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Team 7 arrived at 8:00 a.m. sharp in the Hokage's office some by foot others leaves and water/fire.
"Okay what is the mission old man?" Naruto said when they got there. Saskue and Sakura glared at him.
"You're just upset cause you wouldn't be able to get away with callin him 'old man'." They once more glared at him. He ignored them. Kyuu just giggled.
"Anyways your mission is to guard Tazuna here to Wave country."
"Yo! These gaki's?"
"These are the best genin we have."
"I don't know. What's yer name kid?" Sakura pointed to Naruto. Tazuna nodded his head.
"His name is Naruto."
"He's also the weakest." Saskue added.
"See even the black hair gaki says so." The Tazuna felt something on his neck.
"Here are some words of advice old man. One don't call me a gaki. Two me and my girl are the strongest ones here. Three Emo-Prick here is the second weakest and gay." The last one he smirked.
"SASKUE-KUN IS NOT GAY!!" as Sakura yelled this Naruto closed his eyes and covered his ears. Then as Kyuu cleaned a kunai said
"Really? Then why did Naru-chan, Death, and myself see him and Sai in a lip lock in an ally?" know this is when everyone but Naruto and Kyuu looked shocked.
"Allies are not the best place to make out. Next time make sure it is in one of your rooms. Oh and Sakura." He then was behind her and whispered in her ear. When he pulled away she looked so shocked.
"What did you say?!" yelled Saskue. Naruto smirked and said
"I told her that you were uke." Now this made Saskue blush and shut up.
Kakashi was the first one to recover from the shock and said
"Well lets get this mission over with." Then the 5 of them left. On their way to the gate Kyuu asked
"Naru-chan will you summon Mizuki for me? I want to talk to her."
"Sure." Then Naruto opened a scroll and yelled
"Summoning Jutsu: Wolf!" when they looked the saw a silver she wolf. She was about as big as an adult horse.
"Konnichiwa Naruto-kun! How may I serve you?"
"Kyuu-chan wanted to ride and talk to you on our way to Wave country."
"That is fine with me. Konnichiwa Kyuu-chan!" the wolf said happily.
"Konnichiwa Mizuki!" she answered. Everyone looked between the wolf and Naruto.
"What?" he asked.
"How many summoning scrolls have you signed? And which ones?"
"Lets see, 16. There is foxes, wolfs, birds, toads, snakes, nekos, demons, and monkeys, also bugs." Kakashi and everyone looked at him.
"What? You shouldn't even be surprised."
"Your right we shouldn't."
"Let's go already." Naruto said.
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After walking half way Kyuu spotted a puddle. She tapped Naruto on the shoulder and he whispered
"I know. I have a plan." She nodded and Naruto sped up and ran through the puddle.
"Ow!" said the puddle. Naruto smirked and said
"Oops. Sorry."
Then all of a claw came up and wrapped around Naruto, Kyuu, Mizuki, and Kakashi. Then it tightened and then poof!
"Naruto, Kyuu, Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura yelled. Then two figures came up out of the puddle. The one on the right started to attack. Then the one on the left clawed Saskue on the arm and the one on the right was about to finish him off when Kakashi came out of the bushes and knocked the two out and tied them to a tree. Then they all herd clapping.
"Who's there?!"
"Well done, well done." Said a voice.
"But your dead." Saskue said.
"Did you really think that the Demon Brothers could kill us? Man no wonder Itachi let you live, your really entertaining." To this Saskue growled and then the three came out of the trees.
"Coward's!" Sakura yelled.
"We are not cowards banshee bitch. We wanted to scout ahead." Kyuu said.
"Why you!" Sakura yelled. Kyuu just smirked. Then Naruto looked to the brothers tied up. He then took water and poured it on them.
"Hey what's th-?!" the one on the left started but then he saw the person in front of them and stared and said
"Naruto-kun! Kyuu-san! Mizuki-chan! Where's Death-kun?"
"Not here right now."
"I saved him a bone." The on the right said.
"He's gonna like that. Let me get him. Summoning Jutsu: Fox!" there stood Death in all his bones.
"Hi Death-kun!' the two said.
"Hi!"
"We have a bone for you."
"Really?!" and his tail started to wag his tail. Then they got the bone and gave it to him.
"What are you doing anyways you two?" Naruto asked. The one petting Death said
"This guy named Gato hired Zabuza to kill the bridge builder." Naruto nodded his head.
"Go find some other job." He said.
"Hai! Bye!" the brothers said together, and they were gone. Kakashi looked at Naruto.
"Friends." Was all Naruto said and they were on their way again.
'Who is this kid really?' Kakashi thought.
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After walking for another hour Naruto yelled
"Duck!" then once everyone was down a big sword soared right over their heads. And a man stood on it.
"So they were telling the truth."
"Zabuza!"
"Yo! How you been?"
"We're okay I guess. Death has missed you." As if on cue Death tackled Zabuza making Naruto, Kyuu, and Mizuki laugh.
"They put you as a regular genin?"
"We asked the old man too."
"O. Why? Your better then copy cat here."
"Yeah. But we wanted to do it this way."
"True but now you're with copy cat, emo-pick, and banshee bitch."
"Not for long." Naruto said.
"Congrats. Herd from your uncle?"
"Nope. You?"
"Nope."
"You here cause of Gato?"
"Naruto-kun I'm hurt." Said a voice.
"Itachi!" Naruto said. Itachi laughed.
"We finally figured out why you left emo-prick alive!"
"Now I am interested." Itachi said.
"You left him alive cause he is entertaining."
"Part of the reason."
"So are you and Eriko having kids soon? Someone needs to rebuild your clan."
"What about my foolish brother?"
"Gay." Kyuu said. Itachi raised an eye brow.
"Really?"
"Yup. Saw him and Sai makin out in a ally." She said. Then she handed him a picture. Then she and Naruto jumped. Then Naruto was gone. Saskue felt something on his neck.
"Didn't you learn your lesson already. By the way the claws you were scratched with were poisoned." Naruto told him. Then he appeared behind Kyuu and wrapped his arms around her waist and put his chin on top of her head. While Zabuza and Itachi looked at the picture.
"No wonder he didn't attack you." Zabuza said to Itachi. Once they had stopped laughing.
"How have you been 'Tachi?" Kyuu asked.
"Okay for an S-class criminal. How have you been?"
"You already know. I almost killed Kabuto."
"You did?" Naruto nodded his head.
"What did he do?"
"Orochimaru came to ask me if I would join him. And I tricked him too."
"Now I'm interested." Itachi said.
"I told him that if he let me sign the snake summoning scroll I would. So he did then I told him I wouldn't join him so he tried to put the curse mark on me put I cut his head off. Then Kabuto healed him.
Orochimaru told him to kill us. So we fought. I won. As I was about to give the killing blow Orochimaru picked him up and they left. I was sooo close!"
"Your uncle will be so proud. If I see him before you I will tell him."
"Thanks Itachi. Also send letters to me too. All of you. Along with my uncle, you, Zabuza you too, Haku, Sasori, Deidara, Hiden, Zetsu, etc." The two nodded. Then Zabuza said
"I'll send Haku to see you soon."
"Arigato. Bye."
"Bye. See you." And the two ninja left. Nobody asked questions and they continued on to Tazuna's house.
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That was chapie 4! Hope you like it! Please let me know!
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