Disclaimer: I'm all fired up! And not like human torch cause I don't own marvel!
MINIGAME TIME! : Let's see if you can figure out the next Villain AND Hero team before the end of the Chapter. Let's see if anyone of my LIAG can predict my next move! I'm looking at you Ryuus2!
Also thanks to BlueInfernoX I realized I made error in my facts, it's not really that big nor does it impact the story but an error's an error! Madame web was Spider-woman AFTER the current one not before. My bad, but in my defense there's like 3 or more of them So this chapter is dedicated to him,Ryuus2, and Ikazuchi16 whose review alone motivated me to double this chapters length!
Hint 1: Even Harems have a dark side
Hint 2: The future is still bright
"Wait before you start the chapter I gotta ask, if Team demise is fighting is their round two…who the hell are they going to fight at the end of this tournament that's could be THAT traumatizing?" Deadpool questioned as he scratched his head.
Check the end.
"Oh…shit. Damn. Well I'm glad my team is going to-*BAM*"
No Spoilers!
Chapter 8: …A Talon shall rise.
-The next day: Avenger's Tower: Night time-
Seven individuals were standing on the roof of the avengers HQ. Three of them were the members of Team Amazing and another three were the members of Team Despair. Rebuff stood in between the two teams with a microphone.
"Alright, we had a slight detour with the world ending and all, but now were back for round two!" Rebuff began as the sound of cheering came from the streets below. "As for the rules of this grudge match of all grudge matches. You each get one opponent each, the fights end when your opponent is killed, knocked out, or forfeits." The psycho-bitch began with a smile. "For this match I am separating each match across the globe, meaning you will all be MILES away from each other, but do not worry! Should you defeat your enemy you will be teleported to a team mate randomly to help them out, any questions?"
"Let's begin now I have a Spider to crush!" The Green Goblin laughed insanely as Kimura smirked while gazing at Laura, who was wearing her armored costume.
"I agree with the elf. I have a toy to play with…it'll be just like old times." Kimura smiled as Laura glared at her fiercely. Akuma stared at Chun-Li, who stared back at him with a frown. Something in the young martial artist's eyes interested Akuma and he was curious to find out what it was.
"Okay, okay, wait a minute you fucking monster." Rebuff sneered before looking at both teams. "Here are the matches."
The Amazing Spider-Man vs. The Green Goblin
"You two won't go far as you will have your matchup right here in New York City. It seems fitting that everything ends here." Rebuff said as the Green goblin laughed hysterically. "The next match is…"
Chun-Li vs. Akuma
"Now you two will be taking the fight down in Tokyo, the surroundings should be familiar enough for you both to fight effectively." Rebuff told the two martial artists, who nodded; their eyes never leaving each other's. "And the dramatic final fight is this."
Talon vs. Kimura
"You two will be fighting at the abandoned building of the Facility." Rebuff said two them making Laura's eyes widen as Kimura's grin did the same. "And not just any building, but the same one that Talon's legacy began; this seems like a fitting spot. Now…it's time to fight. Oh and quick rule change for this match, if you die you stay dead. This fight will end when there are three defeats, Good Luck."
"Match. TAvsTD: Begin."
The six individuals quickly found themselves engulfed in a blue light.
*FLASH*
-Tokyo: Chun-Li vs. Akuma-
Chun-Li and Akuma found themselves in front of each other on a building in Tokyo.
"…" Akuma glared at Chun-Li who glared right back at him. Chun-Li could feel his Killing intent, but honestly after all the bullshit that had transpired in the past month she found herself not giving a single fuck about the man in front of her.
Oh sure he could completely and utterly destroy her. But for some reason she just didn't give a damn.
"Your eyes…they show no fear, why?"
"I've just been in a war that spread across dimensions and fought on the moon. I fought alongside gods." Chun-Li began with a disturbed whisper as she began walking towards Akuma, who raised an eyebrow as he began to feel her rising killing intent. "I've seen absolute destruction and attacked people that could level countries." Chun-Li continued as she walked forward with her voice rising. "I've literally been to hell and back and I've seen a friend die and resurrect while another survived being cut in half."
"How's that possible?" Akuma sounded actually curious
"Long story, but worst of all I have been through so much complete and utter bullshit that I have lost track of my cycle, but I do owe you my gratitude." At this point Chun-Li was completely in the demonic martial artist's face glaring up into his eyes.
"What is this cycle that you speak of? And why would you owe me any gratitude." A-fucking-kuma asked sounding slightly concerned. His eyes widened as she gave him a grin that was a little too wide to be considered sane. Chun-Li began to chuckle before erupting in loud laughter as she laughed she began to weep at the same time as the frustration of everything she went through upon entering this insane new world began to finally show itself.
"I owe you my gratitude because of your ugly ass face I am more pissed off then I ever have been before!" Chun-Li grinned happily. "I am going to dietoday, but I'll be damned if I'm going out without a smile on my face, because guess what!?" Chun-Li questioned with a grin as her eyes showed the last of her sanity leaving through her tears.
"…What?"
"I'm bleeding and my stomach hurts and we haven't even fought yet. You have picked the wrong fucking day of the month to fight me!" Faster than Akuma could track her insane expression instantly went stone-faced, before she held her head in agony.
-Chun-Li's mindscape-
Chun-Li suddenly found herself staring at a bright white wall that seemed to be made of glass. It had a single small, almost unnoticeable crack that continued to grow. Chun-Li raised a chi covered fist and slammed it into the wall
*CRASH*
-Real World-
"I KNOW EVERYTHING!" Chun-Li roared as a pillar of chi erupted from her body and seemingly went on forever into the sky. Akuma took a step back in shock at the impossible amounts of chi the woman was exerting.
"Impossible!" Akuma shouted as Chun-Li continued to roar from within the pillar.
"I have been the minor character of this team for too long; why the hell is this a marvel vs. Capcom crossover If my team mates are going to get the most screen time!?" Chun-Li roared as Akuma was forced to his knees.
"It doesn't matter how strong you get, I will still defeat you!" Akuma roared as he began to exert his chi.
"Let's see you beat my rank five hyper combo!"
"Hyper-what?"
"Here I go!" Chun-Li blasted straight towards him "Unauthorized scene switch! When I do this, you will fall automatically!"
-Unauthorized switch to Deadpool-
"Someone else is aware of the fourth wall this could potentially end existence as we know it!" Deadpool shouted as he stood up. "COOOOOL!"
-A few minutes earlier With Squirrel Girl-
A bloodied squirrel girl stood over the downed form of Thanos as a cloaked woman thanked her profusely.
"H-how…" Thanos groaned as Squirrel Girl spit blood to the side.
"Because I have people to protect, and no matter how strong you become or who you have helping you, I WILL come back and I WILL defeat you time after time." Squirrel girl said tiredly as Thanos' eyes closed.
"I apologize, Thanos had found a way to control my mind and pit me against you. You have my eternal gratitude. You truly are the Universes greatest warrior."
"Ah forget about it! It's what heroes do!" Squirrel Girl grinned before crossing her arms. "But can you please give Spidey a break? He's just tryna' help people." Squirrel Girl pouted as Death turned to her in surprise. (LIAG HELPFUL INFO: Death is the personification of death…yeah do I really need to explain anymore? Anything you think she can do, she probably can.)
"How did you know?"
"Seriously? No one has that much bad luck." Squirrel Girl deadpanned.
"It's just every time he uses his infernal Spider-sense he escapes me again!"
"But he's a good guy! Seriously I got bored and read his biography a week ago…his life sucks." Squirrel girl pouted as her tail sagged.
