Spidey's Life is a Game!

by RebukeX7

Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.

12. Ends of the Earth

Disclaimer: "Let me do it" Deadpool said before clearing his throat. "RebukeX7 doesn't own Marvel or Spider-Man. He exists because he needs to. Because he's the writer people deserve, but not the one they need right now. So he won't own them. Because he can take it. Because he's not our normal writer. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark Author...no racist."

Its cool bro. Sides' over 100k words! longest LIAG ever.

Hey anyone want to put this on Tv tropes? I actually want to see what this fic ends up with :P

Zoro99: Not at all actually. If you look back at it both events (AvX and Ends of the Earth) overlapped each other in terms of when each issue got published meaning that for at least one month both were happening simultaneously. Add on to the fact that neither event were given a specific time and didn't effect each other in any way I believe that which comes first depends solely on your interpretation. Especially when you think of how Ends of the earth leads into the events of superior Spider-Man. It just makes more sense for me to do them in the order that I have.

However in case Marvel screws me over and actually states which comes first we'll just say that the tournament made Doc Ock reschedule because of the new factors. See that people? There done.

Ryuus2: Wonder how bad I can make your mind break with this. Has the butterfly effect freaked you out yet? If not it's going to now

Wiggles-n-stuff: Thanks! You are one of the reasons why I decided to make this chapter this long! Seriously, huh I wonder what a job at marvel will be like –shrugs- but I have to finish this before I can even think about something like that.

Sliceoffriedgold: That actually means a lot and inspired me to rewrite my Naruto fic (Pairings will be the same)…when I finish with my current projects of course.

Kail Stormfyr: And also with you, dood (Prinnies ftw)

Tokero6294: You're going to love this then! And Thanks!

Spidey: -evil laughter-

Malix2: Yup that's exactly how I feel so many plot devices at their exposal…such a waste T~T

Uncanny X-fan: Yup.

Deadsori: I honestly have trouble with that too…I mean in the end it won't change anything, but I'm going to go with no.

Guests: I can't differentiate any of you but I appreciate all of your reviews, don't think I don't!

If I missed anyone, sorry!

Now for an honorable mention.

BlueInfernoX has been my silent assistant on this. What he does is double check my facts and makes sure I'm not goofing up so everyone thank him and read his fics marvel Hangover is perfect for a chuckle.

"You lied last chapter you know that right?"

Oh how exactly did I lie Deadpool?

"You said that this would be part one…not the entire thing!"

Oops I hit a groove, and I REALLY wanted to break the 100k mark, this story is alive afterall I can't control it.

"Touché."

How far do you think Spider-Man would go to save you?

"Simple."

"TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!"

Chapter 11: Ends of the Earth

~1 week later: Peter's Apartment~

Chun-Li was pacing back and forth though out the apartment nervously as Laura lied back on the couch looking bored while reading a magazine, but every now and then she would send a cautious glance to her cell phone that was lying on the coffee table.

"Maji? (1)" Chun-Li asked in disbelief as she stared at her team mate. "How are you so calm about this?"

"Peter's attempting to save the future of New York from a nuclear explosion by traveling through time…and you don't care?" Chun-Li raised an eyebrow.

"Peter's Spider-Man this is just Monday for him." Laura said dryly. "Trust me this disaster is only limited to New York…you'll know when we have another global threat. The Avenger's will be called in; someone will probably die only to resurface a few weeks later." The clone said bluntly. "Now that I think about it he sent us a text every time he got something wrong and we all ended up dead. SO he probably just saved our lives at least twice in the past forty three minutes." Chun-Li stared at her gob smacked before sitting down with a groan.

"That's completely and utterly terrifying."

"Yup. Monday." Laura said boredly as she turned another page. (LIAG: No shit, Peter was actually doing this in canon around this time.)

-Insert ringtone: Going Under-Evanescence-

*Click*

"Hello?" Laura answered the phone before putting it on speaker.

"I think I got it this time! Quick turn on the parade!" Spider-Man said hastily before hanging up.

*Click*

"Let's see if we can see Tuesday." Laura said boredly as if she already knew the answer. Chun-Li shook her head in wonder before turning on the T.V.

-Sixth Avenue-

"So Ms. Sablinova. Leader to leader is it true that you are in the middle of a Cold War with the new nation Sogaria?" Jameson asked as he turned to the ruler of Symkaria. (LIAG Helpful Info: Peter's former boss is now mayor of New York. That good old Parker luck.)

"To tell you the truth, I fear it may no longer be cold. My council wants to desperately attempt to seize and of Victor Von Doom's remaining weaponry and in my absence they might incite a conflict." Silver Sable said while waving at the crowd. "Some time's I wish my country could be more like this fair city the sites are quite…" Silver widened her eyes slightly as she caught a glimpse of Spider-man swing towards them. "…Unbelievable. Sorry to impose but are you sure this route is secure?"

"By the best trained police and secret service in the world!" Jameson said haughtily.

"Actually…" The matriarch began as she narrowed her eyes and turned to her guards. "…I think you'll find that that honor belongs to my countrymen." Silver finished seriously. "High alert. Keep your eyes peeled. I'll be right behind you." The woman signed to her guards stealthily.

"Hogwash! NOTHING slips under my men's…watch?" Jameson stopped with wide eyes as a group of men dressed in white attacked them from nowhere.

"Anarchist! You and your terror cell must answer for many crimes against Symkaria!" Silver Sable shouted as she quickly took down two of the would-be assassins.

"Under what authority! I recognize no authority! Just like no one will be able to recognize Symkarian from American when everyone in this block is reduced to ash!" A man who actually kind of looked like a bad Batman cosplayer said as his hand turned into a black mace.

"Never!" Silver roared in defiance as Flag-Smasher prepared to slam the mace into the back of her head, only for his arm to be grabbed by a familiar red web-patterned hand.

"Easy there Smashy McSmasherson." Spider-Man quipped as he crouched on a nearby wall. "You almost mussed up Silver's Hair. She hates that." Spider-Man said chidingly.

"Thank you, Spider. I'm glad I spotted you earlier. I've learned that wherever you go trouble is bound to follow." Silver said as she released a sigh.

"That's me alright!" Spidey chuckled.

"How are you doing that!? My robot arm has the strength of a hundred men!" Flag-Smasher asked flabbergasted. Spider-Man ripped his mace-arm off with practiced ease.

"Really? Have you been to my favorite state?" Spidey questioned as he cocked the mace back. "The state of Unconsciousness!"

*KRAKK*

Flag-Smasher went flying after Spider-Man slammed his robotic arm into his face and landed on the ground, unconscious.

"Stop playing with him, I have work to do." Silver muttered as she quickly found the bomb and took its covering off. And of course in stereotypical bomb disarming ways she was faced with a group of wires. "Be quiet now…any of these leads could set this bomb of." Silver warned as she picked a red wire. "…This wire."

"DON'T!" Spider-Man shouted in alarm as he ran to her.

"Oh really?" Silver drawled sarcastically. "I think between the two of us I have far more experience dealing with explosives."

"Yeah?" Spidey asked with equal amounts of sarcasm. "I think that if it's a fifty-fifty chance you trust the guy…" Spidey began before he moved he rout the way and grabbed a green wire. "…With the Spider-Sense!"

*Pok*

*boop*

Spider-Man sighed in relief as the countdown stopped.

"Ha! And the day is saved thanks to your friendly neighborhood-"

"-Nobody!" Jameson shouted as he walked towards them with his guards flanking "For New York's sake this is classified! Long as I'm mayor no one will know a nuclear device was smuggled into my city."

"Are you kidding me? So I don't get a parade?" Spidey's shoulders slumped with mock sadness.

"Why you grandstanding-"Jameson was stopped when Silver grabbed ahold of Spider-Man. The Symkarian monarch rolled Spidey's mask over his nose and smiled.

"On behalf of the people of Symkaria, please accept this reward." She said before she closed the gap between.

"*Mmph!*" Peter's eyes were wide behind his mask as he locked lips with the leader of Symkaria. "Please don't let this be on the news, please don't let this be on the news." Once he was released Spider-Man gaped at the monarch for a bit before realizing that he still had a future to save. "Sorry to cut this…very good gift short, but I have to go back to the future!" Spidey quipped before web swinging away.

"Spider-Man, come down now." A familiar voice rang though his head, making the hero look down to see the familiar for of Madame web standing on a nearby roof looking up at him as her red trench coat blew slightly in the wind.

"What's wrong MW?" Spider-Man asked impatiently. "I have to stop-"He was cut off as she raised her hand to silence him.

"Worry not, Spider-man that's why I'm here. I thought I could save you the time." Madame Web said calmly. "The door to the future was sealed and everything will be alright."

"What!?" Spidey asked in alarm, unable to comprehend that he caught a break for once.

"It seems your choice when we last spoke…might not have been as bad as I predicted." The woman muttered with a small frown.

"Again I say, what!?" Spider-Man questioned before a light buzzing was felt in his head.

"What Ms. Riddler is trying to say is that I took care of the door." A voice said suddenly making them turn to see the older Talon sitting on the edge of the roof downing a bottle of Rose. "Honestly you and time travel…" The feral muttered. "Maybe you should help make something that can actually get me drunk? Now THAT'S an invention." Talon grinned as she tossed the bottle behind her carelessly.

"Talon…" Spider-Man began making her sigh.

"I do what needs to be done for the greater good. That's it. It doesn't make me any less of a hero." Talon said the last word with obvious sarcasm. "Listen the day is saved and millions get to live, I think I earned the right to be able to speak civilly with you." Talon said dryly before standing up.

"*Sigh* you're right, you didn't do anything worse than what Wolverine has done and I still talk to him." Spider-Man shook his head. "I'm sorry just never thought that with my attempt at mentoring you'd still end up exactly like him; I wanted you to be your own person."

"Why if I didn't know any better I'd think you were trying to say being like Logan was a bad thing. He gets the job done and doesn't die easily unlike some people I could mention." Talon drawled before walking to the edge of the building.

"We still need to talk." Spider-Man called out to her making her turn to him with a lazy smile.

"We'll meet again real soon. I will talk to you then." Talon answered ominously.

"Oh God, not a third Madame Web." Spidey groaned making the red-head give him a slight glare. "What if I'm miles away when you need to find me?"

"Don't you know yet web-head? I'll follow you to the Ends of the Earth." Talon smirked before stepping off of the roof and disappearing from their sight.

"She needs to get back to her own timeline, she's changing too much yet I can't read her future. It's as if she was already dead." Madame Web just released a sigh and turned to Spider-Man. "The day is saved; I'll talk to you later." Julia waved before fading away.

"What is with the women I find myself surrounded with? Come on Spidey lets just head back home." Spider-Man groaned before web swinging away.

-Peter's Apartment-

-Insert ringtone: Going Under-Evanescence-

*Click*

Laura answered the phone lazily and put it on speaker so that Chun-Li could hear.

"Hello?"

"Alright, just saved New York for a nuclear bomb…man you know I really hate Mondays." Spider-Man groaned making Laura chuckle a bit while Chun-Li still looked stunned about nearly being obliterated.

"Look on the bright side, next week is Spring break, worst case scenario you'll have to go off planet." Laura told him in an attempt to cheer him up. Chun-Li at this point decided to just sit down and place her face in her hands.

"Maybe I'll get lucky and get a chance to go to Daytona Beach, always wanted to go there for spring break at least once."

"Stranger things have happened." Laura said as she closed her magazine.

-Next Monday-

-Peter's Apartment: Roof-

"Just entered the stratosphere with Johnny, this went smoother than expected. Lol :D" Chun-Li read out loud in disbelief while Laura continued to do pushups nearby

"Three hundred and one – told you- three hundred and two!" Laura growled as she continued to push herself. Suddenly a sharp pain ripped through her body and she began to cough up a large quantity of blood. "D-damn it…" Laura muttered while Chun-Li looked at her in concern.

"Laura…?"

"Don't, it's fine just my body acting up again I can get through it." Laura said with practiced ease before continuing in her head. "Just feels like something is trying to crawl itself out of me."

"*Sigh* Laura this is the fifth time in the past three days, you really need to see someone about this…" Chun-Li began before continuing cautiously, knowing that what she was about to suggest would get nearly anyone else hurt badly. "May be you should ask-"

"No!" Laura growled a bit. "I refuse to ask that woman anything. If she can get through this without help then it's a fact that I can." Laura said seriously as she struggled to stand. Just the mere thought of asking her future self for help burned her. Chun-Li shook her head at the mutant before deciding to change the subject.

"You know there haven't been any matches lately. Last time there was a delay in matches we were at war with the X-Men." Chun-Li brought up making Laura frown in thought.

"I guess we are a little over do for a global threat again, I suggest upping our training and getting ready because something is about to happen." Laura said grimly making Chun-Li nod. When they re-entered the apartment they barely heard the last of a news report.

"Tensions between Symkaria and Sogaria continue to rise; a war seems to be inevitable."

"What the hell is going on?" Laura asked mentally in confusion.

-Meanwhile Daytona Beach-

Spider-Man and Johnny Storm were both sitting on the remains of a space ship as it floated in the ocean.

"Human Torch, you're my hero!" Spider-Man sang in a fake girly voice.

"Damn right I am." Johnny said simply with a smirk. (LIAG Fun fact: Spidey and the Human Torch are total bro's. So much that once when Johnny was thought to be dead, Spider-Man took his place in the FF. His FF costume looked unbelievably badass)

"Hey all joking aside…today you are my hero. Without you all those people would be dead."

"What are friends for? Besides, I told you when we started that this would be fun." Johnny said nonchalantly.

"Thanks." Spidey nodded. "Now tell me the truth…"

"You've gained weight." Johnny deadpanned.

"Not that…" Spider-Man groaned before waving in front of them. "Did you steer us to Daytona Beach during Spring break on purpose!?" Spider-Man questioned in disbelief as they watched the giggling college girls play in the water.

"Don't you love a happy ending?" Johnny smiled making Spider-Man shake his head in disbelief. "Speaking of happy endings…there is a rumor going on in the hero community about Ms. Marvel making it with a certain little bug we know…"

"How the hell did that get out!" Spidey shouted in disbelief making Johnny gape at him.

"It's true!? Damn it! How come you always get the girls!?" Johnny asked angrily as he grabbed Spidey by the front of his shirt.

"Maybe because I don't sing Friday in my boxers when I think no one is watching." Spider-Man dead panned. "I seriously lost a lot of respect for you."(LIAG Fun Fact: That's canon…and it was hilarious as fuck.)

"Hey you promised to never bring that up again." Johnny said with a huff as he turned from the web-head.

~?~

"The final stage is complete all readings are good. Gentlemen…it's time…" The Robotic voice of Dr. Octopus began. "Time to implement my master plan…my last master plan." (LIAG Helpful info: Dr. Octopus has become fatally ill and only has weeks to live.)

The room of villains behind him all just grinned.

-New York City: East Harlem-

"I told you, anything I burn stays burned!" A man covered in ice and fire shouted before blasting numerous firemen away with ice. (LIAG Helpful Info: Equinox has been both a hero and villain and has all the powers of both the Human Torch and Iceman.)

"Oh he is so on the Naughty list!" Spider-Man thought from his spot on a nearby roof. Looking back at Talon, who was in her armored costume, he gained her attention. "Listen Talon, here is a new lesson. You might find yourself having to emulate some of your worse enemies to save the day. It may bug the hell out of you but no matter how much it irks you. It doesn't matter as long as you save the innocent. Understand?" Spider-Man questioned to his protégé.

"Yes…I understand." Talon nodded making Spider-Man nod his head before picking up a satchel and grabbing two round orbs that had Spider-Man's face on them. "I kind of wish I was able to make this into web fluid you know? Give my web shooters and actual purpose now that I don't need them." Spider-Man sighed before hopping on a spider shaped glider and speeding down towards Equinox as Talon swung off of the roof. "Hey captain Icy-Hot, Happy Birthday!" Spider-Man shouted drawing his attention. Spider-Man then flung the bombs at him with all his might. (LIAG Helpful info: The glider and bombs are canon.)

"Spider-Man-wait…it's not my birth-"Equinox didn't get the chance to finish before the bombs opened up and covered him in a thermo reactive gel. "AHHH!"

"My new formula, it burn's what's cold and freezes what's hot!" Spider-Man thought with a smirk before noticing Talon face-palming as she stood behind some ice. "What's wrong Talon?" She just glared at him before pointing to a nearby fireman who was being carried into an ambulance because his foot broke off after being covered in ice.

"We'll take it from here Spider-Man!" One of the paramedics said as they placed the foot into a container.

"Come on Talon we have to clear a path!" Spider-man shouted.

"What, wait we-"Talon didn't get the chance to finish as she picked up bridal style by Spider-Man before they went blasting down the streets of New York on his glider. "MOVE IT PEOPLE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!" Spider-Man shouted as the ambulances followed them down the street.

-A few minutes later: Metropolitan Hospital-

"Honestly Spider-Man you didn't have rush! Thanks to those new Cryo Cubes we have been able to save countless limbs and organs. God bless whoever invented them!" Spider-Man looked gob smacked at the doctor who just chuckled and walked away. (LIAG Helpful Info: Peter invented them.)

"It's okay to feel pride." Talon spoke up suddenly making Spider-Man turn to her in confusion. "There are more ways to save a life than dressing up; you heard the doctor Peter is a hero as well." Talon gave him a small smile. "Take pride in that." Talon walked towards the exit smiling, leaving a shocked as hell Spider-Man behind her.

"Geez. Who's supposed to be the mentor here?" Spider-Man asked himself as he watched the young woman. "She's come a long way…maybe…its time."

-The Next morning: ?-

"It's time to share my masterpiece with the world!" Doc Ock said menacingly as he pressed one last button on his machine.

-Space-

Many small satellites completely circled the Earth before lightning up and encasing the planet in an orange energy field.

-Peter's Apartment-

"I hate you so much r- n-now." Chun-Li struggled out as tears left her eyes. She glared up at their television along with a downed Talon as they were bombarded with an intense heat.

"T-to b-be f-fair…I-I gave y-you fair w-warning." Talon gasped out as sweat covered her body.

"I am Dr. Octavius and today we have something in common; we are all dying." The super villain said simply from the television. "Well to be fair we are dying all the time, just some faster than others." The Doctor chuckled a bit. "I've found that when you are near death, you find it within yourself to make many concessions."

"W-we need P-peter…t-this i-is his f-foe." Laura got out as she struggled to stand. She gave a sigh of relief when the heat quickly dissipated. Chun-Li groaned as she got back to her feet.

"That was my Octavian lens that sped up the effects of global warming. That was a taste of the world that you are leaving to your descendants unless you listen to me now!" Octavius said passionately. "With your help my lens can be augmented and its effect reversed. I…am a dying man…I have only been remembered as a villain, but please let me give you the greatest gift of all…"Octavius said benevolently "...A future."

"So...how do we stop this? He obviously can't be trusted." Chun-Li questioned making Laura sigh and sit down on the couch.

"We wait until Peter gets back from Horizon and figure out what to do after that." Laura leaned back and shut her eyes with gritted teeth. "Once again we face the end of the Earth."

