(I do not own T.U.F.F Puppy)
(The episode starts with black and white newsreel footage. Then patriotic music starts to play.)
"Petropolis News presents, 'ONE T.U.F.F. CUSTOMER'! (A image of an agent flea is shown.) "Who is, this tiny titan of justice?" (The agent then knocks out bad guys with his nunchuks.) "That's T.U.F.F.'s number one secret agent, Herbert Dumbrowski." A male newsreel narrator asked and answered.
"Shhh!" The Herbert in the video shushed.
"Oh, that's right his identity is a secret so I shouldn't have told you his name is Herbert Dumbrowski. (A sign saying "Herbert Dumbrowski" appears, then the agent pushes it out of frame.) "Whoops, I did it again." (Dumbrowski's birth certificate appears, followed by his address.) "Sorry Herbert Dumbrowski, of 428 Maple Drive, Apartment 7, Petropolis." The male newsreel narrator said and apologized. (The scene shifts to Dumbrowski's front door, Herbert steps out looking annoyed, this is where the cameraman/narrator is promptly shot at by a blaster causing him to fall down.)
(The view changes to an extreme long shot of Petropolis, then Herbert Dumbrowski standing proudly in front of a waving American flag.)
"Petropolis, you can sleep well knowing T.U.F.F.'s best secret agent is on the case." A female newsreel narrator said this time.
(The Chief in present-day is shown sitting behind a film projector, and watching the screen.)
"Ahhhhhhh... Those were the days. Beating up bad guys and blasting narrators." Chief said, nostalgia evident in his voice.
(But then a flashing noise and a shout is heard. Dudley enters through door of Chief's office.)
"Chief.. I've.. uh got a little problem." A tiny-sized Dudley told him.
"Agent Puppy, I told you not to mess with Keswick's shrinking ray!" Chief said to him, annoyance evident in his voice.
"I know but I had a great idea for a prank I want to pull on Kitty, and I was really hungry, (He then pulls out a cookie) and now I've got this giant cookie!" Dudley explained to him, but then sees the reel footage. "Hey, is that you Chief?" Dudley questioned.
"You know they said when you pull a prank on someone it means either you like or love them and yeaaahh. I used to be a heck of a field agent." (Past Chief is shown judo-flipping a gorilla) "You know son, I envy you. Well.. not right now, 'cause you're a tiny dog and that's just weird. But you're still in your prime!" Chief stated, sounding a little proud.
"So are you Chief, you're still as sharp as ever." Dudley said, but then Chief falls asleep. Having fallen asleep, the Chief snores loudly and spits his dentures out, which clamp down on Dudley's nose. "Ughh.. and so are your teeth! Eew.." Dudley said, while being grossed out. He puts dentures back into the Chief's mouth, awakening him.
Chief then sees a shrunken Dudley eating a cookie. "Holy! Now I'm giant! Finally, I can ride the rollercoaster with the big kids... Oh, right, shrink-ray." Chief said, sounding disappointed.
(Then the Chief's phone starts to ring. He then answers it.)
General Warthog starts to talk on the line, and with a Southern drawl. "Herbert.. it's General Warthog. I'm not gonna make it to poker night, I've been kidnapped by the Chameleon." He is shown, hanging upside down and tied in chains in the Chameleon's lair.
"What?! That's terrible! It was your turn to bring the pizza bagels! Well don't worry, I'll put my best team on it. They're a big cat and a tiny dog." Chef then hangs up and turns to Dudley. "Agent Puppy, you and Kitty have to rescue General Warthog and get those pizza bagels back!" Chief ordered.
"Kitty's at the movies Chief." Dudley informed him, trying not to sound jealous and/or pissed off. "She lost a bet and had to take Keswick. Hey! Why don't you rescue the General with me?" Dudley asked him, now getting out of his slump.
"Mmmm.. It's tempting, but I'm too old." The Chief replied with a sad tone.
Dudley then tells him in a enthusiastic tone. "C'mon! Deep down you're still the same tough guy from that newsreel!" He then points to the screen.
