Chapter 12:Charlie-How Long?

Seriously how long does it take to get from LaPush to Forks. It may not have helped that I drove 25 miles past Forks I'm just so excited. Bella had came back from her vampire trip and I had missed her so much whilst she was gone. Sometimes I wish I was like Jake, he was faster than my car because he was a Werewolf but I do not want to be a werewolf I'd rather just stay as the chief of police. That job suits me but the one that suits me most was father, father to Bella Cullen. Granddad to Renesme Carlie Cullen, step dad to Edward Cullen. Friend of Billy Black, Alice Cullen, Carlisle Cullen and Jacob Black. The least favourite of my jobs was acquaintance of Jasper Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Cullen and Esme Cullen. I had never really taken time to get to know them yet. At the moment I had my favourite cd on play, Katy Perry-One Of The Boys and my favourite song was about to come on, I Kissed A Girl so I opened my lips to start singing to the lyrics:

"I kissed a girl and I liked itThe taste of her cherry chap stickI kissed a girl just to try itI hope my boyfriend don't mind itIt felt so wrongIt felt so rightDon't mean I'm in love tonightI kissed a girl and I liked itI liked it"

Of course I knew that this was wrong, I'm not kissing a girl, the last girl I kissed was Renee that's if you don't include Bella. The last kiss I had I didn't like as Renee just tolled me she was leaving and I kissed her to try and make her stay, that didn't work and she slapped me straight after. I had never tasted cherry chap stick as Renee was allergic to it and Bella followed after her mothers footsteps in that department. Of course I didn't have a boyfriend when I was going out with Renee because that would make me gay and everyone knew that I wasn't. But it did feel wrong that last kiss and it did feel right that's why that night was really confusing. I was in love that night until she broke my heart in two and finally I did like until she divorced me. I decided to change the cd because whenever I listened to Katy Perry (Thinking Of You) it makes me sad and cry. I looked at myself in the mirror and yes I did look like a blubbering idiot whilst I was trying to open the case Take That album The Circus. For an old folk I was sure down with the kids, I was really slick and trendy. As I drove up near the Cullen's house I heard Bella's cottage rumble and Bella screech. Immediately I knew what they were doing. Being intimate. It was gross to think of my daughter and son in law making love so I drove off and went into town. I decided to do my weekly shopping at the local shop. I got frozen pizza, spaghetti, sausages, cereal, soap and milk. It wasn't really a weekly shopping as I was in a rush to get back to Bella. I left in a rush and tripped on my way out. I opened the door off my car and banged my head against the roof. I started driving down the road and put the police lights on. Hopefully no cop would see this. I got in to my house and put everything in my fridge. It was only 5:30 I left there house at 5:00. Bella is normally intimate with Edward for more than half an hour so I sat on the sofa and without knowing I shut my eyes and fell fast asleep.

I woke up, Oh Holy Crap it was 7:30pm I was gunna head out at 6:00pm. I rushed out my door forgetting to lock the door and drove away with my car door and front door wide open. As I shut my door I text my next door neighbour to ask him to lock my door using his set of keys which I entrusted him with. I parked in the Cullen's drive and ran to the cottage as I went to enter Alice came out the half glass house and started to speak to me.

"Hi Charlie" she said blocking my entrance

"Hi Alice can I go in?" I asked

"No, Edward and Bella will be finished in 2 and a half minutes" She stated

"Ok, Wow 2 hours and 45 minutes" I said

"Yeah I know I'll take you in a minute lets get Nessie" She instructed.

"Ok" I said.

I tell you what that was longest two minutes in the history of earth, Jacob was eating in the forest so he wasn't here. It was me, Alice, Nessie and Rose. Rose never makes me feel comfortable. Then me and Alice got up when the cottage stopped shaking. We went outside with Nessie tagging on behind. As I knocked the door opened so I ended up tapping Bella's for head and there was standing my beauty queen my wonderful daughter Bella.

"Hi Dad" She said

"Hi honey" I responded, and then we smiled at each other.