YO EVERYONE!
SO I DROPPED MY LAPTOP AND THE SCREEN AND KEYBOARD CAME APART THEREFORE (OMG I AM A NERD. WELL MY TEACHER NAGGED ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER TO USE THAT WORD AND I FINALLY USED IT) I HAD TO GET IT REPAIRED. I BORROWED MY BIG BROTHERS TO POST THIS HALF-CHAPTER!
ANYWAY!
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
Stephenie Meyer: What are these contracts for again?
Me: ummmm…they're for-JUST SIGHN THE CONTRACT!
Stephenie Meyer: Wait a minute; these say I'm sighning twilight over to you.
Me: No they don't… um they say you're-
Stephenie Meyer: *strides out the room*
Me: WAAHHHH!
SCREEN NAMES:
Bella: Clumsy
Edward: BellasRomeo
Jasper: EMOtionkid
Alice: fashionQueen
Emmett: Powerpuffgirl
Rosalie: QueenBee
Esme: LovingMother
Carlisle: DoctorDoctor (I realised in the last chapter that I wrote Docter instead of Doctor hehehehe)
Clumsy has logged on
EMOtionKid has logged on
BellasRomeo has logged on
BellasRomeo: Hey love, Jasper
Clumsy: Hey Edward! Jasper, what on earth is wrong with your screen name?
EMOtionKid: Emmett did it!
Powerpuffgirl has logged on
Powerpuffgirl: Hey! Did I hear my name being called?
EMOkid: Emmett, how do you always know when we're talking about you?
Powerpuffgirl: I told you, I'm a powerpuffgirl and I have magic powers.
BellasRomeo: How many times do we have to tell you Emmett? You. Are. Not. A. Powerpuffgirl.
Clumsy: I believe him
EMOtionkid: What?
BellasRomeo: Love, are you alright?
Clumsy: of course im alright Edward. I think that Emmett is a powerpuffgirl because he has amazing powers and he is awesome like the powerpuffgirls.
Powerpuffgirl: Thanks Bellsy
BellasRomeo: Jasper I think she's been put under the U.P.S.T.E.C.M.T.L.W.A.T.O.C.W.T.B.C
EMOtionkid: the what?
BellasRomeo: The unspeakable powerpuffgirl spell that Emmett cursed me to last week and the only cure was to be changed – oops I just said it!
EMOtionkid: But you are already a vampire so how can u be changed again?
BellasRomeo: I don't know but it means Bella will have to be changed – how absurd!
EMOtionkid: so that's why I wasn't allowed in the house!
Powerpuffgirl: your right; Bellsy has been put under the U.P.S.T.E.C.M.T.L.W.A.T.O.C.W.T.B.C
fashionQueen has logged on
fashionQueen: Hi Bellas, Emmett, old prude and Jasper please change your ridiculous screen name!
EMOtionkid: So I don't get a hi?
fashionQueen: Not until you've changed it otherwise I'm taking you on a shopping trip!
EMOtionkid has changed his name to Blooooo so that he doesn't have to go on a shopping trip with Alice.
fashionQueen: Blooooo?
Blooooo: Yeah
fashionQueen: JASPER…!
Blooooo has logged off in fear of Alice
fashionQueen: Five more thing before I go and chase Jasper to get him to go shopping with me:
I had a vision of Bella catching U.P.S.T.E.C.M.T.L.W.A.T.O.C.W.T.B.C
Bella's gonna play Bella Barbie in 4 hours no matter what you say, old prude!
I'm gonna get Bella back for getting me and Emmett in trouble with Carlisle, who sprayed us with mayonnaise using the big water gun!
Old prude is gonna kill Emmett when he finds out that Emmett and Rosalie broke a few keys on his piano – oops is old prude still here?
This is the number 5.
I have to eat dinner now so ill carry on with this chapter in a bit.