CHAPTER 2: LORD VOLDEMORT'S BLURBS.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Still no purpose or comedy; just for kicks.
DISCLAIMER: Don't sue me; these aren't my original characters.
All the death eaters eventually tapered off to return to their families or their evil, sinister lifestyles.
Only Voldemort remained to edit his new Myspace.
ABOUT ME:
I AM LORD
VOLDEMORT, but my friends call me Master, those who fear me don't
use my name and my birth certificate says my name is Tom – I'm a
middle-aged, caucasian male with nothing positive to offer the world.
Honestly, what can an dark, powerful man like myself put in an About
me section? It's a little questionable, don't you think, that
somebody would actually want to get to know me?
WHO I'D LIKE TO
MEET:
If I meet you, it
won't be for long. You may take my word on that.
INTERESTS?
GENERAL:
Anything immoral,
vulgar and against the rules.
"MOVIES? MUSIC? TELEVISION?... What is that supposed to mean?" Voldemort hissed to himself.
STATUS:Single.
As if the Darkest, most powerful wizard would ever require a companion!
As if a companion would ever want him!
HERE FOR:
"Well" thought Voldemort, "I'm certainly not here for friends, serious relationships or dating and since I have no idea what it means, I might as well choose Networking."
ORIENTATION: Straight.
CHILDREN: Love kids, but not for me.
HOMETOWN: Leaving that one blank.
OCCUPATION: Terror.
Voldemort laughed out loud as he read the next section he was supposed to fill out.
HEROES:
Harry Potter; for irony's sake.
Once Voldemort got the basic information filled out there was only one question left to be answered: "Where can I get one of those custom layouts? "