Author's Note: I am not Stephenie Meyer. Therefore, I do not own Twilight.
Thanks to everyone for your questions! This chapter is dedicated to edwardsbaby123 andTwilight-Forever-Love. Also, one of the questions required a BD reference, so be warned! Spoilers ahead!
Twilight-Forever-Love asks: Edward, is it hard acting human?
Edward thought for a moment.
"Well, somewhat. It is difficult to be around humans for obvious reasons, but also, for me especially, because some people think…shocking thoughts. The beauty that comes with vampirism gets very annoying when interacting with humans. At least when we go hunting I never have to hear a girl plead for me mentally.
When it comes to human traits, it does take a while to get used to the fact that humans are incredibly slow –no offense- and that you have to move more slowly and limit yourself. It is not too difficult, but it does take some getting used to."
edwardsbaby123 asks: Edward, what is it like being such a big star?
Edward paused and considered.
He had never really thought of himself as a "celebrity," but the question had come up a lot, so he responded, "Well, there are a lot of aspects to consider. On one hand, I no longer need to worry about Jasper and Emmett's belittling comments; I can just stick my head out the window and receive a lot of moral support. It helps, really.
On the other hand, while some people like it, I for one, do not enjoy being mobbed when I set foot out of my own house. Or even when I walk back into my own house.
Which reminds me, I need to go purchase a lock…So basically, I like that so many people like me, but I really do get annoyed when people attack me on the street and ask me to bite them."
Twilight-Love-Forever asks: Will you turn me into a vampire?
Edward paused once more. Did humans pay any attention at all?
"No. Must you people torture me like this? I've already gotten grief from Bella, I do not need any more fangirls begging me to bite and turn them. Why would you want to become a monster anyway???? Think about it. If someone asked you if you wanted to become a vampire before Twilight came out, would you do it? Humans and their fads, I swear…"
Also from edwardsbaby123 and Twilight-Forever-Love: Will you marry me??!?!? I love you!
Edward was shocked once more. "Absolutely not! I mean, no offense, really, but, my word! I don't even know you! And has it ever occurred to you that I am already MARRIED?!?!??"
Edward pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "I'm sorry about that. But I am already married to Bella. And I apologize to any fangirls out there in the world, and those standing outside MY WINDOW, but I am not splitting with her to marry someone else. We could be friends….at least, once I meet you personally and determine that I would not want to kill you because of your human blood, sure."
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