Disclaimer: If I owned Marvel there would be less characters hidden in the Archives.
Deadsori: Chun-Li IS Chinese but speaks mainly JAPANESE even in canon so nothing changes.
Edelta88: Dave was a borderlands 2 reference you get a free cookie
AN: It just hit me that this will be the quickest updating fic I have considering I don't need nearly as much planning.
Chapter 3: AVX part 1: It Begins
-White Room-
Two men were currently sitting at a table drinking a nice hot cup of coffee. One appeared to be in his late teens and had white hair and silver eyes that were in complete contrast to his tanned skin and black suit.
The other was a man that looked as if he were in his early twenties. He had short black hair, white skin, and two different colored eyes; one silver and one green. He was also wearing a replica of Wesker's outfit.
"So, Rebuke where is Rebuff right now anyway? She didn't finally sue you for sexual harassment did she?" Jorn asked with a smirk making his boss's right eyebrow twitch in annoyance.
"If you must know." Rebuke said as Jorn too another sip of his coffee. "I sent her on a mission to the Marvel universe-"
"*PFFFFFFT*" Jorn spit his coffee in to his boss's face as he began coughing wildly. Rebuke grimaced as he wiped his face. "*Cough* Why the hell would you do that? I thought we we're going to leave the comic book universes alone after what you did to Batman." Jorn stated as he looked at rebuke with wide eyes.
"Hey how would I know that giving Batman a green lantern ring would stop all evil as we knew it?" Rebuke defended himself weakly.
"It's a super power based on willpower, intelligence, and imagination." Jorn deadpanned before shaking his head. "And really out of all the heroes that you have saved already and all the operatives we have in X7, me included, you chose THAT psycho bitch."
"She's not THAT bad." Rebuke defended weakly. Jorn scoffed and crossed his arms.
"Do I need to bring up the incident with the condom and the itching powder?"
"The HORROR!" Rebuke shrieked as he began to hold his crotch protectively.
"Case and point." Jorn said in monotone before sighing. "And really of ALL the time frames…you chose this one?"
"What's wrong with the time frame?" Rebuke asked in confusion. Jorn just pointed out the window as he sipped his coffee. Turning to where he pointed; Rebuke paled as he saw Nova flashing through space as a giant flaming bird chased him down. "Oh…"
"Yeah, oh." Jorn then gave the man a glare. "How the hell are you still the leader again?"
"I don't know maybe, because between the two of us, I never caused an entire solar system to implode on itself by trying to create my own Dark-Gundam." Rebuke deadpanned as he stood up from the table, leaving a wide-eyed Jorn behind.
"Low blow man, not cool."
-Utopia: Beach 2 days-
BGM: War- Sick puppies
"I promised that I would help you with your personal problems, right Spider-Man?" Chun-Li asked in a deceptively sweet tone.
"Uhh, Yeah?" Spider-Man asked cautiously.
"So why am I now participating in a war between two sides of super powered individuals over a teenage girl that will soon have the ability to blow up planets."
"Never said my life was easy…I'll shut up now." Spider-Man trailed off at the glare he received.
"Smartest thing I've heard you say since we've met."
"Take the beach." Captain America ordered the Avengers plus Chun-Li. As they dripped wet while standing in the water.
"Drive them back in to the sea." Cyclops ordered the mutants before both sides charged at each other.
"Let's just pray that Laura can succeed in her mission." Chun-Li muttered as she found herself kicking a mutant in the face.
"Of course she can, I trained her don'tcha know?" Spider-Man said with a fake Irish accent as he webbed another mutant, making the martial artist roll her eyes.
"Kikouken!"
-Flash Back-
"I realize this might be uncomfortable and that you may be branded a traitor, but believe me. This is the best course of action." Captain America said as the assembled Avengers looked at the young clone.
"Murderer, whore, weapon, monster it's just another title." Laura said in monotone making the Captain look completely uncomfortable.
"Seriously, why isn't this kid an Avenger?" Iron-Man once again asked incredulously before shaking his head. "Well kid, after this we're thinking of adding Hero to that list."
-Flash Back: END-
So now we find Laura sneaking into the tower overlooking the beach just as Emma Frost ran out and hit Iron-Man with a diamond punch.
"Most expensive punch in history." Laura mused to herself as she snuck through the building. "God that idiot is rubbing off on me." She stopped her thoughts as she came to a sealed door and pressed her ear to it.
"You're right. Laurie sorry about your nose, by the way." A voice said in a deceptively calm voice.
"Alright, Hope's in there I just have to get her out of here now." Laura thought before frowning at the different scents she was picking up. "Damn, there are too many if I want to even come close to succeeding I have to take Surge and Pixie out first before they can notice I'm there.'
"Say what-"
*CRACK*
"D-did Hope just break that girl's nose?" Laura thought to herself in disbelief.
