The Last Spartan

Yo, here again, I promise I have more work done then put up, it's just finding the time to type it all out which is a pain in my rear.

Disclaimer: I do not own Devil May Cry

"The Hell do you mean 'I can't get through'?!" Trish demanded

"I mean there's a seal on this thing that prevents me from entering!" Dante yelled furiously

The four of them were in the orphanage basement. The portal in which had swallowed Evalen into Hell was still present. Dante had been trying for hours to break it open. He'd resolved into doing a stare down with the seal, which he was loosing pitifully.

"Oh, come on! Stop being a wuss! Let's blow this thing to smithereens!" Lady whined as her rocket launcher laid across her lap.

"We are NOT blowing it up!" Nero snapped

"Party Pooper." Lady muttered under her breath

"If you two can't cut it out I'll…" Dante started when the seal began to pulse and a woman stepped through.

The four of them stared.

The young woman, but 20, had silver hair with blond highlights. She wore a sheen silver-grey dress constructed together of Hellian Spider Webs. Around her torso was a black corset tied with purple lace. She wore thigh high black boots with purple buckles. On her head was a purple headband that resembled a tiara, one red and one black die on each of her ears, a necklace that held a gold locket, a silver bracelet and a matching ring. Her bangs covered her eyes.

"What a FINE piece of meat." Nero whistled

"Quiet boy, I'll deal with you later, but first." Vergil said following the young woman through the portal, and then he turned to Dante

"Just who do you think you are," he asked as he stepped around the young woman "Making her cry?!"

"Making who cry?" Dante asked, thrown by the question

"Her!" Vergil hollered and pointed to the woman

"Who's she?" Trish asked

"Shut up girl. I'm dealing with Dante now" he sneered

"But I agree with Trish. Just who is she? I've never seen her in my life." Dante shrugged

Vergil stared at him, the second ticked by and he finally sent his hand across Dante's cheek "How dare you" he began when the woman stepped between them

"Drop it" She ordered. Her voice was strong and melodious

"But!" Vergil started

"No but's! I said drop it." Her voice rang through the room

"And just who are you to order them around?" Lady asked

"And this is why I can't stand you humans" Vergil snapped

The woman looked to Dante "You seriously don't know me?"

"No" he shook his head

The woman pulled back her bangs revealing her teal eyes

Dante, Nero, Trish, and Lady gasped

"Evalen?" Dante asked in disbelieve

"In the flesh" she smiled her ruby red lips separating slightly to reveal pearly white teath

"Where have you been?" Worry was set deep in his eyes

"Hell." She shrugged

"What were you doing there!?" he demanded

"Well, actually I'm not quite sure. I remember hearing a voice call to me and then being in a forest and Vergil spearing me…But I can't say anything definite." Evalen shrugged

"Well, on any case, I'm glad you" Dante started

"OH MY GOD! I JUST HIT ON MY REALLY SEXY AUNT!!!!!" Nero cried interrupting Dante and forcing everyone to stare at him

"As though I'm extremely pleased that you've finally recognized me, if you ever call me sexy again I'll have to kill you." Evalen said with a malicious smile

Lady and Trish glanced at each other, nodded to each other, and began to inch away from Evalen. She didn't let them know she knew exactly what they were about to do.

"Anyways, Vergil will be with us for a while before he goes back home. Is that okay Dante?" Evalen looked to him

"Of course not. He's not welcome on Earth. He's to go back 'home' immediately." Dante replied sternly

"I'm not going any were." I'm not about to leave my baby sister with a slow and irresponsible imbecile like you."

"Oh, yes you are. Because my baby sister knows I'll protect her and do anything for her"

"But my baby sister wants me around. That's why she asked"

"Unfortunately for you I own the shop."

"It's a shame, but I have deed."

"I paid for it."

"Under my signature"

"My money"

"On my land"

"If you two don't stop bickering I'M going to buy my own house and neither of you will be permitted to step foot on the lawn!" Evalen said through gritted teeth.

"Fine. But he has to sleep in Nero's room." Dante caved, and started to go upstairs

"Why my room?" Nero whined

"Oh, you don't want some quality father-son time?" Vergil teased

"HELL NO!" Nero shouted

Lady stepped in front of Evalen just before she reached the stairs, her back to Evalen, her rocket launcher aimed to her brothers and nephew.

Trish pointed the nose of her gun to the back of Evalen's head.

"Come on Evalen, you agree with me, ri..?" Nero turned around and gasped

Dante and Vergil whipped around.

"Just what do you think your doing?" Dante shouted

"I'm sorry, but this needs to be done." Lady apologized

"Trish, I'm going to warn you once. Drop the gun." Evalen said calmly

"Good-bye Evalen" Trish replied

"NOOOO!" Dante and Nero shouted at the same time just before Trish pulled the trigger.