-1 hour later-

*SLAM*

Chun-Li and Talon turned to the door when they heard Peter rush in with various boxes that, Laura notice, each had a name of a member of the Sinister six on it. Peter sighed and looked at them seriously before handing them each a box. Laura's was roughly the size of her head and Chun-Li's was flat and rectangular

"Team, lets suit up." Peter said in a no nonsense tone making the two women nod and go to the room they shared. Peter began to open each box and inside every one of them were pieces of durable red and black armor. Peter picked up a large red chest plate that had a large black Spider-Symbol on it and nodded his head. "Time to save the world." (LIAG Helpful info: To see the armor Google Spider-Man Ends of the Earth Armor)

-Later: Avenger's Mansion (No not the tower!)-

BGM: Avenger's theme- Silvestri

Red Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Captain America, Spider-Woman, and Thor all sat around the table and looked at each other in a tense silence.

"The man is a certifiable genius." Iron man finally said.

"Oh he's certifiable alright…" Hawkeye grumbled.

"Have you taken leave of your senses, Stark? This is the basest of villains." Thor said angrily making Steve sigh.

"Calm down, let's hear him out first." Captain America tried to mediate.

"I'm not talking about the man, but his ideas. If N.A.S.A never recruited Nazi scientists we wouldn't have put a man on the moon." Iron Man defended.

"Steve, where is your team?" Natasha questioned putting an end to the would-be argument.

"I sent them to search around the globe with other SHIELD agents to see if they can find where Octavius is hiding. Where's yours?" The captain questioned as he noticed the assassin looked slightly worn out.

"Fighting a war. Symkaria invaded yesterday and they told me to come here because the world needed me more than the country." Natasha said dryly making Steve shake his head.

"Don't worry I'm sure-"

"Not now Steve. Regimes fall everyday...even mine." Black Widow muttered. As the heroes continued talking no one noticed the glowing white eyes in the doorway.

"What is this? Earth's mightiest Chat room?" Spider-Man questioned as he entered with his new armor while Chun-Li flanked him in a black sleeveless evening gown with gold accents. She had a black and gold sash on that was tied together with a red rope and her signature spiked bracelets were replaced by thick gold ones. She had on a pair of red shoes and finally her hair was held up by a pair of black ribbons. (LIAG helpful info: Her Street fighter 4 alternate costume)

-Flash Back: Peter's roof-

Spider-Man, Talon, and Chun-Li were standing on the roof of his apartment in front of a large object that was covered in a tarp. Talon was currently holding a black Motorcycle helmet and looking at Spider-Man in confusion,

"Listen, Chun-Li you are coming with me. Talon stay here-"

"What?" Talon asked in disbelief and hell even Chun-Li was shocked. "I'm an Avenger too! You don't need to protect me." Spider-Man sighed and placed a hand on her shoulder.

"It isn't to protect you." Spider-Man said seriously before gesturing to the city. "It's to protect them. Watch over the city for me, you've grown up Talon you are my ally not my pupil. You graduate." Talon gaped at him as he tossed her some keys.

"P-peter?" Talon asked in confusion as he yanked of the tarp to reveal what appeared to be a pitch black Kawasaki Ninja ZX14R with two crimson slash marks painted on each side. The most unique feature, however, was that it had no wheels.

"Laura, I won't sugar coat it; your first day is going to suck…a lot. That's just how it is." Spider-Man said bluntly.

"How is she supposed to ride that?" Chun-Li questioned with wide eyes.

"Simple. It's a hover bike operates the same way a normal motorcycle would work…only in air." Spider-Man said sheepishly.

"Where did you get this!?" Chun-Li asked in shock while Talon continued to gape at it.

"I made it." Spider-Man said as if it were no big deal. (LIAG Fun Fact: Peter has an IQ of 250. Respect.)

"Peter…" Talon began as she looked up at him, her eyes shining with determination. "Thank you for everything. Go I'll take care of New York."

"I know you will." Spider-Man said seriously before turning to Chun-Li. "Let's go." Chun-Li nodded and held on to Spider-Man, who then leapt from the building and began web swing away as Talon rode off in the opposite direction.

"You did a good job as a teacher, Peter." Chun-Li spoke up suddenly, making him glance at her.

"About time I got something right."

-Flash Back: End-

"Spider-Man is that-"Spider-Woman began only for Spider-Man to interrupt her.

"Yeah it's a new suit. New look. Get over it. I'm talking now and I'm saying the only two words anyone here should be saying." Spider-Man began as he gained their attention.

*SLAM!*

"AVENGER'S ASSEMBLE!" Spider-Man ordered as he slammed his hands down onto the table.

BGM: END

~Later: The Palazzo Senatorio: Location of an emergency GS summit made up of the world's leaders and greatest minds~

The leaders and scholars continued to argue over what to do about Dr. Octopus's demands when suddenly a robotic voice spoke up, silencing them.

"Whatever Doctor Octavius's motives for doing this, his plans would work." Professor Hawking told the room and even with a robotic speaking device his message still seemed to be able to convey reluctance.

"Professor, are you suggesting…?" President Obama questioned as he turned to the man.

"Yes, if we help him launch more of his satellites into orbit…his Octavian shield could end the threat of global warming."

"I concur…" Former vice president Al Gore began as he took the floor and turned to his colleagues. "This new approach is revolutionary, in my opinion its-"

"Completely insane!" Spider-Man shouted as he walked into the room with Captain America, Thor, and Chun-Li following him, while the room erupted with excited whispers.

"Storming into a meeting with the world's most politically powerful people. Yup this is going on the list." Chun-li muttered as she followed her team mate.

"You're debating whether you should go along with a guy who makes giant robot octopi?!" Spider-Man questioned in disbelief. "Hello?! The guy is bat-shit insane!"

"Gentlemen, I'm sorry this is a closed session. Under what nation's authority are you-"Al Gore was cut off when Thor turned to him.

"I am Thor Odinson, heir to the lord of Asgard, and this man is my most trusted counsel." Thor cut the man off easily. "Please continue, Spider-Man.

"Thanks big guy, as I was saying the Doc Ock is an actual mad scientist! And He's getting all of you to help build his doomsday device, don't you get it?" Spider-Man questioned as he turned to Al Gore. "He's not out to save the planet, he's out to destroy it!"

"With all due respect, what I see is a chance to end the greatest threat our environment has ever faced, and I don't see any evidence to the contrary." The former Vice President said passionately to Spider-Man.

"Man I should have taken debate classes!" Spider-Man groaned mentally. "You done? Fine here's my rebuttal…" Spider-Man began seriously.

*BAM*

"*UNFF*" Gore gasped out as he was sent flying back into a podium as the room's occupants gaped in shock. Chun-Li face-palmed and swore to write that down later.

"Here's all the proof you need right here, this isn't Al Gore…" Spider-Man began as he pulled the man's face off. "It's the Sinister Six member, Chameleon!"

"Damn…you!" The Chameleon gritted out.

"That was risky, Avenger. How did you know?" Captain America questioned; his face grim.

"I've been preparing for this for months. My helmet is audio keyed into the Chameleon's specific heartbeat. A trick I picked up form Dare Devil." Spidey explained as he turned to the Captain.

"Funny how easy it is to forget that Spider-Man is as intelligent of a soldier as he is courageous." Captain America thought to himself when suddenly Doctor Octopus appeared on nearby televisions screens."

"I apologize for the deception." Doc Ock began sounding genuinely sorry. "I have little time left here on Earth, and was merely trying to speed up the process." Narrowing his eyes, Dr. Octopus continued. "Thanks to Spider-Man's interference, however it seems as though I'll have to resort to drastic measures. My satellites have more than enough charge to teach you all one final lesson." Doc Ock finished ominously before disappearing from the screen.

"I hope you Avenger's realize what you just did." Obama said seriously to Captain America. "We were lucky to escape a loss of human life the first time, but now?"

"Don't worry Mr. President. We have it under control; our best men are on this." The Captain swore.

"Iron Man? Are you in position Ock took the bait." Spider-Man said he held a finger to the side of his helmet while Thor restrained the Chameleon.

-Space-

"Copy Spidey." Iron-Man said as he attached himself to one of the satellites. "We should be able to track his earthbound location-wait what? We may have a problem…"

-Back to Spidey-

"Tony? Please tell me you've got good news." Spider-Man asked desperately.

"Yes and no web-head. I can't trace him and his lens has a new field with a different effect…" Iron Man trailed off making Spider-Man frown in confusion.

"I don't believe this! His Octavian lens is filtering out all of the harmful effect of the sun's U.V rays. It's working!" A scientist exclaimed making Captain America frown.

"I do not like where this is going…did you know he'd do this?" Captain asked Spider-Man.

"No I did not." Spider-Man answered seriously. "But I should have, nice one Parker!" Spider-Man berated himself when a hand placed itself on his shoulder.

"Quit beating yourself up Spider-Man, you did your best and you will stop this. This is just a slight detour." Chun-Li assured him gently but her narrowed eyes told him to listen to her.

"How-"

"I have spent enough time with you to understand your behavior, and believe me when I say…" Chun-Li began before turning around and walking to the exit. Glancing back at him she smirked. "You need to get over your martyr-complex." Chun-Li turned back and exited the room, leaving a stunned Spidey behind him.

"The carrot and the stick gentlemen." Doc Ock said as he reappeared. "I could have easily turned up the heat, but that is not my intention. Please help me while I am still alive to see my dream come true! You have 24 hours. Also I have one last request…"

-Ten minutes later: Outside-

"No way in hell. We're letting the Chameleon go!?" Spider-Man asked Captain America in disbelief.

"It appears that way." Steve muttered.

"He knocked out Al Gore and shoved him in a closet!" Spider-Man pointed out angrily.

"Agreed, this is madness." Thor frowned.

"Oh, it's something alright!" Spidey groaned.

"So long wall-crawler. So this is what it feels like to be on the winning team." Chameleon laughed before flying away in a jet.

"You sure this is going to work?" Chun-Li muttered once the villain left.

"Don't worry Chun-Li this is all going according to plan. I know how Doc Ock thinks." Spider-Man began as he turned to her. "I have every angle covered."

"Driver to the Symkarian Embassy." The Symkarian Prime Minister said he entered a black car.

"Yes Mr. Prime Minister." The driver replied before driving off.

"It's worse than you anticipated Ms. Sablinova, Octavius has the majority vote." The prime minister frowned making Silver glance at him through the rear view mirror.

"And the Avenger's intervened?"

"Yes and failed." The Prime Minister frowned making Silver smirk.

"Don't be so quick to judge them Prime Minster, especially Spider-Man. Still, perhaps it's best if I kept a closer eye on him."

"Whatever you feel is best. I still have to go back to Symkaria and try to salvage us from this unneeded war with Sogaria." The Prime Minister frowned as he rubbed his temples.

"I still don't understand how the council undermined our authority and incited the war." Silver frowned as he looked back up at her.

"Do not worry they were quickly tried for treason and jailed."

"Doesn't change the fact that they already persuaded the majority of Symkaria that by stealing Doom's weaponry we can be a stronger nation. They should have just let it be destroyed like Sogaria intended." Silver stated bitterly making the man lean back and sigh.

"Actually that's no longer the case Ms. Sablinova. We are now the one's on the defensive, we've awoken a sleeping giant." The man stated dryly making the woman narrow her eyes.

"Explain. Now." Silver demanded coldly.

"That same weaponry that should have been destroyed? Realizing they were losing, Sogaria eventually was forced to use it again, we are dealing with soldiers both human and robotic now." The Prime Minister said tersely as Silver's eyes widened slightly in shock.

"Damn. How could a few robots make that much of a difference though? We still have the edge with our stealth technology." Silver questioned in confusion.

"I don't know, when they reactivated the Doombots they had some of their scientist upgrade them and they are now going by the name: The Crimson Guard. However, upgrading the robots only made our countries stalemate."

"So how are they now winning?"

"Intel suggests that the war shifted in their favor shortly after an Ambassador from Wakanda delivered some sort of weapon to one of their triumvirate." Silver gritted her teeth as she turned a corner.

"What sort of weapon is this and why is Wakanda allying with to Sogaria? They never make alliances easily due to the high demand for their Vibranium." Silver pointed out. (LIAG Helpful Info: Wakanda has the highest amount of Vibranium mines on the planet.)

"We don't know why they made an alliance, but they aren't sending in soldiers."

"So this weapon is giving them the edge? What is it?" Silver once again asked in confusion seeing as Wakanda wasn't really known for creating powerful weaponry.

"We don't know. All we know is that it's not very large seeing as the ambassador could hand it to one of the leaders. What we do know is that they said, and I quote, 'Sometimes the old ways are best'" The man then released another tired sigh. "Worst of all; the boundary between our countries is non-existent it's a full out blood bath and our own soil has been invaded."

"Damn it!" Silver shouted angrily. "The greed of few people will end in the death of countless Symkarians in a pointless war!"

"First we have to cease the fighting, then we can try to come up with a treaty." The Prime Minister advised making Silver nod.

"Do your best while I'm away, and hopefully I'll have a country to return to." Silver Sable sighed as the vehicle came to a stop. "Just why in the world would Wakanda help Sogaria?"

-Flash Back: Sogaria: Castle: one month earlier-

"You are a fool! This will only lead to us gaining unnecessary enemies!" Sonja Shouted to MJ who was sitting on a crimson throne, Sonja's idea, in her office while using Sonja's body.

"Your tactics are excellent on the battle field and have kept this country going for as long as it has, but we are getting nowhere. If every sane choice you have fails, it's time to think outside of the box." MJ countered.

"I am here, why have you requested my presence queen Sonja?" Black Panther asked diplomatically as the model gave him a polite smile.

"We are going to have a talk about trust shortly, and in order to break the ice I suggest we do this without masks." MJ began before reverting back to her normal body, surprising the hell out of Black Panther. "Mary Jane Watson at your service." Shrugging, Black Panther removed his mask as well.

"T'Challa, although this should be common knowledge." The King stated as he held his mask. "Look. While I am glad that someone removed Doom from power, if you are here to talk about an alliance then I must decline."

"Not at all, actually this is more of an act of good will." MJ smiled confusing him even more.

"What do you-"

"Hello? I have come as requested." A voice said from the door. "Why have you wished to-T'Challa!?"

"Ororo?" The King asked in shock. "What is the meaning of this Sogarian!?" MJ just raised her hand for the King to allow her to speak.

"I didn't invite you here as a Queen, a comrade, friend, or even just for being a fellow hero." MJ stated calmly.

"Then why are we both here? You do realize I am not the Queen of Wakanda anymore." Storm questioned as she raised an eyebrow.

"I invited you here…" MJ began with a smile

*SLAM!*

"Because you both pissed me the hell off!" MJ said fiercely as she slammed her hands onto her desk, stood up, and glared at the wide eyed heroes. "I don't care that of you are stronger than me you will listen or so help me God, I don't know what I'll do but neither of us will forget it." What disturbed the former couple was that even with the awkward threat they found themselves needing to listen to the woman.

"Let's just take a deep breath, and you can tell us why you brought us here." Storm said carefully making the woman nod.

"I called you here because you two have to be the biggest pair of idiots I have ever seen. You ended your marriage pointlessly." MJ said bluntly making T'Challa glare at her.

"How dare you-"

"Because it's true." MJ said bluntly.

"Beautiful start." Sonja said dryly.

"Sorry Sonja but I'm going to need you to shut the hell up this time. This is one subject I believe I have more knowledge in." MJ thought as she glared at the former couple.

"I might have to add Mary to my list of possible descendants if I had gotten married. She has a strong will at least." Sonja thought to herself in slight shock at how MJ talked to her.

"And just why do you, someone who is not either married or knows us, feel as if you can judge us for voiding a marriage?" Storm questioned skeptically making MJ give her a better chuckle.

"Tell me you know about the tournament that's going on right?" MJ asked suddenly, confusing them.

"I believe anyone with access to a television is aware, your country's rulers are still in it." T'Challa said as he crossed his arms with narrowed eyes. "In fact, both I and Ororo have read the backgrounds of the current contenders in case we ever ended up sucked into the whole thing."

"Although…I don't recall you." Storm said with a frown.

"That's because I'm not in it. Sonja is." MJ answered confusing the hell out of Storm, but T'Challa sent her a looked that said he'd explain later. "Look at that, you still have non-verbal communication. Why did you throw your marriage away again?"

"Listen enough games! Why does our splitting bother you so much when, like Ororo mentioned, you're not married." T'Challa demanded.

"You both know Spider-Man was once married right?" MJ questioned seemingly out of nowhere.

"Yes anyone who checked his background knows, but what does that have to do with-"Storm stopped when it hit her. "Oh…please excuse my earlier comments." Storm apologized suddenly confusing the hell out of T'Challa.

"Ororo?" T'Challa questioned and his former wife gave him a knowing look and nodded her head towards MJ, making his eyes widen.

"Do you know how it feels to remember the happiest moments in your life and to have the person you love ripped apart from you because some fucking devil got bored?" MJ began as she crossed her arms. "To realize that a part of you…" MJ began as she placed her hand on her abdomen. "Is dead and not remember? To have to fucking read about it?" MJ questioned with a fierce glare…that actually made Sonja proud.

"Listen I-"

"I'm talking now damn it!" MJ gritted out. "I've been a faithful wife despite all of the pain he's caused me, and God its sick that I had to find that out online, and I STILL might lose my husband- the man I love- because he no longer remembers what we shared and is basically free to anyone woman that wants to pick him up?" MJ questioned loudly. "But that's not why I'm pissed off; no that's my problem. What pisses me off is that two people who Spider-Man spoke so highly of threw away something so beautiful for nothing."

"Listen you don't understand, she chose to fight against me instead of joining me against the X-men!" T'Challa defended making MJ clap her hands sarcastically.

"Oh yeah, the person you loved chose family over you I don't know what that's like at all." The sarcasm in her voice made the King avert his eyes. "You two truly believed you were both doing the right thing, your choice just happened to be the right one. The roles could have easily been switched and the X—men would be the ones that were right. How would you feel then?" MJ asked hypothetically. "Once again if the choice to get divorced just affected you two it's your choice, a stupid ass choice, but your choice. That's not why I called you here."

"Then why!" Ororo demanded the red-heads words reopened old wounds on her heart that she wanted to stay closed.

"Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if both a drought hit Wakanda and T'Challa were to die before he could produce an heir?" MJ questioned making T'Challa narrow his eyes.

"My sister would take over, and the country would survive under her control."

"Oh of course how could I forget about the sister? From what Spider-Man has told me it's not like she too isn't a vigilante dressed like a damned cat that faces the same risk of death that her brother does." MJ said sarcastically. (LIAG Helpful Info: T'Challa's sister is also a Black Panther) "A lot of countries survive, but what good is it if it can't thrive. Droughts have a history of affecting the countries of Africa severely when compared to many other countries. Think about your people T'Challa, so far your decision has already put Wakanda on borrowed time."

"My country will survive, with or without me being married." T'Challa said adamantly although Storm's eyes seemed to have gotten wider.

"Regimes fall every day." MJ's cold statement hit the King hard. "God knows if things continue the way they are now, my flag will be Symkarian by the end of the month."

"So you did want an alliance!" T'Challa bit out as he headed to the door.

"Not at all, my country will fall due to being completely over powered and basically every person sees that coming. Yours will fall to stupidity and stubbornness." MJ snorted before softening her gaze. "Everyone knows you split due to a disagreement, not a lack of love. Hell even I can see how you two feel about each other."

