Everyone was sleeping onstage when the lights turned on. The audience gasped and then tried to conceal their clapping. (You'll know why in a minute.) Mudd was the first to get up. She got up off of the couch, yawned, stretched and then walked into her dressing room/actual to take a shower.

In Mudd's dressing room/actual room…

Mudd got ready to brush her teeth and take a shower. The girl got undressed then realized that she forgot her towel. She put her shorts back on and walked out to her room (It's across the hall). She quickly grabbed her towel and walked back to the bathroom to brush her teeth. She was still half asleep. Mudd groggily grabbed her toothbrush and toothpaste. She looked in the mirror (like she always does) and started to brush her teeth. "PFFFFFFOOOOOOO!" She spit out her toothbrush (and toothpaste) and squealed with joy.

Onstage…

There was a loud squeal and everyone awoke with a start.

"Elphie! Don't dye my hair black!" Glinda screamed, awaking from her dream. "Oh…" she said more calmly, realizing where she was.

"You have dreams of me dying your hair BLACK?" Elphaba asked, amused but confused. "More importantly, what was that squeal?"

Their questions were answered. A blur of green came running and squealing happily.

"I'MGREENI'MGREENI'MGREEN!" Mudd squealed so loud that what she said was all mashed into one word.

"First of all, stop jumping around, and second of all, what did you say?" Frex muttered angrily and groggily.

"First of all, GTFO my show," Everyone laughed. "Second of all, no thank you. You would start to abuse me like you did Elphaba. No offence Elphie."

"None taken," Elphaba replied.

"And third of all, I. AM. GREEN," Mudd finally stopped jumping around to let everyone get a good look at her. She indeed was green. The audience started clapping

"Elphie, give me your Grimmerie," Mudd demanded.

"What? Why?" Elphaba asked surprised at such a demand.

"I want to try something! Just give it to me! Oh and Fiyero! Give me your pants,"

Everyone looked horrified. "I'm serious!" Mudd yelled "Quite serious indeed! Grrrrrr! Do i have to do EVERYTHING MYSELF?!" Mudd poofed up a pair of Fiyero's tight tan pants and a bonefire. "Elphie! You didn't tell him that he had to burn his pants?"

Elphaba shook her head in reply. "Well!" Mudd said, giving a murderous smile. "Why don't we see how he takes it shall we?"

"NO!" Fiyero screams. "YOU. SHALL NOT BURN. MY FAVORITE PANTS!" Mudd walks calmly over to her desk, opens her drawer, and pulls out a gun. She checks if it's loaded (which it is) and points it at Fiyero's pants. "Would you rather me shoot them repeaditly, and not repair them? Or would you rather me burn them and be able to repair them?"

"BURN THEM BURN THEM BURN THEM!" Fiyero screamed again.

"That's what I thought," Mudd goes to put the gun away, but decides against it. She pops up a holster. "Just in case," she says, putting the gun in the holster. "Alright! I now present..."

"Before you now present our co-host, PUT. SOME. CLOTHES. ON. PLEASE!" Elphaba exclaims.

Mudd scoffs. "I would like to show off my green skin!"

"Yes, and so do I. But I don't go walking around undressed!" Elphaba retorted, blushing as she did so.

"I'm not undressed! I have on shorts."

"You don't have a shirt."

"So? That's only a fraction of being undressed!"

"You are only wearing shorts."

"Pajamas!"

"You aren't wearing actual clothing!"

"Pajamas are clothing!" Mudd screamed, her magic wind lashing at her already undone hair.

"THEY ARE NOT! NOW PUT ON SOME ACTUAL CLOTHING BEFORE I MAKE GLINDA GALINDIFY YOU!" Elphaba screamed, making her magic wind lash at both of them.

"No!" Mudd wimpered. "Please! Don't make Glinda Galindify me!"

"Then put on some jeans and a sweatshirt. NOW." Elphaba seethed as the wind stopped.

"Ok..." Mudd snapped her fingers and Mudd was wearing jeans and a grey Old Navy sweatshirt. "No... this doesn't fit the green skin..." The girl anapped her fingers again and suddenly, she was in Regina's (Once Upon A Time fans, UNITE!) black dress that (spoiler alert if you haven't seen the beginning and middle of season 3. DO NOT READ THIS NEXT PART IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE END AND THE MIDDLE OF SEASON 3) Zelena (The Wicked Witch of the West and Regina's sister) had tried on. "Much better!" Mudd exclaimed with joy. "And, I have Elphie's powers! Oh and Glinda! I never gave you the letter that I wrote to you in my reading notebook! My ELA teacher just gave it back to me today! I have a couple questions for you before you read this letter. Why do you want to have a kid so badly?"

"What?" Glinda asked in confusion.

"I mean, you were just like, 'Are we gonna...' and then Sir Chuffery was just like 'Not today my dear Glinda' and then you were just like 'Crap!' and so I'm wondering..."

"Who's Sir Chuffery?" Glinda asked, a bit horrified at what Mudd had just told her.

