Spidey's Life is a Game!

by RebukeX7

Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.

15. Big Time!

Disclaimer: I don't own Spider-Man but I do own the second season of this story.

First off that was a lot of reviews O_o You'd think I had just ended the story or something lol.

The Astonishing Spider-Fan: When I'm done with this fic, Spidey will be the strongest character in fiction. Period. And I'll do it all within the limits of Marvel canon.

sh8ad8ow: Seriously? Cool I did this fic on a whim, but funny how things work out.

ShadowBloodedge9396: Spidey/Talon is still possible.

To the Guest that was talking about consuming concepts: You think my time-travel was confusing? Three words: "All New X-men" (A new comic series by marvel)

To the Guest who wanted a pen-name: Try "LIAG-fan"

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J.E.P 1996: Virtually every character in Marvel is a tragic hero; even I can't make a 100% humorous story out of that

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A few people were curious as to why I do the fun facts help info and breakdowns, well it's simple really. "Marvel" and "Capcom" aren't just fandoms each and every one of the characters are a fandom in itself. This means that not everyone will now about every character because people simply don't share the same interest.

What I do is try to remove the need to Google anything about something you generally wouldn't know. Whether anyone really pays them any mind, I don't know but I'll keep doing it.

We need a pallet cleanser after last season so I'll begin the second half of this story with a chapter inspired by BlueInfernoX's story Marvel Hangover. Speaking of inspirations I'd like to take a second and give credit to:

Maximus-Reborn and his story "Everybody loves Spidey" since without that fic I wouldn't even thought to write this one.

Caike and their story "Snikt Thwip" which got me interested in any kind of relationship between Spidey/Laura

And Finally Agent-G and his story "The New Teacher" Which got me interested in using Spidey as a mentor. Read those stories if you haven't already.

Also I want to thank YOU the fans! You have easily made this my favorite story to write.

Chapter 14: Big Time! (Alternate title: Escalation: The Quickening)

-Emora: Outside Royal Castle

Black Widow vs. Silver Sable

*RATATATATATATAT*

"You know most people do not shoot at their fiancés with the intent to kill a day before their wedding!" Silver Sable shouted as she took cover behind a tree as bullets zoomed past her head.

"Consider it your bachelorette party." Black Widow said dryly. "You know, you are having too much fun with this whole political marriage thing."

"Well dear I would be a liar if I said you aren't easy on the eyes." Silver smirked as she reloaded two silver desert eagles and shot from behind the tree and began shooting back at her fiancé. Natasha gritted her teeth as she dodged the gun fire and hid behind a stone wall. The assassin released a tired sigh as she gazed up at the moonlit sky.

"I hate you so much it hurts." Black Widow groaned.

"Is this our first marital spat?" Silver asked with fake innocence and she could swear she heard the legendary assassin face-palm.

"When did you even find a team?" Natasha asked in pure disbelief. "I swear this morning you weren't in one, so how the hell did you all meet?"

"Craig's list."

"Bullshit." Natasha said bluntly before placing a hand to her ear. "Viper, please tell me you are winning."

-Royal Kitchen-

Crimson Viper vs. Black Cat

"Well I would be, if it didn't seem like I broke seventy mirrors." Viper muttered before slipping on a banana peel. "Why the fuck is there a banana peel on the floor!? I'm fucking firing every last one of these damn chefs!" Viper roared in outrage before rolling out of the way of one of Black Cat's slashes.

"Mirrors? I believe it's because a Black Cat crossed your path." Black Cat purred and got a raised middle finger in return.

"Fuck you and you Platinum Divas. Why did you even choose that team name? One of your members is a guy!"

"You can't honestly tell me he doesn't look like he swings for the other team." Black Cat muttered before sweating nervously. "Please don't tell him I said that…I'm pretty sure he can kill me before I can blink." The former thief muttered before ducking as Crimson Viper threw a kitchen Knife at her.

"Sonja, how are you doing?"

-Castle Roof-

"I am getting very annoyed." Sonja bit out tersely with a slight eyebrow twitch as her vibranium sword was cut through for the twentieth time that night. "Oh great goddess of Battle, Scathach. Please bestow upon me the blade of my country…again." Sonja thought in annoyance as her blade reappeared.

"You must know you cannot defeat me, or are you confused?" Vergil asked calmly as Sonja glared at him.

"This is coming from a man who calls himself a diva?" Sonja asked condescendingly making his right eye twitch slightly.

"That will be your last jab." Vergil swore as he gripped the hilt of his blade tightly.

[We're so screwed, and Viper is destroying my kitchen when I just got it how I wanted…today sucks.] MJ groaned from within Sonja. (LIAG Not-so-Fun Fact: I had to change from underlining what MJ says because FF seems to no longer support it when I publish chapters.)

"This is ridiculous; he has been playing with us the entire time. That look in his eyes, he knows he could kill all of us easily. He's not human." Sonja thought with a frown, making MJ gasp slightly.

[Sonja, doesn't he look kind of familiar?]

"You're right…" Sonja realized as she aimed her blade at the half-devil. "You, I've seen your kind once before, only he had a red coat. Speak and tell me what you are!" The Empress demanded making Vergil's eyes widen slightly.

"So Dante's here too? Hmph. I should have guessed." Vergil drawled, while somewhere deep inside his mind he was groaning because he knew that his loud-mouthed brother would never let him hear the end of him joining a team called the Platinum Diva's.

-Avenger's Tower-

"Oh my fucking God! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dante had been laughing ever since the fight had started making Trish look at him skeptically.

"Shouldn't you…I don't know…be more emotional that he's alive?" Trish asked carefully.

"That crap can come later, come on Trish my emotionless twin who has been one of my greatest enemies…is a Platinum Diva." Dante said doing his best not to laugh again.

Poor Trish.

As hard as she tried, when the realization that what Dante had just said was actually happening, she found herself on the ground next to him laughing her ass off has the other heroes, minus Team Amazing who weren't there, shook their heads.

-Back with Sonja and Vergil-

"Since he's here, I need to stop playing around then. You have shown me your limits and while I'll admit you are much more impressive than the humans I've seen, you are still no match for a son of Sparda." Vergil said coldly. "Although I am curious, I sense no magic at all from you, yet you are able to summon weapons. How is that?"

"Think of it as a prayer, and that's all that you need to know." Sonja said simply, although inside she was concerned. She hadn't planned on this being the man she lost to. Sonja closed her eyes, and Vergil raised an eyebrow when he saw her muscles pulse.

"I refuse to lose here." The now crimson eyed Empress swore as she dashed forward and attempted to slash the man, only for her sword to be cut in pieces as a resounding click echoes through the sky.

"Fine. You are strong in human standards, but let me show you what true power is." Vergil said as he crossed his arms in front of him.

[Sonja! He's planning something big! Quick, switch your right hand with mine, It's do or die at this point.]

"What could you do?" Sonja wasn't trying to be mean, she was honestly curious. As many battles as she had been in she was pretty sure she knew the limits of her body, so MJ saying there was something she hadn't tried yet confused her greatly.

[I'm going to see if paying attention in history class will get us out of this jam! Now hurry! Also if this works, I might need you to warn Viper and Widow, deaths aren't permanent in this match but it'll be nice to give them a heads up before they die.] Sonja frowned but placed a hand to her ear.

"Viper, Black Widow. Brace yourselves, you might end up dead."

"[What? Why?]" Viper asked incredulously.

"I wish I knew, whatever is about to happen is big…and dying in the crossfire seems inevitable."

"[Screw it, the deaths aren't permanent, and I am done with this day.]" Natasha muttered as the sounds of gunshots rang throughout the background. Sonja frowned as her tanned right hand became pale and delicate.

"I hope you know what you are doing."

[You and me both, I just need you to survive for the next couple of minutes. Think you can do that?] MJ questioned as Sonja stared at Vergil who had activated his devil trigger as many ethereal blades floated behind him. And for the first time in years, Sonja doubted herself.

"I…can try." Sonja thought before she began dodging the flying blades.

-Scathach's Domain-

"I wonder how your newest Champion will get out of this predicament." Anansi questioned the goddess of battle with a smirk as they stood in a field of weapons of all shapes and sizes.

"You're horrible Anansi, asking that when you know the answer while I'm left here trying to find a way for them to win this battle." Scathach drawled as she looked at the weapons. Scathach sighed and picked up the vibranium sword with a sigh.

"If I didn't know any better I'd assume you could see into the future." Anansi said with a smile making the goddess roll her eyes.

"This is the strongest blade Sonja has, and she's already prayed for it the past twenty times, might as well get it ready-"

"Dear Scathach I beg of you…"

The gods looked up at the sky as a new voice rang through the area.

"Here it comes." Scathach sighed although she was slightly caught off guard that Mary Jane was the woman praying for a weapon.

"We are fighting an enemy that is not human and whose power overcomes ours greatly so I ask you to please grant us access to the Armory of your greatest Champion."

Anansi snickered as the goddess' eyes widened considerably in shock and disbelief.

- Sonja vs. Vergil-

"Greatest Champion?" Sonja thought in confusion as she barely dodged being decapitated. Her life was one long battle and she never put much thought in their being more champions than her, but what confused her was how MJ knew about it.