"Why are you telling us this?" T'Challa questioned without turning around.

"Considering everything that was going on in that war, I'm willing to bet you two didn't have a lot of time to talk or think about how your marriage affected more than just yourselves. That's why I invited you here…" MJ began sadly as she turned to her window and gaze at the country. "You and I, we love our countries. I never expected to fill the void in my heart after realizing that I had lost my daughter. However when I see the smiling faces of my people, their families…it helps. A lot of my people are about to die from war, don't let any of your people die from miscommunication."

"It's not good that a country's ruler tries to help other countries when theirs is at war." T'Challa said simply as he placed his mask back on.

"You are probably right; You know we had planned for Sogaria to be able to be a safe haven for all, you know to remove the stigma from my people for obeying Doom. I'll admit it though we are kind of just winging it."

"Some would call you a fool." Black Panther muttered

"A fool is just someone who chooses to believe." MJ countered making him shake his head and walk out. Glancing back MJ frowned when she noticed storm seem to be deep in thought.

Too much thought.

"Oh for the love of-Love isn't rational, go to him and talk. You are no longer welcome in this country until you do." MJ said simply making Ororo look up at her in shock.

"But-"

"Trespassing in my office might incite a diplomatic incident." MJ said as she raised an eyebrow at the white-haired woman. Storm sighed and began walking out of the office, but before she left she turned back to MJ.

"Thank you and I wish you luck in all of your endeavors." MJ said nothing in return and Strom closed the door behind her.

"What do you know Sonja? I may not have gained any allies, but I also didn't make any enemies. So we're exactly where we started." MJ chuckled but frowned when she got no response. "Sonja…you aren't mad about what I said are you?"

"Not at all, I'm just proud that you are my host."

~Flash Back: END~

"This is troubling…" Silver thought with a frown.

-1 hour later: Mediterranean Coast-

Chameleon landed his jet on the shore next to a giant Octobot that had Doc Ock, Electro, Sandman, Rhino, and Mysterio exiting it.

"Why are we out here, and so far away from the base?" Chameleon questioned in confusion.

"Maybe because it supposed to be a secret base? Dumbass." Electro said with heavy sarcasm.

"What are you talking about?" Chameleon asked with narrowed eyes.

"Just that large kick-me sign on your back genius." Mysterio said bluntly. And looking at his shoulder, Chameleon frowned when he found a spider-tracer on it.

"How dare-"

"Enough." Doc Ock interrupted Chameleon as a quinjet flew towards them. "The Avengers are coming, Chameleon pilot the Octobot. It's time to get ready."

-Quinjet-

Black Widow frowned as she piloted the jet that held red Hulk, Iron Man, Spider-Woman, Thor, Captain America, Chun-Li, and Hawkeye.

"They see us; there goes the element of surprise." Black Widow muttered.

"Well Spider-Man? This is your show; you are the expert on Octavius." Hawkeye stated as he placed his sunglasses on.

"What do you suggest, son? Captain questioned as they looked at Spider-Man.

"They are outnumbered and outgunned, we can overwhelm them easy enough." Spider-Man told them as he clenched his fist.

"So smash em'? My kind of plan." Red hulk grinned while Chun-Li looked at him curiously.

"You kind of look like Haggar…"

"Who?" Red hulk questioned perplexed.

"Not important." Chun-Li stated as she waved him off as the bottom of the jet opened up.

"All right guys, nothing much just Earth's mightiest smack down! Let's do this." Spider-Man said before he leaped out of the jet with the Avengers, minus Natasha, following after him.

BGM: War-Sick puppies

"I'm counting 8 of them." Sandman told his allies.

"Don't forget the pilot." Doc Ock spoke up as Rhino looked at them slightly miffed.

"They have a Hulk."

"Doesn't matter, we can't lose today. Stick to the plan." Doc Ock Muttered. "This is the day…THE SINISTER SIX REIGN SUPREME!"

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!" Spider-Man shouted as they fell from the sky.

"Dibs on the giant robot! The weakling are yours!" Red Hulk shouted as he collided into the giant Octobot.

"How the hell is the Rhino a soft target?" Spider-Woman questioned skeptically.

"Hey jarhead, headshot!" Hawkeye shouted as he shot an arrow at Mysterio, only for the projectile to go through the villain as if he weren't there.

"You missed me!" Mysterio taunted as Spider-Man's lenses shined bright green.

"No you didn't, your arrow hit him the one talking is just a hologram." Spider-Man said and sure enough the real Mysterio was trapped in a net. Electro blasted into the air as he turned into electricity and blew through the Quinjet like a lightning bolt.

"He fried the controls…Avengers I need-"

*KABOOOM!*

Natasha was cut off as the jet slammed into the ground and exploded in a flaming fireball.

"Natasha!" Spider-Woman shouted only for her and Hawkeye to be electrocuted as Electro ran through them and headed towards Spider-Man.

"I'm a force of nature, what can you do against that!" Electro questioned only for Spider-Man to cross his arms. Electro ran right passed him without doing any damage, making the villain glance back in shock.

"Just an electric proof suit!" Spider-Man answered simply before continuing. "Also, I brought a god." Electro turned around only to realize he was running directly into Thor. Thor raised his hammer and absorbed Electro into it.

"This is the price you must pay, if you are to be lightning…" Thor began before thrusting his hammer at the sky. "THEN YOU MUST ANSWER TO THE GOD OF THUNDER!" Thor roared as he blasted the villain in to the sky. "BEGONE!" Thor smirked at the sky and didn't notice the Rhino rushing behind him. "You shall trouble Midgard no more."

"You won't either!" The Rhino roared before stabbing his horn through Thor's chest.

"Hela's teeth! How am I run through!?"

"Like it Avenger? My horn was replaced by the tooth of a creature called the Midgard serpent. Time to see how gods die." Rhino spoke cruelly

"Thor!? Hang in there-"Iron Man was unable to finish when one of Octavius' tentacles clamped down on his core. Iron-Man watched in shock as his suit began to spam frantically. "How am I being hacked!? This suit is beyond your understanding!"

"Wrong. Enjoy the Stark Tech from the year 2020!" Doc Ock shouted in victory. (LIAG Helpful info, Both the Rhino's horn and the future stark tech is canon. Doc Ock got his Batman on for this mission.)

"That's it! I'm ending you!" Chun-Li shouted as she charged the evil scientis.t "Spin-

"Chun-Li stop!" A voice that was incredibly familiar to Chun-Li shouted out and she turned to see a Chinese police officer looking at her with eyes filled with love. Chun-Li stopped dead in her tracks as she stared at him with wide eyes.

"T-Tou-san? (2)" Chun-Li questioned as her eyes began to water.

*CRACK!*

"GAHH!" Chun-Li screamed in pain as one of Doc Ock's arms grabbed her.

"Not quite my dear." Octavius said sinisterly before slamming her into the ground with enough force to knock her unconscious.

"How did you know that the hologram would work?" Mysterio questioned as he approached Doc Ock.

"Please, a woman who became an Interpol officer in memory of her father? She was terribly predictable. I almost didn't even enjoy it." Doc Ock said nonchalantly. Near the water Captain America grit his teeth as he blocked a barrage of sand from Sandman.

"It doesn't have to be this way Flint!" Captain shouted as he stood in the water and glared at Sandman. "You used to be an Avenger! Join me and-"

"Talk, talk, talk. " Sandman muttered as he slammed the Captain into the water before tossing a blue capsule into the water. "A cryo-pellet the one proven thing to stop Captain America."

"NO! *Crik-eksh* The Captain was unable to continue as he was encased in ice.

"And then there were two." Sandman muttered.

"I'm ripping every bolt out of this dagblasted-"Red Hulk began before the robot hit him with bright energy wave that sent him crashing into the sand in front of Spider-Man.

-Octobot-

"Looks like the Alpha/Gamma disrupter works." Chameleon grinned as he leaned back in his seat. (LIAG Helpful Info: The Alpha/Gamma disrupter shuts down all brain activity in Gamma-irradiated creatures…not sure if this has to be said or not, but that's canon.)

-Outside-

"Give it up Octavius!" Spider-Man roared as he aimed his fist at Octavius while the barrel in his gauntlet began to shine.

"Ah yes, my Cyber-Control helmet. You're using it to take control over my arms and my octobots." Doc Ock said boredly as he stared Spider-Man down. "You will not be me with my own toys!" Octavius shouted and Spider-Man was sent crashing to his knees as he lost control of his armor. "Kneel Spider-Man, Kneel before your better!"

BGM: END

-Meanwhile: New York-

Talon was having her own problems as she prepared for a battle of epic proportions against her first super-human arch enemy since she became an official hero!

…Kinda!

"I-I'm sorry who are you again?" Talon stuttered out as a man wearing bright neon spandex and a bath towel draped around his neck. He appeared to be fifty pounds overweight and had a plastic Wal-Mart bag over his head with eyeholes cut into them. Also he had on a pair of pink bunny slippers.

"I AM the Bashful Bagman 2.0! And I have come to seek vengeance against you Talon! I have waited for the perfect moment to catch you alone! Prepare to be destroyed!" (LIAG fun fact: Before Peter was Spider-Man…he was bagman.)

"What the hell did I do to you?" Talon questioned with wide eyes.

"Because of you…my girlfriend was taken away from me!" The man shouted angrily.

"What!" Talon said in shock. "Oh no, don't tell me his girlfriend was one of my targets when I worked for the facility!"

"…Well she wasn't really my girlfriend. Just a woman I watched without her knowledge. Constantly." Bag Man amended.

"That's a crime!"

"Anyway this guy invited her to watch your debut fight in the tournament and when the announcer got to your introduction it made her sad so he comforted her and then later they had sex!" Bag Man roared as he blatantly ignored her

"Wait-how is that my fault!?" Poor Talon she doesn't always get confused, but when she does, she gets mind fucked.

"If it weren't for your story maybe one day she'd have worked up the courage to come to me!"

"She didn't know you!"

"However she was only the beginning. I fell into a deep depression for a long time and, I even had insane thoughts like working out, going to college, and making something of myself." Bagman said as if the thought disgusted him. "However one night as I was walking home I saw my new princess…she was leaping building from building, and I believed that she was the one for me. Then, however you defiled her!"

"I did what now?" Talon questioned with wide eyes.

"It was horrible…you lured her in and took advantage of my sweet ebony haired beauty whose eyes were like rubies in the night." Bag Man said with sorrow and Talon's eyes widened in realization, shock, and horror.

~Flash Back: Date night: Outside Peter's Apartment~

-What Bag Man really saw-

"Who is that lovely creature?" Bag Man questioned as he saw Jubilee scale a wall and knock on a window. Bag Man's confusion, however, turned into one of horror as Laura opened the window and let her in. He watched in confusion as Laura cut Jubilee's hair for a bit before saying something that made the young vampire leapt on Laura, knocking the lamp over which caused them to be shrouded in darkness.

-What Bag Man Thought he saw-

"Talon, Talon open up!" Jubilee whispered frantically causing the clone to open the door.

"What's going on?" Talon questioned although she gave a quick glance down to the streets at Bag Man.

"I need to tell you about this charming man I love." An overly ditzy Jubilee said with a squeal making Talon nod her head and let her in. "It's so insane, I never thought I could fall in love with someone I never spoke to. But the way he stared at me, I knew it to be true love!" For the next few minutes Jubilee ranted on and on about Bag Man's heroic feats, such as paying for his food!

"Such a lovely girl, maybe I should put aside my Vendetta against Talon?" Bag Man wondered to himself.

However that's when shit got real.

BGM: E.T. - Katy Perry

"Sounds like and amazing guy…" Talon began as she held Jubilee's head. The vampire looked up at her in confusion as Talon's thumb traced her lower lip

"T-Talon w-what?" Jubilee stuttered out with wide eyes.

"Please don't move, this is the hardest part." Talon said softly as she raised a pair of scissors before tossing them to the bed and claimed the stunned Jubilee's lips.

"W-wait but I love-"

"-Me." Talon growled out.

*Snickt*

"Or else." Talon growled as she raised a clawed hand making the wide eyed vampire making her sniff a bit. Talon reclaimed her lips and looked out the window at the furious Bag Man, and flipped him off with her clawed hand while her other hand grabbed Jubilee's rear-end. "Bite me." Talon demanded and the vampire's mouth went to her neck as Talon smirked at Bag Man before turning off the lights

BGM: END

-Flash Back: End-

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" Talon questioned in shock. "That's not even remotely close to what happened!" Talon thought in disbelief before the memories of that night hit her, forcing her to avert her eyes as her cheeks colored.

"AHA! There your face burns with shame! It's too late for you to feel guilty!"

"I'm telling you, you have gotten it wrong."

"Oh yeah? It was quite clear you were the one in control, your voice doesn't go as high as the squeals I had heard on that rueful day!"

"Unbelievable…" Talon really couldn't believe how this day had turned out, and reliving that…experience…wasn't what she had in mind. She shifted uncomfortably as she suddenly found herself quite aware of the scarred bite marks she bore in places she truly did not feel comfortable thinking about. It was bad enough neither Spider-Man nor Chun-Li had ever let her live it down, often saying something like Bloodier than Laura's sheets after she gets laid whenever one of them got cut when apprehending villains.

"Your sins…you'll regret them!" Bag Man shouted in anger before chuckling ruefully. "You see when that strange light spread across the earth and began creating mutants I was blessed enough to gain a mutation. It was fate! I knew then that it would be me that would end you Talon!" Bagman roared and Talon got into a fighting stance.

"What sort of mutation do you have?" Talon asked with a glare. "Doesn't matter how idiotic he is. Even a moron can be a problem if he can shoot lasers from his eyes…"

"Prepare to quake in terror. The answer is right in front of you." Bag Man chuckled darkly. "I can survive without Oxygen!" Bagman shouted making Talon stumble in disbelief. Mistaking her disbelief for fear Bagman charged forward. "This is it! Know the pain of a heart broken maiden!" Talon gaped at him and released her claws and swung at him, hoping to just cut the man on the chest to scare him off before he got himself killed playing villain. However as soon as the claws were about to connect, Bag Man tripped over his slippers and stumbled off of the building where fell ten stories…

…into an incoming bus causing it to spiral out of control and crash into a building most likely causing a gas explosion because moments later began rushing out as the building was set on flames. Shaking herself out of her stupor, Talon got on her bike and flew down to the building where the occupants watched the destruction in horror.

"Wow Peter was right..."

Laura, I won't sugar coat it; your first day is going to suck ass. That's just how it is.

Talon shook her head as Peter's words wrong though her ears before she ran to her bike and flew down to the occupants just as a young woman that appeared to be the same age as Talon ran up to her. She had waist length black hair, pale skin, and purple eyes. She had on a pair of hip hugging jeans, a white hoody and a pair of thick glasses.

"Are you kidding me!? I leave my baby alone for 2 minutes and this happens?" The woman questioned in disbelief gaining Talons attention.

"Teen mom? Damn, I have to hurry!" Just as the purple eyed teen began to walk into the building, Talon pushed her back. "Don't worry. I will handle it!"

BGM: One More- Superchick

*CRASH*

Talon Grimaced from behind her helmet when she saw the flaming debris crash down behind her and block the entrance. In the distance she heard the sound of an infant crying and gritted her teeth. Dashing forward, Talon rushed through the flames and began to run up the stairs.

*Crack*

Only for the stairs to cave in under her.

"Damn!" Talon thought with wide eyes as she raised her left hand at the ceiling and made a devil horns with her hand.

*THWIP*

The web-line connected and Talon began to climb up the make-shift rope as the flames danced around her body. The intense heat singed her even through the suit, but she had to fight through it. Looking up, Talon saw that the web-line was beginning to snap due to the flames and she quickly swung for and leapt at a wall.

*Snickt!*

Ejecting all of her claws, Talon stabbed them into the wall and began to scale it as the infants crying grew louder and louder.

"I cannot give up; I gave that woman my word!" Talon thought furiously as her eyes bled red, her muscles pulsed for a second causing blood to spill from her mouth and fall from under her helmet.

"Not now...please…" Talon slashed a whole into the wall, revealing a corridor behind it, crawling into the hallway Talon slowly stood up and tried to figure out where the infant was as flaming debris continued to fall down. Here a sharp cry, Talon ran to the end of the hall and slashed the last door on the left open.

"Where is it?" Talon thought in frustration as she entered the apartment. Opening the nearest door she found a small baby girl, who couldn't have even been one years old with dark hair and startling purple eyes crying in a cradle. Talon rushed forward and picked it up as quickly as she could.

-Outside-

Bystanders and firemen watched terrified as the apartment building suddenly collapsed while the firemen finally managed to stop the fire. The teenage mom narrowed her eyes and teleported into the middle of the debris as bystanders watched astonished.

"Is she a mutant?" Someone whispered while another questioned if Talon was still alive.

*Crack*

The purple haired woman smiled in relief as an Adamantium clawed hand stabbed though the rubble and Talon crawled out weakly as she cradled the infant with one arm. Talon handed the teen her daughter before rolling over to her back.

BGM: END

BGM: Butterfly (Feat. Mimi Page)-Bassnectar

The purple eyed woman flicked Talon's helmet, making it shatter and free the young hero's head. Talon gasped greedily for air as she looked up tiredly at the young mother kneeling next to her.

"You were in so much pain, yet you still risked your life to save the child of someone you do not know?" The woman questioned as she tilted her head. "You are about to die, and I feel no regret from you. You are the one." The young woman said with a smile as Talon's eyes finally shut. "You are the one who will finally make him seem reason." The woman spoke to herself as she kissed her daughter on her forehead and teleported away with Talon and her baby.

-Many Hours Later: Deep space-

Talon's eyes snapped open only to find herself floating in the endless void of space; she looked around frantically only for a gentle hand to the grab her shoulder.

"Shh. don't be scared, you're safe here." The young mother said making Talon's eyes widen at her. "You have done a very good thing today, and now you will be rewarded." The woman smiled before her body was engulfed in a flash of light. When it died down Talon widened her eyes when she saw that the woman now had on a short purple dress, and instead of glasses adorning her face there was a purple mask that surrounded her eyes and mouth, also her eyes were now shining bright purple.

But the most prominent feature?

Was the large purple hat she word that had two very familiar horns sticking out of it.

"W-who are you?" Talon stuttered out.

"You can call me Gali." The woman said with a smile. (LIAG Helpful Info: Gali, also known as Galacta, is Galactus' daughter, whom when last seen was found to be pregnant. Bonus Fun fact: Galactus and Galacta reproduce asexually. THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS CANON!)

"How am I alive?" Talon questioned before looking down and wincing and her badly damaged body. "I should be dead."

"You were not to die today, so says Galactus." A booming voice said suddenly and Talon turned with wide eyes and stared at the large form of Galactus himself. "Are you sure about your choice? She is weak."

"Daddy, I am sure. She will live forever yet she has the same love of life as a mortal. She is the perfect God mother for my child. She will be my herald and so long as she considers Earth her home, it is off the menu!"

"Why are you so adamant about this immortal mortal?"

"Her body is deathly ill and her ability to heal from physical injuries is weaker than a human's…yet she still rescued my daughter, your granddaughter, from a burning building."

