Okay so when I was taking the really long story and making it chapter size I failed at life and made them all different sizes. This one is really short and I am sorry about that. Yeah, and lack of Tom Riddle is sad too. Maybe I will upload the next chapter sooner than I was planning. I think I have a chapter worth written.
Chapter 5: Going Home Time
Evil/Random Time skip between chapters
"Then Harry stabbed the book with the fang." I told the story so that they would believe Harry.
"What were you doing during this?" Minerva questioned.
"Sitting on a pile of rocks."
"Why didn't you help?"
"How was I supposed to help?"
"You could have…" Minerva trailed off because she couldn't think of a way I could have helped.
"I could have thrown some rocks but I was sitting on them." I admitted.
"So you just watched?" Minerva questioned me.
"Yeah, it was more interesting than looking at the wall."
"What else happened?"
"That was basically it."
"How did she wind up on the other side of the cave in?" Snape questioned the group.
"I pushed her." Linda answered with no shame.
"Why?"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"You pushed your friend into unknown danger because it seemed like a good idea?"
"Yes."
"Your logic astounds me." Snape drawled.
"Thank you, your hair astounds me."
"I don't think that was a compliment." Ron whispered.
"For once Weasley is correct." Snape said.
"The world is doomed!" Linda shouted.
"Did I hear someone say doomed?" I questioned walking out of the room I was being interrogated in.
"Doomed!"
"Doooooom." I repeated.
"You don't even know what she is talking about."
"Doesn't matter either way we are doomed."
"Fine."
"Hey Linda?"
"Yes."
"Shouldn't we be leaving soon?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well we can't stay here over the summer, so…"
"True."
"How do we get back home?"
"Usually it just happens."
"Hmm."
"Any ideas?"
"One."
"What?"
"I am going to need a wand."
"How are we going to convince them to let you go get one?"
"Wait, I already stole Snapes."
"Oh yeah, so?"
"Um…Accio Home."
"How is that going to work?" Linda questioned as a portal appeared.
"We do not question these things." I said taking out some paper and a pen.
"What's the paper for?"
"I am writing a note to Snape."
"Why?"
"It seemed like fun at the time." I said right before I put the note and Snape's wand on the floor before stepping through the portal.
Dear Snape,
Thank you for the use of your pretty wand. I needed it to go back home. Try not to kill anyone but if you do remember to make sure they are dead. Linda wants to remind you that smiling makes the world go round. I am sure we will be back some day. Try not to glare too hard at this note, it might catch fire.
From,
Guess who.
Preview From next chapter: Bad British Accent Time
"You know what I was just reminded of?"
"No."
"Monkeys."
"Monkeys?" Harry questioned.
"What about them?" Linda questioned.
"No more monkeys jumping on the beds." I explained.
"Are you saying we should stop?"
"Are we jumping?"
"No."
"Then we will be fine."
"Now I want to jump."
"Don't do it."