"Ok! We're back to the show!" Mudd said, her nose fixed.

"I am still horrified at what you made me read!" Fiyero said stiffly. Fiyero, Melena, and Elphaba were sitting stiffly in their chairs. Elphaba had moved as close to Glinda as she could, not wanting to sit next to her husband.

"Now you know why I wanted to talk to you!" Mudd retorted. "Anyway! We have our first reviewer today! Its frooooommm... NIA!"

"HI NIA!" Glinda squealed.

"Alright! Nia!" Mudd squealed at the same time. "Ok. Back to reality. Here's what she has to say: LOL! I love this! Yay! And they're going to your mom's wedding! Now, questions and dares:
Elphaba, what is your favorite animal (or Animal)?
Fiyero, what were you thinking while you saw Elphaba dancing at the Ozdust for the first time?
Glinda, here's a pink cupcake for you! Enjoy! *Hands you pink cupcake*
Nessa, I like you. Well... first act you, at least. Second act you... well, we'll talk.
Biq-"

"Boq! My name is Boq!" Biq interrupted.

"NOBODY INTERUPTS ME, BIQ!" Mudd roared. "Good. Moving on: Now, what you did to Nessa wasn't nice. You could have been friends. But no, you just /had/ to go and confess your love to Glinda.
Okay, that's all for now. Nia is out! Peace! *Disappears in cloud of pink, sparkly dust*"

"I-I have no idea... I think that my favorite Animal would be a Goat! Or a Monkey... You see! I don't know!"

"Ok. Fiyero?"

"Well, at first I was thinking, 'Oh who is that walking cabbage?', but then I thought, 'Wow! That walking cabbage is beautiful!'," Fiyero replied. The crowd booed and then awed. He walked over to Elphaba (who had tears brimming in her eyes) and hugged her.

"You didn't think I was beautiful?" Glinda scoffed.

"Of course I did Glin! I just couldn't take my eyes off of the both of you! Hehe..." Fiyero chuckled nervously. "Look... girls... I don't know how to explain my feelings! Ok? Glin, don't you remember calling men a completely different species and that they couldn't express their feelings well, right? That may be true about men in general! Haha!"

"OOOOHHHH! Pink cupcake! I LOVE PINK CUPCAKES!" Glinda squealed after giving Fiyero a death stare that would've knocked every teacher out of the ball park.

"I have no idea if that was a compliment or an insult!" Nessa exclaimed.

"Compliment. Moving on, Biq." Mudd replied.

"Boq."

"Biq."

"Boq!"

"Biq!"

"Boq!"

"BIQ IS YOUR NAME AND THAT IS FINAL!" Mudd and Glinda screamed in his face. They looked at each other and high fived.

"Go on Biq," Mudd said finally.

"Fine!" Biq grumbled. "She was the reason I turned to tin anyways! And I only asked her to the Ozdust Ballroom because Glinda told me that if I did, I would be her hero!"

"I only said that to make you stop stalking me!" Glinda spat.

Biq didn't say anything.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Someone screamed(like Glinda) from backstage. Aparently it was Rainy (Elphaba and Fiyero's daughter). "SPPPPPPPIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR! SAVE ME FROM THE SPIDER!" She came running on-stage and leaped into Mudd's lap, clutching her for dear life. "SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE MMMMMEEEEEEE!" She screamed into Mudd's ear.

"AM I TALKING LOUDER THAN I USUALLY WOULD?" Mudd screamed back, her ears aching.

"YES! But, I have a Grimmerie spell for that!" Elphaba yelled over all the noise.

"M'KAY!" Mudd yelled back to her.

Elphie chanted something in Grimmerie and Mudd's ears were back to normal..

"Thanks Elphie!" Mudd said appreciatively, giving her favorite green witch a quick hug, which was hard because Elphie and Fifi's daughter was still clinging onto Mudd for dear life.

"Ok! Next reviwer! But before that! Rainy! Get off of me!"

"No!" Rainy refused. "Not until you get the spider away from me!"

"Fine!" Mudd sighed, walking back stage. There was a scream and a wack and then another scream and then a couple more wacks. Then there was silence. Mudd came out from back stage with her shirt disheveled, and with her looking disoriented. She snapped her fingers and she looked fine again.

"Its gone! But there's a huge stain in... Ya know what... I'm just not gonna continue with the sentence I just started. Alright! Next review! terahteapot! Yay! Terah!" Mudd yelled, letting out a high pitched squeal that beat Glinda's loudest squeal. Glinda clapped. "Sorry! I have to conceal my inner Galinda! Alright! Moving on! Terah says, Lol so funny! I wanna co-host... Elphie needs to hug me and let me wear her hat. Glinda needs to Galindafy me. Fiyero needs to kiss my cheek. The rest of you can just...be there." Mudd ended with a smirk at what Fiyero had to do. "First, i have to video tape this, Fiyero, kiss Terah's cheek."

"What? No!"

"What? Yes!" Mudd retorted. "Look, I wanna get this episode over and done with, so then I can GET SOME SLEEP! And finish my homework. So... get this over and done with, or else I'm gonna go all Elphie on you."

Fiyero cringed. "Ok..."

Terah jumped onstage and bent over, waiting patiently for her kiss.

Fiyero looked from Elphaba to Terah and then kissed her cheek. The girl skipped happily around and jumped up and down. Then sat in front of Glinda and said, "Now, GALINDAFY ME."

"Gladly!" Glinda replied, grinning like the Cheshire cat.

The was a big poof of pink sparkles and pink rainbows. Then, Terah magically (suddenly) looked like a mix between Glinda and Elphaba. She had the frok... and the pink flower... and the blonde hair... (Terah, I know that you don't have blonde hair from all of the stories i've read, but I'm making Glinda Galindafy you... so you need to be blonde) "YAY!" The bubbly blonde squealed" YOU LOOK LIKE ME! But you look like Elphie... but you look like me!"

"Wow! That's MAJOR Galindafying!" Mudd laughed. Terah gave her a smile and skipped back to her seat in the audience.

"Oh! and Terah! You can co-host next episode!" Mudd called to her.

"Thanks Mudd!" Terah called back.

Mudd nodded her head in triumph. "Now! I had a letter that I wrote to you Glinda and I would like you to have it and read it and answer the questions in it,"

"What?" Glinda asked brainlessly.

Mudd sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Nvermind. I'll give it to you during the break. That's it for today guys! Please review and enjoy! (No seriously! I NEED REVIEWS TO CONTINUE THIS SHOW!) I you wanna co-host (and put reviews) then REVIEW! Brainless solution don't you think?"

I would like to thank terahteapot. Please put your reviews and corrections!