Chapter 4
"I'm Cosmo!" Said Cosmo.
"And I'm Wanda!" Then the two did their introduction thing.
"And we're… YOUR FAIRLY GOD PARENTS! The twins just looked up at them. The fairies just smiled and stayed in their positions.
"Well, are you guys just going to stand their and we stay like this all night or what?" Cosmo asked through clench teeth.
"Don't worry dear!" Wanda told him, doing the same thing. "We won't do this too munch longer."
"Good!" Said a grinning Cosmo, who was now sweating. "Because doing this for the rest of my life will kill me, even through I'm immortal!"
"I'm calling the cops!" Tommy finally said. He went towards the exit. The fairies collapsed with exzustion.
"You better be sure they have comfy beds in their cells bro!" Tammy observed. "They look like they need a lot of rest!"
"Will do Tammy!" Tommy saluted. "Will do!" He was about to go when Poof flew in front of him.
"Hey, who are you?" Tommy asked.
"I'm Poof." He answered. "And please don't call 911 on my parents! I know having two fairies who just poofed out of your basketball, and just collapse on your bed is a very odd way to show up, but please whatever you do, don't call the cops!" Tommy and Tammy just looked at him.
"Call the cops." Tammy told him. "These guys have really lost it!"
"NOOOOO!" Poof said, stopping Tommy again.
"Would you quit it?!" Tommy demanded. "I'm trying to call the cops!"
"NO! I won't let you!"
"Just watch me!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Unbelievable!" Tammy sighed. "My brother is talking to a fairy that doesn't even exist."
"Hey Wanda?" Cosmo asked. Wanda looked at her hubby. "Why does every god kid we have want to call the cops when we first show up?"
"I don't know." Wanda admitted. "First it was Timmy, now these kids and…"
"Wait, did you just say Timmy?" Tommy asked them.
"Yup!" Cosmo told him. They flouted above the bed now. "Timmy Turner, our last god kid!"
"Timmy Turner?" Tammy wanted to know. "The kid who use to wear a pink hat?"
"Yup!" Wanda answered. "A silly pink hat!" Then she looked puzzled. "Wait, but how did you know that? Unless you two are…"
"Timmy Turner is our dad." Tommy said.
"Oh my gosh!!!" Wanda was shocked! "No way!"
"Really?" Cosmo asked. "Then who's your mommy?"
"Tootie." Tommy answered. Cosmo snickered.
"Tootie? Tootie?" He nudged his wife. "Hey, that the last person Timmy wanted to see, but they married each other!" He laughed.
"Yeah, just like you and me when we were in high school" Wanda agreed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Tammy realized. Cosmo stopped laughing, and they both paid attention. "If our dad had you guys when he was a kid, why didn't he tell us?"
"Forgot!" Cosmo told her.
"How could he forget?"
"Jorgen, our boss wiped his memory." Wanda explained.
"Why?"
"Because according to the rules when a child becomes eighteen and go into adulthood, he or she no longer needs fairies anymore, and so Jorgen wipes out their memory of ever having fairies."
"But why erasing their memories?" Tommy wanted to know. "Can't they keep their memories? I mean if they love them, then shouldn't they remember them?"
"Because bro." Tammy answered. Tommy looked at his sis. "Other adults will think they're crazy when they think fairies are real."
"That's right!" Wanda nodded.
"I wish Timmy remembered us." Cosmo said. "Because that would be coolio if he did; but no, Jordan had to go by the rules, and erase his memory of ever having us! I think that's so unfair, espcially to a good kid like Timmy was."
"But sis," Tommy said. "If fairies don't exist, then who are these magical flouting guys?" He pointed to the fairies.
"This is all a dream bro." Tammy told his sibling.
"What do you mean?" Tammy grabbed Tommy's hands in her's.
"Look Tommy, fairies are considered as mystical creatures. Like unicorns, dragons, gnomes, elves, and griffins, they're has been no proof of their existence. So fairies are a figment of your imagination, they're not real and never will be."
"So are you're saying we're fake?" Cosmo asked. The two kids looked at them. "Because Wanda says I'm real, and if my wife says that, then it must be true."
"You're not real." Tammy told him. "This is all a dream, and when we wake up, you'll be gone."
"But Tammy." Tommy told her. "If these guys are fake, then why are winged little humans with wands and crowns doing in our room for?"
"Just a dream Bro." She said. "Now close your eyes and they'll go away." They both close their eyes, a few seconds later: they opened them again.
"Hi!" Cosmo said, waving.
"No good." Tammy said. "Let's try again." They close their eyes again, and reopened them. They did this a few more times, still there was the same three fairies in the room.
"Uh, are you guys going to do this all night?" Cosmo wanted to know. "Because it'll be really boring if you did, and I want to do that cool hand stand that Tommy did!"
"You saw that?" Tommy asked.
"Yeah!" Cosmo answered. "It was off the hook man! It was radical dude, I gave it a ten!"
"AKA, a ten of black spades card." Poof added.
"You mean you're real?" Tammy asked Wanda.
"Yes dear!" Wanda told her. "Very real indeed."
"Yeah!" Cosmo joined in. "If we were fake, would we be doing this?" Cosmo pulled his eyelid, and let it go. "Ow, my eye!" He covered his eyes.
"Doesn't that hurt?" Tammy asked.
"A little." Cosmo answered. He uncovered his eyes. "But not to be concerned, fairies are fast healers!" He poofed himself, uninjured. "See? I'm perfectly fine!"
"And if we were fake," Wanda continued. "Would we be doing this?" She ticked Tommy, making him laughed. She stopped.
"No!" he laughed. "I guess not!"
"And would be doing this?" Cosmo grabbed Tommy's skateboard.
"Hey! What you going to do with my skateboard?" Tommy demanded to know. "I'm going to perform a awesome cool handstand!" He told him. "Watch!" He then performed a handstand on the board. "See?" The board then began to roll, Cosmo grabbed on for dear life, he screamed as he and the board crushed through the window, and landed in a tree! The rest panicked, and hurried to see if he was all right.
"I'm fine!" Cosmo called from a branch. "Wow, no wonder why you should always wear a helmet when you're biking, skiing, or skateboard; if I wasn't immortal, I could've died!" The branch then fell to the ground, and then Cosmo fainted.
When they brought Cosmo and the skateboard back in, the two fairies showed the kids "Da Rules" book, and told them what they can and couldn't do.
"So, is Poof staying with us?" Tammy asked.
"No." Poof answered. "I'm learning all I can for when I have my own godchild, I'm only observing."
"Hey Cosmo, Wanda?" Tommy asked them. They looked up. "How did you guys actually become our dad's fairy god parents?"
"Yeah mom dad." Poof said. "How?"
"Well children, take a seat and let us walk back to memory lane." Wanda poofed the book away. The kids all got comfy and the two stated their amazing tale.