Leliana, Cousland, Allistar, Oghren and Zevran sat around their campfire as Leliana pulled out a lute. "What song are you gonna sing?" Allistar asked before taking a long swig from his mug. "This is a little tune about two legendary templars." she smiled before singing.
'Oh, there were once two templars all alone out on the trail,
and they discovered they could sleep with another male,
now they're having buttsex,'
Allistar spit out his ale in shock while Cousland, Oghren and Zev burst into fits of laughter.
'Templar buttsex,
Sodomeh-hheee!, c'mon everybody!
Sodomeh-hheee!,'
By now Zevran was holding his ribs, Cousland was laughing at the look Allistar had on his face and Oghren had fallen backwards off his log, still laughing hysterically.
'Sodomy'
Leliana smiled as she finished her song. She looked to see Cousland, Oghren and Zev still laughing their asses off before turning her gaze to Allistar, who looked like someone just vomited on his bare feet. Leliana shrugged at him. "What?"