Apparently, I am nine minutes late, posting this. Oops. Sorry... :S

Oh! This is officially my most-reviewed story, EVER! THANK YOU SO MUCH! You have no idea how much it means. Actually, you probably do, but... meh. 100 would be nice, wouldn't it?

(Did anyone catch that hint?)

Date: 24th October

Characters: Emmett, Jasper, Rose.

Stimulus Word: Illiteracy.

Emmett Cullen smiled as he watched his sometimes-wife playing on the shiny, brand new playstation. To be honest, she was thrashing her 'twin', Jasper, who looked utterly confused and irritated by this fact.

Alice had been bound, gagged, and chained to a tree in the middle of the nearby forest, so that she wouldn't be able to help Jasper cheat by predicting Rose's every move, and the effects were starting to show. Jazz was nothing without Alice!

Emmett was taking notes in the corner, trying to pick up hints from his better half. His handwriting was a messy scrawl across Esme's favourite wallpaper.

Rosalie won. With an aggravated sigh, Jasper turned to face Emmett, and then his jaw dropped—so fast it was almost comical. "Congrats, man! When did you learn to read and write?!"

Emmett looked mildly offended, though the proud smile still worked its way onto his features. "I learned to read five years ago!"

Shut up. I thought it was funny, thank you very much. And it's not bad for four-and-a-half minutes work.