-Scathach's domain-

Anansi just smiled as the surrounding weapons faded from view and were replaced by a new variety of spears and swords. Scathach said nothing as she walked forward towards the center of the field where a single spear stood; already knowing what was coming next.

"Lend us the weapon that you forged for him in order to slay you, but instead tasted the blood of those closest to his heart. Give us the Spear of Cu Chulainn…"

Scathach picked up the weapon as a haunted expression appeared on her face for a split second.

"Give us…"

-Avenger's Tower-

"Oh…shit." Deadpool gasped out. "Don't tell me that bastard found a way to bring that into this fic…Pay attention guys, cause this is a rank 5 special!" The merc shouted confusing the hell out of the room.

-Emora-

"Gae Bolg." Sonja said suddenly as her body seemed to freeze up as the blades raced towards her. However before they could connect a wave of crimson energy ripped from her body and destroyed them.

BGM: Sword of Promised Victory- Fate/Zero OST

The golden-ethereal form of Scathach appeared behind Sonja as she held a long crimson pole in her hands; AT the end of the Spear were many small blades that pointed in every direction

-Meanwhile: Across Ireland-

"WHAT THE HELL!?" That seemed to be the collective shout from everyone watching the fight in the country.

-Emora-

Sonja hesitantly picked up the crimson spear, and nearly as soon as she had; she felt nothing but pure sadness erupt from her body. Feeling something falling down her face she touched her cheek and noticed that she was crying, and unlike before they didn't just belong to Mary Jane.

"Win." Was all Scathach had to say before Sonja dashed at Vergil as he mimicked her actions while the blue blades stabbed themselves into the ground; barely missing the Red-haired Empress. Just as the two were about to pass each other, Sonja made a stabbing motion towards his feet while he placed a hand on the hilt of his blade.

*CLICK*

*Thump*

The two stood at opposite ends of the roof with their backs towards each other as a resounding click echoed across the battle field. Sonja held the spear firmly in right hand as she looked at the ground at her left arm that lied In front of her.

"It's over-*GURK*" Vergil was cut off as he coughed up blood while a gaping hole appeared on his chest. "H-How?" Vergil question in confusion as he fell to his knees. Sonja turned to him as the tears continued to flow down her face.

"The spear thrust was just a formality." Sonja said in monotone. "Before the thrust you had already died." Sonja revealed as the half-devil fell down.

Sonja vs. Vergil

Vergil: Dead

Sonja WINNNSSSS

The Crimson Crusade: 1

Platinum Divas: 0

[I'm tired…]

That was all Sonja needed to here, as she too was emotionally exhausted due to the weapon in her hands.

"Get ready, I'm ending this." Sonja said while she placed her hand to her ear. Sonja leapt back and threw the spear into the sky. The crimson rod exploded in flash of red before a crimson seal appeared over the castle as countless small beams of light collided into the castle and began to demolish it.

"In both my time and yours, it barely rained in Emora." Sonja thought to MJ. "But when it did, it was often with the blood of allies and enemies alike."

[That's horrible…]

"And a reality you have to face as Empress."

M-M-MULTI KILL!

Crimson Viper: Dead

Black Cat: Dead

Black Widow: Dead

Silver Sable: Dead

The Crimson Crusade: 3

Platinum Divas: 2

THE CRIMSON CRUSADE WINNSSSSSS

(WHAT TIME IS IT!? LIAG BREAKDOWN TIME: WEAPON EDITION)

Honestly Any Fate/Stay Night fan's already know this, but for the rest of you who probably don't even know what that is let me break it down for you. So here's the myth behind it.

Gáe Bolg is a cursed spear that was obtained from Scathach in the Country of Shadows by Cu Chulainn. Scathach had wished for him to slay her with the spear, but she had already ceased being mortal by the time he received it from her. It is a glory given to only the most gifted of warriors, and it was not utilized once after he left the Land of Shadows until his fight with his close friend, Ferdiad. He later used it again on his son, Connla, when he was backed into a corner during their fight. The spear leaves behind but one regret: that it has only taken away the lives of his loved ones. It killed his one and only close friend and his son that grew up in a distant land, even though it was meant to have killed one woman before them.

The Weapon automatically aims for the heart, no matter what angle you thrust it in, the thrust itself being just a formality since the attack has already landed long before it. Its main purpose however, is when it is thrown. When thrown the Spear unleashes countless darts that can take out an army.

It was this attack that made Cu Chulainn a hero.

(BREAK DOWN OVER)

*FLASH*

"And there you have it folks! Empress Sonja has proven why you do not fuck with Emora!" Rebuff said as the combatants reappeared on the roof of the repaired castle. "The Crimson Crusade moves up and the Platinum Divas are eliminated. See you all next time!" Rebuff said enthusiastically. "Alright you two, let's get you back to New York." Rebuff said as she placed a hand on Felicia and Vergil's shoulders. The Two looked at her in confusion before all three faded away. The four reagents looked at each other awkwardly before Silver turned to Natasha skeptically.

"So our first argument and it ended with Sonja killing both of us while we fought to the death?" Silver asked for clarification. "I hate to see to see what happens when it's time for us to discuss producing heirs." Silver deadpanned as she walked away making Viper Snicker as Sonja shook her head with a small smile before following her. Natasha stared after them and had to fight the urge to shot them all in the back right there.

-Avenger's Tower-

"Alright guys! Quick reminder; instead of having a post wedding party were having a bachelor party for Spidey tonight!" Deadpool said happily. "It'll be at my club in two hours, don't be a jackass and show up late, I'm looking at you Tony!" Deadpool said as he pointed to the armored Avenger before teleporting away.

"Am I the only one sensing something bad happening tonight?" Jubilee asked cautiously making Wolverine snort.

"It's a three way marriage between three heroes, of course shit is about to hit the fan." Logan said with a smirk. "And since it's the Web-head, it will be hilarious." The Vampire shook her head at feral's attitude and prayed that whatever happened that night didn't affect her.

-Later: Queens New York-

A woman with shoulder length red-hair and brown eyes who was currently wearing a black business suit found herself being pushed against a wall as a man wearing a black ski-mask held a knife to her neck.

"Alright, bitch hand over the money and you won't get hurt." The thug said as his blade began to draw blood. "Much…"

"Someone help!"

"Quit your whining! Nobody is going to help you!" The man growled and began to unbutton her jacket. "And no one is going to her you scream."

"Except me." A voice said coldly making the man laugh.

"Yeah except-wait what!?" The thug turned to see two crimson eyes staring at him from the shadows of the alley.

*SNICKT*

"What's wrong? Can't get a woman like a real man so you resort to rape?" Talon questioned calmly as the moonlight shined off her talons as she stepped into the light. Talon's newest outfit consisted of a black lacy bra under a black fur coat and a pair of tight leather pants that were missing the right pants leg in order to allow Daken's claw maximum movement; also she had on a pair of black combat boots. Strapped to her left leg was a dagger forged from her former foot-claw. She had black eye-liner and black lipstick on and around her neck was a black choker that had a gold medallion hanging from it.

"T-talon! Stay back one more step and I'll slit her throat!" The thug shouted in fear.

"And then I'll slit yours." Talon said calmly as she walked forward.

"I-I'm not kidding, she'll die!" The man said in fear as Talon continued to walk towards him.

"And so will you." Talon said as if speaking to a child. The man looked at her talons in horror before dropping the woman and attempting to run away. As he ran he forgot one important thing…

Never, under any circumstances, turn your back to a predator.

Talon dashed forward on all fours as she turned her nails into claws and a leapt onto the side of the nearby build, from there she pounced down on him with a feral growl and slammed his head hard into the concrete; knocking him out instantly. Talon shook her head in disgust before glancing back at the stunned woman.

"Call the authorities, I'm done here." Talon said coldly as she stabbed her hand into the concrete and began to climb up the side of the building.

"W-wait!" The woman shouted before Talon could begin. "I can't thank you enough; take this in case you ever need me to return the favor!" The woman said as she handed the feral a card.

[Joan Conway, Lawyer & Agent] (LIAG Helpful Info: Joan Conway is an Agent that helped Spider-Man's brief side-kick Alpha achieves his fame and fortune.)

Pocketing the card, Talon nodded her head and began to scale the wall leaving behind a grateful woman.

"Good job." A voice said as soon as Talon made it to the roof. Talon looked up and saw Jubilee smiling at her. Talon nodded and raised an eyebrow at her.

"What brings you here?" The feral asked calmly making the Vampire smirk at her.

"Well your team mate is about to have one of the greatest parties ever and I'm invited, but I don't have a date. Mind escorting me?" The feral shook her head at her friend's antics before getting on her bike.

"I was headed there right now actually, get on." The trench coat wearing vampire did as she said and both took to the skies and headed towards Deadpool's club. "So, how are things back in Utopia?" Talon questioned making Jubilee look at her curiously.

"Feeling homesick Laura?"

"Not at all." Talon said seriously. "That place stopped being home when people started treating me differently when they found out I joined X-Force, it's just that Logan seemed to be on edge recently. I didn't pay it any mind because I was busy dealing with my future counterpart."

