A.N./ Guys... I've found an obsession... And his name is... YOHIO... *0* /shot xD Seriously, though, I've been listening to nothing (aside for a couple Vocaloid songs, like this really cute one sung by Miku- TOPIC!) but YOHIO these past couple of days. It's just... He's awesome. He's a Swedish singer that knows Swedish (duh), English and Japanese. Wanna know what the cutest part is? He cross-dresses! *squeal*

(Ok, so, officially moving review replies to the bottom. Sorry to disappoint. :/)

Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid. (Wow, first time typing it with no joke.)

Wind and Window Flower =Chapter 4: Hopeless Romance=

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, FUCK!"

I kept on swearing like a madman as the cops chased us. Why couldn't he have gotten something simpler like a plastic ring or a box of chocolates? But no, he just had to go big and steal a necklace that costs 110952 freaking yen. ¥110952! [1] When we get back home, I swear I'm gonna get a pole and beat the living shit out of him. Maybe I'll even stick it up his retarded a-

"Len, get that scary look off your demonic face!"

I rolled my eyes and looked behind my shoulder. Ha! Looks like those retards got lo-

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... And I spoke too soon as an adult body jumped on top of my teenage one. What is up with people and cutting my thoughts off?! I tried to get him off of me, but either this guy is heavier than he looks or really wants to keep me down.

"Piko, help me-" I looked towards the spot Piko was standing on. Or had been standing on. That son of a bit-

I heard footsteps and a voice that sounded quite familiar. I turned my head to see none other than Rin's father, Hiyama Kiyoteru, walk up to us. He seemed happy at first, "Good job, Tonio, you caught h-" But it soon changed to disgust when he saw me, "Great, it's you."

I smirked and replied, "Well, it's nice to see you too. Say, since when are you a cop?" I laughed as a certain thought came to me, "You quit being a teacher? Finally, something good happens in my life."

He let out a sigh of frustration as he rubbed his forehead with his right hand, "No, this just happens to be a part-time job." [2]

"You can always quit teaching, 'ya know."

He frowned, but said nothing more as he talked to the guy on top of me, who I'm guessing is named Tonio. How could that white-haired devil leave me here to die?! That no good, lying, cheating motherf-

And my thoughts were interrupted again by a loud bang. I felt Tonio's weight on top of me disappear as I got up and dusted my pants. I looked up to see none other than Piko himself, proudly holding a pole on his right shoulder. I stepped up to him and grabbed his left shoulder, "Nice job."

He looked at me with eyes full of hope, "Really? I'm getting a compliment from you?!"

I smirked as I kicked him on all men's weak spot and his stomach (but not hard enough to cause serious damage) a couple times. I had a deadly aura around me as I looked down at him and glared, "Don't you dare leave me alone with the cops again, you hear me?!"

Piko nodded and slowly got up while holding his sensitive area. He looked at me with a bit of fear in his eyes, "Y-Yes sir..."

I smiled and pointed towards the metal pole on the floor, "Hey, you're gonna need to bring that along."

He gave me a questioning look, "Why?"

"Because I want to beat the shit out of you when we get home."

"What happened to you?!"

We were currently at school, trying to get to lunch. Miki was in front of us, a look of worry all over her face. Piko was next to me, with a black eye, and a couple bruises here and there.

You don't betray Len. Never. Otherwise, shit's going down.

I looked at Piko and gave him a glare, clearly telling him to keep his mouth shut about what happened yesterday. That little brat, making us get chased by the cops in order to give this silly girl a present. Who does he think I am? He looked down and said, "I... Ran into some trouble yesterday."

You bet your retarded ass you ran into trouble yesterday. You little shit... God, look at me. Cussing and stuff... Ok, Len, you need to calm down. Even though you nearly went to jail, he hit the cops and we both escaped. Breathe in, breathe out. In, out, in, out...

I decided to walk ahead and let Retarded Romeo swoon his Worried Juliet.

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... Or the other way around. Whichever comes first. My bet's on the other way around...

I shook the thought off from my head and continued walking. Damn, I hate this. There are way too many people hanging around in the halls. I know it's a special day and all, but can't they do this in the cafeteria? I hate Valentine's Day...

Yes, you heard right. Valentine's Day. I muttered some words under my breath, which luckily went unnoticed by the couples/soon-to-be couples around me. I wish I hadn't gone to school today...

"That's so sweet! Come here!"

"Nee-san, help me!"

I heard a familiar giggle and immediately stopped walking. I hid behind the wall next to me and turned around to see a tealette, a familiar long-haired blonde, and... Her... I made sure to stay hidden as I listened to their conversation.