"Think of it as, oh what is it you human's play-ah got it! Think of it as a game of ding-dong ditch that has been going on for years. His clones were never "Born" so I can ignore them, but he is starting to become a nuisance."
"I thought you could do anything! You're Death! Can't you just tune him out?" Squirrel Girl asked incredulously.
"…"
"Oh my God, are you kidding me?" Squirrel Girl face-palmed as Death had the decency to look sheepish. She snapped her fingers and cleared her throat.
"There it's done, now when I feel him again, he'll actually be dead. His luck is now back and because you helped me, I'll increase it with his Karma. Every Good deed he does will increase his luck, but if he becomes aware of what I have done my blessing will end. Keep it a secret" Squirrel Girl nodded her head at the deity, before her body went rigid.
"Impossible! Someone has become aware, but how!?" Squirrel shook her head before smiling at Death. "Sorry ma'am, but my planet needs me! If you need me you know where to find me, and I'll tell Deadpool you said hi!" Squirrel Girl shouted as she began running towards a portal. "Let's go Tippy Toe!" Her side-kick squirrel ran up her shoulder as they went on another exciting adventure filled with peril and danger for the greater good! (LIAG HELPFUL INFO: Deadpool is madly in love with Death.)
"Such a nice child."
-With She-Hulk-
"Well damn. Oh well they can deal with it." She hulk muttered as she felt someone break the fourth wall. She turned to her team mates who were helping her with a case. "Time for a triple finish boys!" Shulkie whispered as Phoenix and Dare Devil smirked. As one all three slammed their hands on a table, causing it to explode, and pointed at the witness. "OBJECTION!"
-With Rebuff-
"What the hell did you do!? The White Room nearly blew up!" Rebuke shouted making Rebuff wince. She could swear she could hear one of their foot soldiers screaming about their leg.
"Hey! I didn't do shit, Chun-Li broke the fourth wall on her own during her fight with Akuma!" Rebuff defended to her boss as she glared at her phone.
"For the love of-why is she fighting Akuma so soon after Avengers vs. X-men? She needs a month at least! Too much non-canon frustration can make a fictional character snap and shatter their fourth wall!"
"Now you tell me…"
"Listen it's just a spontaneous event. As soon as the current object of her hate is taken care of, her mind will recreate the wall for its own protection and provide her false memories of what happened. Make sure you give them breaks after events!"
"Gotcha' boss!"
-Later: With Chun-Li-
A downed Akuma winced as he looked up at a battle scarred Chun-Li. Her hair was down and she had multiple rips on her clothes, but she stood tall and glared down at Akuma as the sun set behind her.
"You are a strong opponent, but because I have something to live for I will always find a way to defeat you! And I will continue to stand tall no matter what, now excuse me; I have a life to lead on without fear." Chun-Li said dramatically as she flashed away in a bright light.
Akuma is no Longer able to battle.
Chun-Li: WINNSSSSSS
Team Amazing: 1
Team Despair: 0
Now thanks to her fake memories, Chun-Li thought she had a battle that included great dialogue which, if heard, would make any listener contemplate their lives. Oh yes that battle she thought she had was truly emotional. Her desperate struggle took them around the entire city as she punched and kicked until her fists and feet bled! Thanks to overcoming the impossible odds from such a heroic battle, from this point on Chun-Li would become a stronger person and never ever give up! Chun-Li could swear that at some points in the battle she heard music from the American band, Skillet, sounding from out of nowhere as she continued her desperate struggle.
But that battle didn't happen.
What really happened was she over charged her Chi and blew herself, Akuma, and the building they were on up, and Chun-li managed not to take the brunt of the explosion.
-New York-
Chun-Li appeared and gasped as she saw Spider-Man raising one of his venomous stingers, prepared to kill the Green Goblin, who was missing both of his arms and legs.
-Earlier: Spider-Man vs. The Green Goblin-
BGM: Narcissistic Cannibal- Korn (Feat Skrillex and Kill The Noise)
Spider-Man leaped from the building he was on as he dodged more bombs from his arch-nemesis.
"Come on little spider you can run from your demise!" The green villain said with an insane chuckle.
"You know what Norm? I honestly don't even get why we're doing this." Spider-Man shouted back as he ran on the side of a building. "In the end you are just going to lose, we both know that. You couldn't beat me with your Iron-Man cosplay as the Iron-Patriot, so why do you think you can beat me now?"
"Silence!" The Goblin shouted as he threw more bombs. Spider-Man back-flipped off of the building and over the bombs before aiming his hand at the Goblin.
"Web Ball!" Spidey shouted as he shot a ball of web into Norman's face.
"Ahh!" The Green Goblin roared as he tried to rip off the webbing. Spider-Man quickly web-zipped to him and delivered a devastating punch to his face sending him flying through the sky, but unfortunately his glider flew back to him and he landed safely. "Is that all you got! Honestly after all of done you still hold back? Pathetic!"
"I refuse to go down that path because of you Osborn!" Spider-Man shouted making the goblin laugh.
"You truly are weak! No wonder your precious girlfriend came to me for comfort! It's a shame that our children were such failures, then again judging by how easily I killed her that's expected!" Spider-Man went rigid. (LIAG HELPFUL INFO: Yup…Gwen had an affair with Norman and birthed two kids that would later rapidly age because of the goblin formula and attempt to kill Peter. Yup. Good go marvel-sarcasm-)
-Meanwhile Avenger's Tower-
The avengers that we're watching the fight stared at the screen in disbelief.
"Oh shit!" Hawkeye shouted as even Tony looked on in disbelief.
"He actually brought it up, holy shit, he brought it up!" Tony had read Spider-Man's bio and was praying that the insane man wouldn't bring those actions up, but he did. Natasha said nothing, but kept watching in morbid curiosity.
-Sogaria-
"Damn it, he brought it up!" MJ shouted in fury. "Please Peter don't let it get to you, you'll never forgive yourself."
-Back to Spidey-
"And I murdered your daughter, haha I don't even remember that one! Must be a testament to how worthless she is! Your wife too since you gave her up hahaha!"
-Sogaria-
"Kill his ass. I can run damage control with your guilt later." MJ said bluntly while Crimson Viper turned to her in shock.
-Back to Spidey-
BGM: END
BGM: One Step Closer- Linkin Park
As if hearing MJ Spider-Man leaped forward silently and slammed a fist into Norman sending him flying through a building and into the streets behind it. Spider-Man swung after him and saw him lying on a side walk as civilians watched in disbelief.
*Thud*
Spider-Man landed and began walking calmly towards the insane man. Resting his hand on a car, Spider-Man cemented his hand to it, and lifted it above his head as he stared at Norman. The Green goblin threw a razor bat at him, but Spider-Man tilted his head slightly causing the spinning blade to only break his right lenses. A single red eye glared at Norman coldly.
"Go ahead do it! Make my day it's not like you'll do it!" Norman laughed loudly.
"Hey that's my car!" A random civilian said from across the street. Spider-Man turned to him and the man gave him a thumbs up. "Hey it's cool; just have Tony buy me a new one!" Spider-Man nodded his head before slamming the car onto Norman.
*BOOOM*
The Explosion sent both Spider-Man and the Green Goblin's bodies flying, but Spider-Man managed to recover in mid-air and web-zipped to where Norman was.
"*cough* I…knew you couldn't do it!" Norman said tiredly as he laughed hysterically. "Don't you get it!? Until one of us dies this will never end hahaha!" Spider-Man said nothing as he raised his foot and slammed onto the Goblin's right knee.
