The Last Spartan
Disclaimer: Don't own Devil May Cry
Author Note: Hey ya'll. I know it's been a while since I last posted a chapter, but if anyone's read my homepage then you've seen my reason why, for those who haven't I lost my note book. As ya'll know I write everything first then type, makes it easier for editing. Also, I'd like to apologize if anything is spelt wrong; the computer I'm on doesn't seem to wanna tell me which words are…
Chapter 17: Castle
Evalen slowly opened her eyes. Her sight met a crimson velvet canopy that draped above and down the king size bed she now rest. Through all her comfort emitted by the bed she was disturbingly aware she was nude under the comforter.
With a sigh and a groan she sat up, using the blanket as a shield from possible eyes. Evalen slowly remembered her confrontation with Jeste, she made sure to remember his face. Being sure to search the room for a presence in the room she quickly slid out of the bed. There was a set of clothes on a table awaiting her. Evalen didn't even bother to look at them and with a sheet wrapped around her she set off to find an outfit.
After searching several different rooms she found some suitable clothes. Evalen wore black trousers rolled at the bottoms to fit and a white button down shirt. Beneath she was wrapped from bodice to upper thighs with strips from the blanket. Using another strip she braided and secured her hair.
"That's odd, I don't remember a fountain." Dante observed as the part finished their climb.
"Wasn't there when I left." Trish shrugged.
"Man, I'm so parched." Nero groaned and walloped over to the fountain and began chugging its watery contents.
"Nero, hurry up. We're going in." Lady said pulling at his ear.
"Man, that water tasted kinda funky." Nero mumbled as he stumbled after the others, shrinking until he was chibified as he went.
Evalen smiled as she watched her family charge into the castle. She wouldn't need to exert any energy to leave.
"I don't know what you're smiling about; they're going to die before they even reach the first flight of stairs." A maid commented
She wore a light blue dress with a black apron. The maid had short cropped black hair; she also wore a light blue blindfold.
"You obviously don't know my brothers." Evalen laughed
"Dante and Vergil Sparta. Twins. Mother Eva, Father Sparda, and younger sister Evalen. Dante: likes- Pizza, strawberry Sundays, music. Dislikes- Olives. Weapons- Ebony and Ivory and blade Rebellion. Vergil: likes- Chocolate, pasta. Dislikes- Humans. Weapon- Yamato" The maid smiled
Evalen stuck out her tongue.
"A lot has changed since I was last here." Trish noted
"This is where Mundus is sealed, right?" Lady asked
"Sealed as a stone! Stone is hard. Hurts to be hit with stone!" Nero giggled
"What is wrong with you?" Vergil demanded
"Wrong as pie, I like pie! But not key lime, cuz that's grotesque!" Nero replied in such a serious tone that he broke out laughing.
"Open your mouth." Trish ordered
Nero complied, adding his tongue. Trish leaned in and took a whiff.
"You like a doggie! Doggies go sniff snuff!" Nero laughed
"I knew something was wrong with that fountain. What Nero drank wasn't water but 200 proof alcohol, added in was some drug."
"Great, so now he's drunk and high?" Vergil moaned
"Pretty much, yeah." Trish shrugged
"I wanna be a kite! Oh! Daddy! Let's play airplane! Airplane, Daddy!" Nero began begging.
"What have I done to deserve this?" Vergil cried mournfully
"Shall we go down the list?" Dante asked, glaring at Nero.
"I strongly suggest you put that down." Evalen threatened, eyes flashing silver.
"Why? Why do you get all the attention? How is it you're more beautiful? ANSWER ME!" the pretty maid threatened as she advanced slowly, a piece of mirror in her hand. Blood trickled down her wrist, already coagulated.
"That is so not right." Evalen noted
"ANSWER ME!" the maid shrieked and drove the sliver of mirror down, aimed directly at Evalen's heart.
"So just how in the world do we knock it out of him?" Lady moaned as Nero began smelling her feet.
"I do believe what you're looking for is in this." Evalen's voice rang from the top of the stairs.
Everyone but Nero turned around.
"Evalen!" Dante sighed in relief.
She wore a green and black dress with a clover incrusted on it. In her hands was a small crystal vile with a clear liquid within.
"Well get down here and give it to him!" Lady shouted
Evalen only smiled.
Nero looked up.
"Who are you?" he asked
"Geish, he loses his mind more and more each minute!" Trish shouted
"Does he? Really?" Evalen asked as she leaned over the balcony to get a better look.
"What have you done to her?" Nero's eyes silted as he stared at Evalen, his right hand began glowing blue.
"Nero! What do you think you're doing?!" Lady exclaimed, remembering all too well what happened last time Evalen was attacked.
"No, wait. I think the stone head is onto something. I think that's an imposter. Her aura is all wrong." Vergil said, shaking his head.
"Yay! We have a winner!" the Evalen look-a-like clapped as a set of bunny ears and a tail materialized out of nowhere.
"Um…" everyone sane said with a tilted head.
"U-SA-GI!!!!!!" Nero clapped happily
"Would someone PLEASE put a muzzle on him?!" Vergil cried
"He's your son. You shut him up." Trish snapped
"But Dante's his legal guardian." Vergil whined
"And you're his father!" Dante exclaimed
"No fair!" his twin pouted
"Hey! Pay attention to me! I, Clover, will now desolate you all!" the Evalen look-a-like stomped
"Hey, we're not the ones who told you to impregnate that woman." Lady pointed out as nobody paid attention to Clover.
"Not fair!" Clover cried as a gigantic hammer-o-doom materialized in the young woman's hands.
Seconds later it's shadow engulfed the five.
End Note: Okay, so again I'm apologizing, but I have a lot of chapters to type up, and I also have my other series starting up….a lot to do, but it's past time I got it done and over with….Thanks to my loyal readers who put up with my random crap….