Let's Play House!

This story is rated K, Featuring Fem!Italy/Romano

You would think that siblings would get along just fine, right? That they would play with each other, and tell each other secrets. Wrong. That's what friends are for. This is siblings we are talking about here. The Vargas siblings to be exact.

Lovino was the elder brother, which meant he didn't really care for spending much time with his little sister. He would mostly just lock himself in his room and play video games with Antonio. Felicia was the younger sister. She was always light and bubbly, and seemed to always want attention from her brother.

Knocking on his door one afternoon, she shouted. "~Fratellone! Want to come outside and play?" She was wearing a pastel sun dress, with small flowers on it. She had pigtails in her hair, and small tint of pink on her cheeks. "Per favore! It'll be fun I promise!" The young sibling said as she clasped her hands together as if to beg.

However, Lovino had his headset on, and was too busy playing his video game. Felicia could hear his swearing from behind the door when she put her ear up to it. "Son of a bitch! He moved! I could have totally shot him!"

Giggling, Felicia turned the handle to the door and opened it to see a pitch dark room with her brother sitting on his bed staring at his television. "Poo… Fratellone… You'll get no sunshine if you stay in your room like this all day. Remember what nonno said? Always get a little exercise in!"

It still seemed as if he was too distracted to pay attention to what his little sister was saying. But Antonio could hear her sultry sweet voice through the headset on the other side. He even tried to tell Lovino, but Lovino was still too distracted on trying to kill this one player. "Shut up bastard! You're ruining my concentration!"

Sighing, she walked over to the television, and pressed the big button to his console that turned it on and off. Shutting it down while he was still in-game. "What the fuck! No! No, no, no! I had the second highest score on that server! What the hell!" Felicia skipped over to his curtains and pulled them open to let the sunshine into his room.

Hissing, he hid underneath his covers and continued to swear. "F-Fucking… sorella… Get the hell out of my bedroom! Didn't I tell you not to ever come in here? This is my god damn territory!" He shouted from beneath the blankets.

"Si, you did. But I didn't listen. It's so nice outside fratellone! Look! The birds are singing, and the bees are buzzing around from flower to flower. I came up here to ask you to play outside with me!"

"Fuck that! Are you kidding me? I'll get a tick on my leg or something!" He said as he peaked his head out from under the blanket. "Don't be such a grumpy pants. Nonno told me to get you out of your room for at least an hour. Then he'll take us out for ice-cream!"

That word seemed to peak Lovino's interest. "Ice-cream?" Nodding, Felicia put her hands on her hips and repeated. "Ice-cream. Any parlor you want too. And all you have to do is play with me for an hour outside."

Swearing softly, Felicia could hear his large groan coming from under the blankets. "Fine… Only an hour though." Giggling, Felicia skipped outside of his room and stood in the door frame. "~Ve! Hurry up through fratellone! I don't want the tea to get cold!" Running out and giggling she returned back outside in the backyard to her pretend house and tea set.

"Fuck… Tea? Really?" Looking at the clock beside his bed, he scratched the back of his neck before putting on capris, and a red T-shirt. He ran his fingers through his hair to pretend as if he brushed it, then ruffled it up again. Shoving his feet into some flip-flops, he then made his way down stairs with his hands shoved in his pants pockets.

Walking into the backyard, Felicia was pouring tea for her stuffed animals, and a Holy Roman Empire stuffy. Hell knows why she even has that piece of shit stuffy. He came over and stood in front of her just staring at her with a poker face. "What are we going to do huh?"

Smiling up at him, she pointed at the flower patch sticking up beside the plastic house. "Pick some flowers for me fratellone! A good husband always picks flowers for his wife!" Hearing that made Lovino blush like a tomato, and his hair curl become all disarray. "I-I'm your what?"

"My husband! No other boy wants to play with me. And since I have you, you'll be my husband!"

"Why can't I just be your brother?" He said gesturing madly.

"Because you're the boy, and I'm the girl! Now pick me some flowers husband!" She said with a little sass.

Backing up slowly, he moved to where the flowers were bursting from the ground and looked at one by one. They mostly were just weeds, but he supposed that this is pretend, she wouldn't give a crap. Picking a yellow one, then a blue one, then a small pink one, he moved back over to her and handed her the three small flowers.

"Here." He said as he dropped them in front of her.