"Something so weak would not be able to kill any of Galactus." The cosmic entity said as he crossed his large arms.

"That's right, but daddy, do you think she knew that?" Gali questioned as she stared up at her father. "She will be my first herald; I thought that would please you, even if it's just a little." Galactus stared his daughter down for a little longer before nodding his head and staring at Talon.

"You will watch over Galacta's daughter in the event that she won't be able to. You will do this, or your planet is forfeit. Agree and I will find my nourishment elsewhere, so swears Galactus." Talon stared at him in shock and went over her options.

"Say yes and be the god mother to a world eater…or refuse and die." Talon thought as she released a sigh. "I accept."

"Don't worry; I don't plan to go anywhere so the odds that you will ever need to take over are slim. Just be prepared." Gali told the young hero seriously who nodded, before something occurred to her.

"What did you mean by me being immortal? I'll live for a long time, I know, but immortal?" Talon raised an eyebrow making the young cosmic deity place her hand on Talon's heart.

"It's not finished yet, but something beautiful is happening within you and the amount of life force you will produce might just be able to satiate my and my daughter's hunger, don't worry it won't be painful and I don't plan to feed from you until you are healthy." Galacta smiled before embracing Talon, creating a cosmic shield around her.

"What?" Talon wondered in confusion.

"Someone important to you needs you. I'll send you to him it'll be a few days before you can make it back to Earth as you require time for my powers to heal you." Galacta explained before sending Talon flying through the stars at light speed.

"If you care for that planet of insects so much, why do you not simply save it yourself?"

"The humans will never be worth of your praise if they cannot save themselves. You will see their worth, so says Galacta." Gali said coldly surprising her father who was used to her normally peppy attitude. Gali turned away from and shut her eyes tight. "You better know what you are doing, Anansi…"

BGM: END

"Honestly Galacta, your first Herald is a native from that planet?"

"Please daddy, we both know you are the last person who should underestimate Earthlings." Gali teased making her father turn from her.

-Hours earlier: With Spidey and the fallen Avengers: 2 minutes before Spider-Man falls-

Black Widow groaned in agony while half her body lay on the ground outside of the wrecked jet.

"Black Widow can you hear me?" A voice asked making the assassin look up, only to see no one there.

"W-who's there?" The red head questioned in confusion.

A friend. Now stay quiet." The voice demanded before a small laser began to cut the jet in an attempt to free Natasha

*TTSSS*

"Don't move I'll have you out of here." Black Widow saw something fall next to her from thin air before she was helped to her feet by an invisible figure. "Can you walk?"

"Yes."

"Good, any other Avengers on board?"

"No but what was that? What did you drop?"

"An explosive charge." The figure said simply as they walked through trees.

"Why? We might need the Quinjet to leave later!"

"Shh. We only need two things, for the enemies to believe you are dead and for Spider-Man's sake a much needed distraction."

-With Spider-Man-

"Gather up these heroes, I have plans for them." Dr. Octopus ordered as he stared down Spider-Man.

"You heard Bill Nye, Chop Chop."

"Except Spider-Man. Leave him to me." Octavius continued.

"Crap…" Spidey groaned. "Oh I knew you loved me!" Spidey quipped with a fake girlish voice. "Just keep him talking, there has to be away to shut down my suit!"

"I know what you are trying to do, but it won't work." Octavius said bluntly. "Gentlemen if we could have a moment?"

"Sure thing doc, it's the least we can do for the guy who showed us how to job the Avengers." Sandman spoke up as he headed towards the giant Octobot.

"I'm surprised this plan went so well." Chameleon said as he walked towards the machine while holding Captain America.

"Yeah if you ignore the fact that Electro just went space bound." Mysterio spoke up as he carried Spider-Woman over his shoulder.

"His fault for being a weak bitch." Rhino deadpanned as he dragged Red Hulk and Thor by their feet as Chun-Li and Tony were carried on his shoulders.

"It's been enjoyable, my arch nemesis, but it's time for you to die, what are your last words?" Octavius questioned evilly.

"The Game." Spider-Man said bluntly making the doctor pause.

"I actually hate you even more now. You really cannot just let me have a complete victory can you?" Octavius bit out.

(LIAG Helpful info: The game is not just in marvel the Gam actually exists in real life. Let me explain.

~Rules of the Game (I did not create the game, it is real)~

Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game ")(Yes that means that you, my fellow readers, are now playing…You mad?)

A person cannot not play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing.

Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.

Losses must be announced to at least one person

Strategies: Possibly the Most common strategy is to write down "The Game" on a slip of paper and hand it to somebody. When the person reads the note they have no choice but to think of the game.

~End~)

Spider-Man was going to retort when…

*KABOOOM*

Octavius turned to the forest in shock as it went up in a flaming fireball.

"What in the-Spider-Man? Spider-Man show yourself!" Octavius shouted angrily as Spider-Man was no longer anywhere to be found.

"What the hell? My helmet can't pick him up…that's one fucking amazing disappearing act!" Mysterio muttered as he set Spider-Woman down. Doc Ock glared at where Spider-Man previously stood before entering his Octobot. "It doesn't matter I have taken several measures to deal with him. Let us leave" The Octobot closed behind him and descended into to the water.

-Nearby-

A transparent cloak was raised in the air, revealing a crouching Spider-Man and Black Widow.

"Okay…that's impressive. How are you doing that?" Spidey question as he stared at the space between himself and Natasha.

"New Symkarian stealth Technology." The voice said making Black Widow's eyes narrow.

"Symkarian!" Spider-Man said in shock. "So you're-"

"Yes it's me." The voice said as a transparent hood was pulled down, revealing a very familiar silver haired woman.

"Silver Sable!" Spider-Man said in shock while, Black widow aimed her wrist at the woman, confusing the hell out of Spidey.

"I should end you now, and save myself some time later." Natasha growled out making Silver glare at her.

"Really now, the world is at danger do you really want to kill one of the few allies you have left?" Silver questioned making Natasha close her eyes and release a sigh before putting her arm down.

"You are right. You rescued me when you did not have to, we can settle our differences later." Black widow said simply, getting a terse nod from Silver in return.

"A bullet to the head? Is that really how you greet people?" Silver questioned with a smirk.

"What can I say, I'm Russian." The red head said with a shrug as Spidey continued to look between them perplexed.

"Can someone please explain to me what the hell that was?" Spidey questioned feeling out of the loop.

"Do you not listen to the news?" Silver questioned sounding slightly shocked and even Natasha looked at him oddly. "Symkaria and Sogaria are in the middle of a war, tensions have been rising for a month now."

"What the hell! How did this happen!?" Spidey asked in shock. "I was so busy with my new technology, stopping criminals, and training Laura that I had no leisure time! Is THIS why MJ hasn't been returning my calls? Oh God MJ is in a war!" Spidey stared at the two in blatant horror…which was kind of funny because neither of the women could see his face.

"…You really didn't know. Wow." Natasha said as she shook her head.

"Long story short, greedy politicians committed treason and started a war with Sogaria, they have been trialed and executed, but it was too late."

"Why don't you just stop it then? You are the leaders." Spider-Man questioned as he crossed his arms while Natasha stared at Sliver with slightly wider eyes.

"Chort! (3) This is the first we've heard about this!" Natasha bit out. "We have to end it after we deal with Octavius."

"Then let's get started!" Spider-Man said as he punched his fist into his hand.

"Follow me." Silver said feeling slight happier because of a chance to end the bloodshed as a door to an invisible jet opened. As they walked towards it a thought occurred to Spidey.

"Hey Silver why save us and not any of the heavy hitters like Red Hulk or Thor?"

"Simple, you have the most experience defeating Octavius…as for Black Widow, she was closest." Silver explained as Spider-Man helped Natasha into the Jet.

"Closest?" Natasha echoed in disbelief. "Of all the conceited-"

"Come on I've been following you in my stealth ship, the Swan, since you left the summit." Silver said as they entered the air craft.

"Invisible jet? Sounds like something from a comic book." Spidey muttered.

"Hm. I forgot about the constant quips…" Silver said as she glanced back at Spider-Man.

"Probably should have grabbed Captain America." Natasha said dryly as she sat in the co-pilot seat as Silver grabbed the steering wheel.

"Not at all, I've worked with Spider-Man long enough to know that he's resourceful when the time comes. He's not given nearly the credit he deserves."

"I wish I had that much faith…" Spidey thought to himself as he took of his chest plate and contacted his allies in Horizon.

-Later: Octavius' under water lair-

"I want my collegues criminal records to be cleaned and two billion dollars to be deposited into each of their accounts." Octavius said as he looked at the world leaders on his screen. "I am glad you have decided to finally agree with me."

"A billionaire, no criminal records, and I helped save the world? I have to be allowed custody a' my kid, Keemia!" Sandman thought to himself as he pictured his little girl's smiling face.

-The Swan-

"Ms. Sablinova, are you seeing this?" The Symkarian ambassador asked in alarm.

"Yes thank you for your work, prime minister." Silver sable said with a smile.

"Wait the time index from ten seconds ago. His main fabrication site is in the Sahara desert. If we get rid of that, we can stop him from reaching his two hundred satellite quota." Black Widow with said with a smirk as she pointed at a map. "We can end this now."

"Perfect." Silver said with a smirk before turning to Spider-Man. "This is going to take a few hours that's all the time you get. Come up with a plan."

"Got it." Spider-Man said with a nod and prepared to turn away when suddenly his Spider-sense began to go off weakly.

"*Yawn* Oh dear lord, are we still flying? Maybe I should have stayed back in New York." A voice muttered and all three passengers gaped as the older Talon walked into the cockpit while rubbing her eyes. "Hello darlings." Talon waved lazily before yawning again.

"H-How…" Silver stuttered out with wide eyes.

"Where did you come from!? We're in midair!" Spider-Man shouted as he pointed at the older form of his former pupil.

"Oh, well I was on a shopping tour in Europe, after I realized that there wouldn't be any matches, and eventually I came across Silver's jet." Talon shrugged.

"You shop?" Spider-Man asked shocked making Silver turn to him in disbelief. "Err I mean, your first idea was to go to sleep in the Jet?"

"Future, remember? I figured I'd run into you eventually and I was bored so I decided to come enjoy the fights." Talon said nonchalantly before raised her right fist.

*Snickt*

"My Talons are hungry for blood."

"You know I was this close to forgetting that my pupil grew up to be a sociopath." Spider-Man said bluntly as he shook his head.

"Don't you have a suit to go fix?" Talon asked with half lidded eyes as she sheathed her claws. Spider-Man began to say something but released a sigh instead and walked away. "Hello." Talon said to the women that were looking at her wearily. "Don't be so cautious, I might save your life."

"Doubtful." Silver muttered to herself.

"Oh I am going to love the look on your face." Talon smirked before frowning at Black Widow. "Quit glaring at me, last I checked I was an Avenger, the last one if I recall correctly." Talon revealed making Natasha's eyes widen slightly. "And I'm the last one for a reason, now calm down both of you; the scent of your fear is annoying. If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. Simple."

"Excuse me? You have grown to be arrogant, Talon. I don't fear you." Natasha said seriously with a glare.

"Of course you do, it's in your nature." Talon said dismissively before pointing at herself. "Predator…" Talon began before pointing at her. "Prey, Its Biology." Talon explained as she walked forward and placed a finger on Natasha's forehead. "You don't fear me here. You fear me here." Talon stated as she move her finger to the Assassin's chest. "Fun fact, it's much more apparent in red-heads…blame Logan." Talon shrugged. "If my presence is that distracting though, then I shall make myself scarce." Talon shrugged before stepping back in to the shadows as her chuckle echoed throughout the cockpit.

"That's… unnerving…" Silver finally spoke up as they stared at where Talon had left.

"Of course she would hone her stealth, which was already on par with mine; she had nearly a century to do so." Black Widow muttered making Silver raise an eyebrow at her. "She's a clone of Wolverine." Black Widow answered the unasked question. "I'm serious, it's complicated." Natasha stated at the disturbed look Silver gave her.

"Well that's just not fair. I heard of aging well, but that's just nonsense." Silver muttered as she glared at where Talon had disappeared.

"It gets annoying after a while, trust me." Black Widow sighed before looking at the monitor that was between them. "We need to pass the time, want to check on how the war escalating?" (LIAG Fun Fact: Natasha was born in Circa 1928.)

"Good idea, I need to see how much damage was caused to my country." Silver said with a frown before typing something in as she put the Swan on auto pilot. The image of the boundary between the two nations was broadcasted, and both Natasha and Silver glared as they saw the bodies of soldiers both Sogarian and Symkarian lying on the ground. Two Symkarians were standing with their assault rifle blasting, and one managed to take out one of the upgraded Doom Bots before a knife went sailing into his head. Natasha widened her eyes in morbid fascination as a blood soaked Sonja charged forward, blocking the bullets with a shield she had never seen the woman wield, before cutting off one of the man's arms with a blade dyed in blood before bashing him with the shield sending him crashing on his rear.

"Holy Shit!" They heard Viper say as she ran up next to Sonja, whose eyes were blazing red as her muscles tensed. The man looked up at Sonja in terror.

"No…it can't be the rumors of the She-Devilof Sogaria were true!" The man shouted in terror as he grabbed his arm in agony. (LIAG Fun Fact: She-Devil was one of Sonja's many titles in her time.)

"You will go back to your country, and you will preach about my mercy." Sonja said coldly as she glared down at him, the man nodded in fear. "Run you Symkarian dog."

"Sonja, what the hell is going on with you!" Viper shouted as Natasha wondered the same thing as she watched with wide eyes. "You get blown up then you shrug it off and kill six hundred heavily armed soldiers! Take a break!" Silver looked pained as she heard the number, and Black widowed wondered why the hell MJ had allowed the ancient Empress to do so.

"Break..?" Sonja muttered as if the concept was foreign before turning and grabbing Viper by her collar. "Are your eyes bad woman!? This is War! Follow me or be crushed by my heel!" Sonja glared as tears fell from her eyes, but Natasha knew better than to assume they were Sonja's.

"What the hell is going on!? Mary Jane's emotions have never been strong enough to show through Sonja, and Sonja's rage has never stopped MJ from controlling her body. We have to stop Octavius quickly." Black Widow's determination redoubled before turning off the monitor. Despite her best intentions, Sonja, Mary Jane, and Viper had all become her second family. They were like the sisters she never had.

Viper got on her nerves but she respected the woman's skill.

Mary Jane, she believed, was one the last few people who remained on the planet that were genuinely good. She found herself wanting to protect the young model-turned- fellow ruler, from the harshness of the world.

And Sonja…

Sonja was someone she actually looked up to, and was captivated by her old war stories and found herself wanting to one day be a legend like she was. Sonja gave her a purpose besides being an assassin. The ancient Empress had made her want to be remembered. What started as a mission SHIELD had told her to take on so they could spy on her team mates and the nation of Sogaria; had drastically changed. Sogaria was no longer some country, it was her country. And her team mates were her sisters.

"I've been compromised…" The realization hit Black Widow hard, but the relief she felt after admitting it quickly made up for it. "…and I don't give a damn."

~ Flash Back: Sogarian/Symkarian border: two hours earlier~

BGM: Mass Effect 3 OST: An End Once and For All

"S-such w-weaponry…" A scarred Sonja muttered as she fell to her knees as her knew shield and sword fell to her sides. The Shield was a silver color that has the image of a red-haired goddess praying with her eyes closed and bearing halo that was made of daggers. At the top of the shield was an opening that was perfect to sheath the blade. The blade was a simple dual edged one handed sword with a red hilt.

-Flash-

"A Vibranium Sword and shield made by T'Challa himself to express his gratitude for giving back his wife. He said that bringing a blade to a gun fight was a fool's gambit, but he also stated that sometimes the old ways worked best. If you come out the victor he said he'd think of an alliance." The Wakandian ambassador said as Sonja opened the case.

-Flash: End-

"This is horrible." MJ cried as she looked at the dead bodies of both ally and enemy.

"Mary Jane, I promise you, this will not be your last day." Sonja glared as she grabbed her sword. "However, in the event that I die, when you regain control of your body. Run, run and don't look back."

"I won't fall here!" They turn to see a ragged Crimson Viper grab one of the soldier's faces before electrocuting him. Viper panted as she tried to regain her breath as bullets continued to soar at the Sogarian soldiers. Both Sonja and MJ widened their eyes when a grenade landed next to Viper. Neither were sure who was in control of the body when they ran at Viper, but they didn't care. Viper watched looked at Sonja in confusion as the swordswoman grabbed her and placed her shield in front of the grenade.

*BOOOOM*

Sonja's mind filled with pain as she took the brunt of the explosion sending both her and Vipers sliding across the battlefield. Viper shook her head and looked in despair as she gazed at Sonja's unresponsive form

"*Cough* Sonja? Mary-Jane? Come on get up!" Crimson Viper growled as she shook the woman.

BGM: END

-?-

BGM: Hanging on- Ellie Goulding (without Tinie) (LIAG Helpful Info: you tube for that info)

Mary Jane gasped as she opened her eyes to find herself in an open field as the sun shined brightly. She was nude, but her body was glowing red preventing anything from being seen. She stood up and searched her surroundings. She squint her eyes as she saw something in the distance and used her hands to block the sun's rays. She then stared in shock as she saw none other than Peter holding the hand of a little red haired girl.

"Peter?...Peter!" Mary Jane shouted in joy as she ran towards him. "Peter thank G-Peter?" MJ question in alarm as both peter and the child began to be engulfed in flames, smiles never leaving their faces. "Peter!?" MJ shouted while Peter extended a hand towards her, however just as she reached them; they went up in flames leaving her standing alone. Falling to her knees, MJ stared at her hands as tears cascaded down her face.

"So we finally meet young one." A heavenly voice spoke up from behind her making the red head jump. MJ turned to see a woman who was illuminated with a golden light. The woman had long flowing hair and was wearing a white gown and tribal tattoos on her arms and forehead.

"W-who are you?" Mary Jane questioned as the woman smiled gently.

"I…am Scathach." The woman said making Mary Jane look at her in astonishment as she recounted all the stories she had heard Sonja recited about the woman. (LIAG Helpful info: Scathach, is Red Sonja's Patron god. She is known as both the Red goddess and goddess of battle. Bonus Fun Fact: To any of you Fate/Stay Night fans, she gave Cu Chulainn [Lancer], his signature weapon, Gae Bolg)

"Where am I?"Mary Jane questioned the deity cautiously.

"We are currently in your mind my child. I have come to you because you have impressed me and earned the respect of Red Sonja." Scathach answered before teleporting behind MJ and grabbing her hair between her fingers. "Natural hair that's is as red as blood." Scathach said with a bright smile. "Your heart is strong; the warrior spirit is powerful, but latent, within you." Scathach snapped her fingers and in a flash of light they were before a large lake.

"Why did you bring me here?"

"Look forward. My champion, Sonja, has fallen and your kingdom I fear may follow her." Scathach said sadly. "You can save her and win this war."

"How?" MJ questioned as she stared at the goddess with wide eyes.

"You and Sonja share a vessel. Her Spirit has reached the peak of its power, but yours has barely scratched its surface there for you two are unable to achieve harmony. I can free your potential and double your power."

"What's the catch?" Peter had told her enough stories about the Madame webs to have her weary of "generous" immortals. Scathach sighed and gazed at the red head.