*CRUNCH*
"GAHHHH-Ahahahah! That's the best you got!?" Norman asked as his right leg got blown off under twenty-tons of force. Spider-Man Raised his foot over Norman's left knee and repeated the process.
*CRUNCH*
The Green Goblin thrashed in pain before continuing his laughter.
"It hurts you doesn't it! I live; I'll kill someone else you love. I die, I get what I want! You can't beat me!" The Green Goblin shouted as Spider-Man raised his foot above Norman's right shoulder.
*CRUNCH*
"AHAHAHA! The power it feels good doesn't it. Think; if you were like this all of the time your villains would never bother anyone again!" The Green Goblin said sinisterly as blood continued to pool from underneath him. Spider-Man rose his foot over Norman's left shoulder.
*CRUNCH*
"Come on you coward! End me! Who else do I have to take away from you in order for you to finish me!?" The Goblin screeched. "How about that new pupil of yours? Her healing factor is useful; maybe I can destroy her after I force her to give me a worthy heir!"
-Avenger's tower-
"Oh he is so fucking dead!" Hawkeye gaped as Natasha's fist was bleeding from how hard she was clenching her fist.
"He's had to deal with this psycho since he was a teenager, I do not envy him." Tony shook his head in disgust. "I know one thing, he's going to get a metal-clad foot up his ass if he thinks he's going anywhere near my favorite little avenger." Captain America continued to glare at the screen until he noticed someone was missing.
"Hey where's Logan?" Steve questioned, and sure enough the feral mutant was nowhere to be found.
"You know sometimes I forget he's practically a ninja with all of his growling." Hawkeye said as he looked around the roof for the feral.
-Back to Spidey-
That was the last straw. So what if Goblin got his win, he refused to be the one who put Laura through more shit.
"You win Norman, it ends today!" Spider-Man shouted as he cocked his right fist back.
*RIPP*
A bone spike ripped from his wrist as Spider-Man knelt down to end the insane man once and for all.
"Die!"
BGM: END
! Spider-Sense!
"KIKOSHO!" Spider-Man's body slammed into a building after a large amount of chi slammed into his body.
"Baka! (1)" Chun-Li roared as she glared at her team mate. "Do you think? You said yourself that you wouldn't be able to stop after you kill someone! Look at the larger picture not only would the Goblin win, he'd destroy your very foundation as a hero along with the lives of whoever else you kill after this!"
"What am I supposed to do then?" Spider-Man shouted as he leaped forward and glared into Chun-Li's eyes. The martial artist wasn't even intimidated by the crimson eyes burning at her.
"You leave him!" Chun-Li bit out as she gestured to the fallen form of Osborn. "He has no arms or legs! What the fuck can he do?"
"You don't know him; even like that he can still do so much."
"Then get prepared!" Chun-Li shouted back. "Trust me, sure the guilt of killing him will fade with time, but the frustration of knowing he got what he wanted, that he died with a smile will haunt you forever!" Spider-Man took a step back and clenched his fists.
"Damn it!" Spider-Man shouted as he released a full powered punch at his team mate.
*BOOOM*
"You feel better now?" Chun-Li asked softly. Spider-Man's fist went passed her face and destroyed the wall of the building behind her. She gave him a hug as his body shook with pent up frustration. After a bit Spider-Man released a tired sigh and webbed up the Goblin, preventing him from bleeding out.
"I won't kill you. You will never have the satisfaction of breaking me, but at the same time I refuse to let you hurt anyone else. Every time you come back I will stop you again and again. This is our struggle, our eternal hell, get ready." Spider-Man said coldly as he and Chun-Li disappeared in a flash of light.
The Green Goblin is unable to continue.
Spider-Man WINSSSSSSS
Team Amazing: 2
Team Despair: 0
"COME BACK HERE AND KILL ME! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! SPIDER-MAN!" The Green shouted in fury. "I"LL KILL YOU AND THOSE BITCHES OF YOURS! YOU WANT AN ETERNAL HELL FINE, ILL SHOW YOU HELL!"
"Shut the hell up, bub." A voice growled and Norman looked up to see Wolverine glaring down at him. "You see I overheard your conversation, you want Spider-Man to kill you and he wants you to be stopped without killing you." Wolverine continued.
"What does it matter to you mutt?"
"You see it was none of my business, until you brought Laura in to this." Logan growled out. "I'll deny it instantly, but that bug is a friend and Laura's practically my brat, even if we don't get along we have each other's backs, so when you come along and threaten both an ally and my brat then we have a problem." It was then that Norman began to realize what was about to happen.
"No damn you! It has to be Spider-Man don't you dare!" Norman shouted in fear.
"Sorry, Spider-Man doesn't kill, that's what I do." Wolverine grinned viciously. "And I am the best at what I do."
"NOOOO!"
*SNICKT*
-Abandoned Facility-
Chun-Li and Spider-Man fell from the sky as they saw the deceased form of Laura lying in sand as Kimura continued to laugh hysterically.
-Earlier: Talon vs. Kimura-
Laura watched with wide eyes as she found herself at her place of her origin as a smirking Kimura began to laugh.
"Oh this is just perfect." Kimura began with an insane gleam in her eyes. "I love this place; it brings back fond memories of when I got my first toy." Laura glared at the monster in front of her in pure hatred. "You hate me don't you? Why? I'm not the one who did that." Kimura said as she pointed to a decayed corpse that lied next to her. Laura's eyes widened in mortification as she looked at the familiar lab coat on the corpse.
"W-what?"
"To think it's still here. Gotta say X, this has to be my favorite kill of yours." Kimura said with a grin as she raised her foot above the corpse's skull. "Here lies the traitor Sarah Kinney, may she rest in pieces." Kimura said with mock sadness before slamming her foot down.
*CRUNCH*
*Snickt*
"AHHH!" Laura roared in pure rage as she leaped at her former trainer. Laura stabbed her claws into Kimura's throat.
"Really? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm better than you?" Kimura questioned as the Adamantium claws rested on her throat. Kimura released a powerful punch to Laura's face, knocking the young hero down. "Dogs shouldn't attack their masters; guess I have to put you down." Laura glared as she stood up and wiped her bleeding lip. Kimura widened her eyes at the site of blood continuing to slide down Laura's claws, before frowning.
"I'll kill you!" Laura roared as she charged at her tormentor, who yawned.
"You'll try." Kimura said bluntly as Laura's claws failed to pierce her once again. The older feral grabbed Laura by her neck and tightened her grip. "Before you die, tell me, who broke my toy?" Kimura questioned with silent anger as Laura struggled for air. "Speak." Kimura demanded as she raised her hand.
*BAM*
Laura thrashed in Kimura's grip as the older woman continued to repeatedly beat her. Kimura sighed and threw the girl away from her.
"Honestly you're no fun." Kimura said as she walked towards the corpse of Laura's mother.
"S-stop." Laura said in pain as she tried to stand. She watched in confusion as Kimura rummaged through her mother's lab coat.
"Found it." Kimura said happily as she pulled out a vial of clear liquid. "So she did take some of the trigger scent with her, no doubt to try to reverse engineer its effects on you." Kimura drawled as she walked back to Laura. "You're no fun as you are so I'll test something out to get my plaything back." Kimura said she popped the cap off the vial. "Fair warning though…this might destroy your mind…not that I care." Kimura said before grabbing the exhausted girl and jamming the vial down her throat. Kimura smirked as she watched the liquid empty as Laura's eyes completely blanked.
*Thud*
Kimura sighed in disappointment as she dropped the younger feral and began walking away.
