I do not own any of the Tokyo Ghoul characters. I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE SLOW UPDATE! YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH WRITER'S BLOCK KILLS ME! Okay, anyway enjoy~


J4sm1n4, your smut chapter is coming :)


Ayato practically jumped out of his skin when he heard the manly shriek erupt suddenly. His mind immediately leapt to the worst possible situation. Kaneki had cut himself. Hit his head on the table and, somehow, was having a seizure. A serial killer had broken into their house and was strangling him to death, he thought. However, when Ayato burst into the lounge room, he saw his older, smarter and more distinguished boyfriend distancing himself from a spider. Granted, the spider was the size of Ayato's palm, but still, Kaneki had always seemed so fearless. So strong. So capable. Ayato burst into a fit of laughter and had to lean against the doorway, barely able to hold himself up.

"Oh my fucking god!" He panted in between mad laughs. His boyfriend attempted to glare at him.

"D-Do something!" Kaneki squeaked before taking a step back as the spider shifted uneasily.

"You do something, you're the one who's bothered by it." Ayato scoffed, crossing his arms across his chest in the process. Kaneki let out a high pitched whine before grabbing a pillow and hurling it at the spider. He was normally a good aim, but the fear was probably messing with him.

"No! Fuck!" Kaneki screamed as the pillow missed. The spider, clearly aggravated, began to scuttle over to him, causing him to leap off the couch he'd been standing on and over to Ayato who was cackling uncontrollably.

"Why the fuck am I not filming this?!" Ayato exclaimed to no one in particular. Kaneki jabbed him in the shoulder repeatedly before pointing at the spider.

"Do something!" he yelped. The indigo-haired boy sighed before quickly grabbing the closest book to him. A maths textbook.

"Huh. I didn't know we still had this." He chirped, carefully flicking through the pages and observing the words within.

"Ayato!" Kaneki shrieked.

"Fine, fine, sheesh. Calm down." He muttered bitterly before throwing the textbook. It slammed down on the top of the eight legged arachnid and Ayato swore he saw some unidentifiable goop squirt out from underneath the paperback cover.

"There. Dead." He stated bluntly, he sensed some movement to his left and turned to see Kaneki sliding down the doorframe, taking deep, desperate breaths in order to calm himself down. Ayato stood numbly for a minute before slipping down the other side of the doorframe, entangling his legs with Kaneki's.

"Better?" Ayato murmured softly. His other half nodded his head slowly, deep breaths slowing down into a calm, regular pace.

"Hey," Ayato forcefully lifted Kaneki's head, "open your eyes, geez. It's dead now."

Kaneki's eyes fluttered open slowly, his gaze softening as it landed on Ayato's midnight eyes.

"Hello." Ayato smiled.

"Hi." Kaneki replied.

"No more spiders."

"None?"

"None."


Okay, there you go. Hope you enjoyed it, I shall see if I can get another up today but hey. I have a fucking Maths and Commerce test coming up so I gotta revise. OWO WISH ME LUCK~! Please remember to review, favourite or follow!