"You must make a pact with me. I shall offer you the same one as I had given Sonja, because you impress me." Scathach replied before holding out her hand. "You are not allowed to be with another man who cannot truly defeat you in combat. This means you are not allowed to "Go easy" on whoever you fancy." This made MJ gape at her.

"Seriously? So unless I fight Peter we won't be able to get back together." MJ closed her eyes in frustration. "Not like have many options here, besides too many people are depending on me. You accepted the mysterious talking blade MJ, time to see your commitment all the way through."

"Well?" The goddess questioned as Mary Jane grabbed her hand.

"I accept." MJ said as her eyes shone with determination making the goddess grin.

"Excellent, tell you what I know about the Man-Spider, if he can defeat you I will give you the memories back that were taken by Mephisto." Scathach swore as she gained a dangerous glint in her eyes when she spoke his name.

"Looks like you two have history." MJ stared as she quirked an eyebrow.

"Let's just say that after the hundredth time I refused to court him, I have not gained his favor." The goddess said sheepishly. "But enough about him grab Sonja and go into the water and claim victory for your country." Scathach commanded making MJ nod her head and dash after her partner.

"Come on Sonja…" MJ muttered to herself as she wrapped her arms around the ancient empress. "We have to save our people." MJ stated as she dragged the unconscious woman to the edge of the lake. "You need to lose some weight…" MJ groaned before springing forward, causing both herself and Sonja to fall into the water.

*Splash!*

Scathach watched them disappear before releasing a tired sigh.

"So how was she?" A masculine voice questioned.

"Exactly as you said Anansi. What she lacked in physical strength she more than made up for in strength of heart. As we talked I went through her life, she is a good child." Scathach said with a smile as Anansi walked next her and grabbed her by her waist. "You were correct, she was the perfect candidate to house Sonja's spirit I not regret sending her the blade."

"Don't sound so surprised about me being correct, I tend to be most of the time." Anansi smirked making her giggle.

"Honestly Anansi, you always were the one bug I didn't mind."

"My Heart sings." Anansi said dryly as she held his face and gazed into his eyes. Anansi smirked at her before closing the distance.

BGM: END

-Hell-

"DAMN YOU ANANSIIIIIII!" Mephisto roared in anger.

-Sogarian/Symkarian border-

BGM: Breath of life- Florence + the Machine

"Come on damn it, get up, and say something!" Viper demanded as Sonja's eyes snapped open with a gasp.

"Hand me my blade." Sonja demanded as her muscle tightened while red bled into her irises. Caught off guard, Viper did so hesitantly. Clenching the blade tightly, Sonja flipped to her feet instantly and began running past the Sogarian soldier the seemingly empty Symkarian border. "Tell our soldiers to fall back, I'll handle this personally. They've done enough." Sonja ordered making Viper gape at her.

"Queen Sonja has gone mad!" One of the soldiers said in disbelief.

"She just ran in, to fight an army she can't see." Another one muttered as Sonja swung her blade back as she closed her eyes.

"Mary Jane, please close your eyes to this and do not open them until I tell you to. You don't need to end up like me, I will protect you. It's the least I can do." Sonja thought with a frown.

"O-Okay, good luck." MJ was no longer able to see what the woman in control of her movements was doing, but the sounds would be stuck with her for a long time.

*Ba-dump*

"A heart beat!" Sonja though as she stabbed her blade forward, and sure enough she felt the familiar sensation of piercing a body with her blade, pulling the blade out she frowned when she felt something small impact on her arm. "Scathach's protection has been strengthened?" Sonja wondered as she slashed though more invisible opponents.

"What the hell is she!" an invisible voice questioned before Sonja through a knife in its direction. "*GAHH!*"

"A devil-*Schtik*"

"Men it's just one woman and we have the advantage, just stay silent and she can't hurt us-gurk!" The voice was ended when the Symkarian general found his throat slashed. Sonja grabbed the general cloak and wrapped herself in it, causing her to fade away from sight.

Only one thing was on the Symkarian soldiers' minds at that point.

"Oh Sh-*SCHLIK!*

(LIAG Fun Fact: remember, Red Sonja is a badass. Marvel has a tendency to sell some pretty good characters, like how they sold Spidey to Sony –face palm- At least they can still make Spidey comics)

BGM: END

~Flash Back: End~

-Hours later: Sahara Desert: With Spidey-

"Ah so this is when Pink Hippo was made. Best I-phone and android app ever, can't really tell you how many jams this thing has gotten me out of." Talon said as Spider-Man handed them each a flat rectangular device.

"I'm sorry did you just say pink hippo?" Natasha questioned incredulously as Spider-Man nodded.

"Yup, it's a new app that Horizon labs have been working on. I'll show you how it works." Spider-Man said before holding up the device in front of Black Widow as a pink hippo appeared on it. "Try not thinking of a pink hippo."

"Okay."

"And what are you thinking of now?" Spidey question making Black widow sigh in exasperation.

"A pink hippo son of a bitch… what possessed you to make this?" Black Widow questioned with a face palm. (LIAG Fun Fact: Pink hippo is canon in this event but later fades away into limbo. I can think of a few ways that this technology could have been used excellently…why marvel…why?")

"Doesn't matter, we're here." Silver said as the Jet stopped in midair over the sand.

"We're in a stealth ship, can't we take a few hours to come up with a legitimate plan…or catch some Z's?"

"Don't forget about the sand, Spider-Man." Silver said as she stood up from the pilot seat. "They won't spot the swan, but they will notice any sand we kick up." Silver explained as she opened the door making Spider-Man nod.

"Okay you three, put these masks on. They will block any gasses, allow us to communicate with each other, and you can see what I need you to see." Spider-Man explained while tossing each of them what looked like a red and black gas mask. After putting them on, the four heroes jumped from the jets

"So what's our strategy Spider?" Black widow asked as they fell to the ground.

"Big base run by a super villain? Obviously we pull the old Luke and the Death Star. Knock out some guards, steal their uniforms and take their place. No fuss, no muss."

"Seriously…?" Talon drawled.

"Anything for you to wear a new costume." Silver said dryly as she held a large energy powered rifle that was nearly the same size as her.

"Says Ms. White after Labor day." Spidey quipped as he web swung into the base as they landed on some stairs.

-Inside base-

"Are you kidding me? This place is filled with Octobots!" Spider-Man said in morbid fascination as the countless small bots roamed the base.

"Of course, Octavius wouldn't trust his precious satellites to humans." Natasha murmured as she stared at the sight.

"This it's what's wrong with the world today, robots taking the jobs of honest hardworking henchmen!" Spidey said in mock anger.

"Hey made my life easier." Talon deadpanned. "Run in destroy the master control, shutting down the bots, and take down the villain. That's all I had to do."

"Seeing as stealth is out of the question, what do you say we set charges, blow up the base, and move on to the next target?" Silver offered as she hid behind a wall.

"Oh I like her." Talon smirked.

"Something isn't right here…this is too easy." Black Widow muttered before leaping into the main room. Natasha aimed her wrists at a group of Octobots.

*RATATATATATATAT*

*Thud*

Landing in a crouch, Black Widow picked up one of the satellite casings and opened it up.

"As I thought, they're all empty."

"How is that no matter how hard you train, how strong you are, or how many times you defeat an enemy you can still fall for traps?" Talon wondered to herself before running out of the base with three heroes following her. Suddenly she stopped and stared up with wide eyes.

"Talon what's wrong?" Spidey questioned in confusion, never expecting to see his former pupil lose her composure. She simply pointed upward and they turned to see a giant sand goliath easily 3 times the size of the base glaring down at hem. "Well damn."

"HAHA! You all actually fell for it?"

"Yo Flint, I suggest you start eating at subway." Spidey said bluntly as he looked up at the large sandy figure.

"Sandman! I order you to stand down!" Silver shouted making him laugh. (LIAH Helpful Info: Sandman used to work for Silver Sable.)

"Shut it, Sable. You ain't my boss anymore. Ock knew that you'd find out about this place and that you'd tell your pal, Spidey. Ock thought of everything!"

BGM: Make a move-Icon for Hire

"You didn't think I'd expect this? I came here for you!" Spider-Man revealed stunning his team mates as Sandman's large head shot at him, only for Talon to appear in between them.

*Snickt*

Stabbing her claws into the corner of his mouth, Talon ran forward cutting his cheek along the way and making his head collapse before it quickly reformed.

"Then let's get this shit started!" Talon roared as she lunged forward, her nails sharpening into claws in the process, and landed on all fours before she dashed up his body.

"You've fought me on beaches and quarries, but I have the entire Sahara backing me up!" Sandman boasted as Spider-Man ran forward and leapt towards him. "What are you going to do now!?"

"Nothing much, just this!" Spider-Man shouted as he raised a fist at Sandman.

*Swashh!*

"Gahh! What is that?" Sandman shouted as green gas sprayed from Spider-Man's wrist.

"Alright ladies! Lenses on!" Spider-Man ordered as all four of their lenses shined bright red.

"Yeah, we fought on beaches and quarries, and that got me thinking…what if there was only one constant grain of sand, a queen particle that controlled the others?" Spider-Man thought to himself, and sure enough as he looked at Sandman through his lenses a single grain of sand was glowing bright green.

"Widow, Talon, Sable did you see it!?' Spider-Man questioned as he web-swung off of Sandman while the sand underneath them and the base collapsed under itself, bringing machinery down with it.

"Yes!" Black Widow Shouted as she and Sable were lifted up by Sandman's hands

"I have targeted it!" Sable replied.

"Of course!" Talon shouted as she finally made it to Sandman's head again and stabbed her claws into his neck before running forward, making the head collapse as she did so. With his head collapsing again, Sandman's arms collapsed sending Natasha and Silver falling to the ground below.

"It's too small! I'm going for a headshot!" Silver shouted as Sandman's head reformed. She began blasting her laser rifle as Black widow released a storm of bullets at his head.

"Is that the best you got boss lady?" Sandman shouted as he sent another torrent of sand at them.

"No don't try to take out the hay stack; we are here to pluck out the needle!" Spider-Man commanded as he continued to swing around Sandman. "Easier said than done." Sandman growled and clasped his hands together, forming a giant mallet.

"That's your problem Web-Head! You talk too much! I burying that part of me so deep you will never find it again!"

"And that's your problem Flint! The power of half a continent and no imagination. Mallet fists? Haven't seen you do that a million times before!" Spider-Man drawled sarcastically as he swung towards Black Widow and Sable, while Talon struggled to remain standing on Flint. "Ladies, get ready!"

"Thank God, he doesn't have ninja training." Talon said dryly before climbing up Sandman's face and pulling out the device Spider-Man gave them. Spider-Man landed in front of Widow and Sable and pulled out his device along with them.

"Now! Dome!" Spider-Man shouted, with them repeating the word dome just as the giant mallet was about to collide with him and the two reagents.

*WOMFF*

The mallet fist suddenly shifted into a dome that covered the three heroes.

"What!? Impossible! I didn't mean to do that! What's goin' on?"

"You just got pink hippoed!" Talon shouted before stabbing her arm through his eye.

-Sand Dome-

The three heroes stood inside complete darkness as their lenses shone red.

"Huh, it worked." Spider-Man said sounding slightly surprised.

"You sound surprised." Sable remarked dryly.

"No it's good, I got this. Grab on ladies!" Spider-Man stated as he grabbed each of their hands.

-Outside-

Spider-Man smashed through the sand as he flew into the sky with Silver and Natasha each grabbing tightly to one of his hands as flames erupted from his feet.

"What did you do to me!?"

"Simple. It's called pink hippo. I transmit images along your brain waves. I don't mind telling you, because you knowing only helps! Try not to think about them!"

"Cube." Natasha said simply as a cube appeared on her pink hippo.

"Sphere. Pyramid. Hoop." Silver stated as all three images appeared.

"Beer!" Talon shouted as the word beer appeared on her device.

"GYAHHHH! Stop That!" Sandman roared as his body shifted into the various shapes.

"Budweiser, nice." Talon spoke up before beginning her climb to the top of his head.

"This is both huge and awesome! Cue Michael Bay!" Spider-Man thought in amazement.

"ENOUGH!" Sandman shouted as he stood up quickly sending Talon flying into the air. "You always thought that I was some punk, fine. There is only one thought coming through my mind wall-crawler and that's killing you!" Sandman roared as he recreated his mallet fist.

"Oh really?" Spider-Man said skeptically before raising his device. "Keemia." Spidey said simply as Sandman's chest shifted into the shape of his daughter's face. "Ah look what that brought up." Spidey thought as the green grain of sang appeared in the center of Sandman's chest.

"Spider-Man! How about we finish this together for old time's sake!?" Talon shouted as she descended towards him and extended a hand, making him smirk.

"Okay, brace yourself I'm not holding anything back!" Spidey replied confusing Black Widow and Silver. "Batter up!" Spider-Man began as he grabbed her outstretched hand.

"Team Amazing's…" Talon began as Spider-Man spun her around before she hit the ground and launched her at Sandman's chest with just over twenty tons of force.

*SNICKT*

*SMASH!*

"FAST-BALL SPECIAL!" Talon and Spider-Man shouted as Talon blew out of Sandman's back as she clenched a small pile of sand tightly within her hand.

BGM: END

The large amount of Sand collapsed onto the ground sending a small shockwave though the desert. Spider-Man braced himself before he ran forward and caught Talon within his arms.

"Did you see that? I will not be doing that again." Talon said with a chuckle before climbing out of his grasp. "Web him up." Talon told Spider-Man as she held out the pile of sand making him nod. Making a small make-shift sack, Spider-Man poured Sandman into it and sealed the top.

"So that's Sandman?" Silver questioned as she looked at the small web-sack.

"Yup!" Spidey said happily while Black Widow walked up to them as she brushed sand from her hair.

"We can't get comfortable yet, we still have no way of knowing how he'll respond or what his next move will be." Natasha saved gravely.

-Octavius' underwater lair-

"I have proof that terrorists are attacking my planetary defense factories…" Doc Ock told the world's leaders through his monitor. "…and so I make one last request. That all nations put aside their differences and unite against the global menace known as…SPIDER-MAN!"

-The Swan-

"We have only a few hours before we reach the next base. Everyone rest up, not telling how long it is till we get another Break." Spider-Man advised before leaving the cockpit.

"Spider-Man has a point the quarters are down the hall to your left." Silver Sable told them before following after Spider-Man.

"A few hours of peace and quiet, maybe now you sort you know what out, hmm?" Talon suggested as she raised an eyebrow making the assassin turn to her in confusion.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Natasha said firmly, although Talon's knowing look was starting to trouble her.

"Sorry darling, you are the last person on this ship that can lie to me, remember?" Talon asked rhetorically as she pointed at herself with half-lidded eyes. "Clone."

"Damn it Wolverine." Black Widow thought to herself as she narrowed her eyes at Talon making her shrug.

"Hey just some advice." Talon stated simply as she turned to leave. "But please, try to remember who's from the future okay Nancy?" Talon smelt the woman's surprise and didn't even have to turn to know that the assassin was looking at her in shock. Talon just chuckled as she left the cockpit.

-Three Days Later: Tongchang-ri, North Korea-

"For three days we have making hit and run strikes on Doc Ock's missile sites around the globe…" Spider-Man thought as he slid under the rampaging Rhino and spun around to deliver a powerful roundhouse kick to his back. "Today he finally decided to strike back."

"We finally got Octavius' attention." Sable spoke up as she drop kicked some random henchmen as Black widow unleashed a barrage of bullets at Rhino, only for them to be reflected. Rhino growled as charged at the red-head only for Talon to land in between them.

"Sorry, but I've grown kind of fond of this one." Talon sated ramming him with her shoulder sending him sliding back as his force was used against him.

"Watch out guys! I built this armor to be Rhino proof but he's tearing through it! I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up bloodier than Talon's sheets after she gets laid!" Spidey quipped as he webbed the Rhino in his face.

"…You're going to have to explain that one to me." Talon muttered with a slight eye twitch before punching the Rhino in the face. "Damn it why won't you just let me kill him!"

"You must have gotten lazy in your old age Talon! The Talon I know would at least use death as a last resort!" Spidey spoke up as he landed on Rhino's shoulders and released two devastating blows to the side of his head. "Man, how many roids do you take!?"

"Enough arguing, let's focus on not getting hit, hmm?" Black Widow suggested as she ran to the side while shooting the Rhino.

"Or not fighting him directly at all." Silver spoke up as she crouched down and pressed a button her belt. "Get clear!"

*KABOOOOOM*

"What the f-Sable! What did you just do?" Spidey asked as he Black Widow and Silver leaped from the large explosion that engulfed Rhino and Talon.

"My Job! You kept him busy and I set charges and accomplished the mission. Thank you." Silver stated as she ran.

"The Soldiers, the North Koreans, did you get them to safety?" Spidey questioned as he turned to her.

"They're fine, but why do you care this is war!" Silver questioned as she stared at him.

"This is my war! And as long as I'm in charge no one dies! Understood?" Spidey demanded as they ran.

"Yes." Silver said simply.

"Faster!" Black Widow shouted as the Rhino charged at them from the inferno. Hearing someone land next to her, Natasha raised an eyebrow as a bloodied Talon ran alongside them on all fours.

"Silver! You are an entirely new level of bitch!" Talon growled out as she ran forward like a savage wolf.

"You survived." Silver said bluntly. "And Spider-Man, you are aware that the fate of the world is at stake. Right? We can't take it easy on him or his men!"

"Who said anything about "Taking it easy"?" Spidey questioned in confusion as he reached into his belt and pulled out a small cylinder, making Talon grin viciously. Spider-Man tossed it back at the Rhino as he continued to run.

"Huh? What is…?" Rhino began before the Cylinder hit him causing thousands upon thousands of volts of electricity to engulf him. "GYAHHHHHH!"

"A party favor made just for you!" Spidey said enthusiastically. "I said "No one dies"…didn't say we couldn't mess them up!" Neither Silver nor Black Widow could see his face, but they assumed it was matching Talon's at that moment.

"You certainly have…changed." Silver said as she looked at him with wide eyes.

"You can say that again." Black Widow muttered to herself. The four skidded to a stop when a fleet of hover jets bearing the SHIELD emblem flew above them.

"Everyone Stand Down! This is shield; we're in control of this situation."

"Finally the cavalry!" Spidey said in relief.

"Spider-Man! Silver Sable! Agent Romanoff! And Other!-"

"Oh fuck you!" Talon shouted.

"-Back away from Octavius' man, drop your weapons, and put your hands up! You are under arrest!"

"I am my weapon and don't you two have diplomatic immunity or something?" Talon questioned as she turned to the other women.

"Are you kidding me!? Did no one tell you I'm supposed to be wearing underwear on the outside?" Spidey questioned as dozens of SHIELD agents began climbing from the aircrafts.

"Quiet they're in league with Doctor Octopus. We have to-"

"They're in league with an international consensus." Black Widow interrupted Silver. "They're doing what the world wants. We have to run back to the Swan!" Black Widow shouted as she tossed down a smoke grenade, obscuring them from view. "Now we know why no one has come to our aid." Black Widow muttered as she swung away with her grappling hook. Silver grabbed ahold of Spider-Man and he swung behind Natasha with Talon following him.

