Notes: Loki being Loki with the help of a Midgardian health magazine.
I have no excuse for this... except that maybe Loki's spirit possessed me? Hoping it doesn't squick anyone too much, lol *hides*
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Trivia
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"Did you know that the mouth is one of the filthiest places of the body?" Loki asks from his magazine, crossing his legs. "And that it can house over six hundred types of parasites?"
"No."
"Did you know that only the anus is dirtier?"
"...No."
"And that plaque can facilitate infections?"
"No..."
"After all, if you think about it, spit stinks. When it become stagnant too long, you notice it. You know, maybe we shouldn't have oral sex anymore, nor kiss each other, especially when barely awake – just think of all the crawling glazes we've spread on each other over the years."
Thor stops polishing Mjolnir and looks at him with a surly expression. "Are you trying to make me puke, Loki?"
Loki grins from ear to ear.
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