"Disappointing. I know it works if tis sprayed on someone else, but I always wanted to see what would happen if she consumed it." Kimura said before stopping in her tracks and smirking.
BGM: Papercut-Linkin Park
"Well what do ya know? The bitch does have some bite left." Kimura said as she glanced back over her shoulder. A crimson eyed Laura was descending upon her with great speed as she snarled viciously.
"RAHHHH!"
*SLAM!*
Kimura grinned viciously as she was slammed to her back. The experiment roared as she continued to slam her claws into her tormentor viciously, to no effect.
"That's it! Let the monster consume you!" Kimura shouted with glee as he rammed her forehead into her ex-pupils head sending the monster off of her. The young feral ran at Kimura on all fours as her wounds began to slowly heal, making Kimura frown in thought. "Her feral side increases her healing rate, I know that, but it seems to be completely gone in her normal state. But why, unless…" Kimura stepped back and leaped at the younger mutant. Kimura wrapped her legs around the monster's neck and grinned. "Too slow!" Kimura shouted before twisting her legs.
*CRACK!*
Kimura watched the mutant fall down with a smirk. The downed feral's body thrashed before it final grabbed its head and cracked it back in place.
"..She's never lost her healing factor! It's currently fighting something internally in her body!" Kimura realized angrily. "Whatever it is must be incredible to cause her healing factor to work so hard that it leaves her body nearly defenseless." Kimura looked at the charging mutants with some kind of twisted concern. "Who hurt you? What's breaking my toy!?" Kimura shouted as she pulled out two hunting knives and parried the berserk female's claws.
*SNICKT*
"GRAAHH!" The monster shouted as it slammed its left foot-claw into Kimura's side to no effect. Kimura used the failed attack to her advantage and stabbed the knives into Laura's stomach. "RAHHHHHHH"
"Adamantium knives, perfect for hunting the ultimate animal." Kimura grinned as she slashed at the teen. Her ex-pupil's pained screams were like the finest violin music to her ears. She yanked the blades from the berserker and kicked her away as sparks flew from the cuts on the teen's armor. "Ah so that suit's armored? Too bad it won't protect you from my blades I'll just remove it then." And sure enough as the two ferals continued to trade blows, the younger mutant's armor began to be no more than tattered remains.
"Grrr…" The teen growled as Kimura looked at their surroundings.
"Huh, to think that we fought all the way to the beach, I guess this is a sign that it's time to end this. Really X-23, our time together was truly enjoyable." Kimura said sounding genuinely happy as her eyes were filled with sick gratitude, Kimura through one of her knives behind her before leaning down and picking up some sand in her right hand.
*Snickt*
"RAHHHHH!" The experiment roared as she charged Kimura, only for the woman to duck and slash her across her stomach before slamming the sand into the wound, preventing it from healing. Kimura barrel rolled underneath the young feral and grabbed more sand, before repeating the process on her ex-pupil's back. Blood poured from the teen as her movements got slower.
"The best ways to kill someone with a healing factor like weapon X's is to bleed them out or take off their head." Kimura said as she easily dodged the young weapon's sluggish attacks and continued to fill more wounds with sand.
"Grr…Ahhh." Laura's eyes returned to normal as her body fell back into the sand as she bled out.
BGM: END
Tears fell from Laura's eyes as she stared at the cloudy sky as rain began to fall.
BGM: Lullaby for you- The world End's With You
"This is how it ends…Peter, Chun-Li…I'm sorry." Laura thought as she closed her eyes while Kimura laughed hysterically.
-Flash: ?-
Laura opened her eyes as she felt great warmth engulf her body. She looked around and saw herself on a cliff while waves crashed on the rocks below. In front of her she saw an older black haired woman gazing at the most beautiful sunset she had ever seen. The woman's white lab coat blew in the wind.
"I didn't expect to see you for at least another four to five hundred years, bad girl." The woman spoke up, not once turning back to the young clone. Laura said nothing as she walked next to the woman and sat down. Pulling her knees to her chest Laura gazed at the sunset before releasing a small chuckle.
"I never thought I'd see you again…" Laura whispered happily.
"I had hoped you wouldn't." The woman said dryly.
"But how is this possible? I'm just a clone…"
"Please Laura; I spent hours in labor because of you. You are just as alive as anyone else." The woman said with a small chuckle. "Besides didn't your eight-armed boyfriend tell you the same thing?" The woman teased making Laura look away.
"It's not like that." Laura whispered as the woman sat down next to her and wrapped an arm around her.
"Your nose is going to get just as long as Pinocchio's." Laura's mother spoke as she flicked her daughter on her nose. (LIAG HELPFUL INFO: When Laura was younger her mother defied others and showed kindness to her daughter by reading her Pinocchio.)
"Thank you for everything, I love you." Laura whispered as tears filled her mother's eyes.
"I don't deserve your love. I let them turn you into a monster; I should have run away as soon as I became pregnant."
"But you changed; you tried to save me, tried to be a better person. Doesn't that make up for what you've done?" Laura questioned making Sarah chuckle and gaze into her daughter's eyes.
"I don't know, you tell me." Laura widened her eyes as she realized her own self-hatred was just like her mother's.
"Like Mother Like daughter." Sarah said with a small smile. "Listen to me Laura, I am proud of you. Despite everything you've went through you have become a lovely young woman. Although I do wish I had a chance to see some young feral mutants with Spider powers; the research would have been lovely." Sarah grinned making the teen gape at her.
"Mother!"
"Haha, now come on its time for you to go back. It's not your time yet." Sarah said as she placed a kiss on Laura's forehead. Laura wrapped her arms around her mother as she noticed the woman fading.
"Wait! Don't leave! What am I supposed to do? I can't beat her!"
"I swear your nose is going to be impossible to measure. You are not alone, believe in yourself like I do and you will win." Sarah said seriously as their surrounding began to disappear. "By the way your boy toy is right, Talon does sound lovely." Laura closed her eyes as her mother was engulfed in a flash of light.
BGM: END
A crazed Kimura stood over a downed Laura.
"I told you I would be back, and there is no one who can help you now." She advanced toward the bloodied X-23 before stopping when two figures landed on her left and right side. "What?"
"Hoyokusen!"
"Crawler…ASSAULT!"
Kimura suddenly found herself being hit by a barrage of blows from a battle scarred Spider-Man and Chun-Li before going flying into the water.
"Oh God Laura!" Spider-Man shouted as he ran to the hurt teen.
"Kuso, is she…?" Chun-Li trailed off but stopped when Laura's eyes snapped open. Spider-Man slowly helped her sit up.
"Rest, Talon. We will take care of this." Spider-Man said Laura, who shook her head.
BGM: New Way to Bleed- Evanescence
"No, this is something I have to do…" Talon muttered as she stood up. It began as a limp, but soon turned into a walk, then a sprint, before she went on all fours and charged her handler at full speed.
"*Cough* you want to try again bitch? Fine!" Kimura shouted as she ran at Talon only for the younger woman to flip over her and land behind her. "Please I taught you that-"Kimura began as she turned around only to find no one there. "What!?" Kimura asked startled.
"Don't blink." Talon whispered into her ear as she stood behind her.
"Don't get cocky!" Kimura shouted as she turned around only to feel a searing pain in her left eye. "AHHH!" The twisted psycho bitch screamed as she held her bleeding face.
"In hindsight if you blinked you probably could have kept that eye." Talon drawled before sweep kicking the woman sending her falling on her ass into the water. Kimura quickly got back up only to find a foot in front of her face.
