(The episode starts with a close-up Chief. which soon zooms out to show celebrations at a cruise ship docked at port)

"T.U.F.F. agents, we're on a critical mission." The Chief said in a serious voice. "A mission to have fun on the annual, T.U.F.F. vacation!" The camera zooms out to show celebrations at a cruise ship, docked at a port, with celebration's and bystanders wave as agents start boarding cruise ship.

"Aha!" stated Chief, while standing on Dudley's head and ripping off his suit to reveal underwear with a design of the American flag.

"Please tell me the Chief's not naked on my head." Dudley pleaded.

"Of course not, Agent Puppy. I'm wearing a European-style monokini." The Chief told him.

"I still can't believe T.U.F.F. agents get to take vacations. Aren't we supposed to be protecting the world from eviil?" Dudley asked Kitty.

"Don't worry Dudley, T.U.F.F. and D.O.O.M. have a longstanding agreement to take a vacation in the last week of August" Kitty told him, while wearing causal clothes.

(We have a quick cut to the D.O.O.M. lair.)

"We are not taking a vacation!" Snaptrap told the D.O.O.M Agents that surrounded the skull table.

"Awwww..." Ollie, Larry, Skunk, and Francisco said in disappointment unison, all the while wearing clothes for a vacation.

"But Snaptrap, I already booked the D.O.O.M. timeshare in Acapulco. I wanted to go snorkeling." Larry informed Snaptrap.

"You can snorkel in the shark tank, Larry!" Snaptrap said, while pressing a button. Larry then falls into the shark tank and screams.

"Anywho, I just learned that four top T.U.F.F. agents are on a cruise! Which means they'll be vulnerable to an attack. And what better way to take a cruise ship than with its mortal enemy, the iceberg?!" Snaptrap said/asked, then the lights switch on to reveal a giant iceberg in the background. "Behold, my iceberg lair!" He said while opening the hatch with a remote key.

"Oooohhh.." The Sharks and Larry said in unison.

"We're gonna crash into the cruise ship, and sink those T.U.F.F. agents for good." Snaptrap explained.

(We have a transition to Snaptrap, Ollie, Larry, Skunk and Francisco in iceberg. With everyone except for Snaptrap shivering.)

"Check it out guys, it's got GPS, sonar and an all-you-can-eat salad bar." Snaptrap started listing off the cool features in it.

"It's cold in here..." Larry said while shivering.

"Sorry Larry, they were all out of warm icebergs!" Snaptrap apologized sarcastically. Then the iceberg sets off on voyage. "And we're off!" He said from inside. "Pedal like your life depends on it.. because it does!" Snaptrap told Larry. Larry is shown powering the iceberg by pedaling.

(We cut back to the T.U.F.F vacation cruise ship setting sail. The loud horn blares and agents wave goodbye to crowd.)

"Let's get this party started. Woo! This is my one week a year to let my hair down!" The Chief exclaimed excitedly.

"So what are ya gonna do Chief?" Dudley asked.

"I'm gonna let my hair down." Chief answered, and then removes pin to reveal flowing blonde hair. "Mmm.." He said and jumps off Dudley.

"Okay, we've been on vacation ten minutes and the Chief's freaked me out twice." Dudley said, while looking at Kitty and Keswick.

"Well I'm off to modify the ship's engines to operate on cold fusion.." Keswick said, only to receive a stare from Kitty and Dudley. "Hahaha, just k..k..k..kidding. I'm going to sing at the karaoke lounge. I'm not that big of a g..g..g..geek." He told them, then leaves on a Segway, while wearing a solar-powered propeller cap.

"Looks like it's just you and me Kitty. So what do you want to do?!" Dudley asked Kitty excitedly.

"It's my vacation. I just want to relax and spend some time alone." Kitty told him.

"Booooooring. Come on lets do something fun. Like Hula dancing?" Dudley ask while dressed as a hula dancer. "Or Extreme shuffleboard?" He said while dressed as an extreme shuffle boarder.