"Well, I guess that's true... if you don't count my toupée, false teeth, artificial hip, bionic foot, short-term memory loss and.. uh, what was I talking about again?" Chief started to list off, but forgot and asked Dudley.
"Going on a mission with me. I'd love to see you back in action! So what do you say? I'll share my big cookie!" Dudley asked and trying to bribe him.
Chief then sees himself on newsreel, saluting the American flag. "I'll do it!" He stated while saluting.
(Dudley (still tiny, and with his mask covering his forehead and top of his head) and the Chief are carried from the office to Chief's tiny car in T.U.F.F.'s parking lot via chutes. The Chief hits the pedal and starts driving to the Chameleon's rock lair.)
Dudley is shown, sitting in car. "Erghh, ughh! How do you get bugs in your teeth when you're this small?" Dudley questioned, while fidgeting his teeth with a toothpick.
The Chief is shown driving. "They're not bugs they're amoebas. Welcome to my freaky little world." He answered.
(They pull up to the Chameleon's lair and drive right inside to find the General tied up)
Dudley and the Chief gasp, as they look up to the relatively giant Chameleon.
"Hehehehehe.. hahahuh. Now that I have successfully nabbed the General.." The Chameleon started, but then shape shifts into General Warthog. "I will use his identity to gain access to the Petropolis Military Base and redirect tonight's missile test to fire at tuff! But first, I will eat the General's pizza bagels riiight in front of him!" The Chameleon finished, and then gobbles plate of pizza bagels right in front of the General, while laughing and snorting.
The Chief is shown, hiding behind his miniature car. "That monster! He's not even using a napkin! We've gotta stop him!" He said, and then jumps into action while Dudley watches.
The Chameleon (Warthog) sees as Chief approach's "Oooh! A hairy flea with a toupee.." He then shoots his tongue and swallows Chief.
Dudley is shown, dramatically horrified. "Oh no! This is all my fault! I've gotta save the Chief!" Dudley said, and then pulls the mask over his face. "Hiiiiiiii-gee-gee!" He then jumps into the fray with a karate kick but is consumed by the Chameleon.
The Chameleon (Warthog) then slurps. "Mmm... karate ghost dog bug." He then looks down. "Oh, that's going to go right to my hips. Anyway, time to destroy T.U.F.F." The Chameleon finished, and then walks off.
(We have a transition t the next scene. Keswick and Kitty are at the cinema and are about to watch "The Lizard of Oz".)
(They are seated inside movie theater.)
Kitty is shown, holding a bucket of popcorn. "Keswick, can you butter this popcorn with your butter ray?" Kitty asked. Keswick then takes out a ray gun and fires, but then the bucket disappears.
"Whoops. That was my invisibility ray. I've really got to start labelling my st.. uh.. st.. stuff." Keswick stated with a chuckle.
(Courtesy Clown via public address system: "For the consideration of others, please turn off all wrist-coms and butter rays.")
(Kitty then turns off her wrist-com. We scene transitions to Dudley falling down the Chameleon's [still disguised as the General] esophagus.)
Ghost Dog is shown screaming. "I need back-up!" He calls Kitty with his wrist-com but is put on voicemail. "Drat, voicemail. Hey Kitty! It's Ghost Dog. Hope you're enjoying the movie. And, if not I'll either make Keswick pay, take you to a movie myself, or both. Oh, and by the way the Chief and I got eaten by the Chameleon so uh, give me a shout." He then continues to scream.
(He then falls into the Chameleon's acid-filled stomach, where the Chief is taking refuge on top of a slowly shrinking pizza bagel.)
"Agent Puppy, are you out there?" Chief asked, via his wrist-com, but then hears Dudley.
Dudley then lands on a pizza bagel. "Chief! I've found you, and it's Ghost Dog." Ghost Dog then receives message on his wrist-com. "Hang on, someone's calling me."
"It's me, Agent Pu-Ghost Dog." Chief informed, while correcting himself.
