Some more lighthearted Emmett-humour for you all. To all serious-Emmett fans, I'm sorry. Apparently, the only way I can write about him is if he's doing something idiotic, stupid and childish, whether that be eating chocolate, being baffled by a box (alliteration, anyone?) or making a fool of himself on a trampoline. That's just the way I see him, really. Sorry.


Date: 11th October

POV: Emmett

Stimulus word: Trampoline


Wheeee!

Bounce.

Wheeeeeee!

Bounce.

Wheeeeeeeeee!

Bounce.

"EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN! If you don't SHUT YOUR MOUTH, I'll come out there and SHUT IT FOR YOU, wife or NOT!"

Emmett winced, and stopped abruptly, too quickly. The fragile fabric that had been amusing him for the last few hours broke, and Emmett fell through, landing—not particularly delicately—on his rear end.

He heard Jasper's quiet chuckle, even from the back garden.

"SHUT UP, JASPER!"