OMAKE: Age of SOPA
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A battered Rebuff whom was missing her right arm fell to her knees in pain as she glared up weakly at an impassive Stan.
"You bastard what did you do?" Rebuff bit out angrily.
"I'm sorry but I will never be defeated by the likes of Team Amazing. Not as long as I have SOPA on my side, the end of this adventure of theirs will be lost forever in oblivion." Stan stated with a shrug before turning around. "You were a goof fight; I actually felt some of your blows. Good day."
And with that Stan vanished.
"Shit." Rebuff said weakly as she began to fall forward only to be caught by Deadpool.
"Whoa, gotcha. It'll be okay Buffy." Deadpool said as he helped her to her feet and wrapped one of her arms around him.
"Shit, don't call me that-damn merc." Rebuff muttered as blood spilled form her lips. They looked up when they saw a flash.
"Oh SHIT!" Rewrite shouted as he appeared on the scene. "What the hell Lady Reb!? If you die the boss will kill me!"
"Tch calm down, it's just a flesh wound." Rebuff muttered making Rewrite gape at her.
"You're missing an arm!" The man said incredulously. "What the hell could do this to you."
"Fuckin' SOPA that's what."
"That shit's back again?" Deadpool said incredulously. "This is like the fucking third time since this adventure started! Yo newbie take care of her and get her patched up I'll handle this." Deadpool said as he handed the woman to Rewrite before teleporting out of the story. Deadpool cleared his throat as he turned to a large screen.
"Alright people you know the drill!, Go to , sign the stop SOPA 2014 petition and help get 100k signatures by the 19th of March. Do that and I'll talk Rebuke into making some alternate ending "DLC" for this story. Seriously guys it's been over 600k words, don't let the government turn all of that time into waste! Hopefully I'll see you all in the next chapter, which is already 18k words in, with my new fiancé. Peace bitches!"
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