Kitty gave a insincere sigh. "So hard to choose. Give me a week to think about it." She said, then starts walking into her cabin.

"But the cruise is only a week." Dudley replied.

"Okay, then give me seven days." Kitty said smugly.

"You do realize I protected the President of the United States of America on a daily basis, Right? I'm not an idiot." He said, then Kitty slams door shut. "Uh, my tail's caught in the door." He told her.

(We have a scene transition to Kitty, who is trying to relax on the ship's deck while in a bikini.)

"Finally, some alone time." Kitty said to herself, while sitting in the lawn chair and grabbing a book.

"CANNONBALL." Somebody shouted in a voice all to familiar to Kitty. She looked up to see Dudley, jumping off a diving board and lands in the pool with a gigantic splash. Everyone cheered, wither they were drenched or not, except for Kitty, who was hit in the process and it sending her nachos everywhere.

"Come on Kitty, lighten up." Dudley said, while at the side of the pool she was near. All the while receiving lust filled looks from fellow female passengers. Even a small look from Kitty.

"Dudley, what part of I just want to relax did you not understand?" Kitty asked, while hiding her face in her book so that way he couldn't see her growing blush.

"The part where you said where I just want to relax." He replied not at all obvious to the looks he was receiving. Especially from a female panther of his past.

"Okay, I'll tell you the truth." She told him, while giving side wards glance. She decided to lie. "I'm not really relaxing, I'm undercover. I have Intel that there's a super villain on this cruise." Felling guilty from telling him the lie.

"No way.." He said in disbelief, while sitting in a chair next to her.

"Way. Listen, we have a bad guy to catch. So I'll pretend to be a relaxed vacationer, while you investigate the other side of the ship.. as far from me as possible!" She told him.

"I'm on it! Hi-gee-gee!" He said while running off, the panther from before following.

(Kitty then sighed in relief.)

"I'll be back with regular progress reports!" Dudley said while returning and speeding away.

"Haha, I can't believe he fell for that. There isn't a villain within a hundred miles of here." Kitty self-assured herself.

(We give a quick cut to Snaptrap's iceberg, cruising over sea.)

It shows as Snaptrap is observing the instrument panel "We're ninety-nine miles from the cruise ship and closing!" Then a red light blinks and beeps. "Wait a minute, now we're a hundred-and-two miles from the cruise ship! Larry, are you pedalling to Acapulco?" He asked, while turning Larry's way.

"No." Larry answered, while wearing a sombrero.

"That does it, you're banned from the salad bar!" Snaptrap stated.

"Big whoop. I don't even like salad." Larry replied, still pedaling.

Snaptrap is shown serving himself vegetables. "Well everyone needs roughage, Larry. No wonder you're so sickly and pathetic." He then drops leaf. "Five second rule!" He bends over to eat, but his tongue gets stuck to ice. "Uggh.. You disgust me Larry!" He said, his tongue being muffled by the ice.

(We cut to a transition to feast on the cruise ship's deck. Kitty is shown relaxing.)

Kitty is shown looking through her bag. "Tuna-flavored lip balm, anchovy gum.. Here we go: official T.U.F.F. tanning mirror." She starts to sunbathe. while sipping juice.

"DON'T DRINK THAT!" Dudley shouted and jumping out of nowhere and kicks glass away. "It could have been poisoned by the bad guy!"

"THERE IS NO BAD-" Kitty started to yell but stopped half way, due to noticing everyone staring at her. "I mean.. well done Dudley."

"Thanks! I came to give you a progress report." Dudley replied.

"And?" Kitty asked.

"I haven't made any progress. That's my report." He replied while taking a out clipboard with papers. "Initial here, here and here." He said, while holding a pen.

(The glass from before drops on Kitty's head, falls off and hits the "tan" button on Kitty's mirror. This causes the mirror to reflect the sun's rays onto an ice sculpture of a dolphin, melting it and flooding the cabin and wetting everyone. Luckily Dudley was prepared because he fore it had completely melted he grabbed her, took out a grappling hook, and hooked them to safety. After that he had got them both down and placed her on the lawn chair.)