*Snickt!*
"AHHHH!" Kimura screamed in agony as a foot claws shot out and caught her right eye.
"Wow, you know when I fight with a clear head; you are pretty pathetic." Talon quipped as she raised an eye brow. Talon then kicked some water into Kimura's face, making her thrash wildly. "Salt water must hurt like a bitch, sorry."
"YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH! YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING KILL ME! I'LL TAKE YOUR CLAWS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR GOD DAMNED ASS WITHOUT MY EYES!" Kimura roared as she ran forward only to have Talon side step her and trip her, sending the older feral face first into the water. (LIAG FUN FACT: Kimura has one hell of a potty mouth :O)
"Such a mouth, I might need to wash it out." Talon muttered before she jumped on Kimura's back and slammed her head into the water, causing the water near Kimura's head to turn red. Kimura thrashed as bubbles erupted from the water. Talon held her firmly as Kimura's body bucked frantically. Talon refused to let go until she saw the final bubble pop. Her body felt numb as she watched Kimura's unmoving body lay in the water. She looked up when she felt a hand on her shoulder.
"It's over, Laura. She's gone." Spider-Man said softly as the young mutant turned back to Kimura and released a shaky breath.
"It's not a dream..? I finally did it? This is real right…?" Laura asked apprehensively as Spider-Man nodded.
"She's dead Laura."
"I-I'm f-free?" Laura stuttered out in shock as Chun-Li walked towards her team mates.
"What do you mean?" The Interpol officer questioned curiously.
"Even with my creators gone, she was always following me. She would hurt anyone close to me to do so, and I tried to not get close to anyone so that they wouldn't be hurt." Laura explained before a smile appeared on her face. "But I'm free, I can be happy now."
"Let's go home Laura." Spider-Man said softly making her nod happily while Chun-Li smiled.
"Let's." Talon said as she looked at her bloody hand. "My healing factor came back temporarily in my feral state…what's going on?" The mutant clenched her fist with narrowed eyes as it continued to bleed.
KIMURA: DEAD
TALON: WINSSSSSS
Team Amazing: 3
Team Despair: 0
BGM: END
-Later: Avengers Tower: roof.
"And there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Team Amazing Reaches tier 3 after defeating Team Despair can they go all of the way? Find out next week when they take on the Blonde Bitches With Attitude!" Rebuff shouted as the crowd cheered for their heroes.
-New York: Empty Church: three days later-
A short blonde haired woman walked barefoot into the abandoned church with a frown. She was wearing a pair of tight black leather pants and a black tank top; over the tank top was a short black jacket. She gazed around until she saw a small black spider sitting on a web.
"So, you're who I was sensing?" Ero asked with a smirk as she sauntered over to the small spider. "Honestly if there was thing I ever admired about you, it was your strength your highness." Ero said the title mockingly as the spider crawled back wearily. "Oh don't be afraid, I need you in a fighting condition. You see we have a similar goal." Ero began as countless spiders began crawling into the church. "We both want Spider-Man, but to get him you need to get stronger. Each of these spiders is carrying some of your remains within them. Embrace them and return to your former glory."
The spider crept down slowly as it used its web to slide down to the floor. The other spiders rushed it quickly; as the spiders swarmed they began to form a small pile that continued to grow until it was human height. Ero smirked as the spiders began to meld into what appeared to be a naked female human. After a few minutes a stunning brown eyed woman with long jet black hair was staring at Ero with a frown.
"Who are you, and why do you feel like him…" The woman muttered suspiciously.
"You can say that I'm the part of Spider-Man that was…left behind, but I plan to be reunited very soon. Call me Ero." Ero smiled before raising an eyebrow. "Honestly Adriana, what the hell happened to you? Tiny parts of your body were covering New York." Adriana looked away with a glare as she remembered the events of Spider-island.
(LIAG Character Break down!)
Adriana Soria also known as the Queen or Spider-Queen was the main antagonist of Spider Island. She is an enemy of Spider-Man who wants him to be her mate and produce powerful offspring.
POWERS:
Insect Control: Now before you say how lame that is of a power let me break it down for you. This woman can telepathically control ALL insects and anyone carrying the insect gene; which is ONE THIRD of the modern day population. One third of the planet can be her bitch! This includes Spider-Man. Only the strongest willed can go against her control, but even that is temporary.
Telepathy: She can telepathically control her drones from long distances.
Telekinesis: She can control her drone's motor skills from long distances as well. Also she can lift inanimate and animate objects.
Super Strength: Meh she can lift a ton
Sonic Scream: One of her most terrifying traits is her sonic scream. It's so dangerous that a low powered one actually took out Spider-Man instantly. After the hero was downed she made out with him.
This has been your LIAG Break down! Also: THIS SHIT FUCKING WRITES ITSELF! IT'S ALIVVVEEEE
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"I don't want to talk about it." The Queen said simply.
"Understandable." Ero said with a nod. "Okay here's the deal, I gave you your body back and now I need you to help me get mine back." Ero said making the Queen turn to her curiously. "I need your help to capture Spider-Man. He is to be my mate and give me my offspring and with your connection to the web of life, even though it's much weaker than it used to be, that should be enough sustenance for to live on."
"Sorry, I appreciate the body, but if anyone is gonna mate with him it's going to be me." Adriana said with a glare, making Ero throw her hands up in exasperation.
"You can have him too! My main priority is to finally have my children; the other emotional crap can come later." The Queen looked at her with wide-eyes before thinking it over.
"I can accept this. Better to have him partially than not at all, but how do you expect to capture him?" Adriana asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Have you heard about this tournament he's apparently apart of?"
"Yes, it's all everyone has been talking about I could barely get any rest so I moved to this church for some solace."
"Well we're going to find someone from this 'other universe' and were going to join in. Win or lose we just need to stay long enough until it brings him to us. And hell if we do win I can think of a few things we can use that power for." Ero said with a smirk which was matched by Adriana.
"Now all we need to do is find someone from this parallel universe that would be willing to help us in our goals…" Adriana trailed off making Ero point above her.
"Honestly I think we might have an ally, come down you can't hide." Ero said tiredly. Adriana frowned as a woman who was probably in her mid-twenties landed in between them with a grin. She was wearing a small, purple breastplate, supported with black straps that fasten to form a spider pattern on her back. Along with that was a pair of long, baggy, off-white colored trousers and purple tights, and long, fingerless gloves. Her finger nails and toe nails were painted bright pink and her black hair resembled a pair of horns. Her purple eyes shone with mischief.
"I was right you are interesting." The woman purred as she looked at Ero. "I was going to challenge you because I thought you'd be a very strong opponent, but after hearing your plan and seeing all of those beautiful spiders, I want to do something else." The woman held out her hand with a grin. "Let's form a team!"
"I don't mind, but why would you want to join?" Adriana asked suspiciously.
"Your plan will give me many new opponents to battle and this Spider-Man seems like my kind of guy. Taking him from his team mate, Chun-Li will be my most satisfying victory yet, so I hope you don't mind sharing cause that's what I want in return for joining."
"What the hell, what's one more?" The Queen shrugged and Ero grabbed the woman's hand.
"I'm Ero and that's Adriana." Ero began as she gestured to her still naked team mate. "And you are…?"
"Juri Han." The martial artist said with a smirk.
Somewhere Chun-Li had to resist the urge to curse loudly.
"Now all we need is a team name and this will be official." The blonde said as the three thought of it for a second.
"I have it." Juri said with a smirk as she placed a hand on her hip.
"Go for it." Ero gestured for her to continue.
"Arachnophobia."