Looking down at them, she looked back up at him with puppy eyes, and a frown. One of Lovino's weaknesses. How he hated that cute look she had. She had it ever since she was a baby! He stole a lollipop from her when she was two, and she gave him that same look! Which ended up with him giving her back her lollipop… along with his own.

"What? What did I do? Those are the flowers you wanted right?" He said with anger in his voice.

Shaking her head, she frowned. "I-I thought my husband would get me more beautiful flowers to show me how much he loves me."

Taken aback by this. He scratch his head and looked around frantically. "Oh… Right… more beautiful flowers. Fine. I'll get you more."

With her smile of approval, he returned it with a small smile, but only for a brief moment! He had to find her flowers! He was a husband on a missions! Looking up and down the sides of their actual home, he found a rose bush, and a bunch of lilies. First, he easily plucked the lilies. Just a few so that grandpa wouldn't notice. Then looking at the roses, he bit down on his lip as he plucked off three. Of course there were thorns pushing into his skin, but he had to fight the pain. Lovino wanted to get Felicia pretty flowers after all.

Returning to her, he handed her the flowers, but told her to be careful with the roses. Her eyes widened in shock at the beautiful flowers. She sniffed them, but then stopped in noticing the blood dripping onto her plastic play table.

Lovino was bleeding from the thorns. Gasping, she made him put the flowers down and took his hand in hers. "Oh no! You're bleeding! Don't worry! Mrs. Muffins always has a first-aid kit on her. She is a first class nurse fairy after all." Going to her fairy stuffy, she plucked off a bandaid from her first aid kid, and put it on Lovino's cut.

Then put a small kiss on top of it. "Mrs. Muffins always says kisses make boo-boos better."

Blinking a couple times while looking at Felicia, he didn't notice for a couple moments that his cheeks felt like they were on fire. Was he blushing from that small little kiss on his finger? And now she was smiling at him all cute like! What was she trying to do, give him a heart attack?

"Uh… Grazie… Mrs. Muffins or whatever." Lovino said with his cracking voice. Felicia giggled and handed him a small tea cup. "Have some fratellone!"

"I thought I was your husband?" Did he seriously just say that? Why didn't he just accept the tea? Gulping, he noticed that she now too was blushing.

"U-Uh… Well… I thought you wanted to be my brother."

"I am your brother." Lovino said softly as he began to kneel down to her level on her small chair.

"B-But you just said you thought you were my husband." Felicia squeaked with her confused tone.

"Can't I be both?"

"What do you mean Lovi?"

"What if… I promise to marry you when we are older? Then this doesn't have to be pretend. I can actually get you real flowers, and you can put more band-aids on my fingers." Lovino said while staring right into her coffee brown eyes.

"You mean it? You'll marry me?" Felicia said with a quivering lip.

Nodding slowly, Lovino moved closer to her. "I do mean it."

"Why are you so close fratellone?" The little brunette said softly as she noticed how close her brother was getting.
"W-Well… Husbands don't just bring their wives flowers. They kiss too you know." Lovino was now very close to Felicia. However, he was still being held back by the thought of rejection.

"A k-kiss? Like family kiss right?" She said uneasily.

"No… Like this."

Grabbing her chin, he kissed her lips softly. It was like a kiss he saw on his television last night. The couple he saw were really happy when they were kissing. And when Lovino began kissing Felicia…. Well, he felt pretty happy too.

Suddenly, an interruption. Their grandfather's booming voice echoing from the porch alerted them. Pulling back, they both had faces like tomatoes. Romulus was walking up to them and smiling. "Look at you two! My little grandchildren are getting along so nicely! You two were kissing! How sweet! Now, I promise you two ice-cream. Where would you like to go Lovi?"

Gulping, the elder brother had to take a deep breath first. All thoughts were like a blur at this moment. "U-Uh… Cold stone?" Lovino said softly.

"Cold stone it is! Hey, you two have really red faces. It's not that hot out here is it?"

The siblings both began nodding rapidly. "Si! It's very hot! So hot! We're so glad we're getting ice-cream. Grazie Nonno!" Jumping up they began to run back into the house, leaving their grandfather standing their wondering.

"Their little bodies probably can't take this much heat I guess. I must be such a wonderful grandfather if their getting along so well, and treating them to ice-cream. I should get grandfather-of-the-year award." Laughing at his own joke, he began to return inside.

Leaving behind the flowers still lingering on the table, and a spilled tea-cup.