"Just great. I've been public enemy number one before, but not of the entire planet!" Spidey complained.

"Smoke screen, not sound screen. Shut the hell up!" Talon said with narrowed eyes making Silver turn to her.

"Couldn't have said it better myself."

"Everyone's a critic…" Spidey said sadly.

"HUSH!" The women hissed at him.

-30 minutes Later: The Swan-

"Gnh." Spider-Man muttered as he held his side.

"Are you alright Spider-Man? Did the Rhino do more damage than you thought?" Silver questioned as he looked down.

"Yeah, but it's not that. It's just I can't believe SHIELD is against us." Spider-Man told her with a sigh.

"Spider-Man remove the chest plate, I'll heal you." Talon said confusing him for a bit, until he recalled the events that happened when his Talon charged her in a blind rage. Spider-Man took it off while Silver shook her head.

"Just stop it Spider-Man. I've watched you for years, always worried what everyone else thinks. Angry at Jameson for printing lies, your constant jokes to make people like you. Forget all of that! All that matters is that you believe in your cause." Silver told him firmly.

"Preach." Talon said before she slashed the palm of her hand and placed it on his wound, making him wince slightly.

"She's right. Focus on the mission." Natasha said from the pilot's seat. Talon removed her hand, revealing the wound to be healed before helping him put his armor back on. Once it was in place, Spider-Man walked towards a table where a seemingly empty glass case was.

"Thanks ladies. Alright time to interrogate our prisoner again." Spidey stated as he placed his hands on the table and stared at the glass case before picking up a jar of silicon.

"I'm still not comfortable with this…are you positive he can't escape?" Silver questioned as she leaned back on a wall.

"We have him down to one grain of sand. If we give him a couple pounds of silicon…" Spidey trailed off as he emptied the contents of the jar into the case before closing the door and placing a flat rectangular device into a lost on the door. "And use Horizon's pink hippo technology to force him into one shape, and one shape only…" Spidey began as an image of Sandman appeared on the small device. "We aren't dealing with sandman…we're dealing with a guy I like to call beach head." Spidey answered as the sand morphed into the shape of Flint's head.

"Gotta admit, that's hilarious." Talon said as she was barely able to contain her glee.

"Real funny, webs! I ain't squawkin'! You ain't getting ant info out of me!" Sandman roared in defiance. Sable glared before pulling out a tube of green liquid and opening a small hatch on top of the glass case.

"Don't tell me you've forgotten, Marko. I have ways of making you speak." Silver said coldly before slowly pouring the liquid into the case. "Now tell me the location of Octavius' next base…before this acid eats away at the one grain of sand that holds your intelligence."

"Spidey! I know sable! She's ruthless she'd do it, but not you man!" Sandman pleaded in horror as he looked up at Spidey. "You ain't gonna sit back and-and-"

"And what?!" Spidey asked coldly as he stared at the case. "Let Ock take over the world?"

"We're the good guys this time!" Sandman shouted in terror.

"Good or bad, it's irrelevant if it comes to whether we get what we want in the end. Isn't it?" Talon questioned with a cold smile.

"Besides I don't buy that. Over six billion lives are on the line! And if I have to water-board-or Acid-board you to save them-I'll do it! Don't think I won't!"

"Alright! Alright, I'll speak!" Sandman shouted making Sable stop her pouring.

"…Aww." Talon said to herself sadly.

"One more second Flint and you would have had me…" Spider-Man thought to himself. "Sables right, I have changed, but not that much. Not yet."

"Horizon to Spider-Man. Max Modell calling." A voice said in Spider-Man's ear. (LIAG Helpful Info: Max Modell is the lead scientist of Horizon Labs."

"I'm here max what have you got for me?" Spidey questioned as he held the side of his helmet.

"Nothing good I'm afraid. We've been studying the satellites but when we attempt to enter their stealth systems they disintegrate. We are no closer to locating them in orbit, but we can tell that the lens technology works. A ring of two hundred of these could provide a permanent solution to global warming." Max hesitated for a second before sighing. "So forgive me for asking, but are you CERTAIN we should be working to stop this?"

"Yes." Spider-Man said with complete confidence.

"That's good enough for me. Horizon is with you Spider-Man, no matter what the rest of the world believes."

-Later Octavius' underwater lair.-

"Secure channel transmitting to the darkest corners of the globe." Octavius said as various villains suddenly appeared on numerous monitors. "Ladies and gentlemen this is Otto Octavius. I have assignments for you all. Follow my orders and your rewards will be great. But first I must insist upon you complete discretion…"

-The Swan-

"Spider-Man? Get in here you'll want to hear this." Black Widow said as she glanced back at Spider-Man from the pilot's seat.

"What is it Natasha?" Spidey asked as he approached her.

"New Intel. Doctor Octopus is marshaling more forces against us." Natasha wasn't sure, but she had the feeling he was gaping at her from behind his helmet.

"MORE!? He has the sinister six and the armies of every nation and SHIELD. What else can he throw against us?"

"Super Villains." Black widow stated with a grimace as she gestured to one of the monitor's that had man completely covered in silver metal armor. "According to my source, The Titanium man-"

"-The Villain!?" Spidey asked skeptically.

"-From your western perspective. In my homeland he is a loyal patriot." Black widow informed him.

"Octavius made the same mistake and included me in his call to arms." Titanium Man began. "He is promising all of us the same amnesty and fortune he procured for the sinister six if we defend his silos and factories from you."

"Fine. If Doc Ock can raise an army we can too! Open a line." Spidey ordered. "Somewhere out there, there's gotta be guys like us who are either the right mix of smart-and-sane or stupid-and-crazy to see through Otto's act! And right now we need 'em! Bad!" Black widow typed something in and various vigilantes appeared on numerous screens.

"There." Black Widow said as she finished typing. Spider-Man nodded his gratitude and began.

"Heroes of the world, if the world if you can hear this, this is Spider-Man and I need your help! The Avengers have been captured, the X-men, Defenders, and FF are all off-world. You are all that's left and I'm telling you it's time to step up. I'm telling you now Doc Ock's plan is a lie! It's nothing I can prove so I'm asking you to take a leap of faith! Stack my character against his and ask your selves who do you trust?" Spider-Man questioned as Silver entered the cockpit with Talon trailing behind her.

"I'm Silver Sable of Symkaria and I'm here to tell you that there is no contest. This man is a hero who I would follow to the ends of the Earth. And if I and Black Widow of Sogaria can put aside our differences to follow him; you can too." Silver told them as Talon just looked at them with half-lidded eyes.

"I'm from the future, trust him or you're fucked. That is all." The feral said with a shrug.

"We have the coordinates of Ock's Satellite factories and missile sites they are heavily guarded. You'll have to capture as many as you can. If you're up for it this is what we'll need from you…" Spider-Man began as he looked at the heroes, who couldn't see his face, but felt his determination.

-Later: The Swan: Main compartment-

Spider-Man and Silver entered the main compartment, and walked in silence before Spidey turned to her.

"Whew, I know I was stumbling but thank you for jumping in Sable. And about what you said? Thanks." Spidey said as he removed his helmet to revel a black make-shift Spidey mask that showed his hazel eyes and didn't cover his nose or mouth.

"I meant every word." Silver told him seriously with a small smile as she brushed some of her hair back.

"Really? I always thought that in the past you thought I was an idiot or something." Spidey said sheepishly.

"There is what's on the outside and then there is the man inside. And I want him to know should we fail, if there is no tomorrow. Spider-Man I lo-"

"We won't fail." Spidey said in determination as he gazed into her eyes. "I have to win because I have to see some-"

! Spider-Sense!

"*MMPH*" Spidey was about to let the woman down gently when he felt something soft press against his lips. Silver and Spidey looked at each other with wide eyes as they found themselves kissing.

"God, that took forever." Talon muttered as she held their heads together. Silver and Spidey turned to her in shock after they separated.

"Bu-what-how?" Spidey questioned as he gaped at his former pupil as Silver touched her lips. (LIAG Fun Fact: Spider-Man completely FUCKED that moment up in canon.)

"No need to thank me for stopping you from ruining the moment." Talon interrupted him seriously. There was a glint in her eye that told him not to question what just transpired any further. "Come on Silver I hope you enjoyed that because we still haven't talked about you blowing me up." Talon said as she dragged the woman away.

-New York-

"HALLELUJAH! Talon stopped him from fucking up!" Deadpool shouted as he walked towards a building that had sign on it that said "The Wake." "Oh man, when you get back buddy we are going to party!" Deadpool said enthusiastically as he skipped towards the building with a sack of money.

-Meanwhile…All around the world-

Israel: Sabra!

"Spider-Man, come in! This is Sabra!" A long black haired woman wearing a black and white outfit shouted as she shot hundreds of Octobots with two automatic hand guns. (LIAG Helpful Info: Ruth Bat-Seraph was born in Israel and is a member of the Israeli secret service known as Mossad) "There is no sign of these mercenaries you warned us about, just hundreds of these strange 8 legged robots!"

"Octobots! Don't let them touch you, they tend to zombify people!" Spidey warned her as she continued to shoot them.

United Kingdom: Union Jack!

A man wearing a skin tight dark blue suit with a British flag on the front leapt from a building with two Hand guns in his hand.

"Remember what I told you! We have experts at horizon who need to figure out how the satellite's stealth works! Try to save some of the tech."

*KABOOOOM*

"BLOODY HELL!" (LIAG Helpful info: Joseph Chapman is the third person to assume the Union Jack persona since World War I. Think of Union Jack as a British Captain America only instead of a shield or Soldier Serum he is empowered by the Pendragon force.)

Australia: Kangaroo!

"Save the tech? Easier said than done mate!" A man dressed as a robotic Kangaroo said as he hopped away from a large explosion.

Japan: Big Hero 6

(WHAT TIME IS IT? Time for a LIAG Break Down! Honestly they are not important at all to this story and you can completely skip this breakdown, just putting it up cause I like em.)

Okay Big Hero 6 is a group of six heroes from Japan which include…

Hiro Takechiho: (13 year old Super genius) Born to wealthy industrialist Tomeo Takachiho and Maemi Takachiho, Hiro was raised in the affluent Tokyo suburb of Yoga, City of Setagaya. His parents noticed his intellectual brilliance at an early age, and he was placed in pre-school at age 2. He was eventually recognized as one of the world's most brilliant child prodigies and was accepted into the prestigious private Tesuka Advanced Science Institute. It was at the Tesuka Institute that young Hiro's proficiency for invention and innovation was discovered. He created his first and greatest invention to date, the robotic synthformer known as Monster Baymax, as a project for the Institute's science fair.

Baymax: Baymax is an artificial synthformer capable of synthtransing his body into various forms. His default form is a large humanoid male designed to be less conspicuous in public while attending to Hiro's daily needs. His other forms "Battle-Dragon" and "Action-Mecha", are exponentially more powerful and imposing than his default humanoid form, and are primarily used during undercover missions and other hostile operations. When Baymax sustains physical injuries beyond his damage threshold, he automatically reverts to his humanoid form and becomes temporarily depowered.

Honey Lemon: A brilliant Scientist and Spy, Honey lemon is a very integral member of Big Hero Six, however her most unique feature will have to be her "Power Purse." A purse that allows her to pull anything, completely and utterly no bullshit here people I mean ANYTHING, out of it. Seriously, quit gaping I'm dead ass serious. One time I believe she pulled something from her purse that someone was HOLDING and there she had it and he didn't any more. Broken.

Go Go Tomago: A spy; can change herself into an explosive ball of energy that can ricochet or move at speeds timed at 185 miles per hour simply by saying "Go Go Tomago". She can partially transform herself and gain limited invulnerability.

Ebon Samurai: Kioshi was elite police officer of Japan. While trying to fight off a terrorist attack from hydra he encountered Silver Samurai, during the fight Kioshi was struck down and passed away. While in the afterlife he was consumed with hatred and a desire for revenge against the Silver Samurai which caused him to be approached by Mikaboshi, the Japanese god of evil. Mikaboshi offered to restore Kioshi to life to obtain his vengeance by killing the Silver Samurai, KIoshi agreed. When he awoke he was disgusted to find that although alive he was trapped inside a darker suit of armor belonging to the very samurai he hated. He also had with him a demon possessed katana, which allows him to cut through almost anything (except adamantium and vibranium) but caused him to go into a homicidal bloodthirsty rage. He then took the name Ebon Samurai and left on his journey for vengeance.

Sunpyre: Sunpyre had the ability to convert solar energy into intense heat or flame and could surround herself with a protective aura of flame. Her powers also granted her flight that could propel herself through the air at superhuman speeds, heat vision, and immunity to radiation and heat. Got that? Because here comes the fucked up part. Sunpyre is only in Earth 616 because Honey Lemon…pulled her out of the purse from her own world, consequently making her see Honey Lemon as a goddess.

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

(Breakdown: End)

*KABOOOOM*

"Whatever! Big hero six will overcome all enemies!" Honey lemon Shouted as she pulled out some of the satellite casings from her purse.

"Crush them! Destroy everything in sight!" Eon shouted as he slashed through the Octobots as the team continued to completely and utterly own everything that stood in their way.

"Holy Sh-Guys! Easy on the explodey stuff!" Spidey shouted incredulously.

*BOOOOOOM*

Russia: Titanium Man

"If that is what you require Spider-Man, I shall see it done!" Titanium man swore as he annihilated the Octobots with orange beams of energy that came from his hands.

"Thanks' big guy! I wish I could be out there to help but the world is too big! However eventually there should be just one more location…"

-The swan-

"Romania! In the Symkarian border!?" Silver shouted in equal parts rage and disbelief. "We circumnavigate the globe, and the largest one was on my doorstep!?' Silver asked again for clarification.

"Wow…she cannot believe this bull shit." Talon thought trying not to laugh at how shocked the normally composed woman's face was.

"Romanian border? That's opposite of where the war should be so we probably won't run into any Sogarian forces here." Black Widow thought to herself as she landed the Swan.

-Later: Inside the base-

"Curse me for a fool." Silver muttered as they ran though the base.

"You had no way of knowing Silver." Black widow tried to comfort as she ran in front of Silver.

"I know but still…" Silver trailed off with a sigh.

"Guys bit of caution, this is the largest facility we've been to, we still haven't found Doc's main base…" Spider-Man began as he crawled on the ceiling.

"…And the bigger the ego, the bigger the Main base tends to be." Talon's voice echoed as she moved in the shadows.

"That's still a bit unnerving." Silver muttered, making Talon's voice chuckle.

"Stop, wait there's nothing here…" Natasha muttered as they entered a large desolate room.

"Could it be another trap like Sandman in the Sahara?" Silver questioned as she entered.

"Nothing's set off my Spider-Sense, except Talon of course, so I say we-"

"Idiots the lot of you." Octavius' voice interrupted Spider-Man.

"Your mother." Talon's voice said simply.

"Octavius!" Spider-Man growled out.

"This base isn't empty, it's deserted!" Suddenly the lights came on and they found themselves in a room full of monitors that either showed Doc Ock's face or missiles flying through the air.

"No…you didn't!" Spider-man shouted in despair.

"Every last one of them is finished web-slinger, and in the air HAHAHA!" Doc Ock said sinisterly. "You want to know if I am really going to do it? If I'm really going to save the world? Where this is where you will get your answer."

"And this is where you surprise me right?" Spider-man questioned. "Where you really do save the world and make me look like a fool? Cause that will show me."

"No…it's time for me to admit…you were right."

"Please don't do this Otto…" Spider-Man pleaded as the man laughed evilly. Suddenly the images showed the satellites turning orange and the room was quickly filled with an orange light.

"You see I am a creature of pure spite, anger, and rage. It is my nature I won't deny it. Oh and how I roiled and rankled at the thought of my life-my light-my GENIUS coming to an end while the mundane and mediocre lived. No! It is unacceptable if I must enter oblivion it will not be alone!" Octavius left as the heat bore down on the three.

"We can't stay in here, we'll be cooked alive! Run!" Spider-Man ordered as they exited only to find buildings upon buildings lit up in fire.

"Dear God! Is that Symkaria?" Silver asked in horror.

"No, it's half of the world! Wherever the sun is facing! That's it we've failed." Spider-Man said helplessly. "It's the end of the world." Spider-Man stated with a tone of finality as he pulled of his helmet. "I've screwed up before, let so many people down so many times, but nothing like this. Uncle Ben, Captain Stacy, Gwen, Billy Connors, Marla Jameson, Mary Jane, Aunt May…and especially little Mayday. There are graveyards filled with all the people I've failed to save. But NOTHING like this…I'm Sorry."

"Symkaria, my family, friends; everyone I've ever known is…" Silver couldn't even finish the statement before falling to her knees as tears cascaded down her face. Spider-Man held her silently as she wept.

"Don't worry Silver, it'll be okay." Spider-Man tried to console her before wincing. "Why the hell did I tell her that? There is no fixing this…"

"Leave her. She's in shock. She's no use to us now and we have work to do." Black Widow said coldly as she pulled him away.

"You're serious!? Damn, Natasha you are one cold-hearted-"

*BOOOM*

"She's right." Spider-Man realized as a gas truck exploded. "The world's not dead yet, just in its last throes." Spider-Man realized before swinging into the city. Once there Spider-Man saw numerous bodies lying down, unconscious but not dead and began to attempt to save as many people as he could.

"STOP!" Natasha shouted as she ran to him. "We have to go now."

"Are you shitting me widow? We have cars blowing up and people trapped in burning buildings we have to-"

"This Hemisphere is done for." Black widow growled out.

"Look at this place we have to rescue as many people as we can!" Spider-Man shouted at her making her glare harder at him.

"What we have to do is cut our losses and get Octavius to shut down his satellites before the rest of the world burns." Spider-Man and black widow were now glaring at each fiercely and Black widow looked as if she were prepared to incapacitate him and drag him with her if she had to when…

! Spider-Sense!

"*Mmph*" Spider-Man and Black Widow stared at each other with wide eyes as they found themselves kissing each other.

"God, that took forever." Talon complained before she released their heads. "Now that you two have kissed and made up, how about one of you tell me what to do with these brats as well? I am seriously getting too old for this shit." Talon drawled as she laid the webbed up bodies of the Chameleon and Mysterio in front of them.

"What!?" Spider-Man finally got out as he looked at the villains in shock as Natasha stared at Talon in disbelief.

"*Snort* Kids thought they could fool my nose and my ears." Talon snorted before glaring down at Mysterio. "Turn off the hologram."

"Or what!?" Mysterio said in defiance.

"I'll kill you and see if that works."

"Yeah right, you work with the Web head and you're a hero, you don't have the guts-"

*SNICKT*

Talon simply popped out her claws and stared at him with half-lidded eyes. It was then that he realized who he was dealing with, or better yet, whose clone he was dealing with. With a gulp Mysterio turned off the Hologram revealing them to be in the same empty room they had entered only there was a hole in the ceiling, no doubt where Talon had exited to grab the two villains.

"You two deal with him, I'll calm down Silver." Talon stated seriously before walking towards the Symkarian ruler and sitting down next to her. Talon released a small amount of pheromones just to calm her down, a trick she had learned from taking care of her own cubs. Talon and Natasha shared a knowing look, a look that showed they acknowledged each other's age and experience.