"Well let's see…" The Vampire said as she hummed in thought. "There is a slight rift between our age group on whether or not you're a hero or a traitor."

"Understandable."

"They still fear and or hate me for being a Vampire." Jubilee said nonchalantly.

"Hypocritical." Talon muttered as she turned around a large building.

"You're going to love this; Cyclops broke out of prison and now basically formed his own version of the brother hood." Jubilee said making Talon stop the bike in mid-air and look back at her in shock. (LIAG Helpful Info: That's canon)

"Are you serious!?"

"It's been on the news for a while Laura…does your team like not watch T.V or something?" Jubilee questioned skeptically.

"Spider-Man and I are always on patrol and Chun-Li…well I don't know what she does, be she is out too." Talon responded before she pulled out her phone and began to type something in on its touch screen.

"Um, what are you doing?"

"Making a memo to kill Cyclops later." Talon answered truthfully before pocketing her phone as the Vampire gaped at her. "What? He's had too many chances. He should have died in Utopia. Anything else?" Talon defended as she began driving again.

"Well Hank was dying-"

"Is he okay?" Talon asked in concern. Truthfully she had never spent a large amount of time with Beast, but he was a good man. That much she knew.

"Yea, it was just his mutation evolving again, he looks more badass now by the way." Jubilee assured the feral before continuing. "Problem is, he thought he was dying so he made a finally attempt to fix everything…" Something about what the Vampire said made a chill go up Talon's spine.

"Oh no…what did he do?"

"He went back to the past and brought the original X-men to the future in an attempt to stop the younger Cyclops from becoming our Cyclops." (LIAG Helpful Info: that's Canon too.)

"Isn't he a genius? What part of that seemed like a good idea?" Talon questioned in confusion, safe to say Talon had enough of time travel for her life time.

"No idea, so now we have the teenage versions of the original X-men running around and honestly its making everyone a little tense; especially with Jean activating so many of her powers much earlier than she should have." The Vampire groaned as the bike approached Deadpool's club.

"So Jean Grey is back…again?" Talon asked for clarification.

"Woman won't stay dead, now that I think about it does anyone really die anymore?" Jubilee questioned as they landed.

"Well everyone near Spider-Man doesn't seem to be able to get second chances." Talon spoke up.

"That sucks."

"Yup."

"Anyway, yeah we have a teenage Jean running around with the memories of our Jean running around in her head; safe to say she is pissed at her Cyclops." Jubilee said as she got up from the bike with Talon.

"He deserves it." Talon muttered as they walked towards the club as loud music rang through their ears.

"By the way, Logan did decide to come. Can you at least try to bond with him?" Jubilee sighed making Talon frown slightly.

"Why?"

"He's like a father to me and he obviously wants the same relationship with you. You want the same thing, but you are both too damn stubborn to talk about it. At least attempt a conversation. You, Logan, and I are going to be around for a long time but unlike us he won't be around forever especially with how he fights. Just…don't live with regret."

"Fine…I'll try." Talon muttered making Jubilee smirk. "How do you have me whipped, if we're not even a couple?"

"I have an eternity to fix that." The Vampire said with a grin before dragging the feral into the club.

-Peter's Apartment-

Chun-Li and Peter were sitting on his couch, watching television when Peter released a sigh and turned to Chun-Li.

"You know, eventually were going to have to talk about the fact we had a descendant."

"*Shh!* you're ruining the awkward silence." Chun-Li said dryly making Peter shake his head with a tired smile.

"You spend too much time with me."

"Must be how you ended up getting me knocked up." Chun-Li quipped making Peter chuckle a bit before glancing at the clock.

"Screw it, let's get to that club I wanna see how Deadpool is going to ruin my life."

"Oh it won't be bad; it's honestly a pretty good club." Chun-Li told the scientist making him look at her in shock. "What? What did you think I did when you and Laura went on patrol? I have been treating this whole situation as a large vacation and partied nearly every night."

"When you think you know a person…"

"Funny I thought the same thing when I found out I had Spider-babies." Chun-Li said as she turned to Peter with half-lidded eyes. "Did you not use protection, or did your super seed just burn through it?" Chun-Li questioned making Peter sputter in disbelief.

"Oh you are having too much fun with this situation." Peter groaned making the fighter smirk.

"Well you already cracked the awkward silence, so I figured I'd destroy it. Come on it's time to go."

"Chun-Li…"

"Don't worry we'll talk about it later, preferably after the tournament so I can fight with a clear head."

"*Sigh* Alright." Peter said before walking to the closet. "Let me suit up and we'll be on our way." Chun-Li nodded as he picked up the red & blue costume. 'Oh lord, how many life altering conversations am I going to have after this damn tournament? Huh, maybe I can convince that announcer to have eighty more tiers or something." Peter thought with a sigh.

-Later: DP's Club-

BGM: Look Pimpin- MadWorld OST

Spider-Man and Chun-Li strode into the club and saw various heroes lounging around and dancing as strippers danced on various poles placed around the club.

"It's okay bro, just have a drink and-I'm sorry I can't do this HAHAHAHAA!" Dante roared as Vergil's hand twitched slightly towards his blade. Spider-Man raised an eyebrow under his mask at the conversation before he noticed Jubilee dancing in the middle of the room.

"Hey Jubilee, have you seen Laura around?" Spider-Man questioned as he approached the dancing Vampire.

"Hmm? Oh hey Spidey! Yeah she's bonding with Logan!" Jubilee shouted over the music before jerking her thumb behind her to a corner of the room.

-With Laura & Logan-

"You know, you're a good kid." Logan said before sipping his beer as he sat next to his clone on a black sofa.

"I…I could have done much worse when it comes to having…a father." Laura said softly as Logan ruffled her hair and handed her a beer.

"To new relationships." Logan said as he raised his bottle towards Laura with a smirk.

"To new relationships." Laura repeated warmly.

*CLINK*

The ferals wore very similar smirks as they toasted and sipped their beers before lying back as Morrigan and one of the dancers gave both Laura and Logan lap dances respectively.

"Remember Laura, this is training on resisting seduction, remember what I taught you." Logan advised to the younger feral, making her glance at him as Morrigan's head found itself buried in her neck.

"Make them want you?"

"Bingo."

"You know when we first met I never thought we would be in this position." The succubus purred making Laura stare at her with half-lidded eyes as she sipped her beer.

"Funny how things work out."

"Mmm, you have a strong life force, maybe even stronger than mine. Let me give you some advice…" Morrigan trailed off as she nibbled on the feral's ear. "There's nothing wrong with taking a few centuries off to satisfy your urges."

"….Logan?"

"Yeah Darlin'?"

"This might be the hardest training I have ever had." The clone said seriously making Logan snicker.

"I have faith in you kid."

-Back with Spidey & Chun-Li-

"Something is...off about that relationship." Spider-Man muttered making Jubilee shrug.

"As long as they're getting along." Jubilee said simply before going back to the dance floor.

"Well I'm going to go hang out with Carol, see you later Spider-Man." Chun-Li said as she spotted the blonde Avenger.

"Huh, what am I supposed to do now?" Spidey wondered as he watched his team mate walk away.

"WOOO! Spidey's here, get over here bro it's time to party!" Spider-Man looked up to see none other than Johnny Storm flying in the air in front of him.

"Well if you insist…" Spider-Man said before web swinging to the dance floor as Johnny followed him.

BGM: END

-An hour later-

BGM: Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO

"This was much better than I expected, I'm glad I came!" Spidey shouted over the music as he rested at the bar, while Johnny grumbled next to him. "Don't tell me you're still and I beat you? Nobody has the moves like Spider!"

"Whatever, bro." The blonde muttered before looking up to see Deadpool behind the counter.

"Enjoyin' yourselves!?"

"Gotta admit, I can see why the ratings are so high for this club! You may have found your calling you very disturbed individual!"

"Oh shucks, I try." The Merc said with chuckle before placing two shot glasses that were filled with a glowing bluish green liquid on the counter. "Two Prototype DP Specials on the house."

"Uhh…are they supposed to be glowing?" Johnny asked carefully as Spidey stared at the small glass.

! Spider-Sense: That shit will fuck you up!

"I was playing a video game once about some space marine saving the universe from some robotic squids, and it inspired me to make the strongest drink known to man!" Deadpool said cheerfully.

"That's a bold claim." Johnny muttered. "I have tried some pretty powerful shit, you saying that this can top all of them?"

"If you don't believe me ask Talon or Logan, I had them test it a few minutes ago. I'm going to pass the rest out in a bit." Deadpool shrugged making Spider-Man look up at him instantly.

"Where are they?" The merc jerked a thumb up at the second floor of the club where they saw Logan do a backflip off of the bannister and land in the crowd which began carrying him off.

"Top that brat!" The feral shouted as Laura ran towards the rail.

"If you insist!" The younger feral shouted as she leapt and did a multitude of flips and twirls like an Olympic diver before landing in the crowd. "Oh yeah bitches who's the best!?" The young mutant shouted as the crowd chanted her name.