"Nice undercover work Kitty. If I didn't know better I'd really think you were some clumsy dope on vacation. Hi-gee-gee!" And with that he left.

(We have a transition to Keswick in the karaoke lounge.)

Keswick is shown talking into a microphone. "For my first number, I'm gonna sing a quick little du..d..ditty called "Row Row ra.. Row Your Boat." He starts singing. " Row, row, rra..rra..rra..rra..rra..rra.. "

"Your boat!" A man in the audience shouted.

"Keep your shirt on c..c..c..cowboy. I was getting to that." Keswick replied.

(We have a quick transition to Chief standing on bow of cruise ship. Like a parody of Titanic's famous scene.)

Chief is shown, with his hair flowing. "I'm chief of the wooooooorrrrrllllld!" He shouted, but then a pelican eats him and flies off into the sky. "Aahhhh! Arrggghhhh!" He yelled in panic.

(At the same time Kitty takes plunge into the swimming pool on deck but lands on a net, only for it to bounce her off and back into the underside of the diving board, injuring herself.)

"I drained the pool to look for clues and put up this net. There weren't any." Dudley whispered, while grappling down from a balcony, Spiderman style.

"You! You! Youuu... are doing a great job.." Kitty said, getting mad but calming herself.

"Want a progress report?" Dudley asked.

"No." Kitty replied

"That's good 'cause I still haven't made any. Hi-gee-gee!" Dudley said, while leaving, both obvious to the panther lady from before, hot on his tail.

(We cut to Snaptrap observing cruise ship through periscope)

Snaptrap is shown shivering. "We're c..cl..closing in. It won't be long before r..ram this iceberg into that crtr..cruise ship. And I'm going to celebrate by ramming this iceberg lettuce into my mouth." He then starts eating. "Mmmm... what are these delicious crumbly things?" He asked.

Ollie is shown holding up a plate. "Blue cheese boss." Ollie answered. Snaptrap yells and puffs up to an enormous size because of an allergic reaction. "Come to think of it aren't you allergic to cheese?" He asked.

Snaptrap then puffs up to the extent of filling up the iceberg and popping up above the hatch. "Well thank you Captain Obvious." He said, sarcastically.

(We cut to Kitty in her cabin, lying down on her bed with the sheets pulled up. She opens her eyes and screams upon seeing Dudley staring outside the porthole with a pair of binoculars)

Dudley then whispers. "Go back to sleep Kitty. I'm on the lookout for the bad guy." Kitty covers her face with a pillow.

"Why are you in my room?" She asked, kind of muffled by the pillow.

"Because your the best agent on board, besides me of courses, and that makes you a valued target to catch or kill by a villain." He answered and explained. He then starts observing through the porthole with his binoculars. "Five a.m. and no sign of the bad guy. Five a.m. and three seconds and no sign of the bad guy. Five a.m. and five seconds and no sign of the bad guy." He started listening off.

"Will you give it a rest?! Even bad guys have to sleep!" Kitty asked and stated.

"I guess you're right. I could use a little shut-eye myself." Dudley replied.

"Good, then be quiet." Kitty replied, moving to the right side of the bed and turning towards the wall.

"Yes ma'am." Dudley replied with a joking salute, while slipping in to the left side and wrapping a arm around Kitty, much to her surprise and delight.

(They stayed in that position for a few blissful minutes, before Dudley spoke up.)

"Hey Kitty." he said in a whisper.

"Yes Dudley." She replied.

"I can't sleep. Can you tell me a story?" He asked, while giving her cute eyes(puppy eyes).

Kitty then picks up a alarm clock. "Once upon a time, I hit a dog with a clock! The end!" She said, and then goes back to sleep.

"I don't.. like that story." Dudley stated. Kitty then covers herself with the pillow again. Dudley uses his binoculars to watch outside and sees Snaptrap and his iceberg.