-New York: Abandoned Warehouse: Year 2099-
"I just started this job and I already have to wonder…does anyone else have to deal with this shit?" Spider-Man 2099 thought as he dodged another barrage of kicks to his head. Catching the next incoming leg with his hand Spider-man snapped at his attacker. "WOMAN WILL YOU QUIT KICKING ME?" The woman nodded her with a smile. "Thank you now let me explain-"
"Kikouken!"
"Shit!" Miguel cursed as he ducked under the blast of chi. "You are such a bitch! Also, was that even English?" Spidey-2099 asked as he tilted his head. The Woman said nothing and got back into a fighting stance. The hero's opponent was a long brown haired and brown eyed woman who was wearing a lose fitting black kimono that was embroidered with white web patterns. The loose dress was tied by a red sash and her breasts, which weren't covered by the kimono, were covered with white bandages. (Lol cookie to whoever can figure where I got the outfit from.)
"Come on, you're supposed to be Spider-Man, is that really the best that you got?" The woman smirked making Miguel clench his fist.
"Why don't you tell me?" Spidey questioned as he popped out his talons from his fingers, making her eyes widen. "You see I'm not exactly like the original!" The blue and red clad hero lunged forward and began slashing at the woman who seemed to dodge every attack with ease.
"Hmm, not bad you might actually be able to continue that mantle…eventually, but you are too weak now!" The woman shouted as her hands shined with chi. "KIKOSHO!" Spider-Man cursed as the energy was about to collide with him.
*BOOM*
BGM: Iron-Woodkid
"Honestly…you two are disturbing the peace." A feminine voice growled out. Spider-Man looked up to see a woman that appeared to be in her early twenties with long black hair and bright green eyes standing in front of him. She had on a long black fur jacket over a black laced bra and skin tight black leather pants. She was also wearing a pair of black combat boots and black finger-less gloves; around her eyes was black eyeliner that matched her jet black lipstick.
"Shit its Talon." Spider-Man muttered as his former opponent flipped over the woman and landed next to him.
"Chun-li II right?" Talon drawled as she turned to the martial artist, who nodded hesitantly. "Nice moves, your great grandma would be proud same to you Spidey your predecessor would be glad that someone capable is taking over for them." The two's eye widened when she popped her claws out. "But that's them and I won't settle for someone causing trouble in my city." Talon growled out with a glare as she charged them. "Show me what you've got, brats!" Talon quickly beheaded Spider-Man only to smirk when his body faded from view. "He's fast." She could smell him behind her as she aimed her claws at Chun-Li. "Now will he attack or save the girl."
*THWIP*
"Chun-Li!" Spidey shouted as he shot web at the woman and yanked her over to him.
"What the hell? Attack her!" Chun-Li shouted as she found herself in Spider-Man's arms.
"Attack her later, survival is our first priority!" Spider-Man bit out before springing forward.
"Smart kid." Talon complemented as she charged forward on all fours. She pounced on him and forced him on top the ground. Drawing back her hands, she prepared to skewer him when he released a devastating punch to her face!
…Which didn't move her at all.
"What!?" Miguel asked in disbelief as she spit some blood to the side while the bruised on her face healed instantaneously.
"Nice punch, my turn."
"Shichisei Ranka!" Chun-Li said from behind her, however just as the attack connected, the martial artist felt her energy being blown back at her. "*Cough* What?" Chun-Li asked in shock. Talon said nothing but aimed her left arm at her.
*THWIP*
Webbing shot from her sleeve and covered the martial artist. When the girl fell to the floor, Talon used her left arm to drag Chun-li over to them.
"After my body hit its prime, the original Spider-Man helped bind vibranium to my skeleton, it might not be exactly as strong as Wolverine's Adamantium one, but it is much more fun. And with my healing factor and Adamantium claws…" Talon trailed off with a grin.
"So that's why they call you the Unbreakable Talon. (LIAG Fun fact: I would totally write for marvel if they let me make that comic lmao.)" Spider-Man grunted out as he raised his hands to his face and slowly pulled up his mask from over his mouth revealing a pair of sharp fangs. "Sorry, but my career just started!" Miguel shouted as he picked her up and sunk his fangs into her neck.
"Shit." Talon muttered as she felt venom entering her body. Spider-Man released her and quickly freed Chun-Li as Laura held her neck. (LIAG Fun Fact: Spider-Man 2099's paralyzing venom is so strong it even affects the Greek god of death, Thanantos.)
"We have to come up with a plan, there's no telling how long that's going to work on her." Miguel whispered to Chun-Li making her turn to him.
"Why is she trying to kill us anyway?" Chun-Li whispered with a frown. Spider-Man frowned in thought before pulling down his mask.
"…She's testing us." Spider-Man whispered in shock making Chun-Li turn to him with wide eyes. "Think about it both the original Spider-Man and your ancestor were her team mates. She's trying to see if we can even measure up to them." Chun-Li frowned before noticing that Laura was regaining her mobility.
"Kuso…get ready I'll hit her now with a very strong attack, but afterwards I'll be completely drained. You have to finish this." The woman muttered as she placed her hands together and put them both to her right side.
"Okay. But I hope strong enough."
"You and me both." Chun-Li muttered with closed eyes as the other two watched in surprise as her hands filled with a blue light. "Just remember what Uncle Deadpool Taught you, deep breaths and gather as much Chi as you can." Chun-Li thought as the light shined brighter and brighter. "More….more!" The light was actually beginning to affect Spider-Man's sensitive eyes, making him step away from the woman. Chun-Li's eyes were a vivid blue when she snapped them open and glared at Laura. "Here I go! Shinku…" Chun-Li began as the light solidified in to a bright blue orb. "HYDOUKEN!" A beam of light erupted from her hands towards Talon, who was idly wondering how the fuck Deadpool taught anyone a move he couldn't use, before colliding with the mutant and destroying the building.
*BOOOOM*
Wasting no time, Spider-Man charged forward with Talons popped out but stopped when he noticed that Talon had disappeared.
"Bye. Bye."
Miguel glanced back in horror as a crimson-eyed Talon stood behind her with her claws shining in the moon light. There had been legends of how when those words were mutter by Talon, the receiver of them would never see the light of day again. He prepared to at least try to make a decoy body, but stopped when her eyes went back to normal as she grinned.
BGM: END
"You all pass! You both lasted longer than I would have when I first started out so great job. I guess it's time for me to pay Spider-Man's kindness it forward." Laura said as he sheathed her claws.
"W-what." Chun-Li asked as she struggled to remain conscious.
"I'm going to teach you two how to be excellent heroes, eventually I'm going to leave New York and help people all over the world, but I need to leave my city in good hands." Laura shrugged.
"But why us?" Miguel questioned as he regained his composure.
"Well one, you two are like the only people in New York that are strong enough to do it." Laura began bluntly. "And two; I owe Chun-Li and Spider-Man for everything. Besides my own cubs are all in their own cities with their own families, no one needs Granny Laura anymore." Talon said while wiping away a fake tear. "Although those brats could call! Having a mother that looked better than their wives was always awkward…" Talon trailed off as the other two heroes gaped at her, well you couldn't tell with Spider-Man, but he was. "So what do you say?"
"What happens if we say no?" Spider-Man asked curiously.
*Snickt!*
"Let's do it." Spider-Man and Chun-Li said in unison, making Talon smile.
"Great it'll be like Team Amazing 2099." However, as soon as those words left Talon's mouth the three were engulfed in a bright light
*FLASH*
-New York: Present-
The three found themselves on top of Avenger's tower as the sounds of cars honking went on below them.
