So I wrote this just after I finished Merlin while I was still in the denial phase of my grieving. (For some reason I was under the impression that there were seven seasons instead of five. Worst mistake of my life). This is what came out.
Jar of Hearts (A Letter to the BBC)
No, I can't watch one more episode
Cuz all that's waiting is regret
Don't you know I'm not your fan anymore?
You cancelled the show I loved the most.
I've learned to live half alive
And now I'm crying one more time
And who do you think you are
running round leaving scars
collecting your jar of hearts
tearing fans apart
You're gonna make me cry
from the emptiness inside
So bring it back to me.
Please renew my show
And now I'm asking all around
If season six is anywhere to be found
Cuz I have grown too frail
oh look at that: I've been impaled
I've learned to live half alive
And now I'm crying one more time
And it took so long just to feel alright
remember how to put back the light in my eyes
I wish I had missed all those times they never kissed
Cuz you threw me into an abyss
My show is gone…
When's my show gonna come back on?
Yeah, I know, I'm pathetic. Leave a review to let me know if you liked it or found it incredibly pathetic. Or both. Whatever suits you
Stay tuned for another one of them Kesha parodies