Dudley then jumps off Kitty's bed. "Aahh! Bad guy! Bad guy! Bad guy! Bad guy! Snaptrap's outside and he's driving an iceberg! Finally some progress!" He then hands a clipboard to Kitty. "Initial here, here and here." He said with a pen.

(Kitty gets up and looks through binoculars to see outside, but the fog conceals Snaptrap.)

"Dudley, there is no one out there. Look, this is my fault.. I lied about the bad guy thing and it's making you paranoid." Kitty said, and told the truth.

"You lied to me?! But we're partners, why would you do that?" Dudley questioned.

"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but you were driving me crazy and I needed a little alone time. I'm sorry." Kitty said and apologized, shame evident in her voice.

Dudley is shown heartbroken. "Oh.. I understand.. Well you can have your alone time right now. I'm gonna go save the ship! Alone!" He said bodily. He then brings the clipboard. "Initial here, here and here." Kitty signs and Dudley leaves, but the impact of him shutting the door had made Kitty's bed and herself close into the wall.

(We have a transition to the scene inside the iceberg. Snaptrap is still puffed up.)

Snaptrap is shown observing the sonar. "Yaaay! We're closing in on the ship. Bring us up to ramming speed Larry!" He ordered. But Larry passes out from exhaustion. "Oh super, Larry passed out. When he comes to, everybody shun him. You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. Ollie, get on the bike." He ordered again.

(The iceberg closes in on ship.)

"Ahahahahahahahaha! Braace for impaact!" Snaptrap laughed and said, crazily.

(Meanwhile on the cruise ship's bridge. Dudley rushes to the captain to warn him, but accidentally knocks him off the ship and into the sea.)

"My bad. Oooh, cool hat.." He apologized and puts on the hat, on top of his mask.. "Arrgh!" He shouted in worry as the iceberg is straight ahead of ship's bow. The passengers scream and flee. "Argghh! This is goona be tough, but awesome.!" Dudley said as he takes control of the wheel and spins it to avoid collision, knocking the ship off balance for a while.

Keswick is shown, still singing in lounge. " Merrily merrily.." But shakes due to Dudley's steering. "m.. m..me..me..me.. " He breathes. "I am going to have to start over." Everyone whines. "Ahem! Row, row.. " He starts again.

(We cut to see Kitty falling out of her bed and the wall.)

"DUDLEY!" Kitty shouted, clearly annoyed.

(We have a high angle shot showing as the iceberg misses the ship.)

"Curses we missed! Try again Ollie." Snaptrap stated and ordered.

(Dudley sees the ship approaching for another attempt and tries to spin the wheel in panic. Kitty then flies into the bridge, still in her pajamas.)

"Dudley, what in the world are you do- oh hey, look at that.. there is an iceberg." She said, while seeing the upside down iceberg.

"It's Snaptrap, Kitty! He's trying to sink the ship! And I told you so!" Dudley replied.

Kitty is shown giving a regretful face. "There really was a bad guy." She face palmed. "And I was just laying around all day with my stupid tanning mirror!" She said, while taking out her tanning mirror.

"Tanning mirror! That gives me an idea." Dudley said, while taking the mirror. "You take the wheel and I'll keep that hat! And paranoia 1, lying 0. Hi-gee-gee!" He said, while charging into action.

(The iceberg is shown, just about to crash into the bow.)

"That's it Ollie.. Nothing can stop us now!" Snaptrap said, while being full of himself.

(Dudley jumps to front of ship with the mirror in hand, and sets it to "well done" (which makes it increase in size) and holding it right in front of the iceberg.)

"Kitty! Now!" Dudley ordered.

(Kitty then steers the ship away from the iceberg, allowing the mirror to reflect the sun's rays onto the iceberg, which causes it to melt. Everyone starts to cheer.)

Snaptrap and henchmen are shown, taking refuge with all his minions on the salad bar. "Oh, Agent Ghost Dog. Fancy meeting you here. Would you care to visit our salad bar?" Snaptrap asked.