"Beginner's luck!" Logan shouted making his clone snicker at him.

"Well…that's interesting…" The Human Torch muttered before picking up his glass, only for his wrist to be grabbed by Spider-Man.

"Dude! Think about it. If one shot can do that to Laura, you'll die!" The hero said frantically. "Alcohol has less than a snowball's chance in hell in lasting in her system, yet she's wasted!"

"Come on Spidey, don't be such a wimp!" Johnny said as he handed the other glass to Spider-Man. "This is your last day as a free hero! Yolo!"

"Remind me to kill you for saying that last part…" Spider-Man muttered as he stared at his glass. "Fuck it."(LIAG Fun Fact: I am pretty sure that's Spider-Man's last thought before making a majority of his decisions.)

"To marriage?" Johnny asked a he raised his glass.

"To marriage."

*CLINK*

The heroes downed the drinks and Spider-Man barely registered Chun-Li approaching him before his vision went completely black.

-With Talon-

"Hey! You won the dive-off here's your prize!" Deadpool shouted as he threw the hero a half empty glowing bottle.

"Wow, wish I could have whatever it is you were having." Jubilee chuckled as she helped keep the feral balanced.

"F-forget it k-kid, you're too young!" Logan slurred as he lied on his back next to the mutants

"So is Laura!" Jubilee said in disbelief.

"S-she l-looks older!" The feral defended drunkenly.

"Besides, I'm a vampire not like I actually could have any-Laura what are you doing!?" The vampire questioned in shock as she watched the younger feral down the rest of the bottle in determination. Laura wiped her mouth and threw the bottle behind her.

-With Thor-

"I think it's time for me to request some ale!" The god of thunder said before an empty bottle landed in his lap. Thor picked it up with a frown and threw it to the ground.

*CRASH*

"ANOTHER!"

-Back with Laura-

Laura grabbed the young vampire by her head and moved it to her neck.

"Drink." Laura commanded as she struggled to keep her eyes open.

"But-"

"Now." Seeing no way out of it, Jubilee did as requested and before she could even acquire a good taste of the blood her vision went black.

BGM: END

-The next Morning: With Spider-Man-

"*Groan* Oh God, what happened last night?" Spider-Man winced as he struggled to stand, only to nearly trip as he realized his pants were around his ankles. "What the hell-Ow! Bad Spidey, don't get worked up with a hangover." Spider-Man muttered as he held his head before pulling up his pants.

*Chirp*

Hearing the sounds of birds, Spider-Man checked his surroundings and realized that he was in fact under a bridge near a body of water. He also noticed that his body felt great. In fact he's never felt better he felt so light he wondered if he could walk on water, in fact…

"No, bad Spidey, you'll sink like a rock." Spider-Man reminded himself. "The last time I've felt anywhere near as good as this would be…"

…When he fed from Taran's Tantric energy.

"What the hell did I do last night!?" Spidey wondered in horror, all he could remember was loud music, bumping into Talon outside of his apartment, a woman with long brown hair, and Felicia. "Okay think Spidey, you need to find either Laura or Felicia. Maybe they remember something. The sun just came up so you can still get ready for the wedding tonight." Spider-Man told himself before he began web-swinging across the city.

Little did he know, Laura was having her own problems.

-Earlier that morning: Utopia: With Laura-

Laura was sleeping comfortably on a large soft bed in a dark room, when a ray of light came from the blinds and shined on her face. The young feral groaned and tried to cover her head with a pillow, only for the scent of blood to reach her nose.

*Sniff*

"What…?" Laura wondered sleepilyas she rubbed her eyes and turned on a lamp, looking at her surroundings the young feral only had one thought. "Where the hell am I?" Laura wondered as she looked down and paled as she saw a large red stain on the white sheets. "Oh no, please…not again!" Laura thought in horror.

Feeling something tickling the side of her leg, Laura closed her eyes and prayed as she lifted up the sheets, hoping to any deity she could think of, including Thor that she would not see what she feared. Laura opened her eyes and saw a completely knocked out Jubilee sucking on the side of her leg.

*SMACK*

Laura face palmed, which hurt a lot more than she was expecting due to her vibranium skeleton, as she realized what more than likely happened last night. She knew first hand that Spider-Man and Chun-Li must never find out.

"Okay so I succumbed to the alcohol and had intercourse with Jubilee…again. Nothing too extreme I see so I must have still had some level of control." Laura thought, feeling a small level of pride for having at least some control. Laura sighed before lying back on the bed and stretching on her arms. It was then that life decided to screw her over again as her hand landed on something soft, making her close her eyes angrily.

"Mmm…"

"Son of a bitch…" Laura glared at the ceiling and slowly turned her head, only to find another sleeping face just mere inches from her face. The first thing Laura noticed was the bright red hair which made her silently curse Logan. "Don't tell me…Hope?" Laura wondered.

*Sniff*

"No something is off, that doesn't smell like her at all…in fact it smells like-wait no that's impossible!" Laura thought in horror.

[No idea, so now we have the teenage versions of the original X-men running around…]

Laura's eyes widened in disbelief as the red-head began to shift and wake up and before long Green eyes opened to meet red. The two stared at each other for a good five seconds before the situation seemed to register in the red-head's mind.

"AHHH!" The young woman shouted as she practically flew from the bed and landed on the ground, taking the sheet with her, and revealing Jubilee. Laura widened her eyes as she found herself slamming into the wall behind her.

"The hell is going on? And why am I so damn full?" Jubilee muttered as she sat up tiredly and noticed the occupants in the room. "Oh my God…L-Laura?"

"Yes?" Laura groaned as she picked herself up and gave the red-head a small glare. "I'll let that pass because you were shocked."

"D-Did we t-tag t-team Jean fucking Grey? Please say no." The Vampire pleaded as she shut her eyes tightly.

"Yes…I'm going to kill Deadpool."

"Not if I drain him first, but Laura you realize that under no circumstance can we ever…" Jubilee began as she emphasized the word. "Let Logan find out about this. He'd murder us both."

"Understandable." Laura said dryly. While she was sure that at this point she was stronger than her…father the fact still remained that she didn't want to find out how much of a factor experience would be in the fight. "Jean, this is confusing for all of us but seeing as you were the only one sober last night, mind telling us what the hell happened?" Laura questioned the powerful telepath, making the red-head look down sheepishly.

"It's kind of a long story, mind if we get something to eat first?" Jubilee and Laura looked at each other and the vampire shrugged, not seeing anything particularly wrong with the idea.

"Alright get dressed, we can figure this out later."

-Forty five minutes later-

"You know, slipping on some clothes should not have taken that long." Jubilee said dryly as Laura finished fixing her eyeliner.

"And it wouldn't have if you two didn't make me shower four times." Jean said with a slight eye twitch.

"Don't underestimate Logan's nose, we had to weaken the scent as much as possible." Talon told her before approaching the door and opening it. "Alright if we run into him, just say we bumped in to-

"-Each other." Logan's voice finished from across the hall as he opened the door. Jubilee looked between the two ferals as Jean gaped at the scene. The two ferals just stared at each other in shock.

"Logan, what's wrong-oh you have got to be shitting me." A voice said from behind the feral. The younger mutants looked up to see none other than Rachel Grey face-palming. Mother and daughter looked at each other in disbelief as the two ferals plus Vampire stared at the scene with wide eyes.

"W-what?" Jubilee finally managed to get out as if she couldn't comprehend what was happening around her any more. (LIAG Helpful Info: Honestly I can't remember if this was ever explained in this fic but here it goes. Rachel Grey is the daughter of Jean Grey and Scott Summers from an alternate universe.)

"Your daughter slept with my mom!?" Rachel asked Logan incredulously.

"Your father slept with my daughter?" Jean asked Talon in shock.

"What the hell did we do last night!?" Both ferals wondered as they gaped at each other. It was then that Rachel noticed Jubilee.

"Your foster daughter as well! What the hell Logan?"

"Hey! I'm just as lost as you are." Logan reminded dryly.

"H-how about we finish this conversation over break feast?" Jubilee offered making Wolverine nod.

"Sounds good, just stay in the shade I want you to be alive for this." Logan said with a slight growl.

"Don't worry with how much I fed from Laura last night I can probably go sun bathing-and I'll shut up now." Jubilee finished after she noticed the glares that the ferals sent her.

-With Spider-Man: Felicia's Apartment-

Landing on the balcony of his ex's apartment, Spider-Man knocked on the window and waited patiently for the ex-thief. He didn't wait long as a tired Felicia Hardy opened up the widow and stared at him blankly. She looked as if she was just getting out of bed seeing as she had no make-up on and her hair was tied in a sloppy pony tail while she wore nothing but a large white t-shirt and a pair of black lace panties.

"Spider?" The platinum blonde questioned with a yawn. "What's up?" The woman managed to get out as she held her head as if she were trying to fend off a horrible headache.

"Umm…are you okay?" Spider-Man asked in concern as he looked at the tired woman, who just waved him off.

"Just a small hangover, come on in we can finally have that coffee date you promised me while you explain why you are here at this ungodly hour."

"It's 10:30!" Spider-Man said in slight disbelief.

