Episode 3
Everyone in the sos brigade sat at the table exept haruhi (who was on the computer, doing what, I wonder?) Actually, bella and Rosalie weren't there. But they came in, Rosalie wearing a maid outfit similar to mikuru's (rosalie's was pink, however), and alice was with them. Alice said "They told me I should join. Plus my friend Samantha wants to join to." (Samantha is me lol) Alice, bella, and Rosalie were still standing at the door way. "Well what are you waiting for? And where is Samantha?" said haruhi. Alice pointed at the table where Samantha was sitting. Nobody noticed her?! Samantha was drinking some chocolate milk and eating sushi. She had long brown hair, big brown eyes. She was wearing a cardigan and a tank top, with a skirt that had a ribbon on it. Haruhi sat at the computer, scrolling through a document and drooling. Mikuru gave her some chocolate milk and said "Hey everyone look at what haruhi is reading!!" Mikuru sat down at the table and the only one who cared about what she said was Rosalie. Rosalie ran to haruhi and haruhi closed the window. Rosalie got curious. "What is that? Why is this document called new moon? I wanna see what it is!" Of course, you know haruhi is ashamed of reading new moon, so she didn't let Rosalie grab the mouse. Rosalie tried to get it, but haruhi raised her hand in the air with the mouse. Rosalie tried to grab it, but haruhi didn't let her. Wow, haruhi really is ashamed of that book! For some reason, out of the blue, no, I should say out of the randomness, the computer shut down, and haruhi started crying. Bella got sad and said "Well, I don't know what happened, but it looks like you will need a new computer. So I will help you get one. Bella grabbed haruhi's hand and took her to the computer club. Bella walked in with haruhi and said "We need a new computer, and all the accessories that go with it!!!" The president put his hand on his face "Not again!" Bella got mad and grabbed the computer presidents hand. She put it on haruhi's….um…im not sure what word to use for it. But it wasn't her boobs, I can say that. Several minutes later, of bella photographing the computer president "sexually harassing" haruhi, they finally got the computer, and bella showed the sos brigade her photos and bragged that she was an amazing photographer. She went on the new computer, and made a website called "The photography of bella swan" and uploaded the pictures to the internet. Kyon saw her upload them and said "WHAT IS THAT?!" Bella smiled "Oh, its my photography." Kyon looked mad "You cant put that stuff on the internet!" Samantha got up and pushed kyon to the window "Your not her boss you stupid atheist person!" Kyon got surprised at that "What?!" Bella got up from the chair to talk to kyon like a normal human being, and kyon explained to her that she shouldn't put those pictures up. After several minutes of explaining, she didn't seem to care that any creep an access the website. She got extremely mad and ran out of the clubroom. What happened after that was dull., so I will skip to kyon going to sleep. Kyon "woke up" he thought, in what was probably a closed space. Bella was shaking him so that he would wake up. Kyon got mad "What are you doing? What?!" Kyon looked around, and got up. Bella looked ecstatic "Kyon! Were in one of those closed space thingies! Just like when you and haruhi got stuck! Cool, huh! But how are we gonna get out?" Kyon crossed his arms "Um….It is NOT cool, it is bad! What, are you crazy or something?" Bella started running towards the door to the school. Kyon smiled and said "I thought you were gonna try to go home." Bella gave him a look that cant be described in words, as she said "What, do you think im retarded?! I remember you and haruhi getting stuck in the closed space. So come on, you need to go turn on the computer!" Bella ran towards the school, and kyon followed her. When they got in, they walked to the sos brigade room, and saw itsuki koizumi talking to kyonko in another language, and kyonko was sitting at the table blushing tomatoe red. "I wonder what they are talking about. Must be something sexual or whatever." Bella looked curious "What are you guys doing here?" Bella went to the computer, but itsuki said "Nagato said not to turn on the computer!!!" Bella ignored him, and turned it on. "WAIT, SHE SAID NOT TO TURN ON THE-" Kyon woke up in his bed, and rolled off the floor. "WHAT KIND OF DREAM WAS THAT?!"
End of episode 3