I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, Hannah MONTANA! OR AQUA!
Epov
Kathrina looked at me with very curious eyes. I wonder if this will scar her physically, AND mentally. No choice but to tell her.
Kpov
" Edward? You there?"
Edward shook his head a couple of times, then looked back at me.
" Emmett wants me to uhm…. Well…. Drive you around in his jeep, him there of course, while you are standing in the back…… wearing nothing but my shirt and a pair of shorts."
I looked at Emmett. I swear that my mouth was touching the ground, and my face was just torn off by a very hyper Alice.
" Fine. Alice, can I borrow some shorts?"
" Well I think that instead of wearing Edward's shirt, you should be wearing a bikini top."
" DO YOU WANT ME TO GET ARRESTED?!?!"
" Your uncle works at the police station right?"
" yes…" I replied, hesitantly.
" call him and tell him that your playing truth or dare, and tell him to make sure you don't get thrown into a jail cell."
" Fine," I grumbled.
I pulled out my cell and dialed my uncle Mark's cell number.
" Hello?"
" Hey uncle mark."
" oh hey sweetie, what's up?"
" I'm at my boyfriends and we're playing truth or dare. Edward was dared to drive around town with me in nothing but shorts and a bikini top. Can you please tell the others not to arrest me?"
" No problem. I'm at the station and you were on speaker. So the job is done. I'll see you later."
" Bye."
Alice dragged me up the stairs (literally! My head hit the stupid railing!) and soon, I came back down in a floral bikini top with matching shorts.
" Let's get this over with."
Edward, Emmett, and I all went into Emmett's Jeep. Everyone else got in Carlisle's Mercedes.
When we hit Forks, I stood up, (with Emmett's help) and started screaming Hannah Montana lyrics. It wasn't part of the dare, but Emmett needed to have his fun. Plus I could dare him to do something and blackmail him later.
" YOU GET THE LIMO OUT FRONT! OOH A OUUH HOTTEST STYLES EVERY SHOE EVERY CLOR! YEAH WHEN YOUR FAMOUS IT CAN BE KINDA FUN! IT'S REALLY YOU BUT NO ONE EVER DISCOVERS!"
I looked at Emmett, who had the look of longing in his eyes. He wanted to sing too!
" Emmett, let's blow them away with our finale! Barbie girl!"
Emmett shot up and started us off.
"
- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
Oh, I love you Ken!"
" ok you two get back in the jeep before someone calls 911! Or worse! The asylum!"
Emmett and I sat down and pouted. I will get my revenge on Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.
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