"Ungodly, for the wealthy." Felicia deadpanned as she walked back into her apartment with Spider-Man following her. After a few minutes, Felicia approached the hero with two cups of coffee and it was then that Spidey noticed her slight limp.

"Are you okay?" Spider-Man questioned making her raise an eyebrow at him. "You're kind of limping…" Spider-Man explained slowly making Felicia avert her eyes with a blush. Spider-Man was sure his shock was showing through his mask because had never thought the woman would be able to be bashful.

"Don't you remember?" Felicia asked softly as Spider-Man pulled up his mask to sip the coffee.

! Spider Sense: My God what did you do last night?!

"It's a little fuzzy…" Spidey said sheepishly causing the woman to shake her head and point upwards as her face reddened even more. Spider-Man slowly raised his head and stared at the ceiling.

*PFFTT!*

Spider-Man did a spit take, much to the annoyance of Felicia as the coffee found itself on her shirt, as he stared up at the ceiling. There were hand and footprints all over the ceiling.

"What the hell did we do!?" Spidey asked in disbelief making Felicia sigh.

"Well at some point last night I ran into you and Johnny after the party on top of the roof of a movie theater; you two were having an argument over which of you had the better "signature move" in bed." Felicia began making Spidey face-palm. "One thing led to another and I told you to put your money where your mouth was…and well…"

"On the ceiling?" Spider-Man questioned and she could feel his deadpan expression.

"Well that was the first round; we ended up under a bridge though." Felicia informed the shocked man.

"So that's how I ended up there." Spider-Man muttered. "Well fuck me side-ways."

"Funny you should say that…"

"Never mind." Spidey cut her off, making her shrug. Felicia then began to peel off her soaked shirt, making Spidey sputter in disbelief. "Whoa! What are you doing!?"

"You ruined my favorite shirt you ass! Besides it isn't something you haven't seen, or touched, or-"

"I get it, I get it!" Spider-Man groaned in annoyance before something hit him. "Wait isn't that my shirt?" Spidey questioned making the ex-thief blush.

"Don't you have something to be doing right now?" Felicia questioned, successfully changing the subject.

"You're right, but we're not done talking about this!" Spider-Man swore making the woman roll her eyes. Spidey ran and leapt from her window and began swinging away. "Maybe I told Johnny where I was before we met up with Felicia? Next stop Baxter Building!" (LIAG Helpful info: FF headquarters)

-Utopia: Jean Grey Institute for Higher Learning: Lunchroom-

All of the students quieted down as Laura, Jean, Jubilee, Logan, and Rachel all sat down at a table with trays of food, well minus Jubilee of course. Logan had made sure to sit somewhere where the students couldn't hear them.

"So…whose going to go first?" Jubilee questioned making them turn to her.

"Well since you're volunteering…" Logan trailed off making the vampire shrug.

"Mine is simple, I met up with Laura and we decided to test just how fast her bike was, before we knew it we ended up in Utopia…after partying in Tokyo first with Chun-Li." Now that made Talon look at her friend in confusion.

"Wait how did she get there?" Laura asked perplexed, her bike only held two people.

"I think I remember something about her stealing one of Tony's jets." Jubilee said with a shrug. "If anyone would know it should be you. You were with her before you ran into me again." Talon held her head in slight pain as an image of a long brown haired woman flashed in her mind for a split second. "Anyway we ended up here…and that's when my tale goes blank." Jubilee said as she turned to Jean who was poking at her food, trying her hardest to disappear.

[I hate to put her through this, but I do need answers…]

"It's okay; I had a feeling I would have to explain anyway." Jean said with a sigh making Laura look at her in shock before shaking her head as she remembered that Jean was a telepath. "Sorry about that, still trying to control it."

"Don't worry about, I have nothing to hide…just don't dig too deep you might end up traumatized." Laura advised softly making the young red-head nod her head.

-Flash back-

"Don't worry jean Grey, this is the X-men if there is one thing we do more often than time travel, its come back from the dead." A boy with a purple Mohawk said as he and Jean stared at the statue of Charles Xavier. (LIAH Helpful Info: It's Kid Omega for those who care, honestly after this scene you probably won't see him anymore so Google him if you're interested. He's an omega level telepath)

"I guess your right-"

"AHAHAHA! Oh my God Laura that thing is awesome! We just traveled across the globe! Spidey could make some serious cash if he ever gets tired of the hero business." A voice giggled and the two telepaths turned to see a drunken Laura and Jubilee holding on to each other for support. "Imagine all the shopping we could do."

"Even after turning into a vampire, you are still a mallrat." Laura said as she shook her head with a smile.

"Holy shit, Talon actually came back to this shithole?" Kid Omega said in disbelief. "And she's smiling? When the hell did she learn to do that?"

"Talon?" Jean questioned in confusion.

"Wolverine's clone-Hey don't look at me like that I don't know how it was pulled off." Kid Omega defended as Jean looked at him skeptically. "Anyway she's basically the one who brought down Cyclops and helped destroy the Phoenix. Though if you ask me, that thing is bound to come back." Jean was about to respond when she felt someone poke her in her cheek.

"Whoa…" Talon whispered with wide-eyes as Jubilee giggled.

"I told you she came back!" Jubilee said cheerfully as the feral continued poking the wide-eyed Jean.

"Oh My God, she's totally wasted!" Kid Omega gasped out. "If I play my cards right maybe I can get lucky tonight after all…"

"Don't do it!" Jubilee said as she tackled to boy and hugged him tight just as a pair of talons barely missed them. "Not if you want to live! Every time she gets laid there so much blood!" Jubilee whimpered making the telepath pale.

"It was your fault!" Laura growled out as Jean gaped at her claws.

"Okay now I see the resemblance." Jean thought dryly

[O- your- m-d!]

Jean frowned as she felt a thought trying to push itself into her head and attempted to use her telepathy to hear what it had to say.

[Open your mind!]

Jean fell back as something ripped from Laura's mind and entered hers.

"Okay, too much is going on. I'm out of here!" Kid said as he hopped to his feet and ran away.

"What happened to her?" Jubilee questioned from the ground making Laura shrug. That was the last thing Jean saw as she fell unconscious.

-Jean's Mind-

"I don't know how you're here and frankly I am too happy to care." A voice said and Jean turned to see a woman that looked exactly like her only older.

"I know you…you're me! Well this time's me anyway." The younger telepath said making the older woman shake her head.

"I'm all that's left of you anyway, just call me Phoenix. Listen carefully something big is coming and Talon is going to be at the center of it all along with two companions of hers." Phoenix said seriously. "Slowly the other fragments of the Phoenix will come back to me-to you- and when that happens I will no longer be in control. I need you to be ready to hold that power once again-"

"-You mean for the first time?" Jean questioned blankly making the woman face-palm.

"Smartass. Anyway I am going to give you the remaining memories so you can know how to at least keep the power at bay. Do you understand?" Phoenix asked carefully as she began to be engulfed with fire. Seeing no way out of it Jean nodded her head making Phoenix smile slightly. Jean fell to her knees as countless images began to etch themselves into her mind.

"Oh my God…" Jean gasped out as tears fell from her eyes.

"I'm sorry that I had to put this burden on you, but you need to understand that there was no other choice." Phoenix said sadly. "I hope you can forgive me."

"I don't understand…?" Jean said as she looked up at Phoenix.

"For me to place this burden on you of all people must feel like the ultimate betrayal but-"

"No not that." Jean said as she shook her head confusing Phoenix. "I don't understand how we have such a bad taste in men. What is wrong with us?" Jean asked in complete seriousness. Minutes seemed to pass as the two just stared at each other before Phoenix shrugged.

"That's something you have to find out on your own. Now it's time for you to wake up." Phoenix said as Jean's vision turned white.

"…No Jubilee." Jean heard as she found herself flying on the floor of someone's bedroom. "Why would I have sex in a room that belongs to someone I don't even know. Seriously whose room is this?" Laura questioned as she tried to drunkenly fend off her "attacker" to no avail.

"It's Scott's room." Jubilee answered, making the feral pause for a second before throwing off her jacket.

"Alright, let's do this." Laura said bluntly and Jubilee nearly had whiplash as she turned to her friend in shock.

"Whoa, what's with the change of heart?"

"Scooter's a dick." Laura said bluntly.

"Maybe having you spend time with Logan was a bad idea. Oh well I'm not complaining." Jubilee grinned before noticing that the third occupant in the room was awake. "Hey, you can join too it's not every day you get this chance! And unlike myself or Laura you probably won't live long enough to get it again!"

"W-what? No!" Jean shouted in disbelief as she leapt to her feet making the young vampire shrug and wave her hand dismissively.

"Suit yourself. I can't say I'm surprised though; Jean always was sort of a buzz kill at times." Jubilee said making Laura frown.

"That was uncalled for."

"You know it's true!" The Vampire defended.

"Not the point." Laura muttered as Jean developed a nasty twitch under her right eye.

Let it be known that not many things can truly piss off Jean Grey. But let it also be known that something had been added to the list of things that did after this whole time travel experience. She was sick and tired of being compared to herself, so much that much to her shock her nearly non-existent rebellious side began to grow each and every moment she stayed in this time line. So it should really come to no shock that these were her next words.