"The year 2099 is when she's from right? She's nearly as old as me, however seeing how much more dangerous the world as become over the years, there is no telling what the hell she's seen." Black Widow shook her head and glared down at the two Villains. "I am tired of these games. You will tell us what you know, or you die." That was it, she gave them her ultimatum. The villains looked towards Spider-Man who turned away with a glare.

"Thanks to you, I have actually seen what will happen if we fail. I'm done as well." Spider-Man said before walking over to Talon and Silver. Spider-Man nodded his head at the feral before helping Silver up and walking to the door.

"Spider-Man! You can't be serious, help us!" Mysterio shouted in fear as the Chameleon struggled from within the web.

"I'm sorry." Spider-Man said as he stopped in the doorway. "It's simple I'm leaving you to them. Tell them, and you live refuse and you…die. Your lives are now completely in your hands I've struggled with you two for so long and I'm…tired." Spider-Man said and seemed to age slightly as his face expressed exhaustion. "I'm washing my hands of you. If you die it isn't my fault." Spider-Man said before leaning down to pick up his helmet. "See you later…I hope, I really do."

"I'll ask you once. Where is Octavius." Natasha questioned with a glare as she aimed her wrist at them while Talon slid her claws out slowly.

"Make my day." Talon dared.

-New York: The Wake-

"Gotta admit…I never thought I'd be selling this place to a mercenary, nor for a sack of cash. And you say you got this from a bet with Tony Stark?" A man in a black suit asked Deadpool skeptically.

"What can I say, plot convenience." Deadpool shrugged. (LIAG Helpful Info: MJ bought this place in canon.)

"Right…okay well here you go!" The man gave Deadpool the deed before hightailing it out of there with the cash.

-Hours Later: The Swan: Guatemala-

"Guatemala." Silver sable spoke up.

"Guatemala?" Spider-Man questioned as he turned to Mysterio.

"Yes."

"Why on Earth is Doc's base in Guatemala?" Spider-Man asked sounding perturbed.

"Come on. End of the world…Mayans, it really would have been quite epic." Mysterio shrugged as Chameleon was still struggling in his web cocoon.

"We've been detected." Natasha muttered as Doc Ock's face appeared on the monitors.

"Of course you have. You're using an inferior version of my own stealth technology." Doc Ock said nonchalantly. "It's of no use, you see I have 7 new recruits who are just dying to great you on the shore."

-Outside the Swan-

A red, white, and blue blur crashed through one of the swan's wings, sending the jet flying out of control and crashing into the unforgiving ground. Spidey groaned before getting out of the Jet followed by Mysterio, Talon, Silver, and Natasha. They all gaped at what they saw waiting for them.

"Oh I did not sign up for this…" Mysterio muttered.

"Un-freaking-believable." Spider-Man muttered as she stared at the sight

"It doesn't matter, whatever the odds we must prevail! The world is counting on us." Silver shouted as she glared at the sight.

"Brave words." Octavius muttered darkly. "Does not matter though. Sinister seven…ASSEMBLE!" Octavius roared as the Avengers plus Chun-Li all stood prepared for battle.

BGM: You're going Down- Sick Puppies

"The Avengers…how do we fight off the Avengers?" Black Widow questioned in confusion.

"Without killing them?" Talon asked inquisitively.

"Yes without killing them…" Natasha groaned.

"They're Octobot Zombies, not at their best. We can do this!" Spidey said courageously.

"There's only Seven-"

"Eight, I'm with them." Mysterio interrupted Silver bluntly.

"…Don't make me kill you." Silver bit out.

"I was joking, damn…"

"We just have to deal with them one at a time!" Spidey said as he reached into his belt. "How did Doc deal with Cap again, Ice pellet? Well fortunately I have an ice-spider!" Spider-Man said as he pulled out a small light blue spider. However that made him pause for a second. "Oh no…The ice pellet tech Ock used is the same one I used for my cryo-cubes…" Spider-Man went still as he realized that many of Ock's weapons were twisted version of things that he had made. "Oh no…I've given him everything he needs! This is my fault!" Spidey thought as Captain knocked the pellet from his hand.

"Spider-Man! You said you had a way to deal with Cap?" Silver questioned as she shot at Hawkeye who dodged and fired his arrows at her.

"I did, but cap just knocked it out!" Spidey shouted as he punched at Captain, only for it to be blocked by his shield.

"So use another gadget!" Widow demanded as she flipped over one of Jessica's beams and unleashed a storm of bullets at Iron-Man.

"I'm out!

"What do you mean out!?" The red-head demanded.

"We've been at this for days, I used up everything!" Spidey said as he ducked under a swing from Thor's hammer.

"Fine, so all you got is superhuman strength, Speed, and Spidey powers! Damn shame they've never helped you out before." Silver said sarcastically as she leaped and caught Captain's neck in between her thighs.

"I got it! Message received!" Spider-Man said as he leapt to the side as Thor's hammer sailed passed him and into the sky. Black Widow dash forward and disarmed Hawkeye before using his bow to trap him in between it and her as Iron man flew at them.

"It is over agent Romanoff!" Octavius' voice came from Iron man has his hands shined blue.

"Octavius!?" Widow questioned in confusion as she struggled to hold Hawkeye.

"That's right! I can control each of my drones by remote; they are all just pawns to me." Octavius said before Iron-man engulfed both her and Hawkeye with a repulsor blast.

"Natasha!" Spidey shouted as he found himself dodging a barrage of kicks from Chun-Li. "Damn it woman! Will you quit kicking me!?"

Thor threw his hammer up at an air-born Talon, only for the feral to swing down on it like volleyball."

*KRANNNGG!*

The shockwave blew her back, but ultimately the hammer was sent sailing back and colliding into the god's head, knocking him out.

"Please tell me you saw that!" Talon shouted as she held her hand, as the flesh was completely obliterated.

"Yes and he will never live that down!" Spidey called back before finding himself double teamed by both Chun-Li and Spider-Woman.

"You can't win wall-crawler! She superior to you in every way! Even mind controlled she can make short work of you!"

"That's just wrong." Talon muttered in disgust before she clothes-lined Chun-li away from Spider-Man. "Wow this is just pitiful, the Grandmaster would have never gotten hit by that." Talon thought with a sneer.

"You would normally be right, but you didn't know about one thing Octavius! My Spider-Fu!" Spider-Man shouted before slipping into a fighting stance and began trading blows with Jessica as his Spider-Sense helped him dodge every one of her blows. She prepared to hit him with a beam of energy, but Spider-Man ducked just in time before he sweep-kicked her, stepped forward while she was in midair, and delivered a devastating punch that sent her flying into a tree and knocking her out.

"You got lucky! Let's see how you fare against your precious team mate" Octavius said from Chun-Li as he made the woman get up and exert a large amount of Chi. Spider-Man shielded his eyes turned to Talon.

"What do we do for her!?"

"Nothing!" Talon called back confusing him greatly. When the light died down Chun-Li, was holding her face as she cursed in Japanese. "His dumbass just blew off the Octobots that were controlling her."

"Well how about that?" Spidey questioned as his teammate looked at them in shock.

"What the hell happened?" Chun-Li questioned as she stared at them with a gob smacked expression.

"You were controlled by Octavius, I'll explain the rest later, but first we have to find out which Avenger Ock is in now!" Spidey told her, quickly making her become outrage, when they suddenly heard a scream and turned to see Mysterio running at them with a rampaging red-hulk behind him.

"Found him!" Mysterio screamed.

"I shall teach about switching sides you imbecile!"Octavius said as he controlled Red Hulk.

"How are we supposed to deal with him any idea-"Spider-Man was cut off as Chun-Li walked past them with her head down; and walked towards the rampaging Hulk. "Chun-Li? Come on Talon we gotta help her!" Spider-Man called to Talon, only for the woman to grab his arm and shake her head.

"Listen; don't tell me you haven't realized it yet." Talon said as she stared at Chun-L, who began to undo the ribbons holding her hair. "You are the strongest physically in Team Amazing, but when it comes to pure power exertion, Chun-Li reigns supreme." Talon revealed making Spider-Man blink behind his helmet.

"But that's a Hulk!"

"And she's a Grandmaster." Talon said simply. "Remember, even I took down Hulk, and you've gone toe to toe against him when you were younger."

"Tengoku…" Chun-Li began as her hair fell down while Mysterio ran past her.

"Your funeral babe!" Mysterio said as he continued to run.

"Move you worm!" Octavius demanded as he brought the Red Hulks hands together and prepared to smash her.

"…Kyaku! (4)"

*FLASH*

"What-"

*Thump*

Now no one who bore witness to that could tell you what the hell had just transpired, but they could all agree on a few things.

There was a flash of light

And now Chun-Li was standing on the Hulk's back as her hair blew in the wind while the Kanji for "Heaven" Burned in gold behind her as Sakura petals fell to the ground around her.

"What the hell?" Spider-Man managed to get out.

"There aren't even Sakura trees around here!" Silver shouted as she tackled the Captain to ground and pistol whipped him viciously knocking him out. She then back flipped away as Iron Man shot a repulsor blast at her. "Any ideas? Spider-Man is out of electro-magnetic webbing…" Silver questioned as they watched Iron Man fly around.

"Do you have any kind of Iron Man come hither, attack?" Spidey questioned a he turned to Chun-Li.

"Nope." The Chinese woman stated when suddenly Mysterio ran up to them.

"Hey…don't be pissed….but I could have ended this a while ago, the thought of the Avengers made me forget." Mysterio said sheepishly as he pressed a button on his gauntlet making all of the Octobots fall off. (LIAG Fun Fact: No bullshit that happened in canon, I could not believe it.)

BGM: END

"By Loki's bra, what hit me?" Thor muttered as he stood up. (LIAG Fun Fact: Loki was once killed, and reborn in the body of Thor's love Lady Sif. Seriously that was some shit I thought only I would come up with. Not sure if to praise or be disturbed.)

"I hurt in places I didn't know existed…" Red Hulk muttered as he stood up.

"Was I just taken for a joy ride?" Tony questioned as he landed.

"Captain, Widow, and Hawkeye all have pulses." Silver informed Spider-Man as she approached them.

"So you've all survived, doesn't matter not when I don't need the two hundred bases when I had a few dozen of my own hidden!" Octavius roared as missiles began flying through the sky.

"Damn it we have to stop them! Hulk, Thor you're with me!" Iron Man said as he blasted into the sky with Thor flying behind him. Red hulk crouched before he too was in the air with a mighty leap.

"We have no choice; we have to take him down at the source." Silver told them making Spidey nod.

"His base is located there four miles into the sea and straight down." Mysterio informed them as he pointed to the water. "You can take my ride, it's located in the Mayan temple and my key is in the ignition. Good Luck."

"Good Luck?" Spidey repeated in confusion before seeing that Mysterio was gone. "Ah Mysterio, now you see him now you don't."

"Are you ready Spider?" Silver questioned as they began running towards the temple.

"Really after everything we've been through this should be no problem." Spidey told her while Chun-Li and Talon followed him

-later: The Zenith (One of Horizon's floating labs)-

"So we're in Guatemala?" Max muttered before he noticed a bunch of missiles sailing towards them from a large metallic tower. "Oh no…" However before either he or any of the other scientists could panic a large silver eight-legged machine appeared in front of them and blocked the projectiles.

"Ahoy Horizon! Think you can back up a bit, to like I don't know…Rhode Island?" A voice said from the giant Octobot. "Eight legs and dependable, I'll call it the Spider-Mobile mark II" (LIAG fun Fact: Spider-Man once had a spider-Mobile…before he completely trashed it. It is now on display in a museum being mocked by kids.)

-Inside the Octobot-

"I'm preparing to dock." Silver informed him before Octavius appeared on one of the nearby monitors.

"Of all the unmitigated gall-"

"Cool, Otto want's to Skype." Spidey quipped.

"You dare dock in my base with one of my vehicles!? Octobot Sigma Tau! Self-destruct immediately!"

"Hmm? This self-destruct?" Spidey questioned as he held up a silver box. "You mad?"

"GAHHH!"

"Come on you'll see him shortly." Silver said as she docked the ship.

-Octavius underwater Lair-

Spider-Man, Chun-Li, Silver Sable, and Talon all ran out of the Octobot and into the base, just as the base began to self-destruct.

"Oh this is just bullshit." Talon growled out as water began to fill the lair.

"Agreed." Chun-Li muttered.

"If you are lucky you may be able to assist me in beating that man into a bloody pulp…if I don't put a bullet in his head first." Silver spoke up as she glanced back at the Chinese woman.

"Bloodier than Talon's sheets after she gets laid?" Chun-Li asked without missing a beat.

"Will one of you please explain that to me!?" Talon questioned sounding extremely annoyed. "Is it because it heals every time? That's not my fault that's just my healing factor!" The other three heroes all nearly tripped at that.

"Whoa what!?" Spidey questioned incredulously.

"That wasn't it...was it?" Talon asked as she groaned while Chun-Li and Silver looked at each other with wide eyes before glancing back at Talon.

"Yours keeps coming back? Wow that has to be more than a little annoying." Silver muttered as Chun-Li nodded her head.

"Our Talon will never live this down." Chun-Li said to Spider-Man as he shook his head.

"Can we please stop talking about this?" The only male in the group asked helplessly.

-Minutes later-

The group continued the run up the stairs when suddenly the came face to face with the Rhino.

"Rhino! Move, Doc Ock plans to burn the world!" Spidey shouted as the villain frowned.

"I know, he told me." The Rhino said without care. "You see the only thing that mattered to me in my life was my wife, my Oksana, and she was taken from me when I was gone. So Doc Ock promised me that I could watch the world burn!" Rhino said viciously.

"Damn, there's no getting through. The rhino is stronger than me and damn near impossible to move. Think you can take him down Chun-Li?"

"No this base is already badly damaged any of my stronger moves will only hurt us more in the long run." Chun-Li glared.

"We're still faster, if we all rush him at least one of us can get through!" Talon told them as she got on all fours while the water covered her forearms.

"Let's go for it then!" Spidey commanded and all four of them charged forward as the Rhino snarled. The Rhino ran forward and slammed an arm into Silver Sable, pinning her to the wall.

"SABLE!" Spider-Man shouted.

"You three go on, take down Octavius!" Silver winced out as Chun-Li looked back at her with wide eyes.

"I'm not leaving you!" Spidey told her as the water continued to rise.

"You have to! If you don't everyone dies! You have no choice!" Silver shouted in pain as she felt on of her ribs crack as the water rose to her chin. Spider-man growled a bit before continuing his trek up the stairs as Chun-Li and Talon followed him.

"It's over, Spider-Man cares about you and I know that with your death then, I can truly hurt him. It's worth it." The Rhino said coldly as Silver's vision began to blur when…

"Bye. Bye."

*SLASH*

Silver watched with wide-eyes as Talon's claws exited Rhino's face.

"Should have watched your blind spot…" Talon murmured as the body fell. (LIAG Helpful info: Silver "Died" in this event. I put it in quotes because she was said to be alive by Madame Web, but that could be a complete and utter lie.)

"Y-you came b-back?" Silver questioned before wincing in pain as she held her side. Talon slashed the palm of her hand before making a gash on Silver's side, making the woman cry out.

"Why am I doing this…?" Talon wondered as she placed her bloody hand into Sable's wound. "Why am I helping someone, whose death doesn't affect my life? Old habits are hard to break…even if they aren't truly my habits." Talon released a sigh. "Come on lets go I told you I would save your life, you are just lucky I remembered one of Spider-Man's top three lessons." Talon said as she helped the woman up the stairs.

"W-what l-lesson?" Silver questioned making Talon smirk.

"Everybody gets one." (LIAG Fun fact: Spidey actually said that once.)

-Octavius control room-

"I will not be defeated Spider-Man!" Octavius roared as one of his eight large mechanical arms swung at Spider-Man, who ducked underneath it and ran at the mad scientist, while another pinned Chun-Li to a wall.

"You can't win today Otto!" Spider-Man said as cemented his hands to Otto's armor and slammed the man down to the ground, freeing Chun-Li.

! Spider-Sense!

Spidey ducked under three of the arms before a forth caught him in midair and pinned him to the ceiling, shattering his helmet in the process.

"This is how it ends Spider-Man! I must say it's a fitting end, you were the only one who could provide a challenge for my intelligence, but this is where you fall! Such a shame maybe one day you could have ended up like me!"

"Gnhh, that's impossible Otto!" Spider-Man informed the villain. "Because unlike you…I have friends…SILVER!"

*BANG* *BANG* *Click*

Octavius turned in surprise as he felt bullets collide with his armor; he turned to see a glaring Silver Sablinova smirking at him as she dropped her empty gun.

"Watch your weak spot…TALON!" Silver roared as the mutant descended from the shadows, and slashed the front of Octavius' armor open.

"Know your place on the food chain, prey! CHUN-Li!" Talon shouted as Chinese woman ran from behind her and leapt forward in front of Otto. Placing her hands on the gash that Talon created, Chun-Li pumped the chi into her hands.

"Chou Kikosho!" Chun-Li roared as she blew the armor apart revealing a withered man. "Spider-Man!"

"I-Impossible." Otto gasped out as he began to fall towards the water.

"Maximum Spider!" Spidey shouted as he web-zipped at Octavius from all directions in a red and black blur. The genius was stuck suspended in air with web when Spider-Man finally landed in the water panting heavily.

"Shut that shit down!" Talon shouted making the web-head nod as he started typing into the monitor. After a few tense minutes as the time continued to go down, Spider-Man shut down the satellites and slid to his knees.

"Did you guys see that, because I will not be doing it again." Spidey muttered making the women shake their heads at him.

-Later: The Zenith-

The scientist watched dumbfounded as the prone form of Doc Ock landed on the deck followed by Silver sable, Chun-Li, Talon and then Spider-Man all dripping wet.

"Spider-Man, please tell me that you-"

"Don't worry Max, I shut it down, but first we have to get Ock to a life support system stat!" Spider-Man shouted as he handed the Doctor over to the scientist.

"Why can't we kill him? He deserves it like the dog he is!" Silver growled out making spider-Man sigh as he took off his helmet.

"That's not how I do things." Spider-Man stated firmly making the woman grit her teeth and turn to Talon.

"What about you? After what you did to Rhino you should have no problem doing the right thing!" Silver said pleadingly as Spider-Man turned to Talon in shock.

"It was him or Sable. More people need her alive, especially to stop the war that you know who is in." Talon reminded him making him turn away from her. "Anyway, no we let him live." At their incredulous looks she smirked. "He deserves to suffer. To kill him would be to show mercy."

"I agree with Talon, he lives. He doesn't get to die until his body finally gives in." Chun-Li said with a surprising coldness lacing her voice. Silver looked between them and shook her head.

"When this comes back to bite you in the ass, remember I gave you the clear choice. I would kill him but I'm guessing that you three would stop me." Silver said dryly.

"Let's go meet up with the Avengers" Spidey told them, getting nods from all three.

-Guatemala-

"Well this was an eventful week, soldier. But you've overcome impossible odds. I think I speak for everyone when I say that you earned our complete gratitude." Captain said proudly as he shook Spider-Man's hand.

"Oh it's going to be hard to beat him in the Avenger's awards ceremony." Tony groaned with his face-plate flipped up.

