Why a coyote, you may ask? Well for one, I like coyotes. They're so much better than wolves. And for two, isn't Nevada home to many coyotes?

A few days passed and Jazz was still a coyote. On the plus side, Ratchet now permitted him and Bonecrusher to leave the medbay, but if they planned on going outside, someone had to stay with them. It was more for their safety than anything (especially since Jazz wasn't the only coyote in Nevada, and Bonecrusher might get eaten).

Jazz was taking his first trip to Sam's house since becoming a coyote. He stood up on Bumblebee's seat and jumped up to look out the window. "Are we there yet?!"

"For the last time Jazz, WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!" Bumblebee snapped. "Now sit down before somebody sees you! It's not exactly legal to keep a wild animal in captivity on this planet!"

"Hard ass," Jazz mumbled as he sat back down.

Bonecrusher glared at him from the front seat. "Is he always like this?" he asked Bumblebee.

"Like you wouldn't imagine," Bumblebee replied.

Jazz cursed whoever it was that designed coyotes because they forgot to give them the ability to give the finger. So, he just had to go for the next best thing...

"EWW!! Jazz!! Stop pissing on my seat!!" Bumblebee flipped out.

"What? I'm just trying to make the color of your interior match the color of your exterior," Jazz replied coldly.

"I'm not piss colored!" Bumblebee snapped.

XXxxXX

"S'up, bitches! Did y'all miss me?" Jazz said as he jumped out of Bumblebee.

Sam and Mikaela stared at him. "Jazz?" they said in unison.

"That be me," he replied.

"You're furry..." Mikaela pointed out.

"You mean he can actually get shorter?" Sam added.

"Coyotes can bite, you know," Jazz growled. Mojo ran over to him and started sniffing him in places. "Woah, Mojo, what the slag are you doing?!"

"Can somebody help me down?" Bonecrusher asked.

Sam stared at the bunny in the passenger seat. "Who the hell is that?"

"Bonecrusher," Bumblebee replied. "Help him out, please."

"Bonecrusher?" Sam said. He started laughing. "A bunny named Bonecrusher?"

Bonecrusher glared at him. "Just get me out of here!"

"Sure thing, Bugs!" Sam managed to stop laughing enough to help him down. "Hey Bumblebee, why does your interior smell like piss?" Bumblebee remained silent.

Mikaela picked Jazz up so that she could observe him better. "Hmm... You look like something's missing..."

"I'm a coyote. Of course something's missing," Jazz replied.

She set him back down. "Come on up to Sam's room for a second."

Jazz nodded. "Okay."

Shortly afterwards, Mikaela was digging through Sam's room, looking for ways to accessorize a coyote. Jazz sat on Sam's bed, reading a car magazine.

"Woah... Check out the aft on that Ferrari!" Jazz said more to himself than Mikaela.

"Here! Sunglasses!" Mikaela snatched a pair of sunglasses off the table and put them on Jazz. "It's close enough to your visor, isn't it?"

Jazz took a moment to get used to them. "Yeah, but I kinda miss how my visor stayed on by itself."

Mikaela put dog tags on him and tied a bandana overtop of it. "There. Now you look better."

Jazz stood in front of the mirror and wagged his tail. "Whoo! I'm a Gangsta-Coyote!"

XXxxXX

"Oh great, you put my accessories on an animal," Sam sighed when he saw Jazz. Jazz jumped up on the couch and lifted his leg. "Um... I mean, you look nice Jazz!" he quickly added. Jazz put his leg back down.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Who are you?!" Mojo asked Jazz. "You smell funny!"

"Umm... I'm Jazz, one of the car-robots..." he replied.

"You're a car-robot just like Bumblebee? But you don't look like one... You look more like me!" he continued.

"How the slag can I understand you?!" Jazz backed up. "Sam, help! Your rodent is possessed!"

"No, you retard! You can understand him because you're an animal now!" Bonecrusher explained.

"Oh... That would make sense," he shrugged.

"Hey Jazz, you wanna see that thing I dug up outside?!" Mojo said happily.

"Um... No..."

"You wanna go chase the neighbor's cat?"

"No..."

"You wanna go hump somebody's leg?"

"I'm cool with that," Jazz replied, following him outside.

"This can only end in tears," Bonecrusher sighed, following after them for lack of anything better to do.

"Guys, my parents are going to be coming home soon, and if they see a coyote wearing sunglasses standing on the couch, I'm going to get in trouble!" Sam said.

"I'll just explain the situation to them, Sam," Bumblebee said from the window.

"Where are they?" Mikaela asked.

They were all silent for a moment. "What?" Sam asked.