtesy thing than a rule. No one actually does it." He says, walking up the steps.
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Luffy and Nami walk through town, hands held tightly onto one another. "Well that was fun, wasn't it?!"
"Yeah, I can't believe you got me that tired…I hope there's another hotel on the next island." Nami says, a bright glow appearing around her.
It didn't take long for them to reach the ship, to which they were surprised to see no one around. No Zoro swinging giant items to increase his strength, no Robin reading out on deck, no Sanji swooning over her.
This grabs Nami's attention. "Where is everyone?"
"KEEP AWAY FROM ME!!" A voice resonates from the dining hall of the ship, Luffy's favorite room.
The couple run over there, and open the door to find Zoro strangling Usopp. Again. Chopper is trying to stop them, Robin is staring amusingly at the swordsman for some reason, Sanji is staring at Robin, and Franky stealing people's drinks.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT WOMAN!!!!" Zoro shouts, choking Usopp in a fashion that would make Homer Simpson proud.
All Usopp could do is make gurgling sounds.
Chopper is the first to notice Luffy and Nami at the door. "Huh? Nami and Luffy are back!!"
Sanji quickly leaves Robin and stares at the orange hair navigator with a heart for an eye. "Nami-swaaaan!! You have returned!!!"
"Ah Sanji!! Fix me something to eat!!" Luffy shouts, waving out to the chef.
"Yeah yeah, hold up." Sanji then goes to work, per captain orders. Taking Nami's groceries he gets ready to make a grand meal fit for queens and kings.
An hour later Sanji reemerges from the kitchen with food balanced on his arms and hands. He places them on the table, where Zoro finally stops trying to kill Usopp. Caimie and Brook have already come by and sat down, preparing to eat. Sanji quickly serves Caimie, Nami and Robin, in that order, giving them the best ones. He nonchalantly places the meals of the guys after spooning over the chicks.
Luffy wastes no time in reaching out to steal food. This begins the big kitchen riot once more. Sanji hands Nami a glass of wine. "There you go, Nami-swan. Now there's one more thing."
"If it's your nose I think I know where you left it." Zoro mumbles, ripping a piece of steak off of his fork with his teeth.
Sanji quickly turns to face his greatest enemy. "What the hell is that suppose to mean?!"
Caimie laughs out loud after hearing Zoro's words, occasionally moving her plate so Luffy wouldn't steal her food. "I'm so glad I joined you guys on your journey. I hope we can be together forever!"
"Sure, of course we will!!" Franky agrees, taking a swig of beer cola. Someone spiked his drink, but no one knows. (coughusoppcough)
Nami presses the glass to her lips, then feels food slapped onto his face. Luffy apparently missed when he tried to steal some meat from Chopper. Everyone stops what they're doing to wait for her reaction. Luffy stops and stares up at her, noticing the error he has done. "Uh, sorry Nami."
But there is no way Nami would forgive him for that, this is something that the majority of the crew believes. Even the author agrees. But instead of yelling, or screaming, or physical pounding, she smiles at him sweetly, the kind an innocent little girl or a gold digging prostitute with two left feet would make.
She goes back to enjoying her meal, while Luffy nabs everyone else's. This takes hold of their attention, except Robin and Zoro who continue preventing Luffy from stealing from them. This is just one of the dirty secrets that they would never find out about their own nakama, for the time being.
By nightfall they leave the island, continuing on their journey to who knows where.