"Move over." Jean bit out making the immortals look at her in shock.

"Well damn, I can party with this Jean!" Jubilee cheered.

-Flash Back: End-

"That's a…pretty extreme rebellious phase you're going through there." Jubilee said slowly with wide-eyes as Laura folded her hands in front of her mouth and stared at Logan seriously.

"Now I see where I got it…" Rachel muttered to herself.

"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' darlin'?" Logan questioned seriously.

"Of course." Laura said coolly. "We have to make sure that our Cyclops finds out about this."

"There might be a security camera in his room; I'll search for the tape later." Logan promised as the red-heads plus vampire gaped at the two.

"What the hell Logan?" Rachel bit out making the feral turn to her with half-lidded eyes.

"Your dad's a dick." Was all Wolverine deemed necessary to say. Rachel shook her head at his attitude before gesturing to her teen mother.

"Shouldn't we be concerned that the Phoenix is reforming inside of her?" Rachel questioned making Laura stare at her blankly.

"Seriously? Look me in my eyes and tell me that you're surprised that this happened, I dare you." Laura challenged and what shocked Rachel was that the feral was right. She really wasn't surprised, hell now that she thought about it when she first saw her mother come to their time from the past she wasn't surprised.

"It's a sad day when this shit becomes expected." The red haired woman said with a sigh.

"Language." Jean muttered making the woman sigh.

"Sorry." Rachel muttered as the others gaped at the exchange. "Listen I'll train you on using the Phoenix Force later." (LIAG Fun Fact: Rachel is such a badass that she had complete and utter control over her reality's Phoenix)

"So how did..." Jubilee trailed off as she gestured between Rachel and Wolverine.

"I'll keep it short and simple. I ran into him and he confused me for Jean. I told him it was time to move on and we ended up in an argument which ended up with him saying he could outperform me in the danger room even when he was wasted. It ended in a draw and well…"

"You jumped each other in an adrenaline filled passion." Laura said with practiced ease making Rachel turn to her in shock.

"How-"

"One of the seduction tactics he taught me, adrenaline apparently helps seduce red-heads." Laura said as if it were no big deal, making Rachel's eyes widen.

"But that means-"

"Planned it as soon as you said I should move on." Wolverine smirked making the woman look at him in shock.

"Logan, where can I find the younger Cyclops?" Laura questioned making Wolverine shake his head with a smirk.

"Sorry, kid as much as I would love to see the look on his face. He's an innocent in all this. He's probably still a dick but he's not our dick."

"That sounded much better in your head didn't it?" Jubilee deadpanned.

"Ab-so-lutely." Logan said without missing a beat as he sipped a can of beer. Laura shook her head and stood up.

"Alright, I need to get home and get dressed for Spider-Man's wedding. Hopefully I can run into Chun-Li and she can tell me the rest of what I did last night." Laura told them before stopping mid-step. "Where the hell did I park?"

-Baxter Building: With Spider-Man-

"Really, Spider-Man. I've seen my brother come home from some pretty extreme parties, but he has never been in this condition. Just what in the world did you two do last night?" Sue asked incredulously as they reached the living room, where Spider-Man saw Johnny lying face-down on the floor.

"Sue, you do not want to know. Trust me." Spider-Man said dryly as he began tapping the side of Johnny's head with his foot. "Come one bro, get up."

"Uggh. I wish I was still dead." Johnny's muffled voice groaned as he looked up at Spidey with bloodshot eyes.

"Well you'll have to get up soon anyway; you are my best man after all." Spidey reminded the man making him groan and roll over onto his back.

"Dude I have the worst hangover ever. And you want me to follow that up by making me watch in envy as my best friend marries two insanely hot and wealthy women? Fuck you. Seriously."

"Johnny, Language!" Sue admonished making him snort.

"No, seriously fuck this guy!" The Human Torch said as he struggled to sit up.

"So…you're still coming?" Spidey questioned as he helped the man up.

"Wouldn't miss it for the world." Johnny smirked making his sister shake her head at the two.

"Congratulations Spider-Man, I'll admit no one saw this one coming, and this has to be one of the most unorthodox marriages ever, but we're happy for you." Sue said warmly. "Ben, Reed, and myself will be there as well of course."

"Gee, thanks Sue." Spidey said with genuine gratitude before turning to Johnny. "The wedding is not what I came here for though, what I want to know is what the hell did we do last night?" Johnny rubbed his chin in thought.

"From what I remember we got in an argument about which one of us was better in bed-"

"Seriously Spider-Man?" Sue questioned with a tone of disapproval making Johnny snicker.

"Yeah, you wouldn't know but this guy is a real deviant." Johnny snickered as he jerked a thumb at a shocked Spidey. "If you weren't protected by the code, I'd fear for you."

"Code?" Sue questioned skeptically as she crossed her arms.

"The bro code. Rule three thou shalt not screw thy bro's sister." Johnny said as he nodded his head sagely as Spider-Man face-palmed. "Seriously sis, didn't Reed want to perform tests on Spider-Man because it was revealed that he is empowered by sex?"

"Wait what?" Spidey questioned in confusion.

"Don't worry about it; I managed to talk my husband out of it, though I must admit I am curious as to how that works." Sue said as she turned to Spider-Man.

"Come on bro. Spill." Johnny begged making Spider-Man sigh, and for the next half an hour he found himself explaining Tantric energy to them the way Anansi and Taran had explained.

"Wow…you lucky son of a bitch." Johnny said with wide eyes, and hell even Sue was gaping at him.

"That's why I'm trying to remember what happened last night because when I woke up this morning…" Spider-Man trailed off embarrassed. "My reserves were over flowing, and I'm sure that it is not all from Black Cat-"

"I hate you so much it hurts." Johnny bit out with a glare while Sue looked at Spider-Man in shock.

"Really, the night before your wedding!?" Sue asked appalled.

"It's complicated, the wedding is mainly a political thing-and you know what? This is getting us nowhere. Do you know where I was before I met up with you?" Spidey questioned making Johnny close his eyes for a second.

"Well even though I was completely wasted, I do remember something strange." Johnny muttered. "For some reason your body seemed to be levels more agile, especially for a drunk man, than when I had saw you at the club."

"That's…strange?"

"Actually it might not be." A voice spoke up and the three heroes turned to see Mr. Fantastic rubbing his chin in thought.

"How long have you been there, man?" Johnny asked as he, Spidey, and Sue looked at the man startled.

"I walked in during Spider-Man's explanation of the energy." Reed shrugged. "Still, if what he says is true, then it may mean that Black Cat was not Spider-Man's only "Donor" last night."

"You mean he got laid…before he even met up with me again? Die!" Johnny shouted as he attempted to tackle the web-head, only for Spidey to side-step easily causing him to crash into the ground.

"But, who? " Spidey tried to figure out.

"I think Carol left early, so it probably wasn't her." Johnny said from his place on the ground, making Sue and Reed look at Spider-Man in disbelief.

"Ms. Marvel?" Mr. Fantastic asked for clarification.

"You didn't hear about that? It's been going around the super-hero community for a while now." Sue told her husband.

"Well, you did say that you had just come from wherever you lived when I met up with you!" Johnny said as he stood up, making Spider-Man turn to him in shock. "But what? Do you have a roommate or something?" Johnny asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh no… yes I have two. I'm rooming with my team." Spider-Man groaned as the other three heroes stared at him in horror.

"Damn, Talon and Chun-Li?" Johnny muttered. "You better pray that it was Chun-Li, because Wolverine will destroy you."

"Oh God…" Spidey groaned.

"Don't worry it was probably Chun-Li if anything or some other unknown woman. I mean you and Chun-Li did have a descendant." Reed pointed out as he remembered Team Amazing's last fight. Inwardly he hoped that it wasn't Talon because Spider-Man was a valued ally that didn't deserved getting decapitated by Logan.

"Well what do you remember?" Sue questioned the web-head.

"I-I remember bumping into Talon outside my apartment." Spidey began making Johnny close his eyes.

"You poor bastard." Johnny muttered, and honestly? Reed and Sue agreed with him.

"And a long brown haired woman's whose face I can't make out." Spidey finished making Reed nod.

"Retrace your steps and head back to your apartment, there might be something there." Reed advised making Spider-Man nod his head.

"Alright, thanks for your help guys." Spidey said in resignation before running off and web-swinging from the nearest window.

"Well, now that you're up. Let's get ready for tonight." Sue said making her brother nod.

-In the sky-

Talon was flying back to New York at full speed when she noticed something stick from her left pants pocket. Pulling it out, she stared at it in horror.

"Oh no, please no!"

-20 minutes Later-

After changing back into Peter Parker via some clothes he had hidden on the roof, Peter ran full speed down the hall off his apartment, praying that he could find some answers.

-Spider-Sense: Watch Out!-

However with the inadequate amount of room in the hallway, Peter ran straight into none other than a frantic Talon. Peter went slamming onto his back as he met the force of Talon's unshakable skeleton. Talon shook her head and stared down at Peter with wide eyes. Peter shook his head as a broken memory of him running into Talon the same way the previous night flashed through his mind.

