If you don't understand this (and I don't expect many to) then please go to youtube, and type in 'Irn Bru, Raoul' and click on the first option. This drabble is based on that advert. It's actually been in the pipeline for a long time, but I was never really sure about it-- luckily, my lovely friend Emma convinced me to post. So here you go!

Oh, and apparently it wasn't just my computers. Yay! That's probably a good thing...

Date: 22nd February

Character: Emmett, Alice, Rosalie.

Stimulus: Irn Bru

Dedication: Emma. Thanks for giving me the courage to post this one!

It was one of the rare sunny days in Forks, WA, and they were swimming in the pool that backed their white house. It wasn't like they could get cold, even dressed—as they were—in swimming costumes. Both Rosalie and Alice lay, in designer bikinis, relaxing on sun chairs. They silently wondered where the boys were.

Suddenly, Alice started to giggle wildly, clearly seeing something happening in the future. Rosalie looked at her questioningly, but Alice shook her head, unable to speak.

At that very moment, Emmett emerged from the house. Alice started to giggle harder, while Rosalie looked absolutely mortified. Emmett grinned.

"Hey, ladies! You come to Emmett's house, we make sandwich, yes?"

He wiggled his hips and his eyebrows in what they later supposed might have been an attempt at seduction. They just stared.

Emmett, seeing the lack of awe and respect he'd been expecting, hit a stone fist on his rock-hard (literally) chest. "I dive!"

They watched in horror, as he made his way to the high diving board that towered over the clear blue water. He shouted down to them again, making the flimsy board bounce slightly as he flexed his muscles. "He-ey, ladies! Look at Emmett bouncing up and down!"

Rosalie, having had enough, exchanged a brief, conspiratorial wink with Alice and pulled out her compact mirror. She managed to position it exactly, so that it reflected the weak winter sunlight up to where Emmett stood, making his skin sparkle, and also briefly blinding him. He stumbled and fell, the lycra of his all-too-revealing speedo catching on the diving board briefly, leaving the huge Vampire suspended for a moment, before snapping. Emmett, naked in all his glory, fell with a giant splash into the pool.

Rosalie and Alice could do nothing but giggle helplessly as he pulled himself from the pool, wincing.