"You we're serious about that" Hawkeye asked skeptically. "Doesn't matter we all know who isn't going to win." Hawkeye said as he sent a teasing glance at Thor who was still nursing a sore head.

"Thou shalt be wise and shut thy ass up." Thor muttered.

"But you let Octavius live? I'm surprised Talon let you do that." Natasha said skeptically as she looked at the old feral.

"Will you all quit it with that? I killed Kiden because it was detrimental to the future, it hurt a lot, but I didn't do anything Laura wouldn't do." Talon growled out annoyed.

And that's when the jovial mood died.

"Laura?" Spidey repeated with a frown and it was then that Talon realized her mistake.

"Yeah, you know Laura as in your Laura?" Talon said as she backed up only to find Chun-Li behind her frowning. She glanced to the side and noticed that none of the Avenger's looked amused and even Thor seemed to be clenching his hammer harder.

! Spider-Sense: She's lying!

BGM: Mirror Mirror- Jeff Williams

"Really? Because a little buzz in my head is telling me that you're full of shit, who the hell are you?" Spidey demanded as he grabbed her shoulder. It was then that he made a mistake, because he forgot.

Never approach a cornered animal.

*SNICKT*

*KRANG*

Talon flipped back and sliced his chest plate in half with her right foot-claw causing it to fall down.

"Shit! It was just instinct!" Talon thought with a frown before a well-placed kick from Chun-Li, collided into the side of her head, only for her to not budge at all. Talon jumped back and glared at the Avengers as she popped out her claws. "The only one here who can kill me is Thor, if he doesn't come at me with lethal force from the beginning I can take him out. The shock from his death will be enough for me to take out a few more so I can make my escape." Talon strategized as she leaped into the air and dove at glaring Thor who had his hammer ready. She was about to block his swing when…

*THWIP!*

"ULTIMATE WEB!" Spider-Man roared before performing around eight summersaults in midair as he swung the surprised Talon and slammed her into the ground.

"Avenger's Assemble!" Captain America shouted as he threw his shield at her.

*KRANNG*

For the first time in decades, Talon's head whipped to the side from a blow while Cap's shield came back to him. Talon stumbled back in surprise before holding up her arms as she blocked the bullets that Natasha began shooting at her.

"ENOUGH!" Talon shouted before taking a deep breath and releasing a roar that should never come from a humanoid. It didn't sound like a woman screaming, no, it sounded like a vicious lion roaring at its prey. The Avengers themselves temporarily paralyzed as they were in stilled by a brief primal fear.

"W-What?" Spider-Man gritted out as he finally got his body move slightly.

"She instilled fear into us, she playing on our nature. She really is our predator…but for it to affect Thor too?" Natasha wondered.

"Whatever is behind that skin; is not our comrade Laura." Thor muttered before he began to swing his Hammer and end the existence of the foul beast with the power of lightning when…

*BOOOOM*

-Slow-Mo-

The combatants looked up in shock as none other than Talon's younger self broke the sound barrier as she descended towards the older feral. Laura gritted her teeth as she felt Galacta's shield leave her body as she flew right into her counterpart.

*KRANG*

*BOOOOOOM*

Laura's trembling Claws, met her future self's unmovable ones as her future selves' shaking eyes met her unshakable ones.

"Impossible!" The older Talon thought in disbelief as she felt a bead of sweat slide down her face. "She's…my Predator?" Laura placed her left hand over her right one as she tried in vain to push back her older self as the ground exploded underneath them. Laura flipped back to her feet while the older feral stumbled back in shock. Laura dashed forward and slit the older woman's throat with her left foot claw. "I have to get out of here, I'm out numbered." The older feral thought to herself as she held her throat. Once it healed she crouched on all fours and ran into the nearby foliage, disappearing in the darkness.

-Slow-Mo: End-

BGM: END

"Damn it!" The younger Talon muttered as she saw her older-self escape.

"L-Laura?" Spidey questioned as he gaped at his former pupil. "W-where the heck did you just come from!?"

"Long story, but let me say this. My first day was horrible." Laura said tiredly as she fell down on her rear.

"Someone's going to have to explain to me what just happened." Silver spoke up with her eyes slightly wider as she pointed at the young feral.

"Put a rain-check on that, we can't afford to waste any more time Silver, we have a war to stop. I'm taking one of the Quinjets." Natasha said before she and Silver dashed away.

"Hold up! I'm coming too!" Spidey shouted as he ran after them.

-Hours later: Symkaria-

"You started this war and now I will end it!" Sonja shouted as she began walking towards the Symkarian forces that were trying to protect their capitol. Sonja was followed by Viper and about a dozen crimson robots when suddenly a battle scarred Spider-Man landed in between the two forces with Natasha and Silver in his arms.

"STOP!" Both Widow and Silver shouted as they glared at their respective armies.

"What is the meaning of this Romanoff?" Sonja questioned tersely as she glared at the spy.

"New Intel. Silver didn't start this war it was treason in her country!" Natasha told her team mate as she ran towards her.

"If this is true then why did they continue to fight?" Sonja questioned as she clenched her blade tighter.

"Symkarians are prideful people and you had entered their country. It was self-defense and refusal surrender." Black Widow explained diplomatically. "In theory if you had stayed in Sogaria after you pushed them back, the war would have ended."

"You fucking serious?" Viper questioned in disbelief.

"[This war ends today! We will create a treaty now put down your weapons or be branded a traitor.]" Silver shouted to her troops in Symkarian.

"Stand down." Sonja said simply as she waved her hand back towards her troops. Silver approached the three rulers of Sogaria with Spider-Man. "So what do we do now. Neither of our people will accept a "Truce" too much blood. After this if we don't have a solid way to show trust then tensions will never cease between our nations."

"We'll have to plan a meeting later where we can discuss this, but for now I suggest we return to our homes. I am too tired to think properly and I can assume them same for you three." Sonja nodded her head in agreement. "Come man-Spider, we have much to discuss." Spidey nodded his head and followed after Sonja as the other three women looked at him in confusion.

"Don't worry Silver, Widow. It's just something I need to get settled." Spider-Man tried to reassure them.

-Hours later Sonja's and MJ's office-

"Let me get this straight." Peter said incredulously. "I regain my memories…and we still can't be together?"

"I know Pete, but forgive me if I would like to regain mine as well before I hop headfirst into a relationship I can't remember." MJ said as she rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Don't get me wrong any other time I'd take the risk and do it too, but now we have divine intervention preventing it now."

"Again." Peter said with a face-palm and MJ smiled despite herself.

"All you have to do is make sure you are stronger than me if we meet each other in the tournament. If we don't meet we can schedule a one on one, and many more until you can beat me." MJ said seriously. "I will expose you to gamma radiation if I have to." Peter could tell by the look in her eyes that she was not bullshitting him.

"God, you don't understand how much I just want to kiss you and hold you in my arms right now." Peter said as his face showed nothing but pain.

"I can't feel your pain here." MJ said as she pointed at her head. "But I feel all of it here." She finished as she pointed at her heart. "We will get through this. I know we will."

"If I can't kiss you, or be with you now can I at least…just have one last dance, for old times' sake at least according to my memories anyway." Peter asked sadly making MJ give him a bitter smile.

"I don't see why not…" MJ said as she walked to a radio and turned it on. "…as long as you don't still have two left feet." MJ smirked as she walked to peter as he wrapped his arms around her."

BGM: Must Be Nice- Lyfe Jennings

"Peter…no matter what happens; you will always be my Tiger you know that right?" MJ questioned as they moved slowly to the music.

*FLASH*

"Face it Tiger, you've just hit the Jackpot." A red-haired beauty smirked as a teenaged brunette gaped at the being standing in his door way like a fish.

*FLASH*

"And you'll be my hero. You stick by my side no matter what dumb crap I do." Peter said with a humorless chuckle.

*FLASH*

"Peter-I'm sorry about what happened to Gwen-'MJ was cut off as he slammed his hand down.

"Somehow I doubt that! You know what? Just stay the hell away from me." Peter shouted as he slammed the door behind him, leaving a tearful red-head behind him.

*FLASH*

"You know white has always been your color." Peter said as he gazed down at MJ.

"Oh really?" MJ asked with a teasing smile.

*FLASH*

"You may now kiss the bride." The priest said with a smile. Peter and Mary Jane parker stared at each other before closing the gap between their lips as the audience cheered.

*FLASH*

"Tell me Peter how bad exactly was our marriage?" MJ questioned with a smile making him chuckle.

"Terrible." Peter laughed hollowly. "Good moments were always followed by even worse ones."

*FLASH*

Peter held MJ tightly as they both cried over the loss of their newborn daughter.

"Why me damn it! Why must I always be plagued with the bad luck?!" Peter thought in frustration.

*FLASH*

"But it was worth it wasn't it?" MJ questioned making him nod as tears fell from his face.

"Must be if the freaking Devil wanted what we had!"

*FLASH*

"…" MJ whispered in Mesphisto's ear making the devil nod his head. The next morning Peter awoke in his bed alone with a hollow feeling in his chest.

*FLASH*

"Oh I bet he's pissed!" MJ chuckled while Peter shook his head in wonder. The two gazed at each other for a bit before Peter's face descended towards hers. Mary Jane covered his mouth with her hand as tears fell from her eyes.

BGM: END

"I think it's time for you to leave, Peter. Sonja said nothing good can come from violating any pact made with Scathach. She said the bad luck that would plague you would be nothing like you've endured so far."

"Personal experience?" Peter questioned making his former wife nod. "I'll see you later then…" Peter put his mask on and left the office. The sound of the door closing echoed through MJ's head and she fell to her knees and held her face in her hands.

-3 days later: Sogaria outside MJ's Office-

"DP's the hottest gentleman club ever." Spidey read to himself aloud as he looked through a magazine while he waited for the rulers to finish their meeting. For some reason MJ had called him to tell him that he was vital in the peace between the two nations.

-Insert ringtone: Catherine-Love is over-

Reaching under his shirt, Spidey pulled his phone from his belt and answered it.

"Hello?"

"So I booked the club and it's all ready for your bachelor party next week. Gotta admit having so many important people is sure to give me cash! And more Cash means more Chimichangas. And that is always good." Deadpool said happily.

*Click*

"What…the…fuck?" Spider-Man wondered as he stared at his phone in shock. "Deadpool must have called the wrong number."

"We're ready for you, lover boy." Viper said with a smirk as she opened the door to the office. A chill went down Spidey's back as he entered hesitantly. When he entered he saw a pissed off Natasha, satisfied Silver, and closed-eyed Sonja sitting on her throne as her head rested on her hand.

"What did you all decide on?" Spider-Man asked hesitantly making Silver sigh sadly.

"I lost too many forces and theirs took a lot of damage as well. With losses this great we decided on…" Silver trailed off as she glanced at the bored Sonja.

"….The complete disintegration of both Nations." Sonja spoke up as her cold blue eyes stared at Spidey.

! Spider-sense: Jump out the window…now!

"I'm not sure if I like where this is heading…" Spider-Man said wearily.

"Quite simple, Sogaria and Symkaria are merging…" Sonja said as she laid out the design of a flag. Instead of the goddess praying, it held two silver blades and the daggers for the halo had turned silver. "…into the Nation of Emora." (LIAG Fun Fact or is it helpful info: Emora was the second kingdom Queen Sonja took over before gaining the title Empress Sonja.)

"Ah…" Spider-Man trailed off not sure about what he was supposed to say.

"We are remodeling the governing system. The triumvirate will now be a counsel of three that will rule, but answer to the Empress or Emperor, which in this case will be me." Sonja revealed before gesturing to Silver. "She will take my previous seat. And I will now be addressed as Empress Sonja."

"Ah so big pay raise?" Spidey quipped, but he was sure he could here Natasha's teeth grinding together. "So how does this involve me?"

"Obviously tensions are still high, but in order to solidify the country. You shall be wed to Natasha and Silver. The stability of the nation depends on you following through."

Oh.

OH.

"Oh hell no." Spidey said as he crossed his arms. "What part of that sounds like a good idea?" Spidey asked incredulously as once again he found himself in a situation that involved both him being married and Silver Sable. (LIAG Fun Fact: Silver once tried to force Spider-Man to marry an important figure in Symkaria.)

"Thank you!" Natasha finally bit out making Sonja rub her temples.

"Listen it's the only thing we can do right now and my vessel agrees as well."

"WHAT!?" Spidey shouted in disbelief MJ was the one he was depending on to get him out of this jam. Sonja nodded to Viper and she handed Spider-Man a folder as she tried her hardest not to laugh.

"Like I said they will marry you as in the Man-Spider." Sonja sighed. "Inside is all the documentation for your alter-ego to be considered a citizen of Emora. Your secret identity will be safe and the real you will still be both single and a citizen of the United States."

"Un-fucking-believable." Spidey gaped before a thought occurred to him.

An argument so brilliant that he might get off the hook.

"Sorry, if Spider-Man becomes a legal citizen, then he is able to get sued, and I do a lot of things that will get me sued." Spider-Man said triumphantly and Natasha's eyes glittered with hope.

"You have diplomatic immunity, nice try though." Viper said with a laugh. Spider-Man clenched his fists tightly.

"What about Natasha and Silver you two obviously can't be willing to go through with this." Spider-Man said helplessly.

"You see when Widow agreed on the reformation of the nation, she swore to go on any mission that will protect this nation…in writing." Spider-Man wasn't sure, but he swore he could see Sonja trying her hardest to keep a cool façade and not burst out laughing. "So as my first act as Empress I decided that this would be her first mission. As for Silver…"

"I agreed, seems like a small price to pay in hindsight Spider." Silver said as she shrugged.

"Don't I have a say in this?" Spider-Man questioned helplessly.

"Do you ever?" Sonja questioned dryly along with Silver, Viper and hell even Natasha.

"I told you I would follow you to the Ends of the Earth Spider, and I meant that in every way possible." Silver said with a small smile.

"Ladies cover your ears." Spidey said with a grimace. The four looked at each other and decided to do so. Spider-Man tossed his head back and glared at the ceiling before taking a deep breath. "FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCC-"

To be continued.

1) Really?

2) Father

3) Russian for Damn (I think)

4) Heaven Kick

Don't you love a happy ending?

Okay preview time! Next Chapter: Tier 5: Talon Reign

*Teaser 1*

"This is it…the story of my descent into madness…"

*Teaser 2*

"I tried to stop you! Why couldn't you all just give up?" Talon widened her eyes as she heard the pain coming from her future counterpart's voice. "I can't hold her back anymore I-I'm S-sorry." The woman finished before her eyes boiled red.

*Teaser 3*

"You wanted to know the truth right? Your story isn't over." Rebuff stated coldly to the feral. "You know why you never saw your future self during the first tournament? It's because you are destined to be the greatest villain of all time."

*Teaser 4*

"All the pain…the death…it was all to set me up for my final confrontation against you…." Reaper muttered as she stared at the back of the CEO's Chair.

*SNICKT*

*Teaser 5*

"So manipulate the past to save the present or destroy the present for the future?" The CEO questioned with narrowed eyes.

What if Peter was too late? : Ends of the Earth: Bad Ending

"Come on! Come one!" Spidey shouted before the timer hit zero. Spider-Man fell to his knees in despair when suddenly he was hit by an unbearable heat.

"You failed!" Talon roared as the water began to boil and cook them alive. "How the fuck did you fail!"

-Later-

Laura landed in Guatemala only to see nothing but flames for miles. Galacta's shield left her and she screamed in pain as her body burst into flames

-Hours Later: When the Satellites finally ran out of energy.

A metal-clad skeleton hand sprung from the water and grabbed at the sand.

"I live…but I'm the only one" Talon gasped out as she was surrounded by ash. Tears fell from her eyes and fizzled on her steaming skeleton when suddenly Rebuff appeared behind her.

"And so is the curse of an immortal life." Rebuff said as she shook her head sadly. "Don't worry, your pain will end, I overestimated Spider-Man. And for that I apologize." Rebuff said with practiced east before place a finger on Talon's forehead.

[Set. Player: 000015]

[Die.]

And Talon would never again have the chance to hunt for prey.

END

"Yo that's fucked up." Deadpool spoke up.

Yeah but it didn't happen so everything is good!

"Honestly? The only thing more fucked up than that is Future Talon's Story next Chapter."

Hey you can't blame me for that!

"Fine, I'll blame the Friends of Humanity."

There you go!

"Hey since, Spider-Man isn't going to be in the next LIAG movie is that why you made this chapter so long?"

Yup that's exactly why. Don't worry people he'll be in the third one! Now Deadpool show them the trailer for the Second ever LIAG movie!

"Roll it!"

Years after the Journey for the Arcana Force The X7 army has grown as more and more heroes joined their ranks, but soon a new threat comes to the multiverse can our heroes stop it!?

Who will defend multiverse?

NARUTO!

"Ninja..." The blonde said coldly from behind Rebuke.

"KYAAAA!" Rebuke shouted as he leapt away from the ninja, who was laughing his ass off.

"Oh kami, you screamed like a bitch! HAHAHA! I'm dying!" Rebuke glared at him before dialing another number.

ICHIGO!

"I am sick and tired of all these mother fucking people joking about my single mother fucking attack!"

Ichigo roared as he flung Zangetsu.

RED!

"…"

JOHN AND JANE SHEPARD!

Paragon Action

"Alright here's the plan." John began as he looked at the assembled heroes. "First we'll-"

! RENEGADE ACTION!

"Alright fuck the bullshit, let's do this!" Jane shouted as she charged forward leaving a group of gaping heroes behind.

LIGHTNING!

The men looked at each other for a bit longer, when suddenly a large crystal rose pattern filled the room.

"KYAAA!" The room shouted in fear as lightning appeared on Odin.

"Wow, a room full of pansies...why am I not surprised." Lightning drawled as she slid from the top of the horse, and de-summoned it.

REBUKE!

"I swear I better get laid for this!" Rebuke shouted as he ran at the goddess.

REBUFF!

Waking up tiredly, a confused as hell Rebuff gaped as she turned to see a snoring Rebuke next to her, both stark naked.

"You son of a bitch." The woman muttered as Rebuke woke up suddenly and stared at the glaring woman, positive that he was about to die.

"Doesn't matter, had sex." Rebuke stated simply before going back to sleep.

JORN!

"You know speaking of missing ANBU there is a group of rampant ninjas that watch people masturbate running around." Jorn said seriously. "I seem to be their main target I killed three more yesterday."

"So that's where root went!" Naruto said as light bulb seemed to turn on his head. "By all means, keep killing them."

ROSE? Wait what the hell?

"Hold up let me get this straight…you WEREN'T the original leader of X7?" Jorn questioned with wide eyes as he looked at a wide eyed Rebuke, who was still gaping at the long black haired woman who had blazing red eyes.

"Rebuke, love…why is this brat wearing my jacket and using my gun?" Rose questioned as she pointed at Jorn.

Shit is about to hit the fan in LIAG MOVIE 2: Legacy of Rhen! Coming soon to a RebukeX7 or 117Jorn profile page near you!

-Lack of Spider-Man or Natsu will be explained in the movie-

Not yet rated.

"Fucking A."

Read and Review…seriously I loved the reviews from last chapter let's get a repeat performance! Especially seeing as we finally broke the 100k milestone this is now the longest fic in the LIAG series!

~RebukeX7