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BPOV

Wow .gay. Edward. Somehow, that doesn't fit together. And what does he mean, he thinks he's gay? He ether is, or isn't. Oh my gawd, what if he was bi? is that what he means? I mean if he is, that's totally okay. hey I could deal with that. Oh crap, he was still staring at me. I guess one question at a time would be good.

"What do you mean you think your gay? Are you bi? Is the marriage off? Are you asking if you can date two people? Why are you telling me this? Do you think I don't love you anymore? Do you not love me anymore?"

I really shouldn't have said that in such a rush…I can't breathe. I sat steering at Edward wide-eyed, panting, waiting for his answers

"What was that first question, again?" he looked at me confused.

"Ugh! Edward! Okay I guess we'll start this slowly, One question at a time." I had to speak slowly to not get a head of myself. Edward just sat facing me, and nodded.

"Now Edward, why do you think you are gay?"I looked at him deadpan, while he drew in a shaky breath.

"Well, remember that time you me and Jacob when to the movies, cuz you wanted us all to do something together? Yeah, well…I kind of figured out that day my true feeling for your friend, Bella."What-did he just say Jacob? He's leaving my for Jacob? What?!

"YOU have the HOTTS for JACOB!?" Oh, shit. I forgot super vampire hearing…bet his families having fun downstairs.

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1)I know it's really short, but I just had to put something out there.

2)I don't really- no, I have no idea where I'm going with this. On my profile, I'm going to see if I can get the poll thing to work. vote on some options. or if u don't like any, tell me.

3)I have no idea how to get the poll thing going. yes, I'm a newb.

4)How do u get those lines after the AN?

5)in case I can't get the poll working some of the options will probly be. He's kidding, happy April fools!/he leaves her for Jacob.ugh./ Bella tries to de-gay Edward./or with jaspers help, it's i a prank they are playing on Edward. Any more please tell he I need help!

6)Flames, comments, pointers, reviews are welcomed