"Okay, I'll let it go to voicemail." Ghost Dog, while pressing a button.
(The pizza bagels continue to be shrunk by the acid.)
"I shouldn't have let you talk me into this." Chief said, while looking at the acid. "Because of me we're both done for." Chief said in a depressed tone.
"I'll get us out of here!" Ghost Dog said, while punching the stomach wall, but gets his fist covered in mucus. "Okay, that's super gross..." He said while cleaning his fist. "It's up to you. What would super agent Herbert Dumbrowski do?" Ghost Dog asked him.
"Well, he'd probably use his nunchuks to make this lizard up chuck." Chief answered while looking through his suit pocket. "No, those are my mukluks.. uh, my toy duck, some corn I need to shuck... Ah, here we are!" Chief said while grabbing his nun chucks.
(We have a quick transition to the imposter General Warthog, being escorted through the underground military base by two other army officers.)
"General Warthog, glad you could be here for the missile launch." A Otter Army Officer told him, while carrying a clipboard.
(The Chief strikes the Chameleon's stomach with his nunchuks, causing him to have a stomach-ache.)
The Chameleon (Warthog) grunts in pain. "Ooh uh, sorry. It must have been someone.. uh I mean something I ate. At ease, semper fi, remember the Alamo." He said while making a hasty salute and walks off in pain.) He then starts talking to himself. "Hahhahahhahha, I'm having trouble digesting that hairy flea and tiny ghost dog!" He then sees a spider. "Oooh, but I know someone who won't." He then eats the spider.
"General Warthog.. did you just eat a spider..?" Asked a puzzled Otter Army Officer.
The Chameleon (Warthog) says in a nervous voice. "I'm sorry, did you want one?.. I mean, drop and give me twenty." He ordered.
(The two soldiers drop and do push-ups.)
(We have a transition to the spider, crawling down into Chameleon's stomach.)
"Coool, giant spider..." Ghost Dog said, but then looks at spider's face. "I mean arghhhhh! Giant spider! I got this Chief." He starts to attack but is sprayed with a sticky web. "Eeww, why is everything so gross when you're tiny?" Ghost Dog asked.
(The Chief shoots a grappling hook pistol, grabs and takes Ghost Dog with him and zips up into the Chameleon's chest cavity. The spider is struck by a falling pizza bagel and falls into the stomach acid.)
Ghost Dog then hits something. "Can't see a thing in here." He said, but then lights a flare and looks up. "Cool, it's the Chameleon's heart!" The flare shows a beating heart.
(Meanwhile)
The Chameleon (Warthog) says. "Since I am clearly General Warthog and not an imposter, I have some new missile coordinates for you." He said, and then types T.U.F.F's location coordinates into computer. "Argh! Heart burn!" He told them while grabbing a water cooler tank and gobbles the water down.
(Water rushes down into chest cavity, flooding it.)
"He's trying to drown us! Why did I play with that shrink-raay?! Oh right, for the cookie and the prank. It was pretty worth it." Ghost Dog said aloud.
(The water extinguishes the heartburn.)
"C'mon Agent Ghost Dog!" Chief said, while grabbing Ghost Dog and flies away with the jetpack.
(The scene transitions to Kitty and Keswick exiting the movie theater.)
"Whoa Kitty, that movie really stunk! It's like somebody bl..b..b..blasted the director with my no talent ray!" Keswick said aloud.
Kitty switches on her wrist-com, but then gasps. "Oh no.. I got a voicemail from Ghost Dog. He and the Chief were eaten by the Chameleon, and he offered to take me on a date.!" Kitty said, wondering wither to be happy, upset, worried, or all three.
(The Chief and Dudley rocket up through the Chameleon's esophagus, past his mouth and into his head cavity.)
Ghost Dog is shown, standing on the Chameleons brain, but his wrist-com starts to beep.
"Ghost Dog, are you okay? I didn't get your message 'cause I was at a movie!" Kitty asked and informed, via her wrist-com and sound worried for him, and only him.
"Made by hacks!" Keswick stated, via Kitty's wrist-com.