(Then a net is cast, scooping up the still allergic Snaptrap and the rest of D.O.O.M.)

"The only bars you'll be seeing are in the Petropolis Prison!" Kitty stated, proud fully.

"Prison's too good for Snaptrap. My hat, mask, and I have a better idea." Ghost Dog said, in a proud and cocky voice.

(We cut to next scene. Still in the net, are Snaptrap and D.O.O.M and are forced to endure Keswick's singing.)

" Row, row, ra..ra..ra..row row... " Keswick started to sing.

"Your boat! It's your boat! Make it stop!" Snaptrap stated and pleaded.

(We cut to unrelated scene. The Chief is relaxing in a pool of water in the still-flying pelican's mouth.)

"Ahhhh... This is the greatest vacation ever." The he sees his mankini floating to the surface. "Okay, now it's weird." He said, while being freaked out.

(The image of the Chief in pelican's mouth is the supposed to be the ending gag. But not today.)

A few hours later and the four were driving in the T.U.F.F Mobile, with Dudley driving, yet the tension in the air was awkward, to say the least. The reason why? Well after catching Snaptrap, Keswick finished singing, and getting The Chief back the three lazed by the pool. Yet Dudley was no where to be seen. They looked towards the end of the ship to see Dudley and the panther lady from before, hugging, smiling, and laughing. Kitty got jealous and decided to make him jealous by being the same way with a fellow wolf passenger. It worked, A few hours later the four met up and decided to have Dudley drive them to there destinations. Kitty decided to ask a question, to break the ice.

"So who was that panther lady from before Dudley." Kitty asked, trying not to sound angry and jealous.

"Someone from my past. Who was the wolf?" He asked in a monotone voice.

"Oh a passenger, I think we really hit it off. And, where from your past exactly." Kitty said and asked.

"She was one of the nurses that helped save my life after the 'Imran Zakhaev' incident." He replied. Instantly things got even more awkward, with Keswick and The Chief looking each other with a face that said 'wasn't expecting that' and Kitty feeling horrible for asking, for her plan to back fire, and for jumping to conclusions.

"Awkward." The Chief said out loud.

"Why would this be awkward?" Dudley asked. The Chief wanted to answer but decided against it. But Kitty then asked.

"How'd she save your life?" Kitty questioned.

"Well I have a very rare blood type, and I lost a lot of it on the bridge and on the way to the hospital. She was the only person in the entire hospital who had the same type and she donated some. If it wasn't for her being there or having that blood type I would have been dead in hours, maybe even minutes." He answered and explained. This surprised the three and made Kitty fell a little more guilty. Dudley then had the roof of the car open up.

"Why'd you open the roof Dudley?" Keswick asked.

"Because were about to be at Kitty's place." Dudley explained, while taking out a grapple gun.

"What's with the grapple gun, Agent Puppy?" The Chief asked.

"I'll tell you but first. Kitty do you have all of your stuff?" He asked. Kitty answered with a 'yes'. "And, do you three notice the wire that is connected to the hook and Kitty's leg?" He asked again, with Kitty's place insight. The three then looked at her , only to see a wire connected to her leg and the hook, and then gave a confused 'yes' and finally Dudley answered. "Well Chief to answer your question, I have it because of this!" Dudley said, and with that he shot the hook a light post that was in front of Kitty's place and it got hooked to the part that stretched across the street, after a few seconds nothing happened, but then Kitty was yanked from the car and hanged by her leg on the light poll. Leaving Dudley to grin and The Chief and Keswick to give a look of confusion, surprisement, and shockness.

"DUDLEY!" Kitty shouted, mad, shocked, and annoyed.

"I always win." Dudley said with a cocky smirk and drove off in the night.

THE END. FOR NOW.

(I was inspired with the scene with Kitty hanging by a episode of Family Guy. Don't remember the episode's name but it's where Stewie met a British female baby, who was more evil then he was. And, they fought on top of a bus and the same thing happened to Stewie.)