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"What an incredibly easy job!" Lucy cheered in excitement as she jumped off the train. In comparison to the rides with Team Natsu this train ride was positively peaceful with the silver haired mage. A possible reason may have been since she wasn't throwing up the entire ride back home.
Not only did the train ride seem peaceful, but the job went much better than expected. Lisanna didn't rush into a situation, but rather, she rationalized.
"I know! I love working with you. Unlike Elfman, you don't destroy entire cities," Lisanna laughed as she walked in the direction of the guild.
"Oh my goodness, Natsu is just as bad! All he does is wreak havoc all over the place. It's horrible!" Lucy complained out loud, as she skipped down the streets of Magnolia. She felt like hundreds of pounds were lifted off her shoulders. Firstly, she had a new found friendship with Lisanna and then there was her new well…as Lucy called it, crush.
"I would love to take more jobs with you," Lucy finally admitted. Not only did she have a great working chemistry with her but there was also the fact that they would always receive the full reward.
"As would I," Lisanna replied, smiling warmly at the Celestial mage as they neared the guild.
"I'm surprised we get along so well," Lucy admitted to the silver-haired take-over mage. They had always been so focused on their rivalry so a friendship between the two seemed next to impossible.
Lisanna tapped her chin for a second before saying, "It kind of makes sense though, since we have the same taste in boys, it must link to our interests as well."
"Well, almost the same taste since I can distinguish sexier boys easier than you can," Lucy smiled at Lisanna, as she referred to Sting.
"Puh-lease! Rogue is so much hotter," Lisanna pouted.
Lucy found herself laughing at the action as she said, "Oh my god! You're pouting, and here I thought I was the guild's only pouter."
"Did you just say pouter?" Lisanna found herself laughing two times harder than Lucy just was.
"So what if I did."
"Oh nothing," Lisanna sang as she opened the doors to the guild.
As the two girls entered the guild, they felt like all eyes were glued at them. Lucy noticed some of the guild members whisper to each other while others had their eyes widened in shock.
Lucy and Lisanna were, what the guild believed to be, sworn rivals, battling it out to win the undying love of Natsu Dragneel so seeing them enter the guild with bright smiles plastered on their faces was a truly shocking experience.
Lucy let out a light-hearted giggle at the reaction of the guild, to break the silence.
The first one to speak was Cana.
"So did I win the bet? Lucy got Natsu right?" She slurred the lines as everyone's eyes remained glued onto the two.
Lucy let out another laugh as she said, "Not really…"
"I knew I'd win. Pay up Drunk," Gajeel smirked before letting out a, "Gihi."
"She didn't say that!" Lisanna yelled out, causing Gajeel's eyes to widen in shock.
"We just…declared Natsu as a best friend," Lucy continued for her friend.
"With benefits?" Cana asked as she took a swing at her drink.
"No! He's just…" Lisanna paused, trying to gather the correct words.
Lucy noticed the struggled and spoke for her, "…unseducible. "
"Of course he is. He's a flame eating idiot," the shirtless Gray spoke up from his corner.
"Does this mean that Juvia has Lisanna and Lucy as a love rival," the blue haired water mage looked panic stricken.
"No!" the two girls screamed at the same time with fear entering their eyes.
"Our sights are set elsewhere," Lisanna smiled warmly at the girl.
"Yes. Far, far away from Gray," Lucy breathed out, trying to calm her fear down.
"Well it's terrific that you two are friends!" Mira squealed from behind the bar, causing the entire guild to cheer in excitement.
They began to drink and cheer and place new bets on other couples and when they would get together. The guild found so much more to gossip and laugh about that the issue of the rivalry amongst the two girls was shortly forgotten.
Mira had taken her little sister to the side, questioning her about who the new man was while Lucy was left with her silent best friend.
"Levy-chan, are you ok?" Lucy asked in concern, noticing the distress in the tiny solid script mage's eyes.
"No! I have a bad feeling about this friendship, Lu-chan," Levy admitted as she pulled out a book.
Lucy let out a laugh, hoping her best friend would join in. After a few seconds, she realized that Levy wasn't joking. She was serious.
Lucy opened her mouth to say, "What are you talking about, Levy-chan?"
Levy let out a sigh, "Well in this novel I was reading, the protagonist and the antagonist both are in love with the same boy, so the antagonist tells the protagonist that she wants to end her war for the man she loves when really, she was still fighting and just said that to eliminate the competition. Eventually the antagonist ended up getting with the boy, leaving the protagonist all alone. Lu-chan, don't you see! This is just like you and Lisanna. What if Lisanna just declared the truce because she wanted Natsu for herself?" Levy spoke at an incredible speed, her thoughts coming out all jumbled up.
"But, if your book was accurate, then I'm the antagonist. I called it quits first," Lucy smiled, trying to soothe her best friend.
"But you're not manipulative," Levy whined.