"Kitty, the Chameleon's disguised himself as General Warthog!" (He then looks through the Chameleon's eyes.) "He's gonna launch a missile at T.U.F.F. in three minutes!" Ghost Dog told them, via his wrist-com.
"Agent Ghost Dog, the Chameleon's transformation suit is w..wa..wa.. wired into his brain. If you can disconnect it he'll turn back into himself, and be revealed as an imposter. Keswick informed him.
(Ghost Dog and the Chief look up, seeing the wiring and a plug.)
"We're on it Keswick!" Ghost Dog told him.
(The scene changes to the Chameleon, he's watching as the missile is preparing for launch.)
The Chameleon (Warthog) starts to say. "Yes, in less than two minutes T.U.F.F. will be.. headache!"
(Ghost Dog and the Chief try to spring themselves up at the plug, jumping on different lobes of the Chameleon's brain to bounce themselves upwards.)
The Chameleon (Warthog) starts to twitch. "Involuntary skipping!" (Twitch) "Uncontrollable weeping.. and a sudden craving for pickles!" He starts to eat pickles.
(In Chameleon's head.)
"Naah, it's no use. Oh, I guess I'm just not the agent I used to be." Chief said, being discouraged at not being able to reach the plug.
"Wait! You're better than the agent you used to be. Didn't you say soemthing about having a bionic foot?" Ghost Dog said and questioned.
"Yeah, I also have unshucked corn in my pocket." Chief said, while holding the corn. "What's your point?" Chief asked, unimpressed.
Dudley: "Use your foot to kick the plug!" Ghost Dog said, while making hand gestures towards the plug.
(The Chief prepares for action. Ghost Dog swings him around, flinging him upwards. He kicks the plug with his bionic foot, destroying the connection.)
"You did it Chief! You and your weird foot are heroes!" Ghost Dog told him, as spars flew in the background as if they were fireworks.
(With his suit's connection destroyed, the Chameleon transforms back into his normal self.)
"You're not General Warthog!" The Otter Army Officer said, while pointing at him.
"No. It is I, the Chameleon! And I have fooled you into launching a missile at T.U.F.F. Headquarters!" The Chameleon stated proudly.
"Oh no! Abort the launch!" The Otter Army Officer shouted in worry. (The screen counts down, 3... 2.. 1...)
"Too late!" The Chameleon said, after that the missile launches. "It is time to make my escape." The Chameleon then salutes to the group of military officers. "Ten hut, fall in, Bay of Pigs." The officers salute back, then the Chameleon crawls up to surface in order to watch the missiles.
(Ghost Dog is shown as he is watching the missile through Chameleon's eye with the Chief. He starts to speaking via wrist-com.) "Kitty, the missile's been launched!" He informed her.
Kitty is shown, driving through the streets in the T.U.F.F mobile with Keswick. "We're on it Ghost Dog!" She presses a button, then the vehicle transforms into an airplane.
"Chief! The Chameleon's gonna get away!" Ghost Dog told/yelled towards the Chief.
"Don't worry son, super agent Herbert Dumbrowski is on the case!" The Chief informed him, he then grabs Dudley and jumps down the Chameleon's nostrils to land on the ground. "Hey Chameleon, you're going down!" Ghost Dog yelled.
"Oh please, I eat bugs like you for dinner. In fact, I thought I already did!" The Chameleon stated.
(The Chameleon shoots his tongue at Chief, who dodges, grabs it and throws the much larger Chameleon around with a few judo-flips.)
Chameleon is shown groaning. "Okay, I'm about to start throwing up pickles." Ghost Dog then ties the Chameleons tongue around a tree trunk.
"You're under arrest, courtesy of T.U.F.F.!" Ghost Dog said, and then jumps down. "Chief, you were awesome!" Ghost Dog complemented.
"Thanks Ghost Dog. Let's just hope Kitty can stop that missile." The Chief said, but then falls asleep momentarily, then wakes up to see a still tiny Dudley. "I'm huge! Oh yeaah.. shrink ray."