"Don't you get it? The Avengers are going to war with the X-men because of me. That tells me one thing." Hope began with a near growl. "I must be the biggest damn gun out there." Laura was about to enter when an explosion shook the room. Laura quickly entered as the now flaming Hope looked at her in surprise.
"We have to get you out of here." X-23 said seriously, she had no time to question what had happened. Get in and get out that was her mission.
"Don't tell me you're following Cyclops orders too?" Hope said sounding slightly hurt.
"Not at all." X-23 denied as she shook her head. "Now copy my mutation, we can't afford for you to get too hurt getting out of here." (LIAG Helpful Info: Hope is an omega level mutant with ties to the Phoenix Force. She has the ability to copy mutations from many mutants just by being close to them. The powers fade with distance from whoever they were copied from.)
-Earlier Nearby Sewage pipe-
Spider-Man and Wolverine we're currently walking through a large sewage pipe, well Wolverine was; Spider-Man was crawling on the side of it
"So we're sneaking in via the good old fashioned sewage pipe?" Spider-Man asked making Logan growl.
"I didn't ask you to come with me did I?"
"Must have slipped your mind." Spidey quipped as he continued to follow the feral mutant. "I figured someone has to come along who's a bit….less stabby?"
-Minutes Later-
Spider-Man crawled into room where he saw Laura speaking to a flaming Hope.
"Whoa, is she supposed to be doing a Human Torch impersonation?" Spidey quipped as he stared at the young mutant. Logan growled and pushed him to the side.
*Snickt!*
"Move, Bub!" Wolverine growled as he swung his claws furiously at a shocked Hope.
"Logan, what are you doing!?" Spidey shouted in horror.
"What has to be done!" Logan growled out.
"Hope, move!" X-23 shouted as she knocked the red-head to the side. Logan watched in horror as he cut his clone in half. Hope watched with wide eyes as her friend fell apart in front of her.
"Laura! Damn it Logan!"
! Spider-Sense MOVE!
Before our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man could act on his instinct Logan suddenly exploded in to flames, taking the room with him. The infuriated Hope then flew out of the room.
"I will end this Laura; your sacrifice wasn't in vain." Hope thought furiously as she flew across the waters
-Ten minutes later-
BGM: END
"You know we have to spar later, right?" Iron fist said to Chun-Li as, they alongside Captain America and Ant-Man ran down the hallway towards the room.
"I'll think about-"Chun-Li stopped with a gasped as she looked around the room at the smoking bodies. Tears began to fall from her face as she saw the downed Spider-Man and the seemingly dead Laura.
"Hope!" Cyclops shouted as he entered the room with Emma. They stared wide-eyed at the carnage.
"Uhh…" Spider-Man groaned in agony. "L-Laura, p-please s-say something." Spider-Man groaned as he tried to crawl to his downed pupil.
"I-I hate, L-Logan." The clone managed to cough out, making her mentor grin tiredly, as blood pooled underneath her. "S-someone…set me back t-together. This …is uncomfortable *Cough*" She pleaded making the Captain nod his head. Chun-Li sighed in relief before glaring at Logan's blood soaked claws. There was only one thing in the room that could damage her teammate like that. She had to be restrained by Ant-man as she began to stomp her way towards the feral mutant while her hands shone with chi.
"You did your best, soldier." The Captain said softly as he set the two halves together.
"N-Not good enough." Laura growled as her eyes began to go blood shot. Her berserker state would increase the rate of the healing, but it would also be too weak to resist Laura taking control.
"We surrender." Cyclops said angrily as he turned to the Captain.
-Hours Later-
"GAHH!" Logan screamed out as his eyes snapped open.
"I gotta say, watching yourself grow back organs is disgusting. Spider-Man said as he tossed the naked Wolverine some clothes. Logan grunted as he put the clothing on.
"Where's the kid, where's Hope?" Spider-Man grunted as he pointed at a human shaped hole in the wall.
"She got away."
"Oh crud, it's all comin' back to me now." Wolverine began before felt the sensation of being lifted from his feet and slammed in to a wall.
*BAM*
Logan was currently being lifted in to the sky by Spider-Man's left hand while his right hand destroyed the wall behind Logan.
"Damn it Logan! Do you fucking THINK!?" Spider-Man shouted out. "If Laura wasn't your clone she'd be dead. So help me if she didn't pull through that…"
"The kid got in my way, it's not my fault-"Logan stopped talking as the hand around his neck tightened.
"We were supposed to keep Hope safe! What was that bull shit you just tried? You warn me about keeping Laura safe, but you're the source and summit of everything that's wrong with her!" Spider-Man shouted out and fury. Spider-Man tossed the mutant to the side of the room. "Try something like that again and we will be fighting for days." Spider-Man threatened before releasing the feral with a sigh. "At least Cyclops gave up-"
"What!" Logan shouted as he got to his feet and ran to the door "No that's not his style at all!"
"Wait up!" Spidey shouted as he followed the feral.
-Outside-
Laura was currently wincing as she was attempting to perform the complicated stretches Chun-LI was ordering her to do.