Lucy's lips curved upwards as she said, "Not everything that happens in books happens in reality, Levy-chan. I can assure you that both of us gave up on Natsu. Besides, as Lisanna said, our sights are set elsewhere."
"Really? Where?" Levy said a little too quickly, the panic returning to her voice.
"Relax, it isn't Gajeel," Lucy sighed dreamily, "He's way sexier."
"You can't just say your sights were set elsewhere but not tell me who!" Levy slammed her fist onto the table as she starred at her best friend with determined eyes.
"Tell me!" Levy demanded.
"Ohhh, bossy are we?" Lucy teased.
"Shut up and tell me!" Levy screamed, earning a few looks from the guild members.
Their conversation had piped the interest of a few others, who decided to join in on the conversation.
"Tell her what?" Cana put an arm around Lucy's shoulders as a wide grin formed on her face.
"She wants to know who Lucy's interested in," Laxus added, smirking in the process.
"I wouldn't be surprised if it was me," the cocky Lightning Dragon Slayer added.
"It's definitely not you!" the blushing Celestial mage squealed out.
"Besides, isn't Cana already riding that train?" Levy mused.
"Exacty!" Cana said as her other arm went around the blunette.
"Now stop being a little bitch and tell us whose dick you'll be sucking!" Cana smirked, causing both Lucy and Levy to blush at the bluntness of her words.
"I won't be doing that‼" Lucy yelled out, followed by a quiet, "Not anytime soon."
"I heard that," Laxus smirked, causing the other two girls to burst out into fits of laughter.
"Lu-chan," Levy stared at her best friend with intent eyes, "You still didn't answer us. Who do you two have your eyes set on?"
Lucy let out a sigh, realizing there was no escaping. "Sting for me. Rogue for Lisanna."
One. Two. Three. That was the number of blinks the three sitting around the blond gave before saying, "WHAT!?"
Meanwhile, somewhere in the back of the bar where the guild's kitchen was found, two older siblings were interrogating their youngest sister about her latest job and who exactly caught her eye.
"Spill Lisanna! Who is going to help make me Aunty Mirajane!" The demon cornered her little sister as she released a threatening aura that could be felt all around the guild.
"What? Mira that's moving too fast!" Lisanna freaked out at the aggressive nature of her eldest sister.
"Did he touch you?" Elfman growled, completely irritated with the fact that there was a possibility that his baby sister was going to start dating.
"Elfman," Lisanna blushed.
"These are very important questions Lisanna. If he did then there's a chance that I will become an aunt!" Mira clapped her hands in excitement, imagining a baby take-over mage running around the guild, forming little wings and looking like an exceed.
"You guys are so embarrassing," Lisanna's face trned into an even brighter shade of red.
"Did. He. Touch. You?" Elfman demanded his little sister answer his question. It was absolutely vital he know who he would have to murder.
"No! I just met him!" Lisanna squealed her voice filling the entirety of the kitchen.
"Yet you won't tell me his name," Mira found herself frowning at the thought. How could her little sister hide such an important fact of her life from her own sister?
"Well, it isn't even official yet…"
"Thank goodness," the Strauss brother sighed in relief while the oldest sister fumed in anger.
"Why isn't it! Lisanna get your act together!" Mira scolded her sister.
"Why are you two so weird," Lisanna groaned in frustration, unsure of how to react with her conflicting siblings.
"So, is he in the guild?" Mira continued with the interrogation, desperately trying to figure out important details about Lisanna's love life.
"No…"
"Is he from Blue Pegasus?" Mirajane continued to question her sister.
"It better not be Ichiya," Elfman let his distaste known.
"Ichiya…what? No‼" Lisanna panicked at her older brother's guess.
"Hibiki right? I knew it!" Mira grinned with glee.
"No… He isn't in Blue Pegasus…or Lamia Scale or Quataro Cerebus or Raven Tail. Please, just stop trying to guess," Lisanna begged her siblings.
"Oh no! He's in Twilight Ogre," Mirajane found that tears were forming in the corner of her eyes, truly disappointed in her sister's choice.
"What…No Mira he isn't."
"Then what guild is he in?" Elfman spoke up.
"Why does it matter? It's not like I'll ever see him again," Lisanna so desperately wanted to escape the current situation she found herself in.
Mirajane frowned, trying to voice the perfect reasoning for her concern. "Because, I need to make sure my baby sister has the perfect boyfriend."
Lisanna saw the disappointment in her sister and could find herself feeling guilty. She didn't want Mira to feel upset, but she just felt embarrassed with the whole situation. She had no idea if she would ever see Rogue again, so she wasn't sure she should even bother mentioning it.
And although Lisanna didn't find the information worth sharing, she hated hiding things from her siblings, so she decided that perhaps it would be best to state her secret.
"Rogue of Sabertooth."
Lisanna finally stated, staring at the completely unreadable expressions of her brother and sister.
Quick question: Who else loves Cana's pervy ass?