Agent Johnson unlocks the front door to the SHIELD apartment where he lives. It is a cushy gig. He gets to spend his days and nights living rent free in a luxury New York City apartment pulling "guard duty". All because the hammer of the God of Thunder sits in the middle of his living room. He fumbles with his grocery bags and plops them on the counter while holding an unopen bag of Doritos in his teeth. The bag of chips drops to the ground when he sees the condition of his living room. The outer wall is gone. So is Mjolnir.
"Shit!" He picks up the phone to call his superiors and is connected to the Director himself after just a few minutes.
"Director Sir. The hammer is gone!"
"It's alright agent. Thor has it. The hammer is back where it belongs."
"But there is a giant hole in the wall."
"We'll have our team work on the repairs in the morning, along with your new duty assignment."
"That is good to hear. Good night sir."
"Good night agent." Johnson hangs up the phone.
"Damn it. I really liked this apartment."
XxXxXxXx
"Mommy! I missed you mommy! Where were you?" Valeria leaps into Loki's arms and snuggles him like she'll never let him go.
"I fought the bad men sweetheart. Mommy won." Loki said. He's got a black eye and a busted lip but is otherwise fine. But Valeria seems to think Loki will die of his wounds any second.
"I love you Mommy."
"I love you too darling girl." Loki sits down on the couch and holds his daughter. Thor comes and sits beside them, draping his arm around Loki's shoulders. Loki strokes Valeria's hair as her head rests on his chest, listening to his heart beat. She tucks her thumb into her mouth, a bad habit she has not indulged in years. Loki allows it this one time. He turns his face to Thor's.
"You trusted me."
"I did."
"You're a damned fool you know."
"I have come to find that only fools can be worthy of Mjolnir…and of you."
"We get to go home now."
"We do." Thor pauses and looks at his little family. "There's no rush. We can take a few days to rest before we return and face the hordes of people awaiting us there. Our old duties and responsibilities will resume. Our old friends will try to resume things as though nothing has happened, at least with regard to me. They'll have quite a bit of adjusting to do."
"It will be an adjustment for Asgard and for us. I wonder how much Mother and Father have told the people about our time here on Midgard. Do the people even know Valeria exists?"
"We'll find out when we return and figure things out as we go. Right now I'm going to enjoy my little family while I can before all the politics and drama put constraints on our time. I will have to set the record straight with many people I suspect." Thor says.
"I love you Thor."
"I trust you Loki." They lean in and kiss one another and put that jewelry commercial to shame.
XxXxXxXx
Thor leans back and spreads his legs as Loki kisses up his thighs. Thor's back arches when Loki licks at his hole. He lets his vulnerability wash over him like the tide. He feels safe. He'll let Loki do anything to him. Loki pulls out a full sized vibrator. They didn't discuss this. Thor goes red in the face. He's been too embarrassed to ask for this. He worried what Loki would think of him, but Loki knew him too well. Loki turns on the vibrator to its highest setting and presses it Thor's thigh.
"You want this inside you?"
"Yes."
"You want my cock inside you too?"
"Yes! Yes please!" Loki presses the lubricated rod to Thor's entrance and slides it in a one smooth motion. Thor groans as the vibrations set his prostate on fire. The setting is perfect. Loki fucks him with it, watching the goofy faces Thor makes as his orgasm builds.
Loki leans down and sucks on the silky shaft that is red with engorging blood. Thor gasps from the intensity of the dual sensations and comes into Loki's mouth, feeling the tongue lave and mouth muscles suck.
"You're so beautiful like this. Tell me what you are thinking." Loki says.
"We wasted so much time. All these years, we could have had this wonderful union."
The vibrator is withdrawn and replaced by Loki's cock. Loki leans down and their chests connect. They can feel each other's hearts beating rapidly as Loki gyrates his hips. They kiss, tasting each other and themselves.
"Come inside me baby." Thor moans. Loki gasps, turned on by Thor's begging.
"You want it?"
"Yes."
"You like being fucked in the ass?"
"Yes!"
"Are you ergi Thor? You like being bent in half like a woman and stuffed full of my cock?"
"YES!"
"Oh!" Loki moans as he spills into Thor. They kiss again, languid and lazy. Loki rests his head under Thor's chin and falls asleep with his cock still inside. They nap like that for a while and when they awaken they continue their love making.
Feeling sweaty they both hop into the shower to scrub down. Thor stands behind Loki and uses his strong calloused hands to lather up his creamy skin and strokes his cock clean. Loki plants his hands on the shower wall and leans forward slightly. His ass arches in invitation and Thor's heart leaps at the trust required in it.
"Not in here darling. I want to be facing you when we do that. Are you ready for me Loki? Are you ready for me to be inside you?"