"Well…shit." Talon deadpanned as she looked at her surroundings.
"Where the hell are we?" Chun-Li questioned as she looked around with wide eyes.
"It sure as hell isn't Kansas that's for sure." Talon quipped as she walked around on the roof. She frowned when she saw a patch of dried blood that hadn't been cleaned up. She took a deep breath and her eyes narrowed. "It's definitely mine, at least a month old. This is from my fight with Felecia all those years ago…why the hell are we here?"
"You two, look up." Spider-Man muttered as he stared at a large screen that was showing the three of them on Avenger's Tower.
"Here's the next Hero faction team. Team Amazing 2099! These heroes come from the future and are no less amazing than our own Team Amazing! Will their knowledge of the future help them in this tournament?" Rebuff questioned with a manic grin.
"Why the hell don't I remember this…"Talon muttered as she glared at the screen; however her voice was broadcasted loudly.
"Because Talon, this is the real tournament! The one you went through was just a fake so that you'd be ready to participate in the real one! Isn't that great!?" Rebuff answered happily.
"This bitch is insane." Spider-Man 2099 muttered in disbelief.
"Yup!"
PAUSE
(1) Baka- Idiot, imbecile, etc.
To be continued…
Next Chapter: How the hell do we win this?
Alright before the Omake of Rebuff's origin story let me give you all a timeline of what I have planned so far:
Team Amazing Tier 3 and 4 matches
Ends of the Earth Arc
Team Amazing Tier 5 and 6
Spider-Men arc
Team Amazing Tier 7 and 8
Superior Spider-"No fuck that shit. I will kill you myself Rebuke I swear to God!" Deadpool interrupted angrily.
Uhh then what do I put in its place?
"You have an opportunity to show how you would do the arc, don't waste it you douche!"
Fine instead of Superior Spider-Man I will implement my replacement.
The Untouchable Spider-Man!
"Now we're talking!"
Team Amazing Tier 9 and 10 will follow up and then….
"Think hard Rebuke! This has to be a perfect end for this story AND a middle finger to OMD."
Myriad of Tomorrows
"High five!"
*High fives*
-Omake: Here it is Rebuff's origin story-
(I know that she kind of appeared out of nowhere if you are a follower of my entire series, but I'm doing the whole thing in parts so I really couldn't get to it until this chapter lol) If you don't care then well –shrugs- don't read lol.
-Rebuff's Penthouse-
Rebuff was lying back on her couch with a white smart phone pressed to her ear.
"You are sure you are prepared for this…I know I trained you, but this level of manipulation can affect your mind more than you know." A calm voice said making the woman roll her eyes.
"I know what I'm doing…you showed me first hand, Rebuke." Rebuff muttered as she screwed her eyes tight. "This job isn't easy but we have no other choice, we either manipulate thing our way or we all die."
"As long as you are prepared, oh and Rebuff?"
"Yeah?"
"Make me proud." Rebuke said before hanging up. Rebuff rolled her eyes at her boss's abrupt ending of the conversation.
"Thanks boss." Rebuff said to no one before drifting off to sleep.
-Flashback 100 years Before LIAG: New York: Marvel-verse: Civil War-
A black haired woman continued to run down the streets as countless heroes continued to fight each other.
"What's going on!? Who am I where am I? Why are all these people killing each other?" The woman though in fear as she continued to race down the streets as the war continued to turn bloodier.
"You're not supposed to be here." A voice said simply. The woman turned to see a young man with silver eyes and snow white hair glaring at her.
"W-who are you?" The woman stuttered making the man narrow his eyes. The silver eyed man pulled out a silver desert eagle and aimed at her.
*CRACK!*
"AHH!" The woman screamed in agony as she was shot in the head. Her surroundings turned bright white as the man continued to stare at her impassively. When her screaming stopped she looked around to find herself in what looked like a white apartment, all of the furniture was white along with the walls and the carpet.
"Have a seat; I know you must be confused." The man said he gestured to a white couch.
"W-where am I?"
"This is the White room, its location is known to me and me only. Not even my foot soldiers know here this place is and they live here." The man said making her look at him in confusion.
"That many people in one apartment?" She asked incredulously making the man chuckle.
"No outside of that door is a massive Headquarters; this is just where I do all my work from."
"Who are you?"
"I am Rebuke." The now identified Rebuke said with a smile. "And you…are a real human." Rebuke continued with a small frown. "This shouldn't be possible."
"What do you mean? Aren't you human?" The woman asked skeptically.
"That's quite a question, I wonder am I?" Rebuke asked with a raised eyebrow. "I used to be a human a fake one, but human nonetheless."
"You aren't making any sense!" The woman shouted angrily making the man sigh. Rebuke tossed her a comic book titles Civil War.
"Flip through that for a second." Rebuke said as he leaned against a counter. The woman did and gasped at what she saw; it was filled with animated people dressed exactly like those she saw fighting earlier.
"What's going on?"
"You are currently in what is known as the multiverse. There are countless realities and lives that are all originated from a human's thoughts. Even though I stand before you, I am completely fictional." Rebuke said as he sat down across from the shocked woman. "This conversation the words that leave my mouth this very instant, are all unconsciously created by a single person thinking of it happening."
"S-so not only do I not know who I am…I don't exist?" The woman asked in despair.
"That's the problem…you do." Rebuke said as she snapped her head towards him. "Somehow, you left earth and now you're here. Not only that, but you are aware of it. As an actual person your word as dominion on a majority of things that happen in the entire multiverse." Rebuke said making her gasp in shock.
"Are you saying I'm God?"
"Not by a long shot." Rebuke said with a smirk. "You see your thoughts have no effect on another fiction being directly. For example you can wish me gone, but you can wish yourself a gun that could kill me and then do it that way. Over time if you train your mind well enough, you'll be able to influence another real human's thoughts; think of it as a sort of telepathy for real people."
"Telepathy is just science fiction!"
"Telepathy is a reality that humans are afraid to gain as they fear their own power." Rebuke interrupted smoothly. "A single human has unlimited potential, I'm sure you've must have heard that at least once."
"Ah!" The woman held her head as the image of an older version of her said those exact same words before ruffling her hair and walking away.
"Imagine what one person would do if they could do anything." Rebuke said making her eyes widen. "Now multiply that by over seven billion and you see how much untapped potential is on your home planet. There has been only one human that has ever reached that level and that was because he was created specifically to not have mental block in the first place to help the rest of you out. Do you know what happened to him?"
"Wait, no way; are you talking about-"
"He was killed." Rebuke interrupted the shell shocked woman. "He was killed by his fellow man, as was anyone else who came close to reaching their full potential because humans both fear and thrive for progress."
"W-what?" The woman whispered.
"You all fear large-scale progression, although the fear is lessening as the centuries go on, so you create false senses of power. Money? It's just paper, yet you've all made it so that you can't even live without it. Gold? It's just some metal that happens to be yellow; it's not even durable. Do you see where I am going?"
"Yeah…I'm getting the gist, but why am I here? Who am I? And what is my purpose in life?" The woman asked Rebuke helplessly making him laugh.
"Those questions, just like a human! I am not someone who knows a lot about the universe." Rebuke began as he pointed at her. "I am just like you and the rest of life both real and fictional; I know too little."
"Will we ever know everything?"
"Who knows?" Rebuke said with a shrug. "I don't think we will learn anything until we die that is."
"Why do you say that?"
"In my existence I have learned that the people closest to complete understanding have died with a smile on their faces; maybe it's because they finally have all their questions answered?" Rebuke said with a shrug. "Now we have more pressing matters to attend to. What to do with you?" The white haired man questioned making the stranded human look down.
