Frulich Weinacts! Heute sind Deutsches Weinachts. Ich komme aus Deutschland-- Ich war in Laarbruch getragen. Aber mein deutsch sind nicht so gut, oder?

Um, yeah. Sorry. For those of you who don't know, today is German Christmas, which my family still celebrate-- even though we left Germany ten-ish years ago. But, hey. I get german chocolate (the best in the world, didn't you know?) I'm not complaining. Random trivia for you all. Without further ado, Emmett!!

Date: 5th December

Character: Emmett (And it's not even a stupid one. I mean… gah!!)

Stimulus Word: Advent v

Christmas just isn't the same.

Duh. I bet you've heard that a hundred times. But, really.

Edward is the one who glues us together, I reckon. The only rational one in a house that's permanently full of irrational, love-struck, teenage vamps. He keeps us sane, most of the time. In a way, he's the most human—or he was, anyway. Until he left Bella, and promptly destroyed his existence.

There's no doubt in any of our minds that Eddie made a huge mistake in leaving her. Really. Shame he's too pig-headed to see that for himself. Actually, he's killing himself. Slowly and painfully. But he'll come to see that he was wrong. Very, very wrong.

He'd better, anyway. He's not the only one who misses the newest addition to the Cullen family…