The tealette let the familiar one go and put her hands together with sparkling eyes, "Little Neru has a crush on someone! Who's the lucky boy? Tell me~"

Neru... I remember her! She's Rin's little sister. After the day I met her, I immediately didn't like her. She blushed a deep red and stuttered, "I d-don't l-l-like him, okay! H-He's just a g-great f-f-fr-friend..."

Pigtails didn't seem convinced, "He's a friend now, but after you give him those chocolates, it'll change!" After that, if possible, her eyes shone brighter, "I wonder what he'll give you on White Day... Kya, so exciting~"

White Day? Ever single year, I don't do anything on that day. What is White Day anyway? It seems important, judging by how pigtails said it... I forced the thought off from my head and continued listening.

Rin continued laughing at her friend's behavior. But she suddenly stopped when the pigtails girl asked, "Hey, who are you giving chocolates to this year?"

She giggled nervously and rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly, "No one, I guess... I was gonna give Mikuo some, but I guess not anymore..."

My hands clenched into tight fists at the mention of the jerk's name. I tried controlling myself as I kept listening. Pigtails gave her a sympathetic look and put a hand on her right shoulder, "You don't know how sorry I am about that, Rin. You know, I was really looking forward to calling you my sister-in-law! Hehe..." She nervously laughed at her failed attempt to cheer her up.

"It's okay, Miku, I'm over it." She smiled, but even I could see it was totally fake. She looked down at her messenger bag and clutched the strap tightly, "I can just give the chocolates to someone else..."

The thought of her giving chocolates to someone else made me angry beyond belief. I tried keeping my cool as I kept looking. Pigta- I mean Miku, shook her head, "I know how hard you worked on those chocolates, Rin! You can't just give them to anybody! I promise that before the day is over, I'll find someone you can give those chocolates to." She put her hands on her hips as she gave Rin a serious face, "And you know I don't break my promises!"

Rin smiled and hugged her, "I know. And that's what makes you the best best friend ever."

I stopped listening as realization hit my face hard. Rin made the chocolates. Rin made the chocolates... I quickly ran off to find Piko. I don't get it... Why am I even running?! And to that idiot, no less! But I couldn't stop. It was like... An instinct...

Since I wasn't paying attention, I accidentally bumped into someone. And since I was running, the pain hurt twice as much as it should have. I groaned as I rubbed my aching forehead. Whoever I bumped into has a really hard head...

And speak of the devil, I looked up to see the hard-head himself rubbing his face. I got up from the floor and laughed, "Dude, you okay?"

He looked up at me and glared through his white bangs, "Of course I'm not okay! Not only did you hit my head, you also managed to hit my black eye in the process! I want- No, I demand an apology from you, right now!"

I glared at him, "Does it look like I'm in the mood for your childishness?!" A memory came into my mind and I suddenly laughed.

Piko got up from the ground and puffed out his cheeks, "What's so funny?! I don't see anything funny about my condition, you bastard!"

I clutched my belly as I tried to calm down. Oh God...! I wiped a tear from my eye and said, "This reminds me of a certain incident... Remember?"

He thought about it before laughing a bit, "Yeah, I remember now. Looking back, it was pretty funny..." After that, he stopped laughing and said, "Why were you running, anyways?"

I looked down, unsure of what to say. How could I respond if even I didn't know the answer?

"Is this about a certain blondie?"

I snapped my head up and nodded slowly. He put a hand on my back and gave me a soft look, "Sorry, man. I don't know what happened, but it must have been bad if you ran away like that. The Len I know shows absolutely no weakness!"

I gave him a small (a small) smile and shook his hand off my back, "How'd it go with red-head?"

His cheeks turned light pink as he looked down at the ground, "Well... I'm going on a date with her this afternoon..."

"You asked her or she asked you?" Knowing the idiot, it could be the second thing.

"Of course I asked her!" I sighed in relief. So the idiot isn't that big of an idiot after all...

The bell rang, signalling that lunch was officially over. Piko and I started walking towards our next class. I looked over at him and asked, "Where are you planning on taking her?"

He gave me a care-free smile as he happily said, "I have absolutely no idea!"

I mentally face-palmed as we kept walking down the hallway.

A.N./ Next chapter will have Piko and Miki's date, and probably a small RinxLen moment. x3 I'm looking forward to typing it!

[1] - About 1,150 American dollars. (Or $1,150. Whichever you prefer.)

[2] - We'll learn more on that later on, my dear children. ^-^

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MizuneMinamiki: I know, right? Originally, I was planning on making him cooler, like Len, but the I thought, "Nah, it just doesn't feel right..." Then this Piko was born~ :) I feel bad for Piko and Len, but the story must go on and I must make them suffer... D'x Scandal, huh? I'll give them a listen. Thanks for reviewing!

Adorable Reader: Yes, it makes me sad too... )'x But I'm the author, so I must stay strong...! (At least 'till the end, anyways...) Thanks for the review!

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