"You need to take a chill pill man! You can't just go around..."

"That's enough with this, very inappropriate conversation!" Someone yelled while entering the stage. It was Terah.

"Oh! Hi Terah!" Glinda yelled, glad to be out of the conversation. "Thanks for saving me!" she whispers.

"You're welcome!" Terah whispers back. "Alright! our first reviewer is... Doglover645! Yay! Ok. She says, What about me? I was the first reviewer and I had a bunch of funny dares! :("

"Oh trust me!" Mudd yells to Julia in the audience. "You will TOTALLY get a chance to co-host! And by the way! Anyone who reviews can co-host if they would like to (I'll probably have everyone who watches this show on her to co-host)!" The audience cheers.

Terah clears her throat. "Ok, the next one is from... again, Doglover645! Well...there's one dare...the rest? *puppy dog eyes* Update soon!" Terah finishes with a smile. "Oh and by the way, what was her dare again?"

"To burn the tight Fiyero pants."

"I still haven't forgiven you for that!" Fiyero pouts.

"And I don't care!"

"And you haven't gotten me a new pair yet either! I'm not your friend anymore!" Fiyero yells like a child.

"Guess what?"

"What?" Fiyero has fallen for the bait.

"I. DON'T. CARE." Mudd spits.

"MUDD!" Terah yelled and Elphaba yelled.

"WHAT?" She yelled back.

"SHUT UP!" Frex screamed.

"You might want to take that back buddy..." Mudd threatened cracking her knuckles.

"Or what?"

"You shouldn't have said that Frexspar Thropp..." Mudd said stomping over to Frex.

"WE HAVE ANOTHER COMMENT!" Terah screamed over everyone.

"Oh."

"I wanna read it!" Elphaba volunteered.

"Sure!"

"Ok! Cool... The next reviewer is... ElphieIsPopular..."

"Omigod! I love that username!" Glinda squealed.

"Glinda!" Elphaba scolded. "Stop! Thank you. Now she says,

Well, hello to you all! It's me, It's me! Do you remember me? Yes I'm the one that let Elphie kiss Morrible. And the one that dared fiyero to dance Gangnam Style in his tight pants. He he, sorry for that...
Dares!
Elphie: Dye Glindas hair black! Shut your mouth Galinda, black hair is awesome! I have it too.
Glinda: Have a catfight with that... that... gosh I can't say his name... With that horrible excuse for a man.
Nessa: Try to grab the Grimmerie and do that shrink-boqs-heart spell again! And this time, Elphaba can't change him into a Tin Man! Mwahahahaha

That was it for now, see you later!"

"Ok!" Mudd said cheerily. "Elphie, dye Glinda's hair black. Glinda, after you're done with that, go have a catfight with Frexspar Thropp. And Nessa... you know what to do. Just so you know, ElphieIsPopular, I love that last one (all offense goes to Biq). That is awesome."

"No! You must be out of your mind if you think I'm going to let my hair get d-" Glinda whisper-yelled.

"Sorry Glinda!" Elphie squeeked as she dumped a bucket of black hair dye onto Glinda's head.

"ELPHABA MELENA THROPP! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU JUST RUINED MY HAIR AND MY DRESS!" Glinda screamed.

"Don't worry! I can fix your dress!" Mudd said. And with a flick of her wrist, she turned Glinda's dress back to normal.

"Now can you turn my hair back to normal?" Glinda asked hopefully.

"Yes and no. Yes I can turn it back to normal, but no I don't want to."

"F**k you." Glinda said crossly.

"That is NO WAY to be treating your hostess!" Mudd sassed playfully.

"Fine..." Glinda pouted.

"Ok! Our next comment is froooommmm... My little wicked. She says,

0H! Plz get Dr. Dillamond, and Chistery.( I th that is how you spell it.) fishie: get Galindafied, and sing popular. Rainy: you are awesome.
Elphaba: do you like cake? Can I have a hug? Also... Can I slap the fish? Plzzzz? With dead frexes on top?" Elphaba finishes.

"Yes to all of those things." Mudd cuts in.

THUDD!

"Yay! Biq's gone!" Mudd yells.

SMACK!

"Frex has been slapped! AND IS ON THE FLOOR! YESSSSSSSS!" Mudd screams. "Ok. Since we can't have dead people on my set (unfortunately) I have to turn Biq back to normal... But in the next episode."

POOF! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Morrible yelled. She had been Galindafied.

"Thank you." Rainy said.

"You're welcome!" My little wicked said. "Now Elphie, can I get a hug?"

"Of course!" Elphie replied.

They hugged. And the episode ended.

I would like to thank Doglover645, ElphieIsPopular, and My little wicked. I'll see you guys later. BTDUBS, SO SORRY FOR THE SUUUPPEEERRR LATE UPDATE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! *hides in opera house* PHANTOM OF THE OPERA PHANS, UNTIE! Love you guys (this is how I end my chapters on wattpad), I will talk to you soon, and PLEASE COMMENT! :D