Yes, I did it. Mambo no. 5, the fangirl edition. I know.
Mambo no. 5 (The Shipper's Way)
Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is Mambo no. 5
One, two, three, four, five
everybody on the floor so come on let's cry at the
TV screen on the channel
The fans say they want some tears and feels but I really can't handle...
The same feels that I had last week,
I'm still crying over my OTP,
I ship Draco with Harry, and Luna with Granger,
and as I continue, you know they're getting stranger
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lorde.
To me shipping's just like a sport
Anything sails, just one season per annum
just waiting for canon
A little bit of Hiddlebatch in my life
A little bit of Cecilos by my side
A little bit of Mystrade's all I need
A little bit of Merthur's all I see
A little bit of Destiel in the sun
Thilbo Bagginshield all night long
A little bit of Johnlock, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your fan
Scroll up and down, and make inhuman sounds
Shake your head all around, throw your phone on the ground
Sleep in real late, stay up at night,
read fanfics, until you're blurry-eyed
Scream out loud once, silent cry twice
and if it looks like this then you're fangirling right
[Chorus]
I'd do all it takes
to make these guys realize they're gay
Cause they can't run, and they can't hide
You and me gonna ship tonight
Mambo no. 5!
There it is, hope you enjoyed. Leave a review to let me know how cheesy it was.
Stay tuned for the parody song I wrote to BBC when I finished watching Merlin. (It was a tough time in my life.)