"Yes…" Loki wants it, to be made love to. He has wanted that above all other things for as long as he can remember. Thor cuts the shower water and the men step out. They rush back to the bed dripping wet and eager.
Thor reaches for the oil as Loki lies back on the bed and spreads his legs. Thor kneels between them and takes a moment to appreciate the position he's in. Trust. They cannot have love without it.
"I love you Loki." He slicks up his fingers and starts playing with the rim of muscle, moving slowly and gently. He takes his time. Loki bites his lip as it curls up in a lustful grin. When Thor finally breaches Loki they are both shocked when a stream of clear viscous fluid leaks out of Loki, a natural lubrication.
"This…you didn't do this when…" Of course Loki hadn't been wet the last time. He was being violated. "I…how do you feel?" Thor asks. Loki arches as Thor's probing finger brushes against something inside him that makes him howl. "Is that good?"
"It's wonderful." Loki purrs. Thor tosses the oil aside and slowly lowers his weight on top of Loki. His blonde hair cascades down and curtains their faces. They gaze into each other's eyes and share the same air.
"I trust you Thor." Loki leans up and kisses him. Thor reaches down between them and grabs himself.
"Are you ready?"
"Yes." Thor presses the tip into the soft lax hole and slides in easily. He watches Loki's face the entire time, looking for signs of panic or fear. Loki's hooded eyes roll back in a comical way as his lips make the shape of a silent "O". Thor kisses Loki again and showers him with praise.
"Oh darling, you feel sublime." Their fingers interlace as the stare deeply into each other's eyes.
"Oh Thor…oh…"
"So beautiful…Oh love…"
"Oh…uh…Thor? Thor…I need more…" Loki loves the sweet slow drag of Thor's cock inside him, but it is driving him wild and he needs release. He needs power and passion.
Thor incrementally picks up the pace, careful not to damage his sweet Loki.
"Oh! Oh Thor! Darling! Yes!"
"I want to come inside you."
"Yes! Oh Thor…"
"Oh Loki. Oh. I love you. I love you."
"I love you Thor." Relief washes through them both, as though they have been holding their breath for the past five years. The wind outside howls as the rain comes down sideways, in a storm that is centered over the building. The lightning streaks across the sky in the most beautiful frightening branches. Loki screams when his insides cramp and vibrate in a type of orgasm he has never experienced before. Thor follows him as white ribbons fill his lover.
"Marry me." Thor says.
"I thought you'd never ask."
XxXxXxXxXx
Loki finishes packing a bag full of Valeria's clothes. He doesn't know why he is doing it. Once they are in Asgard the palace seamstress will create a whole new wardrobe for his daughter befitting a princess. It must be sentiment.
Loki walks out to the living room to find Thor standing outside on the balcony talking to Huguinn and Munnin.
"Are you excited to go to Asgard?" Loki asks Valeria.
"YEA! I want to ride horseys with Grandma!"
"Grandma can't wait to ride horseys with you too."
"Is it almost time?" Tony asks.
"It looks like it." Loki says.
"Will you guys be coming back to visit?"
"We will try. I have taken a calendar with me that marks all your important mortal holidays. We will try to come visit on those occasions."
"We're glad to see you and Thor work things out. I didn't think it would ever happen." Steve says.
"I owe all of you a great deal of thanks. You have been friends to me though I was the enemy. I won't forget it."
"We're just glad you're not attacking the city anymore." Tony says. He leans in and gives Loki a good man hug.
"Thank you most of all."
"You're welcome. Don't be a stranger, and make sure you bring her to visit too." Tony says.
"We will." Loki says. Clint comes hobbling in on crutches with a cast on his leg looking rather pathetic. Along with nicking the artery, the bullet also broke a bone.
"Shut up."
"I wasn't going to say anything." Loki says. "I could make a joke about a one legged chicken, or chicken hawk, or…ah, well I'm sure Anthony will think of something."
"Why did the Hawkeye cross the road? To get to the other side! Ah Ha! Ha! Ha!" Tony says, making fake over the top laughter like Goofy from Disneyland.
"You're both dicks."
"I'll miss you too." Loki says to Clint. Heimdall appears on the balcony and Loki feels a tinge of bittersweetness sting his eyes. Stupid sentiment. He takes Valeria by the hand and walks outside to meet him and join Thor.
"Brace yourself. The Queen is going to hug you to death and then steal your daughter."
"Oh I'm sure she has at least a fortnight of activities lined up for our little princess." Thor says.
"Whatever shall we do with all our spare time?" Loki says.
"Fend off the vultures at court." Thor says.
"Oh yes, the rabble. How could I forget?"
"If my princes are ready…?"
"Aye." Thor says. The light of the Bifrost engulfs them and the four Asgardians plus many bags of luggage disappear in rainbow brilliance.