"I-I don't know."
"How about this; I'll have you find out who you are IF you can do me a favor." Rebuke said with a smirk.
"What is it?"
"Work for me. I can help you break your mental block as long as you promise to help me." Rebuke revealed his ultimatum as she looked at him stunned. "You have to help me kill the Goddess."
"The who?"
"She's a fictional character that was created the pain and anger of mankind." Rebuke revealed as he narrowed his eyes. "She's taken everything from me, but I will get my revenge. She is jealous of your people's power and wants to destroy them all but if she does…" Rebuke trailed off as he closed his eyes.
"What happens?" The brunette questioned apprehensively.
"Existence itself will disappear, everything, herself included. She'd rather die than feel like humanities' puppet."
"What can I do!?" The woman shouted as she stood up in anger.
"Anything you want." Rebuke said seriously making her gasp. "You will give me the edge and we can win this. Please I need you." Rebuke pleaded as he looked at the stunned woman. The silence rang throughout the room for a bit before she finally relented.
"…You promise to help me figure out who I am?"
"Of course."
"Then let's get started." The woman said tiredly making him grin.
"Your training will start tomorrow."
"If anything I hope I can keep my sanity." The woman said as she gazed at the Game Master who suddenly pointed at her.
"I got it! Until we figure out who you are, I shall call you Rebuff!"
"How original." The woman drawled sarcastically.
-100 years later Real Earth: Japan-
"Hey dickhead! What the fuck do you think you are doing sending me here!?" A white-haired Rebuff shouted in to her phone.
"I told you! I need you to find Masashi Kishimoto and implant the premise that Naruto is given ten extra minutes with the forbidden scroll along with a list of cheat codes that the ninja will be able to use!"
"Do you know how dumb you sound?" Rebuff muttered with an eye-twitch as she stealthily followed an Asian man throughout his apartment.
"This is what you were trained for! It'll work trust me!" Rebuke said happily making her roll her eyes and hang up. Rebuff sighed and poked Kishimoto on his back as he went through his fridge. The manga author jumped and turned in surprise to see a tall white-haired woman behind him with her fist cocked back.
"N-Nani!"
"Surprise mother fucker!"
*BAM*
*Thud*
Rebuff sighed and placed a finger on his forehead, making it glow blue.
"This better work…"
-Three years later-
Rebuff gaped as she watched her boss and his servant-familiar-god-thing return from the ninja world. Her boss looked completely battle scarred and was nursing his chin, making her whistle.
"Damn, you got knocked the fuck out!" Rebuke gave her a finger in return and pointed back at the planet he left. She gaped as the darkness surrounding it completely disappeared. "Well I'll be damned we have a shot at this after all, boss!"
"S-sis…who's that?" A young blonde haired girl said as she pointed at a gaping Rebuke.
"The hell is that?" Rebuff's boss questioned as the girl hid behind the woman.
"Saw her being picked on at a nearby planet so I decided to bring her here. She's not "Human" as you can see." Rebuff began as she pointed at the child's red pixie wings. "She reminded me of myself, you know?"
"Fine. Look after her she ain't my brat!" Rebuke said grumpily as he stomped back in to his room. His…umm guardian deity…Rebuff supposed was an accurate description looked at her sheepishly.
"Master is a bit grumpy about his loss…even if it was what he hoped for, give him a while." The crimson-eyed maiden bowed before following Rebuke.
-20 years later-
"*PFFT*" You want to WHAT!?" Rebuke gaped at her with wide-eyes after spitting out his coffee. Rebuff frowned as she wiped her face clean and glared at him.
"I want to do my own mission!" Rebuff said sounding slightly annoyed. Apparently, their newest recruit was proof that to get respect in their Organization, X7, you needed to do missions. Honestly when Rebuke walked up to her and told her she was officially third in command because some brat named Jorn was second for helping the Mass Effect Universe; she realized that maybe it was time for her to try it.
"You aren't ready." Rebuke deadpanned as the woman gaped at him.
"You've trained me longer than that brat has been alive! And he's ready after only 2 years?" Rebuff asked incredulously making her boss rub his temples.
"You don't understand. Do you know what you have to do? After manipulating these people's lives you have to be the one to tell them that they were just PUPPETS in some greater good that they can't comprehend." Rebuke said as he looked at her. "And then you have to fight them and not hold anything back, and if they can't beat you have to take their LIVES away from them and make them start over from square one and watch them do it over and over again until they can. Could you really do that?"
"It can't be that hard, I mean honestly you haven't been doing it that long yourself your first one was Naruto right?" Rebuff scoffed as Rebuke went silent. She looked at him in concern and saw a pained expression on his face. "Right…?" She asked again as a feeling of dread began to fill her body. Rebuke's eyes shut as Rebuff's expression grew more panicked. "What did you do you bastard?" Rebuff hissed as Rebuke reached into his desk and placed a white mission folder on his desk.
Project Rebuff
"W-what is this?" Rebuff whispered as her boss sighed. He pulled out his gun and shot her in the head; forcing years of forgotten memories back into her head. She saw the life of a young woman from birth, to joining the marines, and finally ending in a tragic explosion of a game company she worked for.
"Project Rebuff, in order to defeat the goddess we'd need the power of a real human. I chose you...you reminded me of someone…important." Rebuke forced out. "I sent you to different planets to hopefully trigger your true potential, but it all failed. So I wiped your mind after defeating you time after time. I finally decided to train you myself and the results were phenomenal."
"Y-you bastard! This whole time I was just your puppet?" Rebuff screeched as Rebuke stood up.
"You know you are much more to me than that." Rebuke frowned as she clenched her fists. She stalked right up to him and decked him across his face, making him spit up blood. Rebuke turned back to her with a grimace. "You can't defeat me, sit down and we can talk-"
*BAM*
"So you can just wipe my mind again? All these years and to think that I almost-"Rebuff cut herself off as she shook her head. "I can't defeat you? Sorry boss but "I can do anything." The woman growled out before opening her mouth. "Toggle. God Mode." Rebuke widened his eyes as a white aura covered Rebuff's body. Rebuke frowned and placed his gun to his head.
*CRACK!*
"Izanami." Rebuke muttered as a white haired maiden with crimson eyes floated behind him. "We can still talk this out."
"Talk is over!" Rebuff shouted as she lunged at her boss.
-30 days later-
Both Rebuke and Rebuff found themselves lying on their backs both looked as if they were on the verge of death in a barren wasteland staring silently at the sky.
"Why?" Rebuff said suddenly making her battered boss sigh.
"For the greater good." Rebuke answered quietly.
"I know…I just wanted to hear it again." Rebuff said with a pained whisper.
"Why?" Rebuke questioned as he struggled to look at her.
"Because I'm a hypocrite, I was about to do the same thing to someone else and didn't care because I wrongfully felt above them." Rebuff said sadly making her Boss chuckle.
"How about we call this a draw, and since that means I technically lost, your training is complete." Rebuke said tiredly. "You can pick your mission tomorrow…lets go home." Rebuke said before both of them realized they couldn't move.
"Call Jorn?" Rebuff asked with a chuckle.
"You know it."
-Flash Back: End-
Rebuff groaned as the sun's rays woke her up.
"Damn, I dreamt about the past again." Rebuff muttered as she stood up. "Webs' is going to hate me, but it's for the greater good." Rebuff muttered as she began to plan Team Amazing's tier 4 match.
END
Oh this is awkward umm this sentence is so that I can have 12k+ words.