"Just twist your abdomen a little further." Chun-LI instructed as she watched the girl struggle to keep her footing.
"Why am I doing this?" Laura struggled out as she was sure that she had reached the limit of her flexibility.
"We have to see if your body re-attached itself naturally." Chun-Li said before placing a hand on Laura's shoulder. "Alright that's enough, you're okay." She smiled as the young mutant wasted no time in falling on her back and taking a deep breath.
"We have to find her." Laura said simply as she gazed up at the sky.
"And we will, but please try not to get cut in half again; it's bad for your health if you didn't know." Chun-Li said with a smirk as Laura glared at her.
"You spend too much time with Spider-Man." Laura deadpanned making the woman chuckle. Laura released a tired sigh as she turned towards the X-men where Dr. Strange was currently holding a young blonde mutant. She looked at the prone form of Magik within the sorcerer's arms before noticing Cyclops' small smirk. Laura widened her eyes and realization and tried to stand. "Shit!" She winced as she struggled to stand. Phantom pains were always a bitch to her after some of her more devastating injuries.
"What's wrong?" Chun-Li asked in concern as she helped her team mate up.
"I knew it was too easy, we gotta stop them now-"
"Are you all blind!?" Wolverine shouted as he rushed the X-Men. Laura watched in dismay as the mutants all disappeared in a flash of white light, leaving behind a group of stunned Avengers.
"Are you serious? Something in my life couldn't be easy for once?" Spider-Man groaned as he swung behind Logan. The real Dr. Strange suddenly appeared on the ground panting. Laura walked passed Captain America checking the man for injuries while holding her side, as she went to Spider-Man with Chun-Li right behind her.
"Spider-Man." Laura greeted.
"You all better Laura?" Spider-Man asked in concern as he checked her over.
"It's just the phantom pains at this point." Laura said as Chun-Li shook her head in wonder.
"If I didn't see it I wouldn't believe it, that 'healing factor' of yours is incredibly useful." Chun-Li spoke up with a slight grimace. Seeing someone cut in half wasn't a very pleasant experience for her.
"Will it be any trouble? We can have you sit this out." Spidey said with concern as he looked at his pupil. Laura waved off his concern and shook her head.
"It'll be gone in a few minutes, but we have to figure out something to do. As we've seen Logan can't be trusted, he's too close to this." Laura said with a frown. Hope had reminded her of herself sometimes and she had given the other teen some advice when things got to be too much for the mutant messiah. So it should be of no surprise that Laura would want to end this with the girl alive. Seeing her concern Spider-Man just ruffled her hair, once again receiving a glare for it.
"Remember Laura, one of the most important things in being a hero is knowing that most of the time, the good guys win in the end." Laura frowned in thought at his words.
-With Black Widow-
The assassin approached the Captain with a sigh.
"Captain, we might need to bring in everyone for this." The red-head said with a defeated sigh, Captain though over her words for a second before releasing his own sigh.
"We'll call our teams up the more allies the better." Captain America said before turning to Tony. "You too."
"Did it five minutes ago Rogers."
-MJ's flat-
Mary Jane and Crimson Viper were currently watching the T.V when Mary Jane's phone rang. MJ picked it up and put in on speaker.
"I may be in need of some assistance." Black widow bluntly making the model snort as Viper rolled her eyes.
"Weren't you the one who said, and I quote, 'don't come with me, the Avengers should be enough to handle this.'" Crimson Viper sad sounding horribly amused at the situation.
"Don't be mean Viper." MJ chided teasingly, they could practically hear Natasha roll her eyes.
"The entire team has been compromised, we need more allies." Black Widow said in exasperation. MJ had to repress a giggle honestly she was going to help anyway so she could finally meet up with Peter, but it was always fun to annoy the stoic red-head. Maybe this is why Peter acted the way he did?
"Annoying a woman who knows over 42 ways to kill you, you have gotten brave." Sonja's voice rang throughout her head.
"What can I say, it's funny."
"Is she doing that thing where she talks to Sonja behind our backs?" Natasha asked over the line sounding incredibly annoyed.
"Yup, and it's still rude." Viper replied with a mock glare.
"Whatever, please get us some transportation ready; we'll be there as soon as we can." MJ said making Viper look at her with wide-eyes.
"We we're just getting to the good part!" She complained making MJ roll her eyes.
"It's Netflix, we can watch Batman beat up more people whenever." Crimson Viper groaned as she stood up.
"I swear if I ever meet that man…" Crimson Viper trailed off as she put on her gloves
"Please, Batman doesn't exist." MJ said as she rolled her eyes before bursting in to a bright light, leaving Red Sonja standing in her place.
Oh if only she knew.
"Alright a car should be on its way to pick you both up."
*Click*
"I'm going to participating in my first fight to save the world…if Peter could see me now…" MJ trailed off as Sonja smirked.
"He'd have a heart attack."
PAUSE
Next Chapter AVX part 2: Fast ball Special Gone Wrong.
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