"Oh my boys!" Frigga smashes into her children, just as promised. Two grown men and the Queen all sob and blubber before a large group of gathered dignitaries, and Odin.
"I did not think the miracle would happen. My boys, welcome home." Odin says with a warm smile. Loki cowers into Thor's side, uncertain if some latent punishment is going to drop. He spies Sif and the Warriors Three standing in a group off to the left. They don't look happy.
"Grandma! Grandma! I want to ride the horseys grandma!"
"I know a horse that is dying to meet you. You know not just anybody gets to ride him."
"Will Sleipnir recognize Valeria as kin?" Thor asks Loki.
"Oh yes. He'll smell it on her. I suspect they will become inseparable." Loki says. Frigga hops onto the back of Sleipnir and pulls little Valeria up with her. Sleipnir whinnies a happy sound and takes off down the Bifrost.
"Less than five minutes. It's a record." Loki says. Thor chuckles.
"You're mother kidnapped Valeria for a purpose. I have serious business to discuss with you both." Odin says. Thor and Loki both frown. Here it comes. What shall it be? Public shaming? And shaming for what exactly? Isn't their punishment over?
"And what business would that be?" Loki says with a tone.
"Your impending wedding ceremony of course." Odin says. Thor and Loki break into relieved smiles. Thor pulls Loki close to him and kisses his temple, earning horrified, if muted expressions from his friends. They obviously did not want to believe it was true. Like their six year old daughter was just a mass hallucination they were all sharing. Loki grins like the Grinch, an evil smile. He turns fully to Thor and pulls him in for a dirty salacious kiss. Odin grimaces a little. He can't help it. They are both his sons, but he'll get used to it, eventually.
Thor and Loki hold hands as they walk with their father down the Bifrost at a stroll. Odin discuses with his boys various treaties and skirmishes that happened while they were gone. The subject of Thor's coronation comes up and there is a pregnant pause.
"I trust there will be no disruptions this time?" Odin asks Loki.
"Only so long as you crown me as King's Consort and not Queen, I have no objections."
"Fine, fine."
"Father, what do the people of Asgard know about our time away?"
"Well, until your arrival they only knew that you had made yourself unworthy and that Loki was banished alongside you. Valeria was a bit of a surprise to everyone besides Heimdall and your mother. Your kiss back there was quite scandalous, not to mention your daughter."
"Why did you not tell the people of her existence or the truth of our banishment?" Loki asks.
"That little girl does not need to know how she was conceived, now does she?"
"No, definitely not."
"Then you'll also agree that the people also do not need to know the nature of it either."
"Aye." Thor says.
"But then, what are the people to believe about Thor's banishment. They'll understand my banishment but Thor, they'll assume after seeing Valeria that he was banished for loving me." Loki says as the unfairness of it washes over him.
"Oh nonsense! If that were the case you would not be here now. Let the people wonder. It is none of their business." Odin says dismissively. "Besides, once they witness the wedding ceremony such foolish theories will be put to rest."
"I suppose." Loki says. It is true that Odin will have to officiate the ceremony, but he doubts that it will put a stop to the wild speculation. Such a vacuum of information will only breed it.
"Do not worry darling. You have me and whatever tongue wagging may come our way know that my love for you will not change."
Loki leans into Thor more as they walk and Thor wraps his arm around Loki's shoulder. They converse with their father a little more about the state of affairs in Asgard. When they reach the palace Odin let's his sons see to their things and get settled. It is as they approach their old rooms that it really sinks in, they're home.
It is strange thinking of their separate rooms and it occurs to them that they never discussed who would move in with whom? They reach Thor's room first and enter it, only to find it stripped and empty.
"Where are all my things?"
"I wonder if they did the same to my room." Loki says. They go a little further down the hall to find that like Thor's room, Loki's room has been stripped as well.
"You there! Where are our quarters?" Thor shouts at a passing servant. The servant looks perplexed. Did the King not tell them?
"My Prince, you have been moved into their Majesty's quarters in anticipation of your coronation and nuptials. King Odin and Queen Frigga have moved into the Sunset Wing."
"Oh."
"We shouldn't be all that surprised. Their apartments have room for a nursery and children's rooms. We didn't move down to this end of the palace until we entered adolescence." Loki says.
"I remember. Father thought we were of the age to have our privacy."
"I think that was his way of addressing your rampant masturbation problem."
"I didn't have a rampant masturbation problem."
"Oh please. It rained at least five times a day when you hit puberty."
"That was your fault, I'll have you know." Thor says. Loki gets a wicked idea then.
"I have a wonderful idea."
"Oh? And what is that?"
"Let's make it rain tonight." Loki says.
"Shall I stuff mortal money into your undergarments while you dance?"
"Who said I would be the one dancing?"
THE END