(Meanwhile Kitty and Keswick are pursuing the missile with the T.U.F.F. mobile. Kitty jumps out of the plane, latches onto one of the rocket's tail fins with her claws and rips out the wiring in one of the rocket's panels.)
"I can't disarm it Keswick!" Kitty told him, while the rocket continues towards T.U.F.F.
"Why don't you use the air-brake?" Keswick asked, while still in the T.U.F.F Mobile.
(Kitty pulls the air-brake, making the missile stop inches away from hitting the building, and in freeze frame mode.)
"Oh, there was really an air brake? I was just yanking your chain." Keswick questioned and informed, much to the annoyance of Kitty.
(We have a transition to celebrations in front of the T.U.F.F. building. Crowds and T.U.F.F. agents are present for the Chief's awarding ceremony.)
General Warthog presents the Chief with an oversized medal that crushes him. "Congratulations Chief!" He said, with a salute.
Chief salutes as well. "Thanks General, I thought I was too old for this but apparently I've still got it." They both then fall asleep and spit their dentures out.
Ghost Dog who is still tiny, get hit by the General's dentures. "Ugghaahh! So gross! Keswick, turn me back to normal!" Ghost Dog ordered.
"You bet Agent G-Ghost Dog. One blast of my enlarging ray ought to do it." Keswick said, and then fires a ray gun.
(Ghost Dog then grows to normal size, but then grows into a giant, three-headed fire-breathing monster dog, reminiscent of King Ghidorah and Cerberus. He then begins terrorizing the people.)
"Wow! I have really got to start l..l..l..labeling my stuff!" Keswick stated.
(It was supposed to be a ending gag with Keswick. But not today.)
(T.U.F.F HQ)
A few hours later. About half if not most of the T.U.F.F Agents have left. We cut to Kitty ash she sits in her cubical. We then see Dudley, stealthy grappling down behind/besides her in a Spiderman type fashion.
"Peek a boo." Dudley said close to her ear. Immediately she had literally jumped out of her seat and gave a fright yelp, much to the amusement of Dudley.
"Hahahahaha." Dudley laughed, while getting down from the grappling hook, and faced a very annoyed, worried, and mad Kitty.
"Your such a child." Kitty told him, while getting her composure back, sitting back down, and facing him.
"And, your point is?" Dudley questioned while leaning against the wall of her cubical.
"What do you want Dudley?" Kitty asked him.
"Nothing, just wanted to see how the movie with Keswick went." Dudley told her, keeping calm on the outside, but was jealous on the inside.
"It was ok. He kept complaining about how bad the movie was." Kitty answered with a sigh.
"I'm sorry to hear that. How about I take you to a movie myself." Dudley offered, with a cocky almost charming grin.
"R-really?" Kitty questioned, with a small blush and stutter.
"Yeah, sure. We both get off soon, so how about I come and pick you up around eight?" Dudley questioned her.
"Sure." She replied, almost instantly after he finished. "I mean sounds like fun." She added, calming herself.
"Great see you then. . .'love." Dudley told her and added 'love' to see what would happened. After that she had gotten a major blush on her face. And, with that he had grappled his way out of there. Both happy and excited for what would to come.
(Hours later)
The movie 'date' was a huge success. They have seen a romance movie. They laughed, cried, and went 'aww' at certain moments. Dudley had never shown any real emotions besides joy, and, and the occasional cry, so it was rare for Kitty to see the new emotions he displayed. After the movie was over Dudley had driven Kitty home and walked up to her apartment. She had thanked him, he replied with a 'no problamo', and both told each other 'goodnight'. But Dudley did something daring, surprising, shocking, and totally unexpected before he left. He had kissed her on the cheek and left, notching the dreamy, loving, shocked, blushed filled, and surprised look she had given. She had stood outside her door for a full minute, before she had gone inside, and squealed in happiness and delight. After an hour she finally gone to sleep. Both her and Dudley dreaming about the future ahead. Both having the occasional intimate dream with each other.
The End. For Now.