"P-peter?"

"Oh my God Laura!" Peter exclaimed as the the feral helped him up. "I've been spending the entire day running around trying to figure out what the hell happened last night. Please tell me you know."

BGM: Border of Insanity- Shoji Meguro (Persona 4 soundtrack)

"I'm afraid I do." Laura said as she bowed her head.

"Well?" Peter questioned making her bow her head.

"Are you sure you want to know? Once the memory comes back there is no going back. If I hit you the right way I can make it so you never remember." The feral said seriously sending a chill down Peter's spine. Peter gulped and nodded his head. "I warned you…check under your Spidey-belt."

"What?" Peter frowned but opened up his shirt and raised his costume shirt. Peter widened his eyes as he saw something sticking from under his belt. Pulling it out, it revealed itself to be a long piece of black fabric. "W-what?"

"Look." Laura said with a sigh as she pulled out an identical piece of fabric.

"I-I don't understand." Peter stuttered out.

"No you do remember, you're just too afraid to admit it! I know, because I was the same way!" Laura shouted.

"N-No! It can't b-be true! It's Impossible!" Peter shouted making Laura narrow her eyes.

"Oh is it? Then come with me." Laura muttered as she placed a hand on the door knob only for Peter to grab her wrist.

"Wait, it's not too late. We can still make a run for it, go to Paris. How does that sound?" Peter tried to bargain. "If you open that door we will never hear the end of it."

"Get ahold of yourself!" Laura growled. "You think I don't know that? Lord knows I've had to deal with the blood-soaked sheet thing. But running away won't solve anything."

"So run away and live without ridicule, or stay and never hear the end of it?" Peter questioned with narrowed eyes. "Why should I listen to you?"

"I know your brain is telling you to run, but I believe that you know that isn't right." Laura pleaded. "And if you don't listen to your heart what is your Spider-sense telling you?"

"Both choices are setting it off." Peter muttered. "So in the end it just comes down to my brain versus your word…this choice is too big for us, if you truly believe your words then face me and open this door yourself!"

"Then so be it." Laura growled as she raised a fist. "Rock…"

"Paper…" Peter said as sweat began to trickle down the side of his face.

"Scissors!" Both Master and former pupil shouted. Peter paled in horror as Laura raised and outstretched hand over his fist.

BGM: END

BGM: End Title-Cloud Atlas

"Noooo!" Peter shouted as he fell to his knees.

"I'll see you inside." Laura muttered as she opened the door, and time seemed to slow as door creaked open. Peter watched in horror as he came face to face with the sight of Chun-Li sitting on the couch with her hair down reading a fighting magazine and sipping a cup of tea as she wore nothing but a bath towel. She had a multitude of small bruises coming down from her neck and across her collar bone.

"Hmm?" Chun-Li looked up at the two with a raised eyebrow as the cup rested on her lips. Her eyes widened slightly as she noticed that each of her teammates had one of her ribbons in their hands.

-Flash Back-

"What are ya doing here Pete?" Laura giggled as she tried to help Spidey up from the ground.

"J-just C-checking' up on Chunny!" Spidey reassured her as the door opened revealing a swaying Chun-Li.

"W-why are you two so drunk?" Chun-Li questioned with a slight slur.

"Same reason you are!" Laura cheered. "We wanted to check up on you, you had more parties to go to, but you were a little drunk."

"Y-you're one to talk!" Chun-Li chuckled. "Come on in, his house is our house!"

-30 minutes Later-

"I still can't believe you literally run on sex now." Chun-Li giggled making Spider-Man point a finger at her.

"Hey don't judge. Do you know how hard it is going to be to recharge my reserves? It's not like I can run around and be like "Oh hey do you mine sleeping with me to help stop evil?" yeah, doesn't sound right." Spider-Man said dryly making his teammates snicker. Laura whispered something in Chun-Li's ear making the fighter smirk.

BGM: END

BGM: Let's Get it ON- Marvin Gaye

"Well Peter, if you wanted to recharge your batteries, you should have said so. A-after all what are friends for?" Chun-Li questioned making Spider-Man cough as both she and Laura stood over the costumed hero.

"N-now w-wait, we can talk this out." Spider-Man said as he tried to stand, but a sense of vertigo caused him to crash back into the couch. "Hey does anyone hear music?" Spidey asked suddenly but was ultimately ignored.

-Peter's Apartment roof-

"Let's Get on! AHHHH let's get it on. Let's love baby…" Deadpool sung from on top of the roof as a bunch of random musicians from his club continued playing the music behind him.

-Flash Back End-

BGM: END

"Oh… I am going to have fun with this one." Chun-Li drawled making Laura and Peter shudder.

"Peter…" Laura began cautiously.

"Yes, Laura?"

"Is it too late for Paris?"

"Not if you promise to make sure Logan never finds out about this." Peter muttered as he took a step back from the evil glint in Chun-Li's eye.

"Deal."

-Later: Emora-

"I still can't believe you chose that color for a wedding dress." Mary Jane sighed as she finished fixing Natasha's hair. "There, you know I can have my agent set you up with a modeling career if you ever get tired of the gunfire."

"If I'm going to be forced into doing this, I'm doing it my way." Natasha muttered as she looked at herself in the mirror. She had decided to say "Fuck you" to tradition and opted to wear a black wedding dress. "And I'll never tire from the gunfire thank you very much." Natasha looked at herself and turned to Mary Jane. "God, just what are you doing? You told us that you were Spider-Man's former wife so why are you doing this?"

"Listen Natasha, if there is one I hope you get out of the experience is that more often than not marriage involves sacrifice." MJ said seriously as she grabbed the sides of Natasha's face and gaze at her with a serious expression. "The fact that I can't even remember mine should be enough proof." MJ Chuckled bitterly. "You saw how powerful that spear was and when I go against Spider-Man that means that I have to use it against him. I can't be with him unless he can defeat me when I go all out."

"That's insane, to my knowledge there's no way he can stop that thing." Natasha refused to even call that object a weapon, that thing was sorrow given form.

"Exactly, that means he has to defeat me before I can even pull it out for the contract to be fulfilled. He only has one chance because I refuse to fight him again outside of this tournament because he really will die." Mary Jane explained to the assassin.

"How do you know that the match will even allow resurrections?" Natasha asked in confusion.

"All I know is that Scathach told me that the battle will happen and that deaths won't be permanent. How she knows? I don't know but I'm willing to put my faith in her." Mary Jane said softly. "Listen what I'm saying is if he can't beat me; that's it. I won't be able to have him like I want, but as long as he is happy then I will be too."

"Mary-"

"I formed this team with you by pure chance, but look at where we are now." MJ interrupted her. "You, Viper, and Sonja aren't just team mates to me. You're family, like sisters. If anyone can help Spidey get over me it will be you. You're strong and if you dig deep enough you can be one of the most caring people alive even if you don't see it." Mary Jane said with a sad smile. "Give the goofball a chance, he'll grow on you."

"I'm so sorry." Natasha said quietly making MJ smile.

"Come on now, why are you apologizing? I forced you into the situation." MJ chuckled before turning away from the assassin. "Now stay here until it's time, I'm not sure if you'd be allowed to see Silver in this situation but I'm not taking any chances!" Mary Jane told her fellow red-head before exiting the room.

"That's a strong woman, but she's too self-sacrificing." A voice said making Natasha sigh.

"She and Spider-Man are perfect for each other. Now what did Mary Jane just say about seeing each other before the wedding?" The assassin question dryly as she stared at thin air. "And why in the world did you put stealth tech in your wedding dress, Silver?"

"Don't act like you don't have two guns strapped to your side under yours." Silver said nonchalantly. "Besides you can't see me-"

"But you can see me." Natasha reminded the woman.

"My eyes are closed." Silver stated simply.

"Alright, I hope you're ready it's almost time." Crimson Viper said as she entered the room. "Have you seen Silver?"

"Right here." Silver's bodiless voice answered from the side of the fighter answered scaring the hell out of her.

"Will you quit it with the stealth tech?" Viper asked annoyed.

-Castle Court Yard-

"Get ready bro, today marks the end of Spider-Man's life." Jonny chuckled from behind Spider-Man. The Human Torch was wearing a simple black suit. "I'm surprised you had a formal Spidey outfit."

"You know me; I'd never miss a chance to make a new costume." Spidey quipped. In all honesty his "Formal Spidey" outfit was just a black suit and a Spider-Man mask. Only instead of being red with black web patterns it was black with white web patterns. "Honestly I'm more concerned about how the hell he got a license to wed people." Spidey muttered as he jerked a thumb at Deadpool who was holding a bible.

"So did you ever figure out what you did last night?" Johnny questioned making Spider-Man and the man behind him flinch slightly. "You okay man?" Johnny questioned as he glanced back at Logan.

"I don't want to talk about it, bub." Logan muttered.

BGM: Wedding Dress- Taeyang (LIAG Fun Fact: Alright listen I couldn't think of another song, I tried really I did, there IS an English version if you want to understand it. Otherwise just add your own romantic song.)

"Get ready here they come."

-Spidey P.O.V-

Never before have I ever been so happy to be wearing a mask, although I'm sure that even with it on some people could make out my jaw dropping as I gaped at the two deadly women. Their dress completely contrasted each other's with Natasha's being Black and Silver's being…well silver. The expressions on Steve's and Silver's bodyguard's faces are hilarious as they walk the women down the aisle. It looks like they still couldn't believe that this was actually happening. Despite this entire thing mainly being a political hoax for some reason my heart still felt like it stopped when I looked at the two of them.

"Holy-"

"-Shit." I heard Johnny and Logan say from behind me and honestly I couldn't help but agree. I mean my God they were breathtaking. I wonder what Uncle Ben is thinking right now-oh crap it's a good thing that Aunt May doesn't know I'm Spider-Man right now.

-Meanwhile back in New York-

*STCHIK!*

"H-hey a-are you sure you're alright." Ero questioned in fear as she watched the woman chop up some vegetables with strength that no woman of her age should have as the news report of the Emoran wedding continued to blast from the television.

[And don't they look just amazing Tom?] The News reporter questioned as May turned to Ero with a smile while holding the knife, making Peter's other gulp.

"Did you say something sweetie?" May asked innocently as she turned to her niece.

"N-not at all, please continue."

-Later at the Wedding-

-General P.O.V-

"Do you, Spider-Man, take Natasha Romanoff to be your lawfully and wedded wife until death do you part!? And no resurrecting will not get you out of this." Deadpool questioned with a loud gospel voice.

"Y-yes."

"Do you take Silver Sablinova to be your wife as well until death do you part you lucky son of a gun!?" Deadpool questioned making the crowd chuckle.

"Y-yes."

"Duuuudeeee." Johnny whispered behind Spidey as the realization that this was actually happening began to set in.

"This is about to take a while." Deadpool sighed causing the crowd of heroes to shake their heads in amusement.

"WOOO! Go Spidey!" Hawkeye shouted making Natasha twitch.

"Gonna kill him." Natasha swore to herself, but Spidey heard her and took a barely unnoticeable step to the side.

"Do you, Natasha Romanoff, take Spider-Man to be your husband until death do you part?" Deadpool questioned making the assassin sigh.

"Yes…"

"Seriously…?" Deadpool asked to make sure.

"Yes, damn it!" Natasha bit out making the merc back up a bit. Before gesturing to Silver.

"Do you take Silver Sablinova to be your lawfully and wedded wife until death do you part?" Deadpool questioned.

"Can't believe this-yes."

"Do you also promise to make sweet, sweet love when Spidey is not around and allow me to video tape it?"

"I swear on my life I will shoot you where you stand." Natasha growled out making Mary Jane glance back at Viper.

"I thought you frisked her of all her weapons?" The model-turned-empress questioned.

"Well I would have, if she didn't threaten to blow my brains out." Viper said seriously making MJ sigh.

"And why in the world is he here again?" MJ asked skeptically making Viper shrug.

"The guy we hired disappeared, but luckily he agreed to take his place." The fighter answered truthfully.

-In a closet somewhere in the Castle-

"*Mmph!*" A man wearing a white robe screamed to no avail as his mouth was gagged.

-Back to wedding-

"I'll take that as a maybe." Deadpool said as he nodded his head before turning to a highly amused Silver.

"Do-"

"Yes to both." Silver said simply making the merc pause and look at the sky.

"Can she do that?"

Saves me some time I allow it.

"Alright then I now pronounce you mister and missus…and missus-oh my God Spidey doesn't have a last name…" Deadpool trailed off as the crowd realized that as well.

"Just use mine then damn it." Natasha said tiredly making the merc look at Spidey and Silver who just shrugged.

"Okay we know who has the pants in this convoluted relationship." Deadpool deadpanned. "I almost forgot…" Deadpool trailed off as he pulled out a gun. "Are there any objections, speak up…please I dare you." The merc questioned as everyone gaped at him for a bit. "Alright I now pronounce you mister and missus, and missus Romanoff; Spidey kiss the lovely women." Spider-Man reflexively found himself turning to MJ who nodded her head slightly. Spidey rolled up the bottom of his mask and placed a gentle kiss on Silver's lips.

"Funny how thing work out, huh Spider?" Silver smirked, making him shake his head before turning to Natasha.

"You're lucky that some part of me likes you or else my code name might take on a more literal meaning Spider." Natasha said coldly as she brought the hero in for a kiss.

"Alright Spidey, move it!" Deadpool said as he pulled the hero back slightly. "Cameras zoom in; this is the part we've been waiting for!" And as if they had a hive-mind all of the men began to pay attention to the two brides, hell even Spider-Man found himself unable to look away. Feeling the increased attention, Natasha rolled her eyes.

"Men…" The woman muttered making Silver smirk.

"Let's just get it over with dear." Silver said with a chuckled as she brought her fellow assassin in for a deep kiss that put Spidey's to shame.

"Hell yeah!" Tony and Hawkeye shouted as they thrust their fists into the sky as Steve face palmed, while the rest of the men stood up and gave standing ovations.

"They're still at it!" Spidey said in shock as he clapped while Johnny's grin threatened to split his face.

"It's beautiful." The blonde said making Logan snort.

"It better be it's the only reason any of the men showed up." The feral growled as he clapped.

"I-I am g-going t-to k-kill you." Natasha growled as she attempted to regain her breath.

"It was worth it."

BGM: END

"You know despite everything, seeing everyone here able to relax for once, makes this a perfect end for a chaotic week." Spider-Man said as he looked at everyone's smiling faces.

"Yeah, not every day we get a chance like this." Johnny said as he stood next to his friend.

"When you live as long as I have, you learn to savor these moments, because it's being with those who have your back that reminds why you are even on this earth." Logan said sagely.

"Why Logan, that was almost poetic." Spidey quipped.

"Yeah, yeah, don't push it." Logan growled.

-One Week Later-

The members of Team Amazing sat around Peter's kitchen table in silence as they face their greatest problem to date.

"We're officially broke." Peter muttered making the women bow their heads. "Anyone have any ideas, because the landlord is going to have me evicted."

"Is your landlord a man or woman? If it's a woman, maybe Spider-Man can pay a visit and ask her to recharge his Spidey-batteries." Chun-Li offered before turning to Talon. "Don't worry you can help so long as you keep the sheets the same color."

"Damn it, it happened one time-"

"So it didn't happen when you spent the rest of the night of Peter's bachelor party with Jubilee?" Chun-Li asked innocently making the feral pale.

"W-who told you?" Talon questioned making Peter look at her in shock.

"You just did, I was just guessing." Chun-Li chuckled before shaking her head with mock sadness. "It's okay though Laura, it's inevitable with your condition and all." Chun-Li said confusing the hell out of Talon.

"Laura don't-"

"What condition?" Talon asked in confusion.

"-fall for it, damn you just walked in to that one with your hands down and your face presented." Peter said as he shook his head, already knowing what was about to come.

"Just your little regrowth problem." Chun-Li teased, honestly she was having too much fun, Laura was like the little sister she never had. Seeing how many times she could force the feral from her emotionless shell became her new favorite pass time.'

"Who told you about that!?" Talon shouted as her face reddened ever so slightly.

"Your feral side let it slip not too long ago."

"What do you-Reaper…?" Talon growled out as she clenched her fists.

"Can we please get back on task?" Peter asked helplessly. "What are we going to do about this? We need to find a legal way to make some cash or we'll be homeless."

"Aren't your wives loaded? Ask them to bail you out." Chun-Li muttered making Peter avert his eyes.

"You two wouldn't understand." Peter sighed.

"I believe this is one of those "Man-things" Logan told me about." Talon said as she looked at Peter. "It's a matter of pride or something."

"The what do we do? Interpol won't give me a job considering I'm not from this earth and it's not like you two can get paid for being heroes." Chun-Li sighed.

"Or…can we?" Talon questioned as she reached into her coat pocket and pulled out a card and placed it on the table.

"Who's Joan Conway?" Peter questioned perplexed.

"Our ticket out of poverty, if we can get her to be our agent we can probably make a healthy amount of money assuming she's any good of course." Talon said seriously making him frown.

"I don't know about this…I'm not Spider-Man for money, I'm Spider-Man so I can help people." Peter muttered.

"Peter, I understand where you are coming from but there's something I want to ask you." Chun-Li said as she gazed at the man seriously. "How can you help people, if you can't help yourself?" Chun-Li questioned making Peter's eyes widen.

"More money means more resources. More resources mean more devices you can make to help you fight crime." Talon said calmly. "Money is power, and if you handle it responsibly then there should be nothing to worry about."

"Okay then, let make this a team decision, who says we should call Joan?" Peter questioned making Chun-Li and Talon raise their hands. "Well Talon, start calling." Peter said with a sigh.

"Already on it." Talon said with a small smile as she heard the phone ring.

[Hello? You have reached Joan Conway.]

"Joan, its Talon…"

[Oh Talon! What can I do for you dear?]

"I need…an Agent."

To be continued…

Next Time: Tier 6 and Alpha part 1