BONUS CHAPTER: Your typical Survey.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This chapter is installed because a commenter requested a survey and I thought it was a good idea. I love Surveys. So it's a little bonus chapter for the readers who also love Surveys.
DISCLAIMER: Whatever the last disclaimer said...
FRIEND VOLDEMORT: insert regular myspace address /ilovethedarkmark

The Dark Lord was browsing through the bulliten page and his mouse lingered over the "post bulliten" button. He had just figured out (after many failed attempts) how to copy and paste a survey. He was staring blankly at the other person's answers unsure whether it was safe to reveal personal information of his own. He consoled himself and figured if all else failed, he would just lie. It's time people knew the real Voldemort... the survey-taking, honest Voldemort. Besides, it was quite late at night and the weather was awful...what else was he supposed to do with his night? It's not like Voldemort sleeps!

So, he sucked up his pride and erased the answers and replaced them with his own. He looked back and reviewed his masterpeice:

Age: I wish to keep that information private.

Hair Color (If Any): I used to have hair before I was brought back to power.

Height: A lil over 6 ft

Weight: Around 110 lbs…I've been near dead for quite awhile.

Eye Color: Depends on my current state.

Weakness: I'm Voldemort, I have no weakness. (Love doesn't count, that was over in the first book)

Health Issues: I burn very easily in the sun.

Favorite Color(s): Black and green. Was that a serious question?

Favorite Vacation Spot: I'm quite partial to Ireland.

Why: Booze. Enough said.

Where If Anywhere Would You Build A House: I make people build houses for me.

What Is Your Favorite Movie And Why: What's a movie?

What Is Your Favorite Song And Why: Pina Coladas.

What Song(s) Would You Play At Your Wedding: I don't do that marriage thing.

What Song(s) Would You Sing At Your Wedding: None. I'd rather elope, god forbid.

Where Would You Marry And Why: Personally, I'm too busy killing to consider loving.

Which Would You Drive Beat Up Truck or New BMW: I'll apparate, thanks.

Thoughts First Waking Up: "I wonder if I have any new picture comments"

Bed Time: Never.

Meds Your On: I don't need meds.

Favorite Thing To Do In The Summer: Kill.

Favorite TV Show: TV is for Muggles and those of an impure nature.

What You Wanted To Be When You Were 6 or 7: Supreme evil ruler.

Favorite Animal Or Animals: Snakes.

Favorite Actors: What?

Favorite Actresses: Again...what?

Worst Subjects In School: Divination, I hated it.

Strongest Subjects In School: Potions, Care of Magical Creatures, Charms.

Thing Most Wanted For Christmas: I don't particularly celebrate.

Have You Ever Had To Save Someone Before (Mouth To Mouth): I let people die.

Do You Like To Drink Water: Yes, it's ok.Last Time You Saw Your Doctor: I don't see doctors.

What For: I make potions and cure myself.

Your High School's Name: Hogwarts.

Most Expensive Item You Own: Ha. Like I'd tell you?

Which Do You Enjoy More The Rain Or Sun: The rain.

Do You Like Salads: Yes, ceasear salads are my favourite.

Favorite Video Game: Excuse me? Don't joke like that.

Do You Like To Play Cards Or Chess: Chess, of course!

What About Board Games: Sure. Love POTC monopoly.

Last Time You Smoked: I don't "smoke".

Do You Like Apples, Oranges, Or Cantaloupe: Cantaloupe

Number Of Times You've Been To Disneyland Or Disneyworld: NEVER.

Favorite Childhood Cartoon: I don't do "cartoons".

Favorite Thing To Look At In The Sky: The Dark Mark.

Most Recent Thing You Did Just Now: This stupid questionairre, and yelled at Wormtail.

What's The Worst Date You've Been On: When still in Hogwarts, I was very sought after. Now? Well, it's self-explanitory.

The Best: Ginny Weasley. Screw satutory rape laws, we had fun in the Chamber of Secrets.

Your Past (Last Person You Were With) Girlfriends/Boyfriends Name: n/a.

In The Morning Milk Or OJ: Blood.

In The Morning Cereal Or Granola Bar: Granola.